>THIS WAS JUST RELEASED BY THE WHITE HOUSEHOLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THIS COULD BE THE HAPPENING OF ALL HAPPENINGS AND ITS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fake and gay
>>534664012Thank you for your attention to this matter
Link? Come on
>>534664012Imagine if I convinced you that under my purview I am successfully handling contact with aliens and more. You would never seek to overthrow me or challenge me, because what I do is too important to you. Imagine I also have made you to believe that I command a range of "future tech" within secretive "black" operations. You would never seek to overthrow me or challenge me, because I have made you to doubt your abilities to do so. Laws of power applied. Simple, blatant, and obvious.
>>534664188>Link? Come onIt's AI you fucking retardLook at the flag, count the stars, and look at where the stripes meet the blue field
>>534664012>US flag with 39 stars on itkek
>>534664012>please forget about the epstein files and stop asking about them!! please!!!
>aliens.govBased I wish I managed that gov website instead of the one that I do
it's happening!lets fucking gooo
>>534664012>talk openly with familynow i know it's fake
>>534664263>Ayylmao.gov
>>534664012This made me forget that half the political elites were part of a cabal of child abusers centred around MOSSAD agent Jeffrey Epstein
>>534664221Ok it might actually be fake I got it off twitter but it has the official White House seal on it
>>534664012Fake
>>534664012>No Elvis or Jimmy Hoffa to fuck with people
>>534664435>twitterfuck you stupid faggot go back there then
>>534664785here is the saucehttps://x.com/Docneuroeo/status/2052574130793574625
>>534664012>we totally have super secret powerful UFO technology guys, so Iran better sit down and make a deal!something along these lines, we may even see a black project or two get used to try sell the lie too.
>>534664012You are never getting disclooooosure, ufofag
>>534664877dude that's not a source I don't fucking care I'm not researching some faggot's twitter to see if I want to trust his gay influencer e-celeb persona and give him clout and money, a source is like the fucking White House website or a government website or something you dumb retarded faggot
>>534664012those pdffiles are not going anywhere chuds
>>534665051Man you sound like you need to take a break from the internet for a while chill out bro
>>534664012Many the war they started to distract from the Epstein files REEEEAAAALLLLYYYYY must not b going well. Plandemic in the works and now this? Sheeeeeeeeeesh
>>534664012
Only the government can talk to the aliens it seems. The aliens don’t give a fuck about contacting anyone who doesn’t have experience at Little St. James.
>>534665244Maybe the ayys were feasting on the organs that they got from the little kids there on the island, too?
>>534664012this isn't 1960sif full alien disclosure happened tomorrow i would still need to go to work and deal with niggersits literally irrelevant and i don't give a fuck
>>534664012Yet another lazy distraction away from the Epstein Files and the fact that Iran is beating the US at war currently
>>534664012Uh oh, people are talking about aliens again.What are the jews about to do (and get away with)?
>>534664012meet Flake and Gray!
>>534664218Don't act like this trash government is above AI slop. Have you already forgotten Jesus Trump?
>>534664012At this point no one would believe them if an "alien" came and gave a speech in congress. And _especially_ if it gave a speech in congress.
>>534665666Satan's right, no one's buying it
>>534664012fuckers still haven't updated it
>>534664012why is it so easy for the Trump admin to dupe these retard followers?
>>534665578It was a doctor costume.
They are actually playing the ayy card, like actually, not even as a meme, There are 3 options, space aliens are...>1. Extraterrestrial creatures from another planet with advanced technology>2. Extraterrestrial creatures from this planet with advanced technology (they are from underground/underwater)>3. Interdimensional creatures with magic technology (fallen angels/demons who can appear and disappear)The Bible says the ayys are the angels who were kicked out of heaven with Lucifer after they lost war against Archangel Michael
haha holy shit watch this video and put it on .25 playback speed it is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my lifehttps://x.com/Kick_Champ/status/2052606305659957679
>>534664435you brown people ruined everything, even conspiracies with your extremely low iqsplease hitler come back
>>534664191Pic related
>>534666017Pretty much
>>534665917Im not brown nigger but your from finland your people are basically white chinese
>>534664012>WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGThe economy's gonna get a lot worse, that's what is happening.Distract yourself with some schizoslop from your government though.
