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TZD
It's really going to be russia's last parade, isn't it?
Total zigger discombobulation
>>534744914As Russia it will, I hope next year there are around 85 new parades, one in the country of Moscovia, one in the country of Tula, one in the country of Chechenya etc etc etc.
>>534744890TZD
>>534744914probably.Just saw this picture in "Der Spiegel". The security perimeter was so large that normal russians had no chance at all to witnessing any part of the parade first hand.In 2016 we were in Moscow and stood on the other side of the river (in front of the yellow building in top left corner) among thousands of locals, and had a good view of the planes.
tezede
>>534745116malaya tokmachkabros....
>>534745116Holy shit, they are cutting off hulyaipole from the north?
Here's a fun thing: Russians flags can't even admit the parade wasn't great. Peak pathetic.Anyway, gonna hit the gym. TZD
>>534745208>malaya tokmachkaHolds.
>>534745116iWhen Ukies manage to advance to Piatykhatky or Kopani it will be over, there are no defenses beyond that.
>>534745216they're probably high from the fumes of whatever they used to polish those nork AKs.
>>534745240They only need to get the main road under fire control and they've lost that whole corner.
never tried it before but shitposting in chug is pretty fun, got almost as much of a high as the seethe on 2ch last night
Only thing that this parade proved is that pypa needs another botox injection
its zover
>>534745339I was posting the seethe from 2ch in /chug/ yesterday. It was a fun time.
>>534745345>allowing someone with a needle to get next to pypawhoa whoa whoa!
>>534745337Yeah but they still need to paint the map to convince the orange nigger that russia is losing.
Make and post your best parade memes.Winner will have their creation unconsensually uploaded to reddit by third-party updoot farmers
>>534745410syringe, brain fart
>>534745430whos the guy on the right?
>>534745339Get that hug, brother. Last thread was fun.
>>534745422It's beyond obvious at this point. Pretty soon these limited offensives are going to pick up steam. They haven't been concentrating on russian artillery decimation for nothing. I think this summer we will see real tempo.
>>534744890When will the pigkraine stop losing?
>>534745508My wish for a birthday present for November 2026 just might come true.
>>534745339>risking getting AIDS for a few laughs based retard
>>534745592kek
>>534745592
footage of Ukrainian drone operating next to Bryansk >>534745592lel
>>534744982fuck off back to /chug/ pedo zigger
>>534745404lmao I'll check it out in the archive later>>534745482it's hilarious how I use the shitskin word twice and they all feel called out. I'm not even racist but damn its funny>>534745586sometimes you just gotta yolo it neighbour
>>534745508I hope so bro, I miss tempo so much
>>534745339i have too low of a tolerance for cognitive dissonance and displays of shitskin iq
>>534745780it got poofed out of existence
>>534745592he can ask trump to ask zelensky
I wanted to see some fireworks. Why did Zelenski and Ukraine cuck out? /chug/ is laughing at us.
parade status?
>>534745592It's happening
New mediazona:217,808K confirmed names352K probate estimate2024 and 2025 names are still coming in in mass, not even talking about 2026 names + censorship. We are nearing if not passed 500k dead.
>>534746044>in massEn masseNo offence, just helping.
>>534746040oops, forgot to remove one sentence from the previous one kek.Here is a better version.
>>534746044ive been compiling all the pictures of monuments to dead soldiers in russian towns over the last couple of years and feeding the data to chatgpt to estimate a countrywide KIA estimate based off of ratio of KIA per capita in those towns
>>534746153Translation?
>mad Marx warfare(I stole the joke)
>>534746044not bad
Hulyiaipole status, trannies?
>>534746215your daily reminder snownigger
>>534744544The question is - how do we get out of this shithole?Because don't get me wrong, miggers and their corporate gods are contemptible subhumans but the same thing is even more crucially true - staying with the horrible example of America - any force that could stand against that like the democrats.You do have "the republicans" (insofar as their degree of demagoguery and the human-unworthy little flairs and flourishes they add don't contradict their capital gods) where the migger and the rino aren't different in any meaningful way (see: lindsay graham etec.)You do not have "the democrats" because there too of course you have a pack of servile rats obendient to capital (e.g. chuck schumer, fetterman-like turncoats, hakim jeffries) and they are in friction and trying to suppress the actual progressives like e.g. mamdani or perhaps graham platner if we are to be lucky. These corporate democrats don't nearly get enough attention and don't get nearly enough hate.We have the same dynamic here in Germany where you've got SPD basically being what the corporate democrats are in the US while LINKE are progressives with CDU/AfD being republicans/trumpists(fuck the vatniggers in LINKE though, they can go to hell - put gregor gysi on a hot pike and over a fire)Honestly I am blanking on how we get away from this drainhole we are circling civilizationally because these oligarch subhumans unfortunately have a very wide-reaching grasp on power.
