Joining the military seems to be a right move in the current economy. Good pay, free housing and food, no debt.
Eglin post
>>534674854Lol
>>534674913> t. SEA monkey
>>534674854Dying for Israel is never the right move.
Yea, if you can, get into Fort Bragg because it’s the prime spot to rape women recruits. They even “randomly” send more cute ones there. It’s a fucking free for all. If the bitch gets lippy, she can die in a “training accident”. Very fun :)
>>534674913>>534674932>>534674941>>534674959 "time to enlist" spam threads
>>534674854Deploy yourself to the middle east.
>>534674854"I'M GONNA RECROOOOOOOOOOT AAUAUGGGH"
HEYWHY ARE YOUR BOOTS UNBLOUSEDYOUR COMBAT PATCH IS UPSIDE DOWNWHAT UNIT DID YOU SERVE WITH? WHAT WAS YOUR MOS?STOLEN VALOR!!! STOLEN VALOR!!! I DIDN’T WATCH MY BUDDIES DIE FOR ISRAEL, FACE DOWN IN THE SAND, FOR YOU TO GET THE 5% VETERANS DISCOUNT AT MCDONALDS WEARING THAT UNIFORM!!!
>>534674854Based advice. I am signing up as soon as I decide between Seal Team 6 and DEVGRU.
>>534674854You really think that’s going to work here eggland troon?
>>534674854>Oh fuck goyim iran isn't going well, you want to get out of the pod right?
>>534674854Go away, Recruiter-kun
>>534674854>>534674941
>Free housing Not sure about the states but Canadian troops don't get free housing other that rare circumstances. The bottom ranks live below the poverty line.
Go to community college to get certified at NDT methods like UT, PAUT and such. Find a job to log in the necessary hours for a specialist cert. After that finding a well paying job is trivial. Pick up IRATA cert in the meantime for even better prospects.
reminder US military recruiters are paid to sit in an office and do literally nothing all day every day, they are the ones posting these threads
>>534674854It’s not a bad gig if you commission
>>534675575In muttland they just deduct it from their pay. They make less than minimum wage.
>>534675618Recruiters are such bags of shit. Stay away from white kids. If you need to make a quota, go round up the stupid, violent brown kids. They can go die in the sand for Israel
>>534674854>>534674941This is the extent of their attempts to get you to die for Israel.
>>534674854bro having a roof over your head, stable pay and being able to attract a female to have a family is all that matters. literally no one can say otherwise. the military is a viable option to achieve a normal life. or you can remain on 4chan and watch your life turn to nothing. your choice
>>534674854Fuck off
>>534675850'memeflags' acting like israeli jews
>>534675850Do you understand how many military marriages end in divorce? It's basically a running joke
>>534675943Jokes on them if you're an incel!
>>534674854You can only join the Dutch military if you already have a college degree. It's how they filter right-wingers out.
>>534675850>or you can remain on 4chan and watch your life turn to nothing. your choiceMeanwhile veteran suicides have exceeded over 100,000 incidents since the onset of the jewish war on goyim. Being a 4chan user with "no future," unironically carries a higher life expectancy than being a stooge for jewish child molesters.
>>534675910He already did
>>534675943>>534676068life ain't perfect but rejecting life, a job and marriage because some have failed is the dumbest move possible
>>534676185The military isn't the only way to have a job, retard. The majority of the American workforce are not currently in or have been discharged from the military.
>>534676185Can't lose if you don't play. Game is no longer fun, planet is rapidly descending into Planet of the Apes niggerworld. Time to die, not gonna waste the last of white prosperity being put into a box with a bunch of browns. Going into the military is like going to prison.
>>534675602>even better prospects Odd way to describe FPV drone killcam stardom
>>534676030Nobody wants to listen to you. Everyone except you sees the lowliest scum when they see you. Whats a right winger… ffs don’t reply or try to answer that it was rhetorical to highlight your hallucinations you sad cretin.
>>534674854They get way more free shit than just housing and food.
>>534675850my older brother joined the army 16 years ago and today is a loser who has never had a real girlfriend even at 34, lives off his government gibs checks, and is basically dying of immune deficiencies because he got triple vaxxed as part of military mandate. he weighs like 115 lbs and is a walking corpse. there's your "viable option" if you join today, cocksucking recruitnigger
>>534674941kill yourself, Desert Demon.Set yourself on fire in the nearest synagogue
>>534674854>Sign up to die for Israel goy!Kill yourself
>>534674854I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling that background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did...
>>534674854The Military is all about GAY sexSeriously it's full of men sucking eachother off, jerking eachother and doing full on anal sex. So if you want gay sex join.
>>534674854>>534674959If you have zero morals, it's the good move.Even in WWII, the mortality rate for US soldiers was below 3%. And when they came back, it was a career boost. That's 97% of positive outcome.
What compells a man to become a recruiter for ZOG?
>>534676963adding the wounded, 6% chances of getting killed or wounded, 94% chances of positive outcome.
>>534676367ROV drone operators get paid decently and dont have to kill no one. Although, while they are desperate for workers the industry is extremely insular and hard to enter. However once inside you will stack money like nobody's bidness. ROV certs + NDT certs + IRATA certs = undeniable anywhere. All you need is like a year or so of hands-on experience. Just ask workshops to let you work for free. Offer them blowjobs. Just get those hours logged.
