>>534724045they're fucking with us now
>>534724045No reproductive organs detected >8-(
>>534724045They are hereAnd they are turning the frogs gay
>>534724045Does anyone remember the "Trump will make catgirls real" memes from 2016?
BALD
>>534724045they probably look like literal cats though, dragon's dogma 2 stylethey might have actually bred the cats that are here on this planet now
Did you find the source image on the Department of War website or 4chan/Twitter you retarded leaf
>>534724045>US government casually admitting cat girls are real.Why the fuck haven't we made them earth's number one ally yet? We should be in the middle of a cultural exchange at this very moment. I should be able to visit the catgirl planet by now. This fucking gay ass earth.
>>534724045Got an actual image that's not for ants anon?
>>534724216>>534724678Yeah I don't know what to believe, with AI, every prankster and troll online will just be making fake documents like this.
>>534725631Nufag phonenigger
As a SMSgt in the U.S. Air Force, I've had the privilege of visiting Area 51 on a number of occasions now. You guys thinks Cat Girls sound cool? You'll shit when y'all find out they got Dog Boys, too.And sometimes... They even make 'em fight each other.
>>534725594There is literally an intergalactic war with quintillions of casualties to stop furwives from reaching us and receiving the BHC. The jewish homunculoid greys and reptoids have blockaded our planet to keep us apart, because the loosh produced by our furwives not getting knocked up by BHC astronomically outweighs the loosh that all of the suffering on earth creates. Also there are two types of reptilians, the ugly jewish ones and the more properly anthropomorphic lizard wives who also need BHC, they're two different things.
>>534726817no shitthe future chinks/mongoloids killed the competition off and stole Nordic tech to become mongoloid graysthis is old newsthe West did a planned suicide to enable mongoloid gray ayys
>>534724045>>534724216>>534725699what makes you think the actual government files aren't also AIslop?
>>534724045>>534726817Oh wow, just like in my nipponese cartoons! O___O
>>534724503They'll never understand this one simple trick.>draw the eyes the normal size>suddenly looks better>Huh?
>>534727176Oof, that got an awful English name
>>534724045>The entity identified herself as "N-7">N-7
>>534724045I for one welcome our new overlords
>>534727176>both human and cat ears
>>534724045>lyrans are realcunts not as fucked as I thought
>>534727380>when the best you can get is FAS with misplaced earsOr, alternatively, that creature is not intelligent. It's literally a cat.
>>534724045Fake and gayDepartment of War was up until 1947. It didn't exist in 1994 you illiterate Gen Z retard.
>>534724045>earth women became so bad that the government had to step in and finally give us our rightfully deserved catgirl ayy lmao gfsWhat a time to be alive.
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>>534724045Where's the real link? I want this to be real but the ai logo ruins it.
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>>534728188>Nooo it's just an elf with furry ears!I fucking hate elf haters.
>>534727380Do they meow at you when angry?
>>534728417>I have never in my life interacted with a cat
>>534724045There is a whole alternate reality system popularized by several "contactees". Supposedly (depending on which contactee you believe), the cat / human race are called Lyrans and are part of the Human(oid) Pleiades Alliance. They are absolutely opposed to the Reptilian (+Gray) Orion Empire.>>534727380This pic is a drawing one contactee made of a Lyran she talked with.
>>534726817I knew kikes were evil but them fighting to keep white men from fucking horny alien girls who need aryan cock to not go insane from their heat is an entirely different level of diabolical
>>534724045>No observable body hairI'm sold.
>>534727437yeah i hate the whole 4 ears thing too. the only way it makes sense is if The girl is wearing a literal costume of the other (insert x)girl why the fuck they do it so often on actual (insert animal)girl characters is beyond me.
>>534728604Lookit that. It's an advanced furfag that knows the images earn bans.You're still a furfag.
I didn't see this one on the listhttps://www.war.gov/UFO/
>>534724045I wanna see them....
