>Be a cyclist.>Leave my wife with Tyrone for the day.>Go cycling with camera on my helmet.>Cycle on the road like a big boy.>Block a car from passing a parked car.>Assert dominance by huffing and puffing.>KKKar driver menacingly passes me by mounting the curb, almost killing 300 children.>Drives away trailing a puff of pullooshun, almost killing 300 children.>Send video to police.>Police tell me to fuck off.Nice to know the police have had it up to their ears with their pedantic bullshit.
>>534695005What is the solution to the Bike Question? Should these lightweights be banned from roads reserved for big boys?
>>534695005Cagers seeth
Fuck carfags, they always start shitting their pants when you knock on their windows at the red light
>>534695005In many places we have paths for them. They still choose to ride on the MOTORway right beside their path. Absolute faggots
>>534695114all cyclists should be executed on sight, everyone who does it will be automatically pardoned, no exceptions>vidrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTApsEoWVlI
>>534695005The UK has one based child rapist worshiper? Never would have guessed.
>>534695218i dont understand these ones, i dont want to ride on the road so i go on the sidewalks and push grandmothers out
>>534695168Damn, that's an insane bike, anon. I wish I had one of those to troll in the city, jumping down from big gapes, stairs and shiet.
>>534695005Cyclefags deserve to be run over
>>534695005>bikenigger doesn't know basic traffic rules>bikenigger doesn't know he is required to let oncoming traffic pass when there's obsticle in his laneIt's annoying i'm not allowed to run these vermin over.
>>534695005why are cars allowed to be on a road that small? we have the same problem here in the northeast.
>>534695114You know, I dont think bikes should be banned. Its just that bikes have an insufferable adult male fanbase.
>>534695116niggers are so energetic, it's a shame it's no longer put to use on the plantation
>>534695374would need a surron light bee to do this my dream bike is a montesa 4ride or crf300l, i mean i could afford them but i dont want to pay for a garage
>>534695471Because its a road for CARS
>>534695502>it's a shame it's no longer put to use on the plantationWell.... Depends on how u look at it. Video rel. >>534695541Yep, I want one of those surrons, but it's hella expensive. Many taxes in Brazil, plus it's street illegal.
>>534695005
this is now an /o/ thread. Bicycles are for poor people, children, and Indian delivery slaves.
>>534695116Mad skills but did he have to paint his cool bike in troon flag?
>>534695114Just make them actually follow the rules of the road. And if they refuse to pay the fine, impound their bike.
>>534695005This post was brought to you by the automotive and petrochemical industries. Remember! You can't travel unless you purchase their products! You will be SHAMED for not buying, buy NOW! Gas up NOW! Keep paying FOREVER! Free travel is for HOMOS, and you're not GAY right?!
>>534695005Cyclists are the women of the road
>>534695557clearly it's not designed for such, you have the parked vehicle and the moving vehicle facing opposite directions while there's not enough space on the shoulder for a bicycle. that means the road is a piece of shit and more construction is required. a good government doesn't just assume that people aren't going to use certain modes of transportation. that's what a fat lazy government giving money to Israel does.
>>534695369its because cycle paths usually are shit if yo actually want to ride any distance at proper speed. its constant pedestrians, tight narrow corners, barriers and so on. ive ridden across all europe several times and used to fucking hate where you had to use the paths instead of the roads because it means you are forever fucking around and make 1/2 your daily distance.
>>534695688You think it's his?
>>534695725Just buy a cool car you little faggot. You pay for fun.