>>534664012>may 8th aliens confirmed real>also 11 states in the us confirmed ficticious.
>>534664012link you retarded gorilla fucking nigger
>>534664012200$ oil must have absurd properties to summon a conveniently timed invasion to distract you from the economic system deliberately being imploded by state actors.
>>534664012Aliens.goy
>>534665298Well the /x/ theory is that demons offer favors to those who kill innocents on their behalf. I mean, this is not an /x/ theory but an oft repeated thing across time and space in almost every spiritual belief system.
>>534664012Anything to distract from the files it would seem.
>>534664012Aliens tongue my anus.Check em.
>>534666261kek
>>534666305>666CHECKED
>>534666277Well then no wonder the ayys only bother talking to the Epstein classes. They work for each other!
AI means aliens inside
>>534664347https://youtu.be/UsBhOpiJw6Q?t=230yawn
>>534664435>It has the official White House seal so it must be realHoly shit you are 'tarded
>>534666277The whole universe is fake and gay.Dont let this distraction keep you trapped in the Saturn moon matrix
>>534664012something is happening with the epstein files again
>>534664012USA has confirmed over 100 different species of aliens in the world today. Here are the most common ones and their respective names:>GayliensThese are the gay aliens>NayliensThese are the fake aliens>Gay NayliensThese are the fake and gay aliens>Nay GayliensThese are the aliens that are NOT gay>YayliensLike Gayliens but even more gay cause they're always throwing parades>Yee-HawliensLike Yayliens but they drink moonshine from the real moon>Yaw-HeeliensLike Yee-Hawliens but they drink moonshine from the fake moon (the one we landed on)>Yaw-NayliensLike Yaw-Heeliens but they drink fake moonshine from the fake moon>Yee-NayliensLike Yaw-Nayliens but they drink fake moonshine from the real moon>NeighliensHorse aliens>HayliensAlien hay eaten by horse aliens>HeyliensHey there>Tailiens10/10 girlfriend aliensI am the government and will confirm all this on Joe Rogan podcast, screencap this
>>534665883My mistake
>>534666489Based
>>534664012Anything to distract from Epstein files and Iran.
>>534664012>WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGThey're trying to distract you from the retarded war they started to distract you from the Epstein files.I wonder how they'll fuck this up and what retarded thing they'll do to distract you from it.
fuck yeah im unironically excited, you can call this jewish distraction but i dont care i wanna know what we know
>>534664012Is that why Epstein has a bunker in New Mexico?
PROJECT BLUE BEAM IS THE DEFCON-0 BEFORE WEIMAR INFLATION DESTROY THE KIKES' MUTTMERICA PETRI DISH>PROJECT BLUE BEAM IS THE DEFCON-0 BEFORE WEIMAR INFLATION DESTROY THE KIKES' MUTTMERICA PETRI DISHPROJECT BLUE BEAM IS THE DEFCON-0 BEFORE WEIMAR INFLATION DESTROY THE KIKES' MUTTMERICA PETRI DISH>PROJECT BLUE BEAM IS THE DEFCON-0 BEFORE WEIMAR INFLATION DESTROY THE KIKES' MUTTMERICA PETRI DISHPROJECT BLUE BEAM IS THE DEFCON-0 BEFORE WEIMAR INFLATION DESTROY THE KIKES' MUTTMERICA PETRI DISH>PROJECT BLUE BEAM IS THE DEFCON-0 BEFORE WEIMAR INFLATION DESTROY THE KIKES' MUTTMERICA PETRI DISH
is it safe to post real ayys now?
