India has become a superpower.
bet Attenborough has never seen prey actively letting in and celebrating their apex predator before
>>534726468An even faster train What could go wrong?
>>534726468India has become a pooperpower.
>>534726468Portugal has become a super power.
SUPERPOOPER!
why poop coloured and shaped train? can't they pick different colour like red, blue, or just white?
>>534726468The front two panels not lining up is making me chuckle
>>534726468A better news story would have been what it looks like when one of them thinks they can stand in front of it.
>>534726468Tell me about the lavatory on this train first.
>>534727710>lavatory on this trainWdym? It has aisles like any other train. When we make a jeet (a victory over the bowels) the aisle is fine for this.
>jeet holds his finger out in front of bullet train thinking he has clearance and gets gibbed
>>534727637It looks like a cockroach head!
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>>534726468Why does the train station look so dilapidated and shitty, although not in the usual Indian way of being literally shitty.
>>534726468It's sleek so they can't hang onto the outside of it, or get caught on it when they inevitably get run over.
>>534726468Imagine the smell
>>534726676He did witness christians and jews
High speed jeet train collisions, please
>>534726468I can already tell you without reading the article. You're surrouned by Indians and it smells like shit. Which you knew already because of aforementioned indians. Also, how long before Indians ruin it by leaving the door open or just getting run over by it?
>>534730911>>534731219bruce hivemind
>>534726468They chose that color so it's easier to clean after the inevitable impacts.
>>534726468India is a superpooer, yes.
First class is the same as economy except you don't get gangraped
>>534726468Gonna be like the log ride at Disneyland... only instead of riding on water it's human shit.
>>534726468So do the poople that ride on top bring camping mattresses or what?
>>534728614So that's why the cowcatcher reads "Death to all Jeets"
>>534726468I like the crumbling bricks and the train already having flecks of poo on it.
>>534728614I bet they bounce real far off the front of that thing. No random metal bits sticking out every which way for their corpses to get caught on.
>>534726468Do Indians shit the bed instead of pissing the bed? Honest question
>>534726468If I need to know what it’s like to fly 2000 feet, illl read this article
>>534726468>Sleeper trainOn this train ride, one sleeps forever...