>>534695005>no linkKys
cycling mikey is basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ii191NrdA
>>534695869i get iti dont care about going fast because my bike cant go fast anyway, i just listen to podcastsi always put safety before rapiditybut makes sense for people in a hurry
fuck spandex kikes. Automobile Enjoyers are superior ™
>>534696028>makes sense for people in a hurryNo, they are always faggots with a skintight suit and shaved legs
>>534695993should have left him when he said he had cancer and not publish this videothis type of cyclists make us look like faggots, he was not dangerous here
>>534696131i dont know how these guys can enjoy riding a bicycle, these bikes hurt your ass like you can not imaginealso their tires are very slippery and cant stop having holes in it because they are so fragile but if they like it i dont mind they are still cyclist bros
downhill mtb is based, I will admit. On the road they're faggots
>>534695168>ebikeYou are worse than car fags
>>534696365seethe poorfag
>>534695374His troon fell off the back
>>534695005TCD. Total Cyclist Death.
>>534695168one time a lady sped past me while I was in the middle of a crosswalk and held out her hand in a "stop" gesture, then I started jogging and caught up to her at the next light and she didn't even want to turn her head in my direction. cagies are so fucking pathetic.
Link?
can someone explain these threads that are vid caps or twitter caps of video and theres no link to the video, but 100s of replies commenting as if there is a link to the video?
>>534696429I own cars and trucks. You couldn't even afford a scooter.
>>534696028>>534696131mostly i suppose it is, but when you're traveling like i used to its not like that all. its just that i've got this wide heavy ( 55-60kg plus my weight) bike and its a constant battle to avoid walkers, kids on bikes etc, and negotiate narrow spots, rough surfaces. its tiring and dangerous and slow af.
>>534696540>in this fanfiction I wrote
>>534695645Bicycle niggers tongue my anus
>>534695005Going to the police off mundane shit like this is the grown up version of “I am telling on you”
>>534695116>ynr when ghostride the whip was a thing
>>534695005The cyclist cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>534695168This is a man's bike, homo.
>>534696639to her left there was a CVS, to my left there was a barber shop, across the street to my right was a deli. I remember it like it was yesterday.
>>534695879Yeah, that was thought, too. "Why the fuck are his bike tires pin . . . Oh. Yeah. That's right."
>>534696701fatbikes sucki bought one thinking i'd be able to bike in snowbut they are no better than regular mountain bikes and you have to ride on groomed trailsthey are kind of fun in normal mountain biking though because you can just crash into shit that would have you flung off on a 29er
>>534695688How old are you saying mad skills? Only asking because I’m mid 30s and that’s what we said back in high school. Wondering if it’s making a come back.
>>534695005Its not the cyclist its the individual. Jeremy Vine types exist in every aspect of life. But anyway this reminds me. I was walking on a pavement. A van was doing a delivery. I was alongside the delivery van at this point. An old man in a car decided to mount the pavement and drive straight at me. If I was a Jeremy Vine, I would have immediately recorded it and called the police. But I did, addressed the driver (who incredibly) tried to justify his actions "I was going to run you over", what.... I was on the pavement, you couldnt get through without driving on the entirety of the pavement, so what did you think was going to happen you retard.
>>534695116Thats really fucking cool and im tired of pretending it isnt.
>>534696709Are you in nj? Atlantic county?
>>534696616Don't take it personally. For me the problem are always recreational faggots. Sometimes they ride in packs and block the lane completely on highways. They need to thank the lord i can manage my anger lol
When bikes were still light and agile.
>>534695005>road trips>music>dog and/or friends>supplies, food, sleeping bags, books>drive over mountain passes>drive all over the country in comfort and speed>place to sleep if you need it>place to bang if you need it>can lock all the doors and feel safe no matter where you arehave fun on your little bicycle though i guess
>>534696540lol yup. the look on a cagey’s face when you manage to track them down…
>>534696593op is the pied piper of faggots
>>534695439
>>534695116niggers are pretty cool bike riders. it's just shitty they do it in traffic 90% of the time
>>534696701for you ubereats career? sure>>534696652ugliest bike ever>>534696596>if you dont have a ford raptor its because you cant afford it>>534696989cagies are cowards, they always babble some shit before you hit their mirror and then they honk for nothing because they cant catch you anyway
>>534696652>learner bike>cope v-twin parallel>yamaha>nakedG R I Mthat your missus' mate?the zoomer motorcycle scene is fucking dire. poofy 80hp inline twin garbage and advdad faggots everywhere.
