Lost everything in altcoins last year and now I'm hitting the job market. I haven't lasted more than a month at any of my previous jobs. I'm 30. Post your tips and tricks for getting hired as a straight white male in 2026
>>534705272kek are you like my cousin or something
>>534705272I literally went into machine shops and asked for jobs. Now I will be trying to buy the one I work at.
>>534705535How much did he lose? I had $1.3M in 2021
>>534705272I work for the government.Make decent money.Work is done before lunch usually.Lots of time to flirt with my numerous female coworkers.Couldn't imagine being a private business wagie.
>>534705272>ux designeraka "failed a community college graphic design course"
>>534705721Damn. I had 800k. Fucking ICX
>>534705272>Lost everything in altcoinsHow do people even fail this hard at life? You're on 4chan, this shit was handed to you on a silver platter.>t. Bought 20k LINK in 2018
>>534705272My tip:>Lie>Lie>Lie
>>534711347This. For more then a decade its been like this. Try and talk to people who work there to figure out whats actually required because both you and the HR making the postings are full of shit. The internet broke job applications. They are too easy to fill out and any posting gets spammed by bullshit. So HR just adds a bunch of shit to scare people away.
>>534711347>>534711557How do you lie? Obviously just fluffing up past experience right? If i have a bunch of stints at warehouses and truck driving. How do I spin that for a comfy office job?
>>534705272>getting hired as a straight white maleLol. Lmao, even
