>Video: Putin at the May 9th Victory Day parade tomorrow.I have personally hired hitmen on a underground Telegram group to blow up Putin with a drone. I paid them in Monero, a untraceable crypto currency.
80 year rule. Nobody under 50 gives a shit about what happened in the fucking 1940s. That means tte the majority of active workforce can't be behavioralized with the 20th century myth anymore
>>534684174are they still for hire ?asking for a friend
they will just clone his ass and putin #27 will be standing on podium spouting nonsense
>>534684174Reported to the FSB
>>534684174I would have done it for free.
>>534684174Based
>>5346841741: you got scammed2: the ukros wont assassinate him because it means insta nukes and going after their head of state as well which the russians have explicitly made clear they wont
>>534685246>you got scammedNah, they have killed many people in Russia before>the ukros wont assassinate him because it means insta nukesNah, Russian oligarchs will be happy Putin is dead. Putin is bad for business.
>>534684254Celebrating WW2 in 2026 is like celebrating the Napoleonic Wars in 1900. It seems silly of you think about it that way but for Russian historiography, WW2 is like what the Reconquista is for Spain. Furthermore, by looking at you flag, it seems that you descend from the losers of that war.
>>534684174Thank you! Slava Ukraina!
>>534684174I personally had coitus with Putin and gave him a terminal sexually transmitted disease that will kill him in approximately 32 years.
>>534684174>unarmed>no equipment>by himself>open field>pockmarked by other drone explosivesUkraynyaiyans are demonic
>hitmen group are waiting for a random's donation to try to assassinate PutinDear God, the IQ of this board.
>>534684174I wishThey are going to blast the whole Moscow region with jammer signals so powerful it will give brain cancer to everyone
>>534686247He decided to go to war voluntarily, mind you
The way to do it nowadays is to open a polybet on Putin not dyingEventually someone will claim it.
