From Official Govermant website: https://www.war.gov/UFO/Ufo and Alien files released!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GET IN HERE
>>534686284It's another nothingburger
>>534686284Woah a nothing burger distraction. Very cool.
>>534686284I call distraction.What's happening right now behind the curtain while the public drools over dead end documents?
>>534686284ayy lmao
https://www.war.gov/portals/1/Interactive/2026/UFO/Slideshow/DOW-UAP-PR49-Unresolved-UAP-Report-Department-of-the-Army-2026.jpg
>>534686447That's from Eve
inb4 christkek schizos shit up this thread with:>Aliens are demons>Space is fake>I worship a kike
miggers are so fucking stupid holy shit. sheep that are distracted by shiny things so they don't look at all the retardation in this admin
>>534686284needs a sticky
>>534686370These aren't going to make a big enough splash to be a useful distraction against anything.
>>534686284Epstein worked for ayys as a side gig.Now they can finally release the full unredacted files.It was a long process to get to this point.Trust Plan
>>534686284Ah, finally, the Epstein files?
>>534686284Hegseth took a blurry photo of his testicles and is trolling you with it.
>>534686284>https://www.war.govI hate this administration. It's basically doing for the right wing what previous social movements did to the left wing. It vulgarizes everything.
So what will happen to human religions?
>>534686284literally the lamest shit ever. Who cares about space niggers when all our rulers are anti white pedophiles whose entire families need to be brutally murdered on livestream?
Zero evidence of aliens.Maybe the next discloooooosure day will finally give you the aliens.
>>534686668already in the works, most detailed schizo narrative:>>>/x/42361231
>people annoyed with Trump for restarting the Iran war>fuel prices keep rising>bills and food prices rising>hanta virus shilling startingLet's bring out the aIiens again to distract and confuse them.It's all so tiresome.
>>534686284So a burger ship got hit by iran, confirmed. Got it.Pure distilled distraction
>>534686749And Trump said no problem LOL. He is getting BTFO'D by Iran.
>>534686284Space is fake.Ayys are gays.
I want a refund of my tax dollars spent on this shit.
>>534686550Not likely, but they pull shit shit out when they need to distract the people not distracted by simpler shit.
>>534686284I won’t believe shit unless I get a video above 144p
TRUMP FUCKED KIDS WITH EPSTEINTRUMP FUCKED KIDS WITH EPSTEINTRUMP FUCKED KIDS WITH EPSTEINTRUMP FUCKED KIDS WITH EPSTEINTRUMP FUCKED KIDS WITH EPSTEINTRUMP FUCKED KIDS WITH EPSTEIN
>it's le distraction because I can't care about mutiple things at once/pol/ niggers once again proving that they're colossal retards and faggots.
>>534686913I doubt it man. This really isn't that interesting. It's a few pictures a few videos and a couple of written reports. It distracted me for like twenty minutes. You're giving it way too much credit.
Meh
>>534686949>Epstein files clearly show that Trump was taking orders from EpsteinAnd the sad thing is that even you ignore this and claim "the files need to be releases". They were released and are extremely damning. You and everyone else just ignored them because the news ignored them.
>>534687126
>>534686985Don’t blame them. Their attention spans are totally fried from TikTok slop. They can’t focus on multiple topics at a time. They genuinely forget about stuff that isn’t trending. You ever email someone and ask them 2-4 questions and they only answer a single one? Maybe 2 if you’re lucky? There is an entire generation like that who’ve had their minds nuked as bad as lead paint boomers.
>>534686985it's not literally distracting, but it is worthless noise instead of real information.
>>534686669>Who cares about space niggers when all our rulers are anti white pedophiles
Some more totally legit UFO Files™
It's fucking ogre, we aren't alone in the universe!
>>534686284Incredible! Amazing! Unbelievable!Can we get the names of everyone in the Epstein Files now?
yo, the sky is full with them?https://www.war.gov/medialink/ufo/release_1/thumbnail/nasa-uap-vm5-apollo-12-1969.jpg
>>534686668They'll add aliens to their lore.
>>534687149Lmao we never were on the moon
>>534687256The aliens probably had a big watchalong
>>534687247They're literally already out there. Why demand something you already have?
OAHUP THE RAI SAIDOAH UP THE RA
>>534686855>Report: anon's fanfiction
>>534687185>Wow this is really changing my perspective of the Catholic faith in which I was raised, suddenly I feel more Jewish and pro Israel. Iran CANNOT have nuclear weapons.
>>534686284>look, the new virus goyim>look, goyim, the aliens!Ok.