>>534724045>including external ear appendages and a caudal appendagecaudal = tailit's the whole thing, we need another area 51 raid and we need it NOW
>>534728719It isn’t, I’ve already read every document and archived them(admittedly skimmed most of them, due to having seen before, albeit with more redactions), as well as the videos. There are some interesting(quite in fact) reports and videos. The low flying extremely fast bird sized orbs are shown a few times, which corroborates some videos I’ve seen on MUFON and such. And lots of traditional orbs as well(not the bullshit “drone” craze that was actually just regular airliners).
>>534729315Here’s another interesting one(6 pages blacked out completely, then this)
>>534724045>no internal reproductive organsfucking dropped
>>534729360This was an orb they were following, suddenly it tracks past them bottom right
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>>534729411A different orb
>>534729445A map following several pages of cursive I’ll translate later for the tards
>>534724216>>534724045this is like the plot of species
>>534729483Ps that woman actually got a response out of Herbert Hoover, writing to the WH with no return address on the outer envelope. Odd.
>>534729511It isn’t real nor on the website
>>534724045Fake and gay, you fucking degenerate. No. Your furry obsession isn't real life.
>>534729566This is an interesting read.Btw, there is in fact a composite image of the real location with a superimposed CGI depiction of the UFO described/seen. They are very up front with the fact that it is a blended composite image.
>>534729637This one seems to leave turbulence, probably not of interest imo but it’s from a short video
>>534729720This is from Apollo, it’s been released and discussed before but now they say we’re going to reanalyze the negatives with modern techniques and get back to us with a report on that. Hopefully.
>>534729798Here’s the description provided
>>534727380someone put cat ears on that ayyy actress
>>534724045While it's a nice idea, I don't think we should be messing around with this kind of shit.
>>534724216This. Something that's been going on for this long wouldn't have the new "department of war" slop on it
>>534729825Here’s a description for a different lunar photo that seems to have several UAP in it(don’t get excited it’s just dots, like the last)
>>534724045>showed up behind a rocky outcrop and said HiAliens sending the weird girls with no friends at school to make first contact
>>534729315Cool. If you want my opinion, these are purely natural phenomena that just manifest sporadically. They become visible with powerful sensations of speed or wind which is why pilots usually report them.Me? I like the light ribbons, when people get weirded out because I can read in the dark.
it's so blatantly fucking bullshit kek
>No internal reproductive organs detected
>>534729825This is also an interesting yet short read
>>534727723Nice catch
>>534724045So the army found a cosplayer with dialogue levels of a shitty isekai? Probably was a smelly trekkie doing a fanfiction.
>>534724045>ReleasedTo where?
>>534729966Imagine how disappointed he was when he tried to fuck her and couldn't
>>534729942Many, many of the sightings are indeed clearly just balloons from the AARO archives I’ve seen, but alas, I have personal experience that dictates my belief regarding the question of “advanced life” although not necessarily extra terrestrial, if you ask me(for one they seemed to have no issues with our atmosphere, for two, am I really supposed to believe that this nonsense bipedal form is somehow the “superior form” that aliens from a different galaxy entirely also evolved? Riiiiight).Btw, this orb is depicted moving at a rate of speed and with heading changes inconsistent with wind alone, a decent video. 1:30 or so? Iirc.re light ribbons, our astronauts seem to indicate that only some people have the ability to detect those flashes of light, the ionized free radicals zipping around out there(and down here).Sorry for ID change, switching between WiFi and cellular
In my more advanced theories I think these nature spirits may have influenced edicarian life development. A lot of the nature spirits that manifest in our real appear superficially look like edicaria. I would think that the nature spirits predate complex organic life, and shaped these edicarian forms, maybe through symbiosis. What sparked this idea is how tribrachardia look like how they would swirl currents and capture particles, the capture motion looks exactly like the trio whirls of anxiety-spriggan.The fact that edicarians are named "spriggina" after this Sprigg fellow makes me think the fae were involved in that rock formation's discovery, perhaps as a joke. I haven't investigated this much but it opens up a fascinating line of research for primitive life.
