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ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT
>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
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first again. f abrams.
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>>534722313
Thanks baker!
Let's get ready for a nice show
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>>534722313
TYB, and good evening gentlemen.
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Surprising they’re having a show knowing that aliens are flying around now
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NIgger stole the other niggers piece?
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>>534722313
you forgot to post the link to view it.
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Jeez, Dan... He's basically apologizing for a lame ass prior episode. Like dude, have some high speed chase clips on deck if you don't want a repeat!
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That's the most vicious police dog I've ever seen.
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>>534722730
Jannies nuke the thread if you post the link in op. I'm watching on tv so I can't help, but someone will.
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>>534722479
>aliens are flying around now
anon...
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>>534722730
thetvapp.to then search reelz
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>>534722479
A show like /opl/ is more likely to capture first contact than many other sources.
>barefoot floridagirl chases down UFO
>demands her $25
>chaos ensues
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morning gents
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>>534724499
Morning upside down anon
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>>534724499
Damn, the Pacific is huge.
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Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
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this better be good
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god i hate this country
this ep better provide some brutal violence or im done
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What what!
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Domestic at the Hair Zone, homie don' wanna go downtown.
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Hey anons.
How long ago was that First Shift episode? Any articles on the nig who committed the murder?
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>>534725047
Settle for this?

https://nypost.com/2026/05/08/us-news/maniac-just-released-from-psych-ward-fatally-pushes-elderly-man-down-nyc-subway-steps-cops/
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>>534724780
>more beeping than talking
>high as a kite basketball-american
ok-ish ...
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this is a test of the emergency broadcast system
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>>534724583
yeah i'm about to skip saturdays lunch
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Impressive string of beeps
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>>534724596
>contender for worst copypasta ever
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>>534724596
My negro, NyeCounty Autist!
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>>534725107
>skipping lunch
You going golfing or something?
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Did Sticks finalize his divorce from Lana? Why is he showing up all of a sudden?
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>>534724780
I'm in awe of how beautiful this scene is
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they're gonna bust the door down
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Missed the first 10 minutes, did anything worth watching happen?
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Imagine how bored and inactive cops would be if America's demographic trends reversed.
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This one has potential
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>>534725423
Dan is leaving his wife for the guy whose motorcycle he rode on the back of.
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dan should put a media crew in south africa
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>i can't hear you ma'am
>there's a belligerant man yelling
kek
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Belligerent nig
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>White bitch
he said referring to a cop in this department
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>>534725280
TIL burgers need a meal break after the front 9 to make it through the back 9
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>>534725271
What’s up big dawg! Glad we made it to the weekend!
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>I'm recording!
yeah, and?
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Most masculine zoomer
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bust the door and shoot him already
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I can't believe people from Connecticut speak like this
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why does this chick have a moustache
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>Thats a sturdy door
That’s a good advertisement
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>>534725618
It's a male to female tranny
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>>534725557
Thats true for most of our sports. Basketball, Foot ball, and baseball being glacially slow anyway leave plenty of time to eat food. Its just how we do things.
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>>534725629
The lock is probably shit enough to rake it open in 2 seconds
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>>534725629
Probably just one of those $20 door guards from amazon with the long wood screws
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goddamnit we're missing the ass whoopin
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>>534725557
If by meal you mean a couple of shots, yes.
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One look at this guy and you know he's a scourge wherever he goes. Just commit him.
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>>534725486
yeah
policing whites is so chill
you could seriously cut the police budget by >90% again if niggers disappeared

you now understand how english police just never needed guns
now they have swat teams just driving around ready everywhere always
cause just giving UK police guns back now would make it obvious diversity fucked up such a good thing
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i thought he was black
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>>534725751
How bout down there? How's LE? Other than enforcing Covid camp confinement.
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Not who I was expecting with that much bass in his voice...
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Can someone catch me up? Is this guy just drunk; did he hit his wife? My kid got all Cs and one B in her freshman year or college and has 0 ambition so I got distracted by my despair.
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>>534725773
same wtf
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>>534725773
So does he