>>534687294Nazis got us to the moon, cope about it migger
>>534686538>fake gay larp photos generated by indians needs a sticky
>>534687310Because that’s not what it’s about. When people ask where are Epstein files they only mean it in two ways:>relevant to the conversation, investigative and a genuine desire for truth and eventual justice>irrelevant to the conversation, dismissive and diminutive to the topic at hand and a way to delegitimize speculative claimsI’ll let you judge which one of these categories a majority of people are regarding this.
>>534687256Oh look it's the star Trek set
>>534687040>balls are touchinggayliens confirmed
>>534687502I obviously know this already and simply want to make them feel silly and make better bait.
>>534687573Ill back it all up anyway. The web page is annoying to go through
Nothingburger. Only notable thing is confirming that these things have also been seen on the Moon.
>>534687040I saw an "orange orb" once, I told myself it was a satellite picking up the sun in high altitude at dusk
>>534686284Why the fuck should I care? I'm still broke at the end of the day, regardless of aliens being real or not. Though, I gotta say that that biblically accurate angel looking UAP footage looked neat.
>>534686284Covenant niggers about to find out
Frontloaded with fluffAre we getting the juicy stuff at some point in the future or is everything going to be this gay
>>534687756You can be broke and full of existential dread that this is some kind of meat planet
>>534686284This is so gay lmfao
>>534686447Kek that's an MQ-1 Predator
this is the gayest shit ever. this is supposed to change peoples perspective of religion? how stupid do they think we are?
>>534686284Globohomo please. You're not even trying.
>>534686284That's it? This was the hyped reveal? I've seen episodes of Ancient Aliens that had more content then this.
omgomgomgomg it's a fucking SMUDGE on the screen this changes everything
>>534687876Watch the full video. The camera was tracking the Predator when it saw another craft, and the camera moves to it.
>>534687876In the video they're filming that and a spazzy orb flies around to the left of it
>>534687882Very. And they're right
>>534687185AI slop edit of the gimbal video released nearly a decade ago
>>534687920>>534687927You niggas is dumb
>alienAliens don't exist, it's just operation blue beam proyect to deflect attention from the real political problems, like the Christian genocide in Africa, the white genocide in Europe and the growing oil prices world-wide, you can't even afford your groceries, why would you care about some AI made jewish psyop?
>>534688043Wow, the heat signature of another pla-UGGGH, NO IT'S DA ALIENZ
>>534686284Wow this is honestly so dogshit the only explanation is that its a distraction
>>534686574They got released and you didnt care about them because Trump and your gay celebrities you worship weren't in them
>>534688130Why not both
I think I just found an MJ-12 reference in this one.
>>534686284wake me up when they release alien technology that allows anti-gravity and infinite energy
>>534686284Sure. I got hair to trim on my balls. Fuck off.
>>534688130UFOtards got their fix. They are eating it up. Next time will be the real disclosure. For real this time.
>>534688199>anti-gravityWe already have it, it's called a plane or a rocket.
>>534686819You can literally go outside and see space and with a $30 children's telescope you can see planets
>>534688073What do people honestly expect they are going to get? Alien pussy pics? NO ALIEN PUSSY PICS FOR YOU!
>>534688243>JUST WAIT FOR THE PHASE 2 BINDERS OF THE RELEASElmao
>>534686284Aliens are demons. Space is fake. Christ is King
>>534686535YWNBAW
What's going on in the middle east
>>534686284what a silly thread. aliens don't exist
>>534686284That's not Epstein files, schlomo.
>>534686949Let us review a list of things you will never be.> a woman> a woman> a woman> a woman> a woman
>>534687980kek, the delay before tracking. you can almost here the person behind the controls going "WTF was that thing!?"
>>534686284Is this something actually meaningful or is it a bunch of blurry pictures and video
>>534686284ABSOLUTE NOTHING BURGER
>>534688436looks like a nautical compass.
>>534688197You think mjl is majestic 12?
>>534688315nice try glownigger, all telescopes have been modified by Mossad and CIA since the 1920's
I'm guessing I still have to leave for work this morning?
>>534687310The Epstein files are hands down the biggest distraction in US history and they are the reason Trump was able to go into Venezuela so smoothly and capture Maduro
>>534688018Are they? Seems like they lose more and more control every day
>>534688692This but the keys are the US and the baby is the world and the people holding us are bankers
>>534686732>a thread to /x/ referencing a thread on /pol/ referencing para-religious Ai literatureFinally, this site works exactly like modern scientific publications
>>534688647Yes.
>>534688692>You can't be interested in more than one thing at one time
>>534686832
>>534688649Then buy an older telescope and see the same stuff
>>534687256>shooting star>lunar edition
>>534688804So early UFO sightings were sometimes the government seeing how people would react or something? Idgi
guys this cgi from 1999 is shattering my world view
>>534688880>Then buy>this post was brought to you by Big Telescopenot a chance, Schlomo
>>534686284When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.