>>534730265Where there’s a will, there’s a way, anon>>534730223https://www.war.gov/UFO/
>>534724045It's funny how little cultural relevance grand blue has compared to its position on MAL. This is the first time I've seen a panel of it posted. It's really a lovely work (up until around ch. 50)
>>534724045I wish this was real
Reminder not to dick the cattle race; they're a food source first and foremost
>>534724045i wish they would interfere
>>534730421>>534730394Multiple contacts 1998-2002 SW of STL, including beings within 0.5ft of me while laying in bed-brother 3yrs older than I(so he was 10) also saw the beings, threw a heavy ass stegosaurus toy at one of the fuckers, right in the head, resulting in them disappearing amidst a bright flash, then every single alarm clock and fire alarm, as well as burglar alarm went off all at once. Midnight. Saw their ship 1yr later, above a nearby lake/pond at a golf course adjacent to the neighborhood. 300ft maximum distance.Ofc my batshit insane mother tells stories of being abducted just prior to becoming miraculously pregnant with me, after having her first(and only other) kid 10yrs prior to a lifetime of biker shit and some STD that destroyed her fallopian tubes. She was big into Sylvia Browne and introduced me to Coast to Coast AM back when Art was still alive, I wouldn’t lend credence to her story if it weren’t for my continued life experiences
>>534730394These zipping orbs aren't "advanced life." They're very simple creatures, although a smaller number of very intelligent ones act on similar principles. Wind-creature likes wind, is simple. Deception-creature is drawn to deception, and is smarter than a human. If they don't manifest visually they still exist in an adjacent dimension and this may be why only some people (like the astronauts) can see them with their eyes closed. You might be right about the astronaut phenomena. There's at least one person that stick his head into a particle collider. Those might be comparable stories.In any case these entities don't operate quite on our laws of physics, it's something adjacent. You could maybe start cracking at it with M-Theory as a base but I'm no mathematician.I've seen two streaking light ribbons manifest, in very different areas. One indoors, one outdoors. It makes me want to try and manifest these creatures again but it's a waste of time sure, and it's mass hallucinations, what else is new?The Nuremburg thing started as a relatively normal solar lens happenstance (I saw one recently!) but this must have bothered the mud peasants into causing a chain reaction of these manifesting. I managed something like it once on a smaller scale. The cheshire cats are out there! Their grins manifest with feelings of insanity. You see the grin, see? But not the cat.
>>534724045Oh fuck the genetic engineering of cat girls was just weebs roped into Alien projects. Fuck,...FUCK! What about the Robo-meidos! Have we been working for Aliens all along?!What does this MEAN!
>>534730421You’re definitely on the right path, eukaryotic life is something else, amazing also how our mitochondrial dna seems to be more related to our earlier form, our integration with viruses, ultimately from our unicellular life form enveloping a smaller unicellular life form, and working in symbiosis.
>>534729966That means they're external. Femboy catgirls are even better.
Next they'll disclose the existence of umas.
>>534730874Heh, you know damn well they let him stick his head in there just to see what would happen. If you look into the Therac-25 incidents, many of the victims involved also experienced light flashes with their eyelids closed, seemingly from ion bombardment. Re the orbs, I’d say those are “advanced technology” perhaps from advanced life forms but not necessarily, in that experimental hobbyists have gotten very close(or perhaps even achieved) such feats.
>>534730958>threw a heavy ass stegosaurus toy at one of the fuckers, right in the head, resulting in them disappearing amidst a bright flash, then every single alarm clock and fire alarm, as well as burglar alarm went off all at onceSounds like "ball lightning." I have only guesses as to what that actually is but lots of reports say it's dangerous.