>>534696893This is the old folx home. Only have jeopardy and pudding night to look forward to.
>>534697026you wont do shit cagie>>534697036if coming out was a bike
>>534697163cute that your chinese fire hazard has you thinking you're a biker lel
>>534695114The solution is separate infrastructure for bicycles and pedestrians. Car brains should be driving nowhere near humans.
>>534697036Seat that high, handlebars that low, training bike bikecucks to bend all the way over to take cyclcock
>>534697294cube is german and the engine is bosch so german tooyour s works shit you paid 9K to do your coming out is full of chinese parts and made by Jamal-Cletus Chong Hernandez in Shitholino, CA
>>534696867They are great for sand and muddy terrain.But shouldn't be your only bike obviously.
>>534697246>you wont do shit cagie
>he paid more than 3K for a bicycleAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHit doesnt even have an engine or a batteryAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHyou have funkopops dolls i guess?a latte macchiato machine?you did a vasectomy?faggot
>>534695116AI was a mistake
post dream baiku
>>534697195>can't tell the difference between a 9 and a 7OOF. Sit down princess.
>>534697163>for you ubereats career? sureyou are the homo with an ebike
>>534697467cunt I wouldn't be caught dead riding a pushie, relentlessly uberjeets coded. only faggots on ebikes are teenagers who aren't allowed to have fun things, uber cunts, damo who lost his license and still needs to get to site and white collar tech industry poofters who up until a year ago were riding electric unicycle shit. oh and your German (designed) shit has chink batteries and a chink frame woo that bosch motor (not an engine retard) makes it COOOL AS SHIT. how much did you have to save for that in your tragic bulgar job?
I love these videos I just love seeing British people road rage it's adorable
>>534697668I wanna get me one of these and do a leisurely road trip around Europe.
>>534697691go work in the mine Bruce Lee Ngubu, i guess some men needs to deal in the real world
>>534697680nup fair, blur made me thing the 9 was a 3. still a gay blue naked though mate.
>>534695005I don't fuck with traffic when I'm out on my bike because I live in the sticks and don't want Cletus to run me over with an F-150.
>>534695116It's impressive the way he pursued and mounted that bike like it was a 300 pound, entitled, low IQ white woman.
>>534697787tragic. best you can come back with is muh german engineering and even that's not true. absolute fucking spakker.
>>534697467Ebikes are for fatties who couldn't hack in riding a normal bike under their own power.
>>534695879That's why I still stay in this cesspool.Sturdy bike for big troon.
>>534697851no one care about you british alcoholic sperm, my vehicles are not my identity but i can tell you are very low iq because you assumed itnow go work in the mine as its the only jobs that exist in pusstralia
>>534697668
>>534695005Anyone got an archive of bikecucks getting run over? We had some pretty good dumps last few threads.
>>534697668>>534697775>>534697943
>>534696893Older than you and I used a retarded phrase that niggers would say.
>>534695168Some eurocunt in fagshorts did this to me about 5 or 6 years ago and he stuck around exactly long enough to watch me chamber a round in my glock before promptly fucking off while falling all over himself to get away and I like to think that's when he realized he wasn't in fucking europe anymore. I will literally kill you. Welcome to America.
>>534698201>someone knock on your window>"to watch me chamber a round in my glock"yeah basically you shat your pant Cletus, thats the definition
>>534695168Knock on my window, immediately catch a metal bar in the face, faggot.Dude stopped in front of me once and dropped his bike like he thought it was going to stop me or something lol.Shoulda seen the raged out look when I just fucking drove over his bike and fucking ruined it lol.Good times.