>>534744982fuck off, pedophile subhuman
/ugh/ keeps calling for TZD but it looks like THD is coming instead. Reminder that Ukraine is the strongest country in Europe and after they are gone, it's over for europoors.
>>534746465Currently being cut off from the north east. You might want to check your map.
>>534746576EU is 450 million they can annihilate russia in a month
>>534746576
>>534746614Can we come too?
>>534746153>>534746040>>534746215>Translation?>DECREE OF THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE No. 375/2026>About the Internet in the Russian Federation>Taking into account numerous appeals from Russian citizens, for humanitarian purposes, objective control, and the free flow of information, I decree:>1. Allow the opening of Internet connections in the Russian Federation from May 9, 2026.>2. This Decree shall enter into force on the date of its signing.>President of Ukraine V. ZELENSKYI>May 9, 2026
>>534746614Yea that's why they're fighting russia right now oh wait.
>>534746518I have a question. Are you mentally ill? You have been posting the same post everyday for 5 months now.
as of today the f*desz government is officialy ded (2010-2026)wish us luck /uhg/ frens and press S to shit on its grave>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>534747042Good luck. Try to be normal for a generation or two. It's hard work, but it usually pays off in the end.
>>534747042i hope magyar doesn't just replace orban's system with his own and genuinely wants to make hungary a more free western country instead of a satellite to russia controlled by local oligarchs
When is the parade?
>>534747160>wasIt ended like 3 hours ago or whatever.
>>534747042powodzenia barát>S
>>534747042SSSSSSSSSSSand fuck all the morons here that supported him for the most retarded and contrived welath-insulated reasons possible while pretending they have it bad (not that things aren't bad - but it's gonna get so much worse if "people" like orban come to power more broadly)I wish you guys luck in hopefully putting him in jail for at least 5 years similar to the justice that was belatedly achieved against sarkozy and save for a rusnigger chipout against a civilian airliner likely never will be achieved against schröder (CDU)Because only when these elites face prison time for their abuses can the societal atrocities and injustices they spur on and generate be rolled back without generation-defining amounts of violence and blood
Zelensky is such a nice boy for letting grandpa have his little parade
>>534747158He's gonna replace it with his own, it just won't be gulaghomo aligned.
>>534747322That body double looks really haggard.
>>534747112This whole notion of "normal" has long lost any credibility given the systems of oligarchy and declining strategic and state capacity we have descended into.We don't need "normal", we need an active, aggressive fight against oligarchy or the pidor thiels, the alex karpfs, the jeff bezos, the elon musks, the putins, the trumps, the larry ellisons of this world will run this ship aground and they are content to grind hundreds of thousands of us to death beneath their decrepit and cancerous ambitions.We don't need "normal" - we need a disempowerment of the roughly 3000-5000 ultra wealthy across this globe within our constituent nations or freedom, liberty and goodness among mankind for billions will be and remain ever more unreachable.
>>534746576>ukraine is nothing without europe reeeeeeeee!!!!!>ukraine is the strongest country in europe reeeeeeee!!!!!you rusniggs have no concept of shame
CGI air show on the broadcast.
>>534746576Aren't you forgetting someone?
Is the ceasefire holding? I don't want the slaughter to end bros...
>>534747873Yes. Nobody has attacked the area for which the ceasefire counts.
>>534744982BOOBS!
>>534747924m a s s i v e
>>534747940[x] begged the US president for a ceasefire for his fag parade awardawarded to: shelomov "botox pedo" jewtin
>>534748021>Zelenski asks for ceasefire>Kiev gets bombed>Putin asks for ceasefire>Moscow gets its parade
this is what russians are dying for
>>534745029Fuck you nafo faggots are all the same, is raping children every day not enough for you?
>>534748364
>>534748396have you decided which new nation you wanna be while you can still move freely between them?
>>534748416>>534748364
>>534745780>>534745946for a very short time it drove the fastest this type of truck had ever driven
>>534747966For some reason the original model had tits under the sport-bra so I just had to add the nipples on the texture image. that's why her tits looks so weird. Let's see if this coomer version is accepted by gtainside. Also thoughts about doing a whore nude skin with a good bush? I would use the toned body of cammy white(stree fighter).P.SWhat the heck Marichka's tattoo means?