>>534724045I really wish it to be real... But nothing ever happens
>>534731080You can always get a few nutters to go outside and watch the stars/satellites and if you get really into it some of the light ribbons will appearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGtlmCv4MicThese clowns manage it
>>534724045catgirls are mkultra victims, mindbroken into being sex slavesdoggirls are mkultra victims, mindbroken into being sexslaves, but they also fuck dogsthere are two types of aliesmost "aliens" are subterranean (or subnautical) dwellers that come to the surface to kidnap people and establish a foothold on earths surface (they are scared of everything on the surface), but they can't do anything because everything they see gives them a psychotic breakdown.everything you see is a war of dominion over the surface of earth.the subterranean aliens want to enslave mankind, but they are too afraid to act, because they know that we'll turn the surface of the earth into glass if they try to do it by force.so they use other methods of conquest (weather control, viruses, pyschological manipulation through digital medium and entertainment, etc)
>>534727176Bombshells From Heaven was based. Uncle beer drinker was my spirit animal
>>534731095I’ve seen ball lightning, as well as floating white orbs in the basement of that house(separate events). This was three creatures about 5ft tall on the right side of my bed, and one at the very end, who gave me “scientist” vibes. The other three seemed like grunts. They appeared in a flash of light, observed me for a few moments visually while I was completely unable to move or say anything yet sitting up, and then disappeared in a bright flash of light, after which the alarms etc started going off. I’ve reconfirmed throughout my life that my brother also still remembers this vividly- it changed our life perception forever. I’ve had no unexplainable hallucinations nor manifestations, delusions in my life.
you niggas didn't know about the nature spirits?? any moron can go spren-baiting, it's a total waste of time and I love it
>>534724707Yeah, imagine a hairless cat tail stuck on a human ass.
>>534731200I’ve seen the ribbons, as well as the “wind creatures” if you will. Back in the day there was a guide, stand at this angle to the sun in the shadow of your house, film the sky, you will undoubtedly see them. Something to that effect.The ribbons are just interesting ionization effects of various elements, as to why those elements are buzzing through our atmosphere is up for speculation
>>534724045IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED TO FILIAN? THE FEDS HAVE HER?
>>534728245I don't get the fucking charm, man. They're pointy eared humans.
>>534731309A lot of the abduction stories were implanted by hypnotists but if your brother confirmed it independently then that's some sort of assurance.Sometimes my light creature pals have a joke and scale up their appearances to human height but this isn't often. We're all a happy sort if we're left alone. I know they like to fuck with people sometimes. They usually do it with dreams and shared dreams aren't impossible.>>534731409>Back in the day there was a guide, stand at this angle to the sun in the shadow of your house, film the sky, you will undoubtedly see them. Something to that effect.I want to build a folly one day with lots of stained glass that gets them to manifest really easily.
>>534730854>RedditbobYou get rape by futa gilf
>>534724045Finally me and my waifu will be wed
>>534731638Try doping some of the glass with different band pass, IR/UV coating applied as well, I’m pretty sure that along with an oscillating prism of some sort some fun times can be had, similar to the “spooky action at a distance” quantum effects found when broadcasting two directional radio waves at an angle.We used to think light had no mass, as we couldn’t cancel out a light beam with a light beam, but now that we’ve gotten good at lazers, we’ve found that we can indeed completely cancel out, combine, or even amplify light “waves” much the same as radio or sound. It’s all the same shit, just different resonant frequencies.
>>534731638I have a natural oneness with nature. I cannot explain it, animals, even totally feral ones or ferocious dogs whose owners can’t get near them, I’ve never ever had a problem with an animal ever and they’ve never had a problem with me. I’ve had way too many injured wild animals literally seek me out while I’m out in the park or what have you, it’s uncanny in a way. I wound up raising several squirrels indoors this way, successfully introducing them to living life outdoors by transitioning them to a squirrel box in a tree adjacent to their bedroom(yeah I gave them my spare, no one will agree to come over if the stipulation includes several squirrels that roam free in there lmao). Wild rabbits, too, eastern cottontails, I have 5 living in the bushes out front that I’ve saved.
