>aliens aren't rea-ACK!
Aliens stand with Israel
that is an anus
>>534726578so theyre from Uranus are they?
>>534726578thats an anus
>>534726578ALIENS GO UP THE BUTT!
i think the witness was watching a man take a shit
aliens were promised to them 3000 years ago
>>534726578High school art class tier retardation, they are laughing in our faces as they distract us from Epstein files.
>>534726578I’ve seen this specific thing happen before. It looked like light bending around another ball of light. But also don’t trust anything the government has to say about UFOs. They mix real info with complete bullshit.
>>534726578Galactic butthole
>>534726578damn, a drawingi give a fuck o algo thoughbeit
>>534726578sirs this is ai
>>534726578THEY ENTER A BUTTHOLE PORTAL?!?!?!??!! PROBING IS TO ACCESS OUR BUTTHOLE PORTAL!!!!!!!!
>>534726649Exactly. Physics forgot to draw the cheeks
>>534726578aliens fly saucers into my anus
ayys are realtime to unite the world under israel
'cado on the 'log
is it really all just shit we've seen before? but with epstein bars?
>>534726578>art of a vibrator into anusfake and gay, told you
>>534726578Full Ship Anal-Probing
>>534726578UFOs are just Space buttplug?
>>534726578WOAH such proof for AYYYLIUMS!!!!A DRAWING? by a jew that shows an UFO craft?now THIS is true undeniable evidence for ayylium UFO.
Idgaf about "aliens" unless they're here to slaughter every single kike, their entire extended families, and all their shabbis+their entire extended families.
>>534726578In all my years of fake and gay bullshit being thrown at me, this is by far the fakest and gayest. I hate it.
>>534726706
>>534726578Wait, so what you are saying, nay proving or… have ‘PROVEN’ in the OP is that THEY fly……up your BUM !!!
Figure 7, anons. Figure 7.
>>534726578UNIDENTIFIED ANAL OBJECTSTHEY'RE ANALIENS
>>534726649Ceci n'est pas un anus.It's a drawing of an anus.
>>534726578alright now they are just fucking with us
>>534726911>epstein barsjej I hope that becomes the new common name for blacked out text
>>534726578Now I understand why they're so obsessed with probing us.
>>534726578This retarded shit again?You're imagination is captured?
>>534726578>aliens aren't rea-ACK!
They really like inserting things in and out Definitely creatures of culture
>>534726649beat me to it
>>534726578Retarded masonic thread
>>534726649UranusNot my problem but it's probably real
>>534727525fake and gay
>>534727564Lier
>>534726649Is this why they anal probe us? They think our asses might be portals to another dimension?
>>534726578
>>534727569>Damage control bot replies in 51 seconds (less than a minute)
>>534726649>that is an anusthat's the portal to New Delhi
>>534726578Government literally trolling the ayylium believers.
AN ALIEN JUST FLEW INTO MY ASS
>>534726649>>534726677>>534726698>>534726706>>534726749the gayliens are invading and all you can think about is buttsex
>>534726578UFO be like>fuck this I'm outta here
>>534726578bene verner/werner
>>534727694
>>534727694it's a stargate
>This is just like one of my japanese animes.
>>534726911Yeah, the worse part is it’s just a rerarded distraction to stop the wagies from burning down their warehouses and dragging the billionaires out in the streets and skinning them alive.
>>534726578I should call her
>>534726578Aliens tongue my anus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRz3deg1crY
>>534726649Doesn’t matter. Still came.
>>534726713they dont need to distract you, they already know you arent going to do shit but complain online
>>534726578That's something out of a bara dojin. ayyyynus lmao
>>534727036Jej
>>534726649the anus is just a type of wormhole, especially if you're indian
If aliens were real then earth would have been mined of everything valuable and turned into a polluted shit hole a billion years before fish even evolved to walk on landaaylmao believers are fucking braindead
>>534728599earth was mined for gold
>>534728641ah and they just missed a few gold nuggets just laying about I gotchaaaaa I seeeeeeeee
>>534728450oh so its a saargate then innit
This is as fake as Giuliani's tits.
>>534726649aaynus>>534726677Urayynus>ayys are butt worms
>>534726578thats my asshole
>>534726950Good point why is everything around ayys faggot coded?>worm holes>black holes>anal probing>slender alien twinks
>>534726649
>>534726578>Drawings aren't evid-ACK!
>A human's butt was more important than water. Nah, I'm serious.
>>534727027
>>534726578>aliens are real>here's my fake and gay evidence>drawing of an object going into OPs assAmazing.