Meanwhile he's got a brunette cutie girlfriend
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>>534725801
anime niggas, y'all ok?
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>>534725773
Crazy, me too
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>>534725817
He sure as fuck sounds and acts like it.
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>>534725751
>you now understand how english police just never needed guns
I'm pretty sure most cops in every European country didn't have guns or tasers 20 years ago. These days I'm sure most of them have guns
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are those gypsies?
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>>534725423
much worth happening never done did it
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>>534725808
Give her an ultimatum - pull the plug on the cashflow and let her take a gap year to start, or get it together and apply herself. Don't waste money.
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can we get him back on tomorrow night?
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>>534725650
i don't disapprove

i just got a bit fat
i could eat always
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I’m just saying that was actually bullshit since they couldn’t see through the door since it was solid with no windows and they’re lying about the deputy seeing him pulling her back trying to walk out.
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>>534725808
someone called because they were arguing, first cop on the scene said the wife tried to leave and the guy pulled her back in the house and told them to leave
then they had the shout off
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>>534725875
dafaq?
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>>534725808
To be fair, her psychology degree is not going to be worth much either way
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Equal opportunity DV tonight. Ebony and ivory. America's healing.
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>>534725870
There have only been 5 or 6 euro countries where the cops didn't carry post ww2.
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>WeatherTech appealing to single black moms on Mother's Day
Wholesome. Brave. Powerful.
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>>534725817
That woman looked like a bridge troll
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>>534725904
there was a window right next to the door and one with broken blinds a couple feet away they were looking inside
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>>534726015
I can only get so engorged.

Webm bro, you got the GF?
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>>534725890
look at this shit i saw at the grocery store last night
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>>534725981
They all have cops who carry but the average cop didn't have a gun, it was more specialized cops who had guns for when they were needed
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Oh shit that long haired Redditor was this guy's 22 year old son who still lives at home. Poor kid.
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Based dad wanting to cuss out his 23 year old neet son living in the basement and the mom stepped in.
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>>534725796
i'm a loose mother fucker
so bias
i both support police and hate them at the same time
mostly cause they're always stopping non violent whites like me for dumb shit
and leaving the browns to deal drugs, tobacco and firebomb each other
essentially they've realised what's the point when kike judges will just let them off

picrel is a judge who just let some banned kid, no license, high, racing killed a dad of 3
with good behaviour he'll be out in <5 years
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>>534726168
>i'm a loose mother fucker
>so bias
>i both support police and hate them at the same time
>mostly cause they're always stopping non violent whites like me for dumb shit
Same
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>>534726114
That is not at all true for most of Europe.
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>jump on a car
>get hit with a seatbelt violation
damn i'd be a great cop
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>>534726168
Interesting. Same dynamic in every Western nation. It's almost like it's being coordinated by some global elites.
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>>534726082
air fryers have taken frozen industrial trash food to a new level
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That was an interesting spot to pull up to before running
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fucking dan hitting us with record numbers of beeps
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>>534726266
>>534726168
>demoralization
simple as
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>>534725883
That's what I'm thinking too. Shes ADD. Honestly really smart, but trouble with motivation. Should I just give up and put her on Adderall like her shrink has suggested?
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The camera man needs some endurance training. His asshole is sucking buttermilk.
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>>534726168
I had someone kill my best friend as a passenger in his car a wreck while he was driving the car drunk and he only got 42 months and was out of prison in like 2 years.
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>>534725911
Thank you anon. That guy was pretty funny. 10/10
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>my apologies to Dan
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>>534725949
Business
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>>534726266
Because westerners aren't willing to take shots at the judges and their enablers.
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>>534726286
>record numbers of beeps
this beep guy is giving me the beeping beeps
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They're lining up to have this violent felon's next illegitimate fatherless child. Nice country.
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good neighborhood for a jogger
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>>534726082
I used to be opposed to population control...
But if the purpose is to get rid of all the impulsive animals..
>Me want thing with bright color & picture of thing me like
Then is it really so bad?
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Isn't this the one cops that constantly flirts with black bitches
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>>534726524
keep posting these houses as you find them
>housing crisis really only exists for whites who, rightly, refuse to live in niggerville
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i dont get it, is she trying to roast him or not?
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Late again. Did I miss anything? Did Addy and Bryce show butthole?
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This is only going to increase his violent behavior having hood rats wanting to bail him out to be their next baby daddy then in 5 years when donquavious kill’s someone and is gone for life our tax dollars will be paying for his progeny when he can’t even read when he graduates honors from high school while poppa is serving a 3k year sentence.
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>>534726560
>based black opal splitting enjoyer
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>LIVE PD
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>>534726581
She’s wanting to bail him out and fuck him anon. I can literally smell her un ph balanced pussy through my tv.
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>the 'restricted area' sign on the garage provides a level of legal protection somehow
nigger brains in action
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>>534726524
>That's not bad! It would be kinda cool to live in a little h-
>Toledo, OH
>Ohp! Never mind...
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I GOT TWO PHONES CU
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>>534726524