HOLY FUCK GUYS, THIS IS IT. 100% GENUINE PHOTOGRAPH OF AN ACTUAL EXTRATERRESTRIAL. PREPARE YOURSELF
anon from the future herethe ayy's are eager to let everyone know they exist because it's too much of a hassle to put on their skinsuits to go to the dispensary.it was all covered in the press briefing this morningayy's started frequenting our oceans after cannabis legalization in colorado. They've confirmed we have dank buds and they're worth big space bucks since it's exotic right now.
>>534664012The lengths they’ll go to distract from the Epstein shit kek
>>534665883Yeah and you’re just wearing a retard costume right
>>534664012So which companies are trump's insider traders going to buy or short on the announcement?
>>534667950en taro Adun
>>534668416>ocean in Colorado Al Gore was right all along
Were any aliens at Epsteins island?
>>534668503he's a smart guyone of the smartesthe did invent the internet after all as well as discovering climate change on his own.
>>534668311ZOMG!!!! CHAT IS THIS REALLLLLL???????SO FREAKED!!!!
Spielberg is paying people in the government to hype up aliens for his movie.
>>534668416
>>534666125the "distraction" argument is always low iq. Nothing is more distracting than junk food and entertainment.
>>534664365Yeah same here.
>>534668838what if spielberg is part of the disclosure tho
>>534669613>>534669635but what if its the other way around and he is part of the disclosure
>>534664012Send money to isreal immediately!
>>534669613>>534669635My nigga Schpielboig! He such a talented director, I often casually forget that he's a Jewish.
>>534665887>Extraterrestrial creatures from this planet with advanced technology (they are from underground/underwater)That would be an intraterrestrial maybe interterestrial. Terestrial means the ground. Underground niggers can't be extraterrestrial
>>534668211Probably not no
Aliens don't exist until the day I can hop on space ships and fly to other planets, and have a cute alien gf with a human fetish.
>>534664012Niggers get anally probed by ayyys while they tongue my anus
>>534664225You foreign shitskins seem real determined to push this. Even though pedophilia is rampant where you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs
>>534669678kek, ending got me
>>534664012This alien shit is for low-IQ suckers. Idiots in America have been talking about this for years now and nothing of substance has come out. Remember the 'age of disclosure'? All we have is some pixelated or blurry footage of distant light sources that later turn out to be starlink satellites.
>>534670755Recognize this airport?
>>534670755
>>534671017this one's interesting, do you have the video?
>>534664012Nothing ever discloses
>>534670755but likewhat if its actually for real this timegimbal was pretty significant right?
>>534664012Lol, release rhe epstein files
>>534664218You think this admin is above using AI for cover photos lmao
>>534664012damn last i heard it was july 8th, they must really be losing control fast
>>534665887>Interdimensional creatures with magic technology (fallen angels/demons who can appear and disappear)I love how this is 3rd option. You're retarded anon kys so you can become angel and report back to us.
>>534664012Most based presidency in historyYou just can't get this type of entertainment with anyone else
>>534664012Aren't we having a UFO disclosure every 2 weeks now?
>>534664188aliens.govwas indeed registered as a domain in ICANN or whateverit currently 404's after a couple of https certificate shenanigans, but its legit a government domain and error page
>>534672386Yup legit domain with unsecure https since it isn't setup.
yeah yeah jewish distraction blue beam fake shit for gay retards yeah yeahbut what if its real
i mean>how could ayys show themselves in plain sight>without causing panic>because they are actually benevolentright?
>>534664012will the aliens bring the cure to the hauntyvirus?
>>534672839Wonder where they were in such a hurry to get to, a galactic kebab?
>>534672839>you need to have a high IQ to believei swear to god, these guys are eavesdropping in on usalso: it would mean they have a sense of humor
will they finally let us know if Coffee is good for you or not?
>donald trump launching bluebeans means normies will 100% completely fucking ignore everything>the most carefully crafted psyop in human history, generations in the making, will now be unmade by the very people who turned every lever they had to make sure the ignorant and the gulliable people who believe what they hear on TVholy fucking 4D chess u guise what a show
>>534666093cute
if only she hadn't said "interdimensional beings"that's the dumbest shit I've ever heardt. not even a math guy, but I at least I get dimensions
>>534672921i think they just threw a plain rockmaybe they made it a bottle rocketbut if the ayys are as technologically advanced as they would have to bethrowing rocks the size of manhattan around would be child's play
>>534664012Spoiler: They're going to use holograms to fake an alien invasion and claim they created humans. Which is fine and dandy by me. Not like it's going to stop me from believing what I do.