>>534728791surface nuggets were giant back in the daymonkey niggers gathered them from riversnobody will bother to strip mine for some gold dust like they do now
>goatse was a ufo all along>gay niggers from outer space was a documentary
>>534727932Lmao
>>534727793Would
>>534726578>literally summoning demons>hurf its advanced space rednecks just checkin us out bro
>>534726578>it's real because I drew it on a piece of paper
>>534726698a cosmic anus
>>534727027It’s like trying to do the homework the minute before it’s due.
>>534726578>>534726649ayyyyliens plug my anus
>>534730026as the human or the gaylien?
>>534726578probe me
>>534726578Thats literally a big dookie coming out of an anus
>>534726649thats how they probe you, with tiny space ships
The warp confirmed as real
>>534727208Pipe down, frenchie. We're talking about aliens.
>>534732215It really explains the sun sucker video
>>534726578I saw your anus on the internet.
>>534726649That's a space anus.
>>534726649You mean an ayynus
>>534732215POV you at a Diddy party
>>534726578WHAT???A DRAWING??FUCK I'M CONVINCED, SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT ALPHA CENTAURI-II FLIGHT, COMMANDER
>>534728599That's exactly what happened. Earth was deforested (xbox hueg trees) and the rest was strip mined. We are currently fighting over the dregs of those resources.
>>534726578looks like a buttplug entering uranus
I’m gay and trans
>>534726713This. All this crazy shit they've done this year and everyone acting like they aren't blatant distractions. Epstein Files must be super fucked up.
>>534727694Am I supposed to believe this shit?
>>534726578Space butthole (jeets)
>>534726578I have contacted the ayy lmaos, I have been to Java/Borneo to learn Mo Pai Nei Kung, which is essentially chi/bio magnetic electricity. The trick to controlling this bio electricity is to focus all of the energy into your abdominal muscles/ass muscles, basically you feel like shitting and transfer that energy out of your hand which will expel basically heat/electricity There are 72 level of Mo pai Nei Kung but basically there's many schools of this like Qi Gong/Tai Chi/Taoism and they all teach you differently on how to transfer this energy (Chi, Ki, Prana, Bio magnetic energy) Level 3 is when you can release electricity/heat from your hand anyone who can not reach this level and is trying to teach others is a charlatan, no real Master charges money for this, its a secrecy. The biggest problem with this is the secrecy is that you can't develop better techniques because they don't trust evil goyim with this knowledge. The different schools through out 1000+ years have found out which techniques are better and don't fuck up your body. Moving this bio electricity around your body will basically fuck you up if you don't channel it right. Its basically what Transcranial magnetic stimulation does to your brain it will switch on and off synapses which will give you brain damage.They are trying to write up scientific papers around this because certain teachers have moved on from the old ways and want to show the public that this chi energy is real. Its essentially what an electric eel can do but they have muscles that act as batteries to store this energy, humans only have their abs/ass muscles. The only thing chi/bio magnetism that is well acknowledged is water dousing, this should give you a basic understanding of how bio magnetism works. Now why does your chi energy attract ayy lmaos? maybe they are just machines and this was our purpose all along.
>trump bombs iranian ship>suddenly new alien newsNone of it is real. Sure maybe people saw things, but they were probably already debunked by the military which is why they dont care about releasing the information. You'd think if Aliens were real Snowden would have mentioned it, Julian Assange would have found emails about it, etc. If aliens were real America or China would have already captured them instead of just taking blurry pictures and videos. We'd have shot them down instantly and been experimenting on them.
>>534726649I’m not gay, I just want to get home.
>>534726578sus lookin wormhole cuz
>>534726578Lol pooping anus butt
>>534728834Underrated.
>>534726578Their whole technology is built on probing the anus
>>534726911You really think they're going to give us anything actionable or real? When they can just shit out nonsense to distract normies from the fact we're on the verge of economic collapse, but still pissing away billions on operation epstein's fury?
>>534726649>>534726677But who's?
>>534732215I've seen this before, but it seems like bullshit.>Massive atmospheric distortions, suggesting ground based telescope.>Shadow that just gives up being a shadow before the craft is fully inside of the moon anus.>Some weird dual saucer shit that isn't reflected in the shadow's shape>Resolving anything smaller than a mountain range on the moon from any sort of hobbyist class telescope would be impossible, let alone a moon anus that is either very tiny, or is closing unrealistically fast.
>>534733039>Epstein Files must be super fucked upwhy do you think they were heavily redacted?
>>534726649Ayylmao's using goatse to travel inter dimensional.KeK
>>534726706Their obsession with anus and forcefully insertion reached it's final form