>Aliens are just retarded DemonsWho knew
>>534688979Maybe the aliens were using CGI. The truth must be out there.
>>534688979
>>534688649that was probably satire, but>its just a mirror>nigger
Something interesting?
>>534688973I'm not sure exactly what you mean as I was just showing you that the Director of Central Intelligence was called MJ-1 and was part of MJ-12. Other than that, yes, the CIA and U.S. Air Force working together as part of MJ-12 created Project Blue Book to discredit credible UFO sightings while simultaneously forwarding authentic ones to the organization for research purposes. Now, I can't say whether they created their own sightings for this purpose but there were reverse-engineered craft probably being mistaken for actual UFOs at this time.
>>534689176There's a picture of an astronaut pissing with his fly open on the moon, it's over
>>534686284How do you find the videos on this site?
>>534686534>Aliens are demons>Space is real>I worship the one true God and savior of man the Lord Jesus Christ
>99% of all videos are of water skimming missiles with parallax and camera aperture effectswow, so cool.
Anons!>>534689152>>534689152>>534689152
What a complete waste of time.
>>534688043>>534688436>better qualityhttps://www.war.gov/UFO/#DOW-UAP-PR38-Unresolved-UAP-Report-Middle-East-2013
My tax dollars paid for this.....>Actual site photo with FBI Lab rendered graphic overlay depicting corroborating eyewitness reports from September 2023 of an apparent ellipsoid bronze metallic object materializing out of a bright light in the sky, 130-195 feet in length, and disappearing instantaneously.
>>534688851The older I get the more I realise that most humans choose to partake in nigger cattle behaviour of their own free will. everyone from the king of England to a third world street shitter has access to 99% of all known human history, engineering and science, but does he do anything with it? humans need to be herded, don't be so surprised when your strain of genetics is being culled for something of more use to people who actually step up and take responsibility for humanity
>>534686284>more grainy images we've had since the camera was inventedwake me up when they have 4k footage of an ayy twerking
>>534689224Page 9 and 10
>>534689190I'm just wondering what the motive is, probably a mass propaganda or influence study to see if hovering things above people and telling them it's aliens or demons would cause society to disintegrate. Then off course you can see what it actually does to people and use that in future influence campaigns. Like say, suppression of public perception
>>534686284Why do the UFOs look like dreidels?
>>534689306>taking requests
>>534686284https://files.catbox.moe/lrvjlq.mp4Only interesting video ive seen thus far
>>534688436>>534688642Here's the video>>534689426
>>534689306Made me think of NES Top Gun when the missiles are flying at you.
>>534689392Well they actually did deal with actual UFOs and their occupants, it's not all a psyop if that's what you're thinking. MJ-12 ran extensive psychological operations to prevent any acceptance of UFOs in mainstream opinion while simultaneously inoculating the population against the culture shock that would occur if it were to be revealed at some point. Thus, they simultaneously denied all knowledge and sightings as mundane phenomenon while working with Hollywood to make flying saucers and aliens a staple of science fiction.
that "official folder" is total crapover the years i saw more convincing stuff than that shitah yes this shit is made for normies, silly me
>>534689174>German humor detector: indeterminate resultyes Hans, its satire. jfc
WE WILL NEVER HAVE ENCOUNTER ALIENS NOR HAVE THEY EVER VISITED HERE.The universe is simply too big and abiogenesis and from there to intelligence and to intergalactic level civilization is just too improbable to have occurred in this galaxy.We are almost certainly absolutely alone in this whole galaxy, there might be simple life somewhere out there, but complex, rather unlikely. All of what we know of life, suggests that life must be incredibly rare and likely requires extremely specific circumstances to develop and evolve. There's absolutely nothing around us, there might be some advanced civilization out there, but the likelihood that they are anywhere near us is very very slim. >what are UAPs thenThey can be a lot of things, most of the time natural phenomenon or camera glitches or hoaxes or just spy ships from China or Russia.>W-w-well w-why are we here, that means there must be others as well, w-we just water and carbon, rock planets commonSurvivorship bias, fuck you. If abiogenesis would be a simple process, it would've happened more than once here and we likely could replicate it by now. We are just one lucky hit in infinity, we are that work of Shakespeare written by those apes.
>>534688804Where did you get this document
That is so cool. Where is the underacted Epstein list?
>>534689390Thank you >>534689394I think the fact that there are so many different shapes of UFOs is more reason to have some validity to them. If they were all the same shape and moved the same then id probably assume its just some unique tech but they come in so many different shapes and sizes if these are just drones or whatever, why wouldn't they be more uniform in shape? And its not like we ONLY had disc and then they were cigar then the cigars got smaller and became tictacs these are multiple styles all seen around the same time it seems the Cigar shaped ones are the most advanced
>>534689426
Its a nothingburger disguised as really important shit.A lot of those files were never even classified. They just found them in a drawer somewhere.