>>534695116Um this looks like a lot of fun though if you were a kid
>>534698343so you shat your pant too?silly cagies
>>534697150Are you joking? BMX is a white man's sport. Those thick ass wheels ij that video are essentially training wheels.
to be honest you guys are smartyou dont stand a fucking chance against a bike guy, we are fit, we are used to fight with cagies, we have strong legs so strong foundations we could kill you basically, so run away when you see us angry because once you are out of the cage its no fun for the out of shape cagie cuck
>>534698340Incorrect, anon escalated with absolute perfection given the circumstances. If anyone in fagshorts got within 2 feet of me let alone touched my property I would (rightly) deem it an exigent threat due to the presence of monkeypox and chamber a round also
>>534697668>>534697775>>534698046What's with the old bikes? Are you guys boomers?
>>534695218That path is way too narrow.Also lacking center markings.Clearly designed by someone who never cycles and only made to soak up EU subsidies.
>>534695879>>534696838that's not a kid's bike, it's a full custom adult bmx build. every part on that bike was assembled with full intent to pop the zestiest wheelies ever
>>534698596new bikes are full of useless electronic also they are lighter and the sound is betterbut i guess you cant understand because you bought a mt-09 aka the NPC bike>>534698585you would shit your pant yes we understood
>>534697026yeah, not sure what it is about those guys. they have such a fucking bad idea and hate everyone not dressed up like queers like them. they wont even say hi to bike tourers like me, its funny.
>>534695869fucking faggot, hope you get run over by a semi truck
>no linkfaggot OP
>>534696687Ghost Riding Da Whip was like an old, ancient internet meme too. Young dudes were letting their cars drive while dancing outside of them.
>>534698694>18pbtid>107 replies ITT>mwf faggot is 18% of all postsyeah I'm gonna have to ask you to post nose also sage
>>534695168>ebikeBigger homo than manlets with huge mutt pickups
>>534698809whiter than you
>>534698639front brake disc but no front brake? dat's a Certified Nigga Build right dere
>>534695168Learn how to pedal fatty
>>534698941he took it out because he never uses ithe didnt know he could also remove the disc lol
>>534698624this. you see a lot like that.>>534698717seethe
>>534695168Some will simply roll down the window and give you a taste of pepperspray
>>534698876>crops out noseHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>534699043fuck your mother french rape baby
>>534698694>useless electronic Technology filtering down from MotoGP is useless? >sound is betterSome 50 year old piece of shit is better than a Yamaha triple? I didn't know crack use was so widespread in Bulgaria
>>534698624Its always empty. Plenty of room to be gay. When you see a mommy walking her stroller, just slow down a bit. Its not that difficult
>>534698876Dude how fucking ginormous are your hands?
>>534699121I’m just letting you know, my cigan-turkoid friend.
>>534699346big enough to sucker punch cagies>>534699532there are no white people in lux, i know it because i worked there the few whites are germans or french but your average luxcuck is a porto-moor
>>534699632truckie is going to JAIL
>>534697668Been riding crotch rockets all my adult life, but had shoulder surgery last year and can't really do aggressive riding positions anymore. I got a Triumph Speed Twin 1200, funnest bike I've had in years.
>>534695622>webmthat guy is living the dream. I often fantasize about being on a MOTORbike trip in the states and meeting some ghetto queen who wants to get away from it and taking her back to my rural paradise
>>534699611That’s because you won’t see many natives working on the contruction site.
>>534698596I'm a millennial I just like the aesthetic of the W800, it's actually a modern bike. To be honest I haven't ridden a motorcycle in about 10 years and I'll probably kill myself if I get on one now.
>>534699691Still better than a mangled mess under 40 tons of rubber lol
>>534699691And the bikie is going to hell. Win-win
>>534696616>55-60kgwhat the fuck kind of bike weighs 130 lbs
>>534699153No bro you dont understand the widowmaker is peak the mid-turn instability is SOULFUL
>>534695879Plot twist: he painted it in gay colors because he knows gendered colors are a marketing meme and also other niggers won't steal a gay bike and it looks good.