>>534744914>>534745111how many of them going to be send in ukraine ?
>>534748364>The Heart.
>>534748260>putin asks [american pedo embarrassment president] for ceasefirehow the superpoopers have fallen>>534748416lol, lmao even>>534748497>P.S>What the heck Marichka's tattoo means?I asked a Ukrainian anon the same things months ago and if I remember the joke goes as follows with multiple layers:>the whole "haha lol, it's not a swastika, what are you talking about" bit>the UDAR being a Ukrainian center right libshit party that wanted to make the country less banan-republic (much to jewtins dismay)>there being lots of fights between the more UDAR-esque libshits and early-days actual neonazis (who were a minor faction in the overall Ukrainian desire to be rid of kremlin oppression and corruption) and thus the hakenkreuz/udar split echoing that fight as well>UDAR itself being similar to just saying "UDDER" because of this version of Marichka having MASSIVE FUCKEN ANIME UDDERSthx for listening to my TEDtalk
>>534748720you can't see it clearly (and so can't the spectators) but these are borrowed people from China because every zigger is busy dying on the front lines
>>534748779"Udar" means "punch". Because the party was founded by an ex-boxer.
>>534748861An additional layer... yeah, it does tie in with a latent psycho like marichka if you think about it for a bit lol
>>534748364Being russian is a humiliation ritual.
>>534745468The first President of Ukraine, apparently. On the left in this pic.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Kravchuk
Ukraine has truly become a vile hole with all the western scum which have infiltrated. I'm actually from Donetsk personally and I would love to be able to spent my adulthood there. But the NATO killed my entire family which remained and now I only have distant relatives.
>>534748861Thoughts about this?https://youtu.be/pU_hU1357_MAm I helping with the WAR EFFORT?Thoguths about a full nude skin of Azov-chan?I really would like to hear the feedback of an Ukranian. >>534748779Thanks Hans. Also it was you the same german anon the suggested I change the swastika for the UDAR tatooo?
>>534749147Nice claim pajeet, but what do you think about https://files.catbox.moe/liaqi8.mkv though?
>>534749183>Thanks Hans. Also it was you the same german anon the suggested I change the swastika for the UDAR tatooo?Yeah, I suspected that this was the reason they barred your skin from gtainside It has become a small iboard indeedI hope the alteration results in success for you
>>534747042SBut desu not gonna sugarcoat it Hungary's reputation is in absolute toilet and it's going to take lot of effort to rebuild it
>>534749183For SA, it's a well-made skin. Haven't played the game in like 15 years, so I can't say anything more.
>>534749147>NATO killed my entire familyThis is great news. I'm happy for you. Shame you got away.
Jannies are homosexuals.
>>534749147Too bad NATO didn't get to frag (You).
>>534749189>https://files.catbox.moe/liaqi8.mkv though?I fucking hate graffitioh and, war is hell I guessAlso not jeet, proud Russian. From Donetsk. Our people will destroy this subhuman Euro filth in Ukraine.
>>534749300yeah, let's hope we can do it
>>534746576here's what would happen if ziggers invaded a NATO country:>initial shock and territorial gains because NATO isn't fully prepared for drone warfare>Ukraine immediately seizes the opportunity to train NATO in drone warfare>EU ramps up tech and drone production two orders of magnitude>suddenly the roles are reversed and now the defending party has 4x personnel advantage plus suddenly worse navy and air forces>monke drops banan and calls for mass mobilisation>...which turns into mogilisation as NATO steamrolls over whatever gains ziggers had>the entirety of Ukraine gets liberated as a bonus>Russia ceases to exist somewhere between those events
situation around mala tokmachka (no irony)
>>534749464>worse*better
>>534749479>mala tokmachkaCan someone provide me some qrd about this topics ? it's not the first time i've seen mala tokmachka but i'm too lasy to find whatever happen here by myself
>>534749479>we did it vanya, we moved the barbed wire off the path!
I don’t believe in an upcoming Russian attack on a NATO country. As it stands, Russia couldn’t win a conventional war against western forces, and they know it.
>>534745780wtf it just disappeared
>>534746576Absolutely love how Ukraine went from "xaxaxa it's Little Russia we're talking about, in a hot war we'll just roll over it in two weeks" to INVINCIBLE MEGACASTLE UKRAINE strongest country in Europe over five years of constant bombardments.Reality check nigger, you are getting curbstomped by towelheads with AK in Mali lmaoBut by all means, come to NATO, we're waiting :)
Can someone give me a tldr on the parade?Is it unironically true they didn't have any tanks or armored vehicles this time?