>>534689518I'm just saying if you suppose aliens aren't real and are a spook, like people would see aliens in a vacuum, then you apply the government's thinking with mkultra where it was a sort of unfeeling mad scientist kind of vibe, but then apply it to mass propaganda, they could have been possibly concerned a foreign government could try and convince people there was an alien invasion and they would believe them which wouldn't be good for them
>>534687385#metoo
>>534689545It was leaked in the late 90s I think? I read it here: https://majesticdocuments.com/documents/majestic-documents/documents-dated-1960-1969/It is ostensibly the beginnings of the plot to kill Kennedy and was likely leaked by Newton Miler, James Angleton's colleague at the CIA.
>>534689544>We are almost certainly absolutely alone in this whole galaxyYeah, but that's a thought that most people aren't willing to entertain. They rather be lulled to sleep with fantastical stories of benevolent aliens with wonderous tech that would solve all of their problems.
>people get mad at you for lying about your pedo friend>"release" the epstein files>more than half of them are random shitpost>people get mad at you for sucking off kikes too hard and getting them in a war with a middle eastern shithole>"release" the UFO files>more than half of them are random shitpost CGIWhat's next on the menu zion-don sama, skinwalker files that will be random gemini home entertainment vids from youtube?
>they redacted all the sensor datarumao this is completely worthless
>>534689665I havent seen this in the files. What page?
It is ....soemthign. But its so unremarkable and boring.
>>534686284unless the aliens start paying my taxes I couldn't care less
>>534689744Democrats demanded already leaked information and wasted 10 years of everyone's time and then closed the country down for COVID, how's that for a psyop
>>534689544Idk man life on earth is really all over the place from critters living in volcanic vents to complete darkness even in the case of some succulents they dont even need much light or water to survive. The only thing we do know is ALL life requires water and it doesnt necessarily need high quality water either.
>>534689751These got released about a month ago
>>534687980>2 jet engines on a jetplane>viewed from the rear>IT'S AN ALIEN SHIP I TELL YOU!
>>534689705Ngl I thought it was released today Isnt the document purported to be bogus?
>>534688177>They got partially released with all incriminating files redacted, and a refusal by the justice department to investigate further.FTFY
>>534689394>dreidels Inside her ear. This file dump will end with Trump introducing a spacenigger to the world from an undisclosed location. The spacenigger will explain they have been watching us for thousands of years, and have only now allowed us knowledge of their presence for one critical reason, a crossroad that will determine if we continue to exist as a species. The message: Israel and the Jews must be protected at all costs.
>>534689921They are from the Persian Gulf I believe
>>534689676Well MJ-12 was created in response to Roswell because it was a big unorganized mess and almost blew the secret that there were UFOs and "aliens." That said, because MJ-12 was basically wiring together every U.S. intelligence agency into a frankensteins monster and putting it all under the control of people like Allen Dulles who served America's elite families and bankers, you ended up with a secret police beholden to nobody. From what I can tell, MKULTRA was created to give MJ-12 access to agents who could be made to commit a crime but have no memory of it. Now, the need for psychological warfare on the population was born out of the 1930s War of the Worlds fiasco which caused mass panic and overloading government communications which could leave the country vulnerable to attack.
>>534687040NeatMoar please
>>534688043Nigger, the parachute is visible, the video is capture in motion; the object is bright because it's experiencing heat from the fall speed or whatever
>>534689966>redactedWell the issue is you guys cant ever point out any specific page of the files you want unredacted because you didn't actually read the files because you didn't care enough.
>>534687193if this is what they released, they are all incompetent hand picked to lead the struggle of the incompetent by incompetent people of the 60's who got brainwashed by Soviet psyops and had their entire fugging government infiltrated by pretenders.i'm convinced people were never smart, and every bit of technology we have happened by divine miracle, sheer alignments of threads man would have put together with or without a functional brain. tldr; How could anyone look at this and be like, yup that's an alien?
>>534689955They all are but people have been studying them in excruciating detail and found connections to legitimate documents that the government officially released and clues to the identities of the leakers which point to them being government employees. For example, this document came with this cover letter and the handwriting was matched to Miler, who would have been in a perfect position to take the document right before he was forced to resign back in 1974 or so. Looking into the documents and doing FOIA requests with them have lead to surprising revelations.
>>534690042On top of this, the files are just files, everything collected. Nothing states these files are even credible.
>>534689131no way
lol?https://www.war.gov/medialink/ufo/release_1/65_hs1-834228961_62-hq-83894_section_10.pdfits an old meme? also, pdf talks about how ufo magazins where used to back up communism....no wonder the shills hated the pepe file thread i made... lol??
