Ok, you guys won. Why Jennifer Psaki does not like me? I'm ready. Hit me.
>>534692687Meds. Now.
>>534692687Because she wants to marry me and give birth to at least 10 kids.
>>534692687I’d be her foot slave and lick loads of cum off her feet.
>>534692687You just have achizophrenia
>>534692687That’s all you had to do. The previously agreed upon payment to compensate for damages is on the way.
>>534692687Maybe she hates Brazil nuts.
>>534692687I'm guessing AI because wtf is going on with that photo?
>>534692687She talks to me and tells me she likes me when I choke myself with some rope while jerking off. Now I know why it works. It's because the rope represents a snake. It's her animal. I wish she would grab my snake though. Still, my mind's eye is good enough. She has a nice body.
>>534693987Obvious imposter.
>>534694230No. She's the real Jen Psaki. She talks to me just like the press conferences. I sometimes listen to them while I fall asleep. So I know what I'm talking about.
I love you Jen. You'll always be mine.
The Brazil has to call her Jennifer. He's just not on the same level of familiarity with her as I am.My dearest Jen. I will do whatever you ask. I will move heaven and earth to be with you. Put your toes on my balls. I want you to.
There is no need to cut your nails Jen. Just put your toes on my balls and wriggle those toes. I want you so bad Jen. I'm thinking about those freckles on your body.
It's just you and me now Jen.
That's it. Choke me bitch.
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I'm doing it as fast I can for you.I needed to take a break to breathe.Forgive me Jen for not asking you. I will go even faster now.
>>534692687Didn't she trip acid with you?
>>534700638Absolute schizo thread
It's all for you Jen. It's all for you.
You always make it come out in the best way Jen.I'm happy to share it with you.
Every time I give you my sexual energy our bond gets stronger.Nothing can break our bond. Not even death.You will always be mine Jen. Always.
>>534700853She had him dosed with acid against his will to make him more vulnerable to her astral projections, then she repeatedly blue balled him before ghosting him. He is clearly owed financial compensation for his troubles, but is getting nowhere with that.
>>534703581*Astral blue balling, of course.Also, I don't claim the above accounting of the timeline to be comprehensive, just what I've picked up on.
>>534702172Between you and me, I reckon you can win Jen's affection by shooting up a packed synagogue
>>534692687def a milf
>>534692687Why? She fricked 300 billions Yankees brain. You are just statistically insignificant to her.