It makes me sad seeing these.once upon a time, they were humble little abodes for small, working class families. Many would be great for young couples but nearly all that are left, the ones that haven’t been razed so plots can be combined for condos or rezoned for whatever, are woefully neglected and in terrible areas.
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>removes his but from hood
>don't immediately uppercut him
missed opportunity
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>>534726634
Dan is never shaking the OG name and he doesn’t like it since A&E Jews tried to sue him over /opl/ when the show started. Of course punished Dan’s Jews were better than the A&E Jews after they cancelled him and livepd
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>>534726610
Shit like thisbis what needs to be shown to retards who believe women should choose who to have kids with. They almost always gravitate to these types.

Imagine being an Urkel in this situation. Blackcels are living in hell.
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>>534726168
>mostly cause they're always stopping non violent whites like me for dumb shit
yeah.... this is why i just hate cops
anybody who is a "cop fan" is an absolute retard/privileged bastard
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Tonight's already been a 10/10 for me, I wish I had recordings of this girl roasting that guy
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Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
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>>534727047
She wasn’t roasting him, she was putting out the ghetto mating call and letting him know he can fuck her when he gets out of county jail in 5 hours.
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>>534726737
it is sad. what's funny is the media writes think pieces about things like this and always concludes it's a mystery or that the right is to blame. certainly, capitalists share some of the blame, but come on.
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we wanted addys asshole
we got some random niggers
typical
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>>534725884
Is that Pete Hegseth after he steals Ka$h’s whiskey bottle?
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>>534726856
i mean everybody knows it from school years when you first notice who they like. the mistake is society supporting welfare queens.
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>>534727198
this. women don't waste their time roasting, they're not comedians. they wanted the D and the resulting meal ticket.
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Active and very dark first hour. Even the White guy was Black.
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>>534726446
Maybe it's the subject matter. I never had an interest in business but started my major there because I thought it would be good for a career. I did poorly because I hated the classes. This was back in the day.
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Dan leaps into defense attorney mode for certain suspects
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he almost pinned himself with his car, so close
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It will be forever known as Live PD, and dan pops a blood vessel every time someone says it on air.
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>>534727338
Blackest white guy I've ever seen or heard.
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>Be white
>Apply to be a cop
>Only 1 interview question:
>Do you use nigger speak when you're around niggers so that they'll think you're cool?
>You do?? Excellent! Welcome aboard!

Is this how it works? Because every white cop who's ever been on this show is a fucking wigger.
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>>534727255
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>LEEFT AND OOBER
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>>534727448
He's stealing JD's spotlight - is it a deliberate move by the administration, is it that JD opposes the war, both or something else? Marco came across as very presidential this week.
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wow that guy in handcuffs could have grabbed that cops gun
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>>534727450
Nah, he's working, can speak the language, and is cooperative. Millions need to go first.
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>>534727349
I honestly think college should start around 25 years old. That way you have to work in some jobs you hate or take enough time away doing nothing before you realize that you need to get an education or not and will really be more dedicated to what you want to learn. It would also get people more motivated to learn trades or what they’re really good at instead of high school to college pipeline that has essentially been a scam for the last 20 years.
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>>534727439
If you talk like Poindexter they are less likely to listen and comply
Niggers like it when the "white boi" talk jive it sometimes make them less likely to chimp out.
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>>534727439
It’s called code switching, you learn to speak like the people you’re around so they will understand what you’re trying to communicate.
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>Encounter random Black guy on a Friday night
>He has multiple warrants
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lol you can go to a random house on a street in toledo and catch someone with warrants
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>pick up a random nigger
>has warrants
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>>534727762
>>pick up a random nigger
>>has warrants
Yes.
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>>534727731
>>534727738
>>534727762
They will be safely back on the plantation after November. SCOTUS will overturn the 13th amendment.
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What's this cop jogging slowly and giggling for as the pickup flees? How bout stopping it ahole?
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He just stood there and let him do that
Some of these cops are such fucking nerdy retards it's amazing
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His sentence should be learning to pronounce ambulance. Will take years, maybe a life sentence.
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amberlamps
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>>534726579
>keep posting these houses as you find them
dan has no opsec
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>>534727949
Yes I back the blue but at the same time I watch bodycam videos and they act like Reddit males, hemming and hawing and letting perps waste their time and when they don't comply they don't do shit when a taser would end it in a second.
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Sometimes this show stresses me the fuck out
Niggers, man
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>>534728009
>single family
Poetry. Single parent family.
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>>534728009
>100 year old shack still standing
Surprising
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>>534728031
It’s a good thing I didn’t follow through with my original plan of being a cop because there’s no way I could listen to nigger babble for 40 hours a week
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missin an arm
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dude with one arm probably lost it banging oxys
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>>534728090
show nub
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my friend broke the passenger mirror on his suv. $1200 to replace at the dealer
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he is clearly unarmed
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>>534728134
he nubbed someone's daughter so good he had to get a protective order
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>>534728030
The core of the problem is their local government
They train them like this and even worse don't back them when they need to be backed
You have some counties like Polk County, FL with Sheriff Grady Judd who do not fuck around
I wish more were like that
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>>534728134
I have that screencap
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>>534728151
auto-dimming maybe
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>>534728203
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>>534728203
good
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>>534728213
yes, and sensors and paint match
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>>534727209
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>>534727349
Yeah I think she did the same thing. I honestly don't know what to do with her anymore. There is nothing she wants to do. "Just get an office job."
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>>534728031
I miss the Hulkster so much its unreal, bros.
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>>534728113
I knew a guy who lost an arm because he shot up heroin and nodded out on top of his arm and cut off the blood flow