>>534689816muh taxes, boomer cuck
They certainly do like mocking their Goyim space believer
>>534690127I see. Thanks, anonDunno if it helps you at all buthttps://vault.fbi.gov/Majestic%2012/Majestic%2012%20Part%2001%20%28Final%29/view
>>534690043>tldr; How could anyone look at this and be like, yup that's an alien?Click on any random "UFO" video on youtube and read the comment section and it should become clear to anyone above sub-saharan IQ as to why.
real
>>534686949Weird that you weren't saying this 7 years ago
>>534688804What did he mean by this?
>>534690353Forgot pic
>>534690240I've read them all I'm pretty sure and a lot of people who have studied it believe that document is authentic. For example, the date of the establishment of MJ-12 is given as September 24, 1947 and official calendar entrees for individuals said to have taken part show a meeting on that day. Other things like the CIA director's official diary showing he was told to prepare 12 copies of a paper for a meeting that day are also evidence it was indeed not bogus as claimed.
how mindbroken do you have to be to not find this at least somewhat interesting what i find particularly fascinating is the reports of the Apollo astronauts seeing them
HOLY SHIT RAT BIRDS ARE REAL
>UFO DISCLOSURE IS GONNA DISPROVE GOD!!!! LOOK OUT CATHLIC KEKS!!!! YOURE NOT READY FOR WHATS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!…>its just a few pics of black and white speckleswow…really showed us believers.
>>534689899The thing is that it's almost certain that all life on Earth has the same origin. Why hasn't there been any sign of life out of another abiogenesis? The history of life is very long, if it would be simple, the chances are that would've happened somewhere on Earth. Then there's that we have absolutely no idea how complex life happened, we have some theories of it, for example how mitochondrias formed, but even that's a long way to something like us. All of what we know suggests that complex life from simple life requires extremely unlikely events and chain of them to occur, not to even talk about the road to intelligence. It took 4,6 billion years for something as complex as us. As I said, it would not be a wonder if there would be some simple life in this galaxy besides what we have here on Earth, but anything complex? The odds for that are likely astronomical, practically impossible. Given, if all of this is just a biochemical coincidence which happened at random in a seemingly infinite universe.
>>534686330AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>534686284>happening>nothing happenstale old as time
>>534690188yo, found the hidden communist message, its on page 2 and 3... wtf...
>>534689545Since you are so interested but need to be spoonfed like a newfag child.
I know you want to distract from the failure of the US wimp slap on Iran and also distract from the uncensored Epstein files.So perhaps do something productive then to shitpost pixel soup ((images)) instead..
>>534690190based retardif this was real you would still be going to work tomorrow so you can pay your rent and subsidise all the foreign rapists your government imported
>>534690374What do you mean? Their MJ-1 (most likely Allen Dulles)'s directives to the rest of MJ-12 regarding what they should do regarding various aspects of their operations to prevent wasted effort. Here's the page regarding the directive for "BW" (likely biological warfare) for example.
>>534690127domo
>>534690464Im pretty jaded ngl, but im trying to get my hopes up
>>534690533holy shit.... wtf....
>>534690580
>>534686330fpbp
>>534690374It means they are using it to psyop members of the government and don't want any civilian oversight to stop them from subverting everything.When civilian oversight actually got in the way with freedom of information acts or whatever inability to conceal their clandestine hypnosis they blackmailed CEO and took over entire industries.You're getting these retarded files now probably just as a threat to whoever tried this, it could become Biblical even if it's just stupid fake pictures because of how they've woven this lie into government funding.maybe i'm thinking too hard about it though, I wanted more. This is still 2 more weeks teazy t nonsense it feels like.
>>534690533Now that's actually interesting and a genuine casus belli to infiltrate the ufo community.
>>534690464That's the effect of information war. When you keep lying to people all the time, don't be surprised if they don't believe anything anymore.>>534690494Not only that, but the evolution theory itself is full of holes, and doesn't explain why some animals stay the exact same for millions of years, while others would change a lot in the meantime. We're still mostly ignorant about the way life works in general.
>>534690622lol, the non money system... hahahhahah
ANONS THIS IS VERY IMPORTONT, GO OUT AND BUY SHRIMP RIGHT NOW
>>534690845alien society (communist) are already amung us... lol
>>534690464This all old af information true ufo fags knew about years ago. It's all fake and gay. Mirrors and mirages. It all leads back to "dude trust, i saw something". >t. ex-ufo fag
>>534690494>The thing is that it's almost certain that all life on Earth has the same origin.It’s almost certain human insistence that reality confirms with our expectations of everything having a start and end, a cause and effect that works with the scientific system we use, is a flawed conviction that limits our understanding.
>>534690914>our skin color is a little bit darkerholy sheit, hahahhaha
>>534689665Misty is still fucking around
last one of kalen the communist ayy.
