Somehow mods don't pin this at the top.This is a giga Happening https://www.war.gov/UFO/Original Xhttps://x.com/i/status/2052773177785229762
>>534703719Oh fuck off
>>534703719I've seen more interesting stuff on r/UFO
>>534703719>Decide for themselves "What the hell is going on?"No, Asshole. TELL us WTF is going on.
>>534703719Got what I voted for once again.
>>534703719The govt is showing us blurry images of black spots in b&w photographs, again.... for the thousandth time. Nobody fucking cares. They will never show us the truth
>blurry pictures>literal photoshopThis orange nigger just can't do anything right
>>534703719>Somehow mods don't pin this at the top.This is literally one of the images they postedThey are making fun of youhttps://www.war.gov/portals/1/Interactive/2026/UFO/Slideshow/2024-04-30-Composite-Sketch.jpg
This is what a food storgae container would look like on the trip to the nearest planet. Then you'd need on for air, water, and fuel. That's a big fucking rocket my guy.
>>534703719>Shows a bunch of dots and flaresOmg aliems! Aylmao
>>534703719>Department of WarFor sure that Hegseth studied the anal probes reports thoroughly...
There literally aren't any UFO files, atleast nothing with anything interesting, governments know just as much as the public
Yeah right. Bullshit. Not me, no way. Fuck you, the devil, your looshers are all LOSERS!!! Not my chair, not my problem. That's what I always say.
>>534704394>This is what a food storgae container would look like on the trip to the nearest planetThat's not even close to what we would need for a trip to MarsDid you mean nearest star?
>>534703719Shut the fuck up and release the files we really want.
>>534703719>project blue beans activated(forget about the billion/day war, israel, epstein, etc.)
>>534703719Guys you aren't going to believe this. An alien contacted me today. He told me we need to stop talking about the epstien files and do everything we can to support israel and god's chosen.
To nobody's surprise, it is literally nothing
>>534704459You like anal probing?
>From the high desert in the great American Southwest, I bid you all good evening or good morning, wherever you may be across this great land of ours and beyond...>West of the rockies, Anon, you're on the air.
>>534704562>>project blue beans activatedFug XDDDDD
Who cares about UFOs look at the DOW
>>534705210good point
>>534703719WOW!So, what about the Epstein list?
>>534704530What I'm saying is that there is no such thing as aliens."The nearest potentially habitable exoplanet is Proxima Centauri b, located approximately 4.24 light-years from Earth.""Using current manned spaceship technology, traveling 4.2 light-years would take approximately 76,000 to 81,000 years,"
>>534706184I mean surely you can see at least four ways this would work, right? The most likely being some civilization hundreds of millions of years ago sent out von neumann probes. Maybe just ai, maybe some sort of version of their consciousness, maybe just a simple machine with simple instructions. Parks in asteroid belts, produces copies of itself from raw materials, expands to new systems. Unless something interesting triggers it, in which case it could lurk indefinitely and manufacture smaller craft for detail work. Because it scales logarithmically it could have covered most of the galaxy by now. Just one simple counter example of a plausible form of contact. Still confident enough to double down on being wrong?
Get the fuck out of ukraine you fucking faggots
>>534707964I believe op was using the eu flag as a 'meme' flag and is probably not in europe at all.
>>534703719Space is fake.Ayys are gays.
Because I care more about the Epstein Files. Release the Epstien Files. UFOs aren't real.
>>534705609The ones that want the Epstein files released are the one who want to see photos and hear first person pedo stories.SAD!
Nobody cares. Post current gas prices.
>>534703719Aliens are real. Lizards are in power. And they fuck and eat kids.
>>534704083The orb images shot in infrared are important because it shows some behaviors and physical aspects of this phenomenon.