He woke up hours later with a dead arm
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>>534728323
Im kinda wondering if you're making this up.
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I can save her
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bruh
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WOOF
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Wouldn't
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is this specimen dualing cigarettes?
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tit to gut ratio busted
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>cameraman keeps focusing on her ass
We got an architect on our hands
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>>534728602
three cigarettes
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>>534728606
Plebbit mods will create another post about police brutality and how they have a plan to save democracy soon
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>>534728531
>>534728606
>>534728622
Now you know why Dan chose Henry County. Guaranteed Whites.
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is this shit supposed to be like COPS or something?
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>>534728391
Damn, I knew a guy like that too.
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>>534728410
I wish I was. I'm absolutely demoralized to sit and have to watch my kid ruin her life. She has no agency whatsoever; she is like a leaf on the wind.
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>>534728323

I’m sorry you’re going through this. For what it’s worth, I think my parents went through it with me. I did well in college, but never really figured out what I wanted to do and didn’t really have a strong passion or ambition for anything. I have no idea why I am this way. The one thing that I learned almost immediately upon graduation is that I cannot work in an office or any professional environment that relies primarily on vis-a-vis relationships.
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>>534728738
Mothman spotted
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Why do so many of these arsonists manage to set themselves on fire?
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A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.

I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
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Joggers talking about coochie pills… good gravy niggers are literally stuck in 4th grade for their entire lives…
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What is a coochie pill? Is it like a female aphrodisiac? Is it like Miebo for your vagina?by the way, I always wondered how that stuff works…
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Product placement for the vagina odor medication maker that advertises on OPL. Dan looking for every last dollar.
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coochie pills?
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they're going to strip search her now right
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Never change Baton Rouge
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Coochie pillz?
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>>534728923

Wise words, large man.
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>>534728788
checked
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>>534728758
Just marry her off to an engineer or successful small businessman and be done with it. Do you not know any guys like this?
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Tell us the type of fraud. Day care? Covid loan? Identity theft?
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>>534728887
>miebo got vagina
I fucking lost :D
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That looked like a clip from the Michael Jackson movie
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Nigger got arrested with a troon lmao
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Why did they both come out with phones in hand?
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>>534729024

What term did that Louisiana cop use? Dudechick?
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>>534729035
All perps do now. When they're not lying or resisting they're asking to have their phones back. It's like a binky for adults now.
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Niggers never miss a chance to humiliate each other even when they’re the cops arresting other niggers
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>>534728887
>the exact way coochie pills work is not known
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>>534728981
>Just marry her off to an engineer or successful small businessman
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>>534728770
What did you end up doing, anon? She's really creative and smart but just went to college because she was "supposed to". She just doesn't seem to have any strong feelings about her future or plans for anything.
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>>534729035
They're niggers, Anon. It's what they do.
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>>534722313
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>>534729125
Definitely making this up. Reads like a letter to an advice column.
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>>534729124
Obviously not a nonwhite. Jesus this board is cooked.
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>>534728981
Not really. Besides, I can't really engineer a whole relationship. I don't want her to just marry whoever.
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>>534729074
Yes
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>>534729074
Yeah and he’s suspended now
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>>534729035
>>534729127
Smart phones are a form of sorcery to niggers and they know if they hit the camera widget it records… meanwhile if they had to read camera instead of clicking on an icon they wouldn’t know what to do. Same reason fast food places quit using words and instead added pictures to the registers because niggers and spics cannot read and have to use pictures.
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>>534729117
Coochie shots at birth and they still need coochie pills. I hate vaxxies more than niggers.
t. Amelia
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>>534729125