>>534676899>hellow fellow 4channelers, why don't we all just give up and join the army?$40k is less money than a fucking garbage collector makes, kill yourself shill
>>534676899doomscrollers are the dumbest mofos on the planet. they watch their life pass them by while complaining about shit no one cares about. a complete waste of your life on earth. internet influencers have ruined many lifes with that shtick creating millions of losers while they themselves get rich
>>534677027socio-economical reasons
>>534677093i don't know a single person in my entire life who was happy about joining the military, they all regretted it, now post with your actual flag faggot
>>534674913So you're saying I could join the army and get a salary, benefits, guaranteed home loan, and a pension in 20 years for shitposting on 4chan?
>>534676899So I just rub the QuickShip on my dick and it grows bigger? That's all I have to do?
>>534676963Long-term consequences of not purging the jews is resulting in global collapse. White people should be focused on the long-term, something jews are incapable of.
>>534676899If the money is not $1.000.000 per month with 0 taxes, then grab the nearest explosive and Obliterate your Mossad office with yourself in it, Inbred kike Animal
>>534676963This isn’t like WW2 where you join at the end and curb stomp an already defeated enemy. You will be leading the charge against an enemy that spent the past 20 years planning supported by China.
>>534677213lol exactly. these are the people tellin g you to not get a job or get married. what a waste. its your life man but the day will come when you will only have regrets to keep you company in your loneliness but i guess that'll be someone else's fault too
you will now witness a wave of 1pbtid recruitment shills who are actually just the same posters from earlier in the thread switching their IP and pretending to be different posters agreeing with themselves
>>534675297It's true. These guys can afford 5% more McDonald's. Their hips, asses, and thighs get 5% fatter. Then they ride huge animal dildos with a furious whomping whallop of a chubby fat ass slapping the floor and the big rubber nuts like a thunderclap.
>>534677409You posted well in this flimsy replica of a real thread
>>534674854Military? No brainer, you’re set for life
>>534676899>join the US military and you will be the main character!Wow, this must be the first time ever this angle has been used for recruitment
>>534677226Lol no, you rub it on the asshole and it makes the hemmerhoids go away in 2-5 years
>>534674854Buy an ad
>>534677320>This isn’t like WW2 where you join at the end and curb stomp an already defeated enemy.First time i see an american admitting this.I salute your honesty.
>>534674854SIR, NICE TRY, SIR!
>>534674941You're not fitting in, Pvt Dominguez
tap tap tapIt has begun
>>534674854Why miss your chance to be part of the NUMBER ONE military in the world
>>534677405Show flag, Shlomo/Poodeep.
>>534674854>work at McDick's >40 hours a week for $30,000 a year>join the military >168 hours a week for $30,000 a year
Do it goy
>>534676899This is glorious bait, kek
Your better off becoming a drug dealerLess stressful too
>>534678100>da joooos from india want me to get a job and get marriedlol do you even listen to yourself?
>>534678239A lot of negativity from an anti military meme flag
>>534677027I'd you didn't know, recruiters are fucking underage teenagers left and right while also doing tons of drugsThey're terrible people and they'd happily sign you up to die if they get a bonus
>>534674854they're slowly jewing the military. the pension went from 50% of your pay to just 40% of your pay. they're also allegedly cracking down on disability fraud. give it another 10 years and they'll be treated worse than walmart employees.
>>534678243>still won't show where he's from
>>534674854Sounds good. You first.
>>534678243>you have to join the military and get quadruple vaxxed to get a job goy trust me>dont depend on your own work ethic or motivation as a man, depend on the government instead
>>534677405These people need to start acting like men and the military is the place to teach them how to do it
>>534674854We have no working warships, the submarines are all in port being broken for spares, and the Ajax armoured vehicle is only dangerous to its occupants, not the enemy. On the plus side we have a few jets, if you are one of the few chosen to fly them, but we dont like to fly them much as it costs too much. If none of that puts you off, our MOD is dedicated to the sole task of prosecuting soldiers for following orders, for decades after the conflicts.
>>534678309It's already been jewed. They haven't raised wages to match inflation in literal decades
hey /pol/. go enlist in the military. on iran's side
>>534678696how about joining none of them and just living a normal life instead
>>534674854Lol okay bro..
>>534678754a normal life in the middle of wwiii? unrealistic.
>>534679069i'm sure dying on the other side of the planet for israeli interests will make everything better on the homefront, so when are you shipping out?
>>534675850HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ITS THE SAME SPIEL FROM 2008 hahahahahabah
>>534679126>for israeli interestswhat are you talking about
>>534674854>>534674941>Eglin post> t. SEA monkeyYou are insulting all the wives and children of your fellow servicemen.
>>534679140someone told you in 2008 to get a job and have a family and you are still here almost 20 years later? proves my point
>>534674854>Good pay, free housing and food, no debt + small chance of dying or sever disability.
>>534674854>Joining the military seems to be a right move in the current economy.>current economyI'm sure your wife and children will fair well with your future crippled ass.
>>534674854Join a National Socialist party paramilitary/militia instead. Receive your training from vets who are also in your paramilitary.
>>534674941show penis hat, rabbi.
>>534674854Kill yourself recruiter kike