>>534672839>>534672941I mean, they could've also chosen to throw one, such that, it flies in a way where everybody can clearly see it in the night sky.But nope, it decides to be on the exact opposite side of the Sun, when it is closest.How inconvenient!I mean, of all the ways a random rock could careen through our solar system, it decides to even fly-by Mars, such that the orbiters there, with cameras designed to actually snap pictures of the surface, can turn around and spot a faint bright dot swooshing past.>What. Are. The. Odds.Ayy LMAO!
Perfect organism
"The nearest known potentially habitable planet is Proxima Centauri b, located approximately 4.22 light-years away." "With current technology, traveling 4.2 light-years to Proxima Centauri would take approximately 75,000 to 80,000 years."
>>534673876Correct, which means>if aliens exist, and are somehow aware of earth>FTL must exist as well>>534673414And interdimensionality is one way to explain FTL away, although I concede that the person, who talked about it, (veeeeery probably) has no idea what it means.
>>534673876>>534673985Bro just bombard a 184-neutron isotope of element 115 with high energy plasma in a spherically-shaped encasement with a seamlessly-contiguous waveguide that directs the resulting antimatter into an emitter directed at a target point, creating a spacetime distortion allowing the disc-shaped craft to act as a lens, traversing physical space geodesically bro. Skill issue.
>>534664012So project blue beam got the go ahead?>>534666017Yes
>>534664435JAJAJAJA
>>534669678Why would I want a fish tank with poop streaks?
>>534664877primary sources only please
>>534666489heh
>>534675153cute cot
I am so fucking tired of this bullshit. Disclose aliens so we can interact with them and start a new age of discovery and adventure while expanding the human empire. I want a solar empire.
>>534664012Imagine all this shit because of the epstein-list hahahahhahahha
>>534674643"Sire we are loading 2 of the 50 freeze died food storage tanks"
>>534664012>>THIS WAS JUST RELEASED BY THE WHITE HOUSE>HOLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THIS COULD BE THE HAPPENING OF ALL HAPPENINGS AND ITS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>534664012> AI psyop didn't work, quick, let's roll out the UFO oldie but goodie!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthodoxy_and_the_Religion_of_the_Future
>>534673985I've not seen anything (regarding those tic-tacs) that requires FTLI think it can all be explained with relativity
>>534664012just another masonic liei wouldn't get so invested in it.>>534666489ok, if you're so smart what's a filian then?
>>534676820Filian? More like I'm Toe-Jam-and-Earlien yooooour BUTTHOLE! HAHHAHAHAHhahaha im drunk and i hate niggers
>>534676444to clarifyaccelerating from 0-C in a short timeframe would surely destroy anything within that accelerating objectthe trick is to do it in reverse, create some sort of relativistic bubble which (from the frame of reference of inside the bubble) slows down everything outside the bubble to near zero-time:>C is not breached
>>534667880Remember what sen burchett said. He said he >"knows ufo stuff that would turn the world upside down" so he can never tell us. Then a month later they are like >"ok we ready to tell you now!"Doesnt make sense.
That orange nigger is really willing to do whatever it takes to make people forget that he is a retarded pedo who is in the epstein files.
Unless they look like this I don't care.
>>534677096thinking about it further, in relativistic termsWikipedia:>Length contraction is the phenomenon that a moving object's length is measured to be shorter than its proper length, which is the length as measured in the object's own rest frame. It is also known as Lorentz contraction or Lorentz–FitzGerald contraction (after Hendrik Lorentz and George Francis FitzGerald) and is usually only noticeable at a substantial fraction of the speed of light.in other words an object (seemingly) at speed C would completely flatten. in other words it would lose an entire dimension (3D to 2D). in other words it could be mistaken for "interdimensional"a second thought is would this explain why the tic-tacs appear to be white or even change color when accelerating. sort of the reverse of parking near a black whole for a while.