A lot of things over the years. I, too, went to college because I was told I needed to go to after high school. This was some time ago now, and even though I made it explicitly clear to anyone that would listen I had no idea what I wanted to do, I was told that I would figure it out there. I say it was some time ago because the idea of college to figure out what you want to do seems to be a relic of a different time.
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>>534729226
Brother, I'm telling you to find a stable, high quality white man (there are legions of these types available) and marry her off. The lack of ambition is just her realizing that she doesn't want to live in the corporate rat race (I don't blame her, outside of the home is the man's space). She sounds like she would be perfectly content being a homemaker with 4 kids.

This is what you should be doing now. Try to find a good husband for your daughter, one that you can trust to take care of your grandkids.
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>>534729188
What is one more butt plug.
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>>534729214
White engineers can't find jobs because of h1bs and all the local businesses are owned by jeets except for maybe car mechanics.
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>>534729192
I swear to God I'm not. I am just watching OPLive and thinking this kid will never be a functional adult, cause she doesn't want to be. Its the most depressing thing on earth. I wish I could book a HantsCruise right now.
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>>534729237

No fucking way. I’m gonna need a source on that.
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WE'RE RACIAL PROFILING LIVE
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>>534729368
Epstein and iddy paries are kinda wild i assme.-
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>i thought this was america
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That guy is wearing a t shirt of Mt Rushmore with indian chiefs faded into the background.
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>>534729419
>I wish I could book a HantsCruise right now.
There was a dude on the Diamond Princess that loved it. Watch TV all day, meals brought to you, no dealing with people.
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Put Ricky in prison for many decades. Fuck people who blow through stop signs and red lights without looking.
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>>534729723
I’m old enough to have learned to always check intersections before I enter them.
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Again, stop a Black motorist, find warrants, drugs, and a gun - this time it was only ammo on the floor, tho.
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>>534729368
I think i m a cowfarmer.
They make moo.
Like mefishto.
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>>534729419
*HantaCruise
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>>534729368
Any advice?
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>>534729419
>>534729896
Relax anons Jesus Christ is in control, hantavirus isn’t as scary as they’re saying. Most doctors I’ve seen on tv including CNN said this is a nothing burger but the news wants to scare you like it’s going to be Covid all over again when it’s not. Even CNN anchors got mad at the doctors who said on air that the hantavirus is a nothing burger.
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>>534729912

It’s entirely possible college isn’t for her, at least right now. Pardon the boomer suggestion, but do you think there is a very basic job she could take on for the moment, if only so that she might value the offerings of college more should she return?
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>>534729384
>lack of ambition is just her realizing that she doesn't want to live in the corporate rat race
Agree with that. But I mean its 2026 and this is America. I really don't know how I could find her a husband. I've encouraged her to go to Mass, but she won't. Thought she might find a decent man there.
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>>534729994
It clearly doesn't spread nearly as much as covid and sounds like it's more lethal which will limit its ability to spread too
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>tryin to bring back my people they car
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>>534729994
Lol
Bot
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Bro, you can't tell if men are men anymore, even when they're not gay or trans. This breed of nu male is everywhere.
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>>534730121
Yes it’s not nearly as contagious unless you spend 48 hours sleeping next to someone who has been infected, that’s why doctors aren’t freaking the fuck out. The news people wanted to create mass hysteria but the doctors said it’s not that big of a deal, instead they wanted to focus on the lack of preparedness of a really transferable disease.
>>534730152
Yeah I’m a bot you fucking low iq nigger brained faggot
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>>534730095
She works part time. I asked if she wanted to do a trade instead, but she said No.
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>>534730274

Did you talk about any specific trades or was she opposed to the whole idea?
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Bro this is straight no bussin fr fr no cap on god
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Finally a possible cutie and Dan goes to break. F U, Abrams.
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That Caddy handles nice despite the PIT attempts.
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who's gonna take ownership
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>is cold
>decides to wear her hotpants
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>>534729859
we'd love to have you on the most based stream (picrel)
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I have a serious porn and sex addiction and that girl just set me off
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Maybe
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>>534730306
Zoomers don't do trades. They worry it will mess up their knees when they are 60
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>>534730484
that purse is trippy as fuck
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>>534730550
Obligatory “faggot” comment
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>>534730484
>I have a serious porn and sex addiction and that girl just set me off
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>>534730470
thank you. need webm to make the call.
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>>534730550