>>534688043lol you niggers are getting trolled le epic style by eglan trannies and you don't even realize itflat earth tier
>>534687040I've seen this. Same time frame and rough location too.
>>534690789>evolution theory itself is full of holeslike what
>>534690845Fuck this gay planet.
>>534691087No wonder Trump is able to get away with murder when people are this fucking stupid. That shit wouldn't make it to the X-Files TV show.
>>534690374Huh a bluebook astrophysicist became a UFO truther? Lol
>>534690464It doesn't mean shit nor implies the understanding or release of efficient spacefaring tech, because otherwise giving billions of taxpayer dollars to friends still playing with chemical rockets would become unjustifiable.
>>534689306>1After Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Judea, during the time of King Herod, Magi from the east came to Jerusalem2and asked, "Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews?We saw his star when it rose and have come to worship him."3When King Herod heard this he was disturbed, and all Jerusalem with him.4When he had called together all the people's chief priests and teachers of the law, he asked them where the Messiah was to be born.5"In Bethlehem in Judea," they replied, "for this is what the prophet has written:6'But you, Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, are by no means least among the rulers of Judah; for out of you will come a ruler who will shepherd my people Israel.'"7Then Herod called the Magi secretly and found out from them the exact time the star had appeared.8He sent them to Bethlehem and said, "Go and search carefully for the child.As soon as you find him, report to me, so that I too may go and worship him."9After they had heard the king, they went on their way, and the star they had seen when it rose went ahead of them until it stopped over the place where the child was.10When they saw the star, they were overjoyed.11On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother Mary, and they bowed down and worshiped him.Then they opened their treasures and presented him with gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.12And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Herod, they returned to their country by another route.
>>534690434I see. Im just hearing about this for the first time. Of course, magic im familiar wkth thanks to bob lizard
>>534689545I think he got it from the safe that it says not to remove it from.
wait, fuck the truth of ufos?its about to hide the communist in the govermant?huh?
>>534690914Posada was right all along? Shieeeeet
>>534687192what the actual fuck???
>>534690914>alien society (communist)we're cooked brehs...
>>534687192>>534691495forgot attachment
>>534686284>>534686447aliens are fake and gay
that one big foot picture is more believable than any of this crapit's amazing how american jews can jingle carkeys in front of you and get away with ityou deserve to be enslaved by your elitesfucking cows and pigs you lot
>>534690899YOUR DOORS AND WALLS CAN'T HELP YOU BUY SHRIMP NOW
>>534686330>>534686346>>534686370
>>534688043looks like some slow moving wired guided missile following a moving aircraft at different speeds. could so easily be fake
>>534691607Who said anything at all about these being "aliens"
>>534687746>I saw an "orange orb" once, I told myself it was a satellite picking up the sun in high altitude at duskI've seen that a few times, at dusk and dawn, and reasoned the same thing, but I was never quite sure. Other times I saw what I reasoned at first must be a high altitude fighter jet using its afterburners... but that was just my best guess. It was just a bright star in the wrong place at the wrong time of the evening, and glowing brightly then fading away while staying in place. Also, in darkness at night, saw bright flashes of light high up in the sky. Seemingly random, wouldn't repeat, seen in different positions of the sky. As well as the orbs in that report; saw that. Figured it was military aircraft I couldn't see launching... dummy missiles or flares? Wasn't over a test ground but BLM land, desert, dry, but fire prone. Just all odd when taken together.
>>534688647>>534688649ANYTHING LABELED MAJESTIC IS DISINFORMATION.
>>534691624It's it wrong that i want to shag that kot?
>>534691719No.
>>534691536>we're cooked brehs...You don't get it? Your ancestors were seeding commie propaganda into the UFO community. The us IC took notice.
>>534686729What's that faggot mick wests opinion of J6?
>>534691694its communist, using the topic of ayy lmaos to hide:>>534690188>>534690533>>534690622>>534690845>>534690914>>534690982>>534691051i guess the thread is too fast....
>>534686284
>Actual site photo with FBI Lab rendered graphic overlay depicting corroborating eyewitness reports from September 2023 of an apparent ellipsoid bronze metallic object materializing out of a bright light in the sky, 130-195 feet in length, and disappearing instantaneously.https://www.war.gov/UFO/#FBI-September-2023-Sighting-Composite-Sketch
>>534687004>It distracted me for like twenty minutes. I haven't looked at it at all yet.>You're giving it way too much credit.Both posts combined took maybe 30 seconds and suggested that different people are distracted by different things. For example, you're easily distracted by the opportunity to argue, even if you have to make both sides of the argument and tell me my opinion so you can argue with me.What credit am I giving it?