>>534664012Wow Aliens! Wow! This makes up for the total jewish rape of this country! Based trump!
>>534672839Haha you missed!
>>534676444>>534677096their presence requires FTLunless>there are aliens in our solar systemwhere?>they send probes that travel thousands of yearsyeah, lets imagine doing that nowvoyager is 50 years on the roadFIFTYof the five hundred to five thousand you'd need to just jump from star to star, with less-than-FTL techcome on, fuck off, nobody would do that
I've warned them what comes from disclosure, the universe will be wiped.I have eliminated all alien life that attempted to interfere. there is no need for disclosure, the evidence must die off with the witnesses.Cint squawm yi lenopeitis noalver
>>534664012this is truly a clownshow of an administration lmao
>>534670583>w....we su..s...suddenly dont care about epstein!lmao
This is just like when Biden would bring out "muh ayyylmaos" whenever he wanted to hide something. When the government is talking about aliens, that's when you know they're trying to distract you from far greater concerns like the coming fuel crisis due to wars for Israel or Epstein and his control over the government.
how about disclosure of the epstein files and the pedo kike elites instead?
>>534676042next is a meteor/comet that's going to destroy the earth, or something, i can't remember, it was part of the greer disclosure.>>534675307anon, there's already a soular empire, its run by the Sun of God, the Rock of Ægis, have you not been paying attention?the war is over, we won
unless the aliens are humanoid and look like hot females I DONT GIVE A FUCK! FUCK YOU!
>>534677096ok, but if i dont have an 0-c, can i use some oldC?i got some trollface memes and some philosoraptor memes i can use, but if i use them in reverse it wont be the same....U-c?>>534677006leave the niggos alone, anon, enjoy your alcohol in peace not hate, leave the hate for the heat of the day.
>>534664012>aliens.goy
>>534678670kill all niggers
>>534666489>Tailiens (maleian)you missed one
>>534677970>we're gonna have a deja vu o algo
>>534677955you're thinking in platonic/material terms.like throwing a rockbut if they truly are advanced, they've probably already harness some subspace domain, like the power of thought.>look at sky>map out stars throughout the seasons>visualize that region>visualize creating a body in that system>manifest body in that system>you're thereobviously, they'd need to have already mastered all the other elements tied to doing that, it'd be like magic from out point of view, but if they've harnessed that, they wouldn't need ships, they'd be the ship, teleporter and food replicator all in one.but how does one start down that path?>they already did that to/for us
>>534664012This is very fascinating. So, what about those Epstein files?
>>534679081Are you still talking about Jeffery Epstein? This guy's been talked about for years. You're asking, "We have Texas, we have this, we have all of the things." And are people still talking about this guy, this creep?That is unbelievable.
>>534671112here:>>534670995
>>534664012ok we need to get ahead of this as a community. how are we going to handle this on /pol/? what's the best disinformation to spread for MAXIMUM undermining of the government authority? maximum chaos? we need to prepare our psyops in advance. i lean towards pushing the angle that this is the rapture is imminent but it's ayyliens. many miggers may an hero.
>>534665797it will be released on aaro.mil
>>534664012The ayys can reveal themselves whenever they want to, but they never do. And fuck off with the "we're not ready" crap, fuck that fucking bullshit. If we're not ready now, then we never will be.
>>534664012Lmao kikes are on suicide watch with all these distraction attempt
>>534665578Lol so you admit it's fake but are still going to continue pretending like it's real because you're a stubborn ass? Got it.
>>534678975Uh-huh, yeah, whatever.>If you're starting there, why stop there.What about life-forms in plasma you can't even imagine?>you're thinking in platonic/material terms.>like throwing a rockExactly; and the Ayys know and expect that, too.And like I said above, if you think your train of thoughts through, there really is no point in just not outright believing in magic.Which is what you're doing.>and this is completely logicalAnd the Ayys know that.