It’s a Vera Bradley.
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this cop is gonna freak out
he never keeps it cool
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No light or reflective clothing. Smart.
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>Go Go Speed Racer
Holy fuck that is old
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how bout flanking him or boxing him in, geniuses. you've got 3 units.
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>black man
>jaavius
we knew dan
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Imagine living in that neighborhood and having loud-ass sirens and horns going off because some retard won't pull over
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>>534730782
gotta let him get to home base so the whole neighborhood comes out
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Threatening eyes at the cameraman after threatening him verbally
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>>534730802
>that neighborhood
Big mama still has her Christmas lights up
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I actually feel for this nigger… if my momma called me and said there’s something wrong with her health there’s nothing that’s going to stop me from getting to her
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>6 prior arrests
>Out on the street free driving around in a Caddy
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dan's getting sued
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>>534730900
>there’s nothing that’s going to stop me from getting to her
Well there should be
We don't know what the original charge was, but if it's just something silly, you just pull over, say "Sorry Officer, I'm on my way to my mom, she's sick"
You'll probably get out of there in 5 minutes with a warning
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>>534729419
start her an OF
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>>534729994
OK, I am OG /cvg/ and have been following this. Firstly, let me say that I am not panicking over this, but a lot of what is being said in the media is wrong because they are just googling shit as it relates to other strains of hanta.
>This is the Andes strain, which is proven to be capable of human to human contact. In 1 documented case, an infected dude went to a Bday party and infected ~30 people
>The transmissibility window (according to a respected Argentine doc) is 2 days before fever onset, and 5 days after
>The documented fatality rate is 30-40% for this strain
>The incubation period can be up to 7 weeks, but averages 2.5
>There will likely be more cases because there is so much unknown right now and some are just figuring out this is H2H spread
>There is no discussion yet on how long the Andes version can last on inanimate objects. The more common rodent versions last a LONG time.
>Andes is spread by droplets or aerosols, on par with flu
>Moderna has already been working on an MRNA clot shot since before the outbreak

Now for the good news:
>The Argentine expert said that the Andes has never been documented to go past 3 infection cycles. It just fizzles after that
>Hanta is an RNA virus and Ivermectin should be effective
>Masks and other protective measures should unironically help with this one as it is not truly airborn like the coof

OK, that is my rundown of the key points. Again, I am not too worried. I think there will be more infections than what we now see, but historically this virus is very containable, although deadly. The one wild card is if gain of function has been involved. Then it could get ugly. Considering the long incubation period, we will learn a lot more over the next few weeks.
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>>534730980
I’m from the south and if my momma called me saying she feels like she is dying I’m not stopping for any cops… I’m going hard all the way to the hospital to make sure my mom is ok…. Fuck the police if my mom is dying I’m not giving a fuck or pulling over for them… they can arrest me later
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>>534731050
best answer. if i were a young woman, i'd be making OF videos rn. easy money. don't have to show face.
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>>534731180
obviously they won't wait for later.
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I hate this snickers cuck commercial. It makes me want to not buy their product
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>>534731092
I’m going to murder all you /cvg/ faggots no matter how long it takes. Hypochondriacs get the rope.
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>>534731210
>obviously they won't wait for later.
well we were all wrong...
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>>534731210
Then you have never lived in the south… When you tell the cops I’m rushing to the hospital to see my mom they will leave you alone and follow you to the hospital
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>>534731229
It makes me want to fuck that lady even though she's got a weirdly long nose
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>>534730484
>I have a serious porn and sex addiction and that girl just set me off
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>>534731202
yepyep
might have to show a lil puss, but that's ok
maybe he can do some daughter roleplay angle to get it kickstarted
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>>534731272
We were right about everything though. I gave an honest, non-panicked QRD.
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>>534731363
She's got a decent body, but the face is bag-worthy
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she keeps her simps holdin
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Pussy pass wins again
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>>534731363
she looked so much better from afar ...
this bum lady looks better
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>>534731403
It's her booty, not her beauty
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new bread >>534731487
>>534731487
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>Bimzelx
We go from hottie Eleanor to some dude getting a shape up. Ain't that a bee....
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>>534730306
The whole idea.
Hope to see you fine anons for another episode tomorrow.



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