>>534731833I'm thinking a large semi-circular section of wall, with maybe a concentric ring, designed to catch sunlight in the Summer. I'll have it get different interplays of light throughout the seasons. These simpler creatures manifest with their relevant types of emotion which usually centers around more intelligent creatures. They reproduce by budding actually, and occasionally combine together. The intelligent ones can do this as well but it's painful, disconcerting, happens infrequently, etc. It requires a large excess of specific energy too.
>>534732005You’re definitely going to want to consider a fresnel lens type of design. You know, other than optical polarity(horizontal vs vertical) there is also optical spin, essentially clockwise vs ccw(I’ve oversimplified of course), very important things happening there and lots of info available on university webpages- those with particle accelerators that is.
>>534732005Sorry I don’t have more to contribute on the spiritual side of things. I have a good understanding of what’s going on with humans in that regard, the afterlife and rebirth, but idk if the same principles apply to non eukaryotic life forms, or “inter dimensional entities” for lack of a better term.
>>534732000If you're observant enough to read animal's body language and emotions then you're miles ahead of the typical moron human that tries to speak English to animals in a bid to communicate. Tame animals will put up with it but wild animals are of completely different temperaments. Approach animals with the animal mindset of communication through posturing, motion, and you can make headway. Cats are easiest to communicate with. Squirrels will chatter at you loudly if agitated, and maybe rarely guff to say hello. Waterfowl wiggle their tails like a dog when they're very happy.>>534732112At this level of complexity I would just make it totally modular and just swap out panels of different types of glass.
>>534727176Shit anime btw.
I imagine that animals resent and disdain human speech somewhat like the way they disdain and resent human artifice destroying their world more and more.
>>534724045>No link to it in the actual filesWHERE IS IT YOU FUCKING RAT, WHERE?!?!
>>534732250I literally have learned the language of several types of species, spoken as well as non-verbal. A lot of it has to do with just your intent, it’s like some creatures can smell it on your breath as it changes. I truly believe animals and children see the good and bad in people intrinsically. Some adults maintain the capacity. Personally, I have Asperger’s and a ridiculous IQ(tested twice due to being bored in middle school, behavioral issues i.e. class clown due to having done all my work already), so while I have learned how to blend in to society, I find animals much easier to deal with, as they have no capacity for “lying” or “deceitful intent”. The closest I’ve seen is that if a squirrel sees that another is watching it bury a nut, it’ll only pretend to bury the nut, then go inconspicuously bury it elsewhere. I can emulate animals and relate to them 1000x better than I can with most “humans” b/c there is such a disconnect in intelligence when it comes to 99.99999999999999(I can’t remember how many 9’s) of humanity.
>>534727365N
>>534724045Document is clearly fake. Thats not how classified documents are marked.
>>534732493Mulder(female though)
>>534732583Yeah there’s a mirror big whoop
>>534732493Sensitive people can feel each other's emotion. Usually women do this but they gave up on trying to convince men it's possible. I debate between chasing real income and getting a job in nature research myself.>>534732583NiceI gave up on having tame animal pets. I get lots of wild animal visitors though, we stare and wiggle like animals do
>>534732660Super empathy is real, and it’s so much like direct mind reading it is fucking insane.
>>534732583>>534732651>>534732660>>534732688STOP NAMEFAGGING AND FIND ME THE LINK TO THIS GODDAMNED CATGIRL FILE, YOU APES!
>>534732739it's fake lolthis is just animals/aliens thread I guess
>>534732780https://www.war.gov/ufo/How do we know for sure it's fake? I've got 17 pages of shit here to dig through
>>534732660Income won’t bring you the same peace nor happiness (actually it won’t bring happiness at all, only comfort in stability at most) that a job working with nature will. It won’t fill up your well in the same way. I’m positive on that-unless you’re a secret narcissist in which case enjoy your life in sales, it’s good money if you’re willing to give up all morals whatsoever. In fact, all of business success basically depends on how far you’re willing to “bend” your morals. Remember, there are no grey areas between right and wrong(in the vast majority of cases)- there are only excuses for doing what you know damn well is wrong. Just do the right thing, be at peace, don’t “worry” about money, but ofc, if you have children or want to be independent in any way, you’ve got to find a way to work with the system in a way that doesn’t corrupt you.