>>534686284It doesn't matter how much they disclose, none of this changes anything. Yeah, they're all fucking over the place. Fucks sake, I've seen one myself up close in plain daylight. BUT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THAT, THEY POOF IN AND POOF OUT, WHAT ARE THEY DOING? WE DONT FUCKING KNOW, ARE THEY JUST TAKING PICTURES, ARE THESE ALIEN FRAT BROS FUCKING AROUND? WHAT ARE THEY DOING, WHY? CANT THEY JUST FUCKING SAY SOMETHING, ANYTHING? THIS SHIT SUCKS, I HATE THESE 'NOTHING EVER HAPPENS' AYY LMAOS, FUCKING DO SOMETHING, BLOW US UP, FUCKING ANYTHING AAAAAAAAGH
I really need Aliens to be real. And I really need to talk o them. Not me personally, but I want humanity to stablish a communication channel with them. A permanent communication channel.What the hell is existence? Why is there something instead of nothing? A civilization so advanced they can travel through these massive distances might know something. I need answers. I just need answers.
>>534691477I told you it was like mkultra. New age lsd alien worshipping cultists lol
>>534687232oh my god!!! is that real???
>>534691769As if the dishonesty of Ursula K. Le Guin in science fiction (along with many others) wasn't enough
That’s it? That’s the super secret alien disclosure??
>>534686447munifecent class frigate
holy sheit, we got massiv expoused commie deep state communication and majority of anons failing to notice because of muh aliens.... mega lol...
>>534686370Distracrion from what? The war? But that was a distraction from the Epstein files, which no one talks about since the war started so it's either a distraction from a distraction or a distraction from nothing? If it's a distraction, they'd photoshop some actual aliens in their instead of a bunch of blurry specks.
>>534691765>There are obviously no minorities or women allowed.Money really does buy happiness
>>534691477>huh?whenever I said it was commies I always got called a kike shill because I didn't blame the jews.Keep in mind pol, the Protocols of Zion were written by the exact same line of Soviet psychopaths who gave us mutant chimera monster hybrid super soldiers that were made to take over the world, every doomsday scenario out there, Satan missiles, and almost the entirety of the "Alien" puppet show.They might use this shit to glass Russia in the end.
>>534692146link
>>534692200>Distracrion from what?you must be retarded.....
>>534692200It's a distraction from the distraction from the distraction which was a distraction from actual aliens
>>534692127Exactly my thought as well
>>534686284more like gayliens amirite
>>534688811How the FUCK are you on a board about politics and don't know what a news cycle is and how that's important?>inb4 b-but I don't watch the newslmao
>>534692270look, learn to read the thread and stop jumping around like a nigger.>>534691835>>534691835>>534691835
>>534688692Yes, it's impossible to be upset about multiple things, so as soon as the Somali fraud was uncovered, Americans IMMEDIATELY forgot about everything else. Epstein who? What's war? What's an "Iran?"Because sarcasm doesn't work well in print, that was sarcasm.You must be retarded.
>>534686949but let me guess, we're still batshit insane for believing pizzagate? you will NEVER be a woman you mutilated faggot
>>534692248>mutant chimera monster hybrid super soldiersOf all the shit you could denounce about the Soviets, you had to leverage on the coolest one.
>>534691751ANON NO THEY'RE GOING TO PRANK YOU
>>534692344I think that's just a bunch of LSD addicted UFO cultists shitting on the government and the government seething and taking pictures of it
>>534687802I think you know the answer to that anon I think we all know
>>534689392It's all about testing mass psychology. They've been doing this for a very long time. Covid was the same thing.
>>534686284HEY THAT'S GREAT AND ALL, BUT HOW BOUT THEM EPSTEIN FILES
>>534691861yeah the witness statements verbatim as well wouldve been interestingi mean, okay, this is also nicediscounting this might all just be some well-poisoning psy-op>the fbi considers this sketch a genuine and sufficient representation>officially and formallywhich is pretty cool
>>534692317No one is coming to punish the childfuckers. Not Jesus, Not the aliens, not Gaia, not any small or big letter G god. certainly not Allah or the Pope
>>534692601Because they're also in on the child fucking
>>534691051>Kalen or Korendor of the MarrkloidsFuckin L Ron Hubbard level retarded sci-fi.
>>534692344wow, just because some commies decided to freeload on some cultural phenomenon taking place in the US, the entire thing is fake>kann es sein dass du irgendwie dumm bist oder sowas
this is why it took the files so long to come out
>>534692344>its the commies!>link?>heh, idiot read the thread : P>links to earlier post of him saying the same thingthis is german exceptionalism
>>534692589You got the Epstein Files and didn't care about them
>>534691495You never heard of this? That’s Bill Barrs father too.
>>534690345how is that weird?