>>534695005>a vehicle exists that gives you total freedom, you don't have to pay taxes for, takes close to no space in traffic and is good for you>makes mutts seethe like crazy because you need to be (somewhat) fit to use itThis will never stop being hilarious
>>534700895Niggas are gay now
>>534695005i hate to say it but according to the rules of the road the cyclist had right of way, the car had plenty of time to see a vehicle was approaching and should have given way.
>>534695471The problem with the northeast is all the shitskin drivers
>>534695005I ride a mountain bike to work I never ride on the roads and never impede traffic and yet I get bottles of water thrown at me sometimes cause of fucking cyclists cunts, or it could be just some kids having fun but I'm not complaining cause drivers rarely hit me but I just wish they'd practice cause those cyclists cunts are cunts and well I work for a living I can take a bottle or two for the cause
>>534695116niggers will do anything except get a fucking job, the best is working public works in urban areas and seeing these fucking 30 something grown ass men playing kids games in the middle of the day and trying to flex on you with a net worth of like 500 dollars and they don't even know how to change out a wiper blade on their dodge hellcat they are 10 months late on payments with. fucking clowns
>>534697195>MT09>learner bikeThat's the best hooligan platform to come out in decades, busrider.>>534697668I'm picking up an Indian FTR this weekend because I'm a wheelie machine but also a total snowflake.
>>534701191i hate to say it, but you sound like a retarded faggot
>>534701365You have the legs of a fag.
>>534701365Good grief your feet are weird.
>>534701472explain how i'm wrong, oh wait you can't
>>534695374Always get a kick out of these retards turning into quads and braindead motor donors.>t. Medfag
>>534701365>Mountain bike>AustraliaThere are no mountains over there you retard.
>>534701499mutt>>534701511muslim
>>534701439Not paying taxes to Israel to rape babies and shoot missiles at schools and having fun all day. Sounds based. You will pay for their kids to have a chromebook and an iPad in public school and act like being a wagie makes you moral.
>>534696472underrated
>>534701532For starters, the police told him he was wrong. That the police in the UK are nothing if not a force for authority on behalf of cycleshits.
>>534697026new form of antisemitism unlocked.
>>534695005Is cyclist a huge problem elsewhere in the US, world? The biggest, constant problem for me is drivers on their cellphone usually in SUVs or full-size pickup trucks.I've had more braindead pedestrians, than people on bicyles...
>>534701597again, explain how i'm wrong.
Me car looks like that
>>534698479do you even ride bikes - all the bmx stuff is harder on the big wheels, aside from cruising around town
>>534701693you called a bicycle a vehicle
>>534701734a bicycle is considered a vehicle in both the UK and US
>>534701693It was settled by the cops, retarded nigger faggot.
>>534701772i've never heard someone refer to a bike as a vehicle in my entire lifetime, it's onions behavior
>>534701649My rank is:People in the phone -> People who can't fucking stay in a single lane -> People who take naps in the wheel when they stop at a red light -> everyone else
>>534701649Fuck, I do not understand people talking on the phone in their 2018+ vehicle. Are boomers too retarded to use android auto?
>>534701825police are always right is what you're saying?
>>534701898They like to pretend they are important, and using the phone while you drive "makes you look busy".
>>534695116why pink? why are those people so zesty
>>534702009It's the tranny colours.
>>534702009pink show people that you are not worried about what other people will think about you because it's a colour often associated with girls.
>>534702191Sure, but more than that it's just attention seeking behavior you silly nigger
>>534695116say, that's a nice bike.
>>534702310If you are balding/bald or generally ugly, it's better to wear a more colourful/patterned dress shirt so this attracts attention away from your physical features.Maybe he is doing this on his bike for a similar reason.
>>534700591one loaded for touring in all conditions, including a change of tire, with food and water for a couple days at all times. ive carried 15L of water sometimes
>>534698986dont overthink it. he probably just thinks the disc looks cool.>dem rims dawg>*monkey noises as he rides into the sunset*
>>534702724kek