>>534724045HAHAHAHA>DEPARTMENT OF WAR>1994AI BROS HAVE GOT YOU GOOD! Shit was the DoD back then. Also not standard memo format or form format. DoD has a style guide for making forms, and that form violates that guide. It would also have a form specification at the bottom if a standard form/report. The logo is also AI bullshit if anyone cares.
>>534732739Bro it’s fake, I’ve been through all 17 pages of crap PDF docs and MP4s they’ve released so far. I promise, I give you my word, I didn’t come across this document, and I even checked twice because I hoped that hard it would be real. Ok? On god, fr fr as it were.
>>534732810It won’t take you long. Here’s some proof I’m not larping, I really did archive all of this and really did read it all throughout the day, first thing I heard about was this and I even pored over it during my dinner, skipped lunch. I checked twice. Everything. I’m just that autistic.
>>534724045>Birth rates decline across the board>Women just will not have kids>Government releases catgirls on the population that demand to be bred with zero damn given about who the paternal choice is>Faster gestation time>Multiple children per pregnancy >80% of births are femaleFixes most issues honestly
>>534733040I’m probably going to reread it at least three more times this weekend, if I’m being completely honest. Note the Roswell files in my collection, it’s a hobby of mine, a minor passion. Should be easy to figure out why.
>>534733046as charming as catgirls are id rather not live in a society that is increasingly impulsive majority female
GET ON THE SHIPSI'M GETTIN HONGRY HOMBRE
1994? Were catgirls even big yet in anime or manga by then?
>>534731336think i've seen some pictures of those mutate indians that show up every once in a while. some had rat tails.
>>534728693I for one think that the 2 sets are way cuter. Also superior. They'd have superior sound detection.
>>534732571Like this one>>534729315>>534732739I did try to stop namefagging b/c an anon was kind enough to say “please”, but it just didn’t work out, sorry about that.
>>534733434Way more fuckable, in terms of ears, too.
>>534733397Yeah they were already in conspiracy lore as one of the alien races. Idk if you could call it “popular” though, or well known outside of D&D groups.
>>534733545See>>534732963>>534733040 But also>>534729315>>534729360>>534729445>>534729411>>534729566>>534729539
>>534733545Remember, we’ve got to do it LEGALLY and CONSTITUTIONALLY, it’s a very important distinction. Also, there won’t be enough lampposts, traffic lights, power poles, nor trees combined when such a ruling DOES come forward, and we’ve already well established that, which is why we’re doing firing squads- by order of the court. Legally.
>>534733490Yes. A man could suck on those lobes while nuzzled up against her neck.
>>534733692Although if it were up to me, I’d rev up those work camps, no sense in wasting free labor, right? Legally, though. Very important. If I’m elected into presidency or a bench of any value, that’s the way I’m getting it done, via the courts, completely above board and with support of the law abiding population. Legally.
>>534733770Come on now you’re distracting me from the distraction from the distraction. I’ve got to keep my eye on the ball, what was that again?
>>534730074also the temperature is taken in Cwhat fucking eurotrash shithole do you think this is?fake af
>>534733820I don't know, but I'm going back to sleep so I can dream about cat girl wifus from outerspace.
>>534734253Normally I’d be against sleepy posting, but it feels like a better use of time.>>534734129Indubitably
>>534734327More actually from the files
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>>534734535Ok that’s all for now, meant to post earlier in thread.
Did anybody find anything about argonians?I would a Khajit too
>>534734589Btw I want to mention that the people who investigated these pics are certain that these are not stars pictured, the magnitude of brightness is entirely inconsistent with that due to the exposure settings used. It’s either some weird as fuck reflection into the lens that we still don’t understand and can’t explain, or its extragalactic illumination I.e. artificial. Or, if you can believe these guys, it’s maybe some other bright source being reflected back in an odd way off of galactic dust, seriously.
>>534727380close enough