>>534688692
>>534691536https://youtu.be/UolX8swBJHc
>>534692680some of it is just crap, that happens to be in that file, because of #keywordthe fbi/cia/nsa keeping documents about commies infiltrating UFO communities makes absolute sense, when you think about it, because that was their primary job
>a composite sketch of some shit mentally ill boomers hallucinatedyeah... can we go back to the Epstein files now?
>>534692200Why would they do that? And why would you expect me to spell it out for you, when I was intentionally ambiguous about what they were distracting you from, which is probably closer to the truth than I even intended. It's another general distraction. Want to keep peeling people away from the real topics? Keep throwing distractions.The answer is yes.It's a distraction from anything they want you to be distracted by, but not everyone is interested in alien shit, so for them, there are other red herrings. So it comes back to why would they bother with more photoshop if the ones talking about it are already talking about it? What would be the point? Specks aren't likely to draw in people who didn't bother looking to begin with.
>>534692635God is in on the child fucking conspiracy?Damn. This goes right to the top!
>>534692543What were the British famous for again? Perfidious Albion
>>534692248>whenever I said it was commies I always got called a kike shill because I didn't blame the jews.same thing, anon
>>534692857Dems had 2008-2016 and 2020-2024 to weaponize the epstein files against trump, but they didn't because there's nothing there. That's what you're upset about.
>>534692248Zionism is predated by Chabad by about 100 years, and holds all the same beliefs, but more quietly.
>>534688811The average american cannot focus on more than one thing in-between getting fucked at work and keeping up with whatever streaming slop series they watch.
>>534692998>hundreds of child sex trafficking victims>zero arrests of perpetratorsthat looks clean and tidy and above board to you? nothing there?
>>534692960>What were the British famous for again?cuisine
>>534686732stop shilling your AI slop
>>534692857fucking lmao what is the fucking point of 'disclosing' something like this?
>>534686284legit
>>534686949The truth is always at 4chan.
>>534690494I think this proves that the whole story of where we come from is horseshit gay and fake. I tend to believe we were seeded on this planet. Maybe mixed with resident monkeys.
>>534690533Even Ayy Lmaos hate jews?
NEW BREAD>>534693260>>534693260>>534693260
>>534691637Please end your life promptly and post haste
>>534688331literal barrage balloon
>>534692818crazy how muslims did such terrible things and we had a progrom about it right before the iran warwhat a coincidence
>>534693197It's just a dump
>>534690533Think about how the entire sci-fi genre is full of bleeding heart pansy messaging about war bad everyone should just get along and it was all veiled commie propoganda the whole timeIf aliens are real they're doing hyper genocide that would make the funny austrian painter blush
>>534686949>>534686949It's weird that we saw Biden whispering to kids, kissing kids, nibbling on kids, and you're so focused on Trump.
>>534693197That drawing should be held by the girl from Pragmata
>>534687149That's the corner of Scottsdale Road and Bell Road.
>>534692953Read the bible. God is creepy. Makes people try kill their kids.
>>534693538>bleeding heart pansy messaging about war badWar is bad. Nothing bleeding heart about that. The only justified reason to fight is to defend yourself and what's yours. Unless you're being attacked by an invading force, there's no need for the average man to fight the average man. It's always for profit otherwise. Always. Even when they use religion or morals or any other reason, all wars are so a small number of people will profit from the deaths of many.
>>534692998They didn't want to compromise the elites.
>>534688331I would settle for some ayyyyussy yes please
>>534689356Most educated individuals that want to test stuff and experiment with the knowledge are just blocked by money constraints. I can't even buy spools of copper without breaking the bank.
>>534692127lmaoo
>>534694400I'd consider it an honor to fuck an alien, provided her alien pussy juices don't melt my cock, or there isn't a danger of physical damage. I'd even be geeked at having an alien hybrid offspring.
>>534686284Full diversion from the Epstein files.Full steam ahead
>>534686284>>534686447>>534687126>>534687149>>534687185>>534687256>>534687980>>534688043>It's literally nothingMany such cases
>>534686330> Stop focusing on the jewish oligarch war! Pay attention to Ayiens.
>>534689238Niggers in heaven will fuck your mother
>>534695708>niggers in heavenMan i love eric claptons music
>>534686284>>534695514 RELEASE THE NAKED LYRAN FILES
>>534688219Thanks for reminding me, I meant to do it last night. I WILL be getting my dink sucked.
>>534694204Nah faggot. Killing your enemies is fuckin based. TKD!
>>534688219>>534696119If she can’t handle your hairy balls, she doesn’t deserve your shorn scrotum.
>>534696329I'm long overdue I have reached Dumbledore status below the belt at this point.
>>534687126>>534687149Light from the Stanley Kubrick set.How are they going to get a roll of film back from the moon without being exposed.Lol it's all fake.
>>534696270low IQ
>>534696531Smd hippie