>>534678975>but if they truly are advanced, they've probably already harness some subspace domain, like the power of thought.Ok, so there's a brain interface, and that connects with this and that technology, that's it.That's your gig, basically.Just Elon-Musk-brainchip'ing the FTL tech, to make it sound AMAZING and ALIEN.>wowEh.
covering up their massive fuckups and retards like you fall for it every time
>>534664012ITS GO TIME THE FILES ARE AVAILABLE NOWAYYS PROBE YOUR ANUS
>>534680515>What about life-forms in plasma you can't even imagine?but if they're advanced, they wouldn't embody plasma, unless they needed a body of plasma, as i stated above, they could manifest a body of their choice, as needed.mind you, i'm explaining it in this scenario "if aliens were real", so that "magic" like tech, would make sense.that is, IF.aliens, as presented by the media, are not real, they are a figment.aliens, as foreign entities, not "of earth" are real, that is, spirits/angels, they are real, and they can do what i said above, manifest a body of their choosing, but that doesn't make them that body, any more than you controlling a robot through a machine makes that robot your body, i.e. you.>>534680515>And like I said above, if you think your train of thoughts through, there really is no point in just not outright believing in magic.>Which is what you're doing.>>and this is completely logical>And the Ayys know that.that's probably how they'll present it, yea.obviously, dont get jabbed, to take implants, avoid the things they offer.what i said in the post above was presented under a "what if" scenario, "if aliens were real", but like you, i wouldn't trust any aliens or what they offer either, for the same reasons you expressed, its an "in" for themi've been thinking about it for a while, and came to a similar conclusion, for the "alien" question, long ago, same with time travel, same with other bits of "magic" and "super powers", all venues for them to get entry into your body, i.e. for your consent.NEVER CONSENTNEVER VOTENEVER PARTAKE IN THEIR RITUALS/TRENDSno handshakes, no signatures, no agreementssay "yea" or "nay", nothing more
>>534664012They are anticipationmaxxing. When people anticipate UFO release, they ignore what is currently happening. The releases always end up being lame nothingburgers.
>>534664012>tfw no reptilian gfLiterally why even live?
>>534664012You're a fuckin retard you know that? You'll believe anything.
>>534677955>>they send probes that travel thousands of yearsI'm sorry I didn't realize this board was stuck in 19th century newtonian physics. Over 100 years ago however we discovered a different kind of physics: general relativity. One of the consequences is this: The twin paradox in special relativity shows that a twin traveling at near-light speed will age slower than the twin who stays on Earth due to time dilation.A probe doesn't have to contain sentient beings: A von Neumann probe is a self-replicating spacecraft designed to explore and mine resources in space, creating copies of itself to spread across the galaxy. Now imagine this probe is 5*5 inches containing all knowledge of a civilization. A seed specially prepared to kickstart a new instance of itself on distant planets.(That's assuming they came from a planet and aren't just nomadically travelling around)>FIFTYthat's only a high number if you assume flesh bags like us travelling around with lifespans of 70-100 years. The fallacy here is you anthropomorphize them.Theoretically they could be synthetic androids gathering information to send back to it's AI overlord, which operates on completely different time scales.>come on, fuck off, nobody would do thatyou mean (you) wouldn't, since you lack the lifespan, imagination and basic knowledge
SHOW ME YOU'RE AAYY FACE
>>534664271
https://www.war.gov/UFO/
>>534669678I prefer to send my taxes to qatar
>>534664012Are they legal or illegal aliens?
>>534664012Because America is losing a war and in a slow-motion collapse so they need to being out their more fringe propaganda just to keep people under control.
>>534664012>So many 666.... who were out there.... here now...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF5IPOEFndw
>>534664012website still doesn't work.
>>534664012Yea howbout that hormussy status and those epstein files though.Whats the situation there?
>>534664012Nothingburger distraction with a side of vague bullshit to string you along
>>534665666but what if they blew up congress?
