BREAKING: Iran is moving to place all seven undersea internet cables running through the Strait of Hormuz under full Iranian control, requiring foreign operators to obtain permits, pay transit fees, and comply with Iranian law, according to Fars.The cables are said to handle a major share of global data traffic linking Europe, the Gulf, and Asia, with Iran proposing exclusive control over their management and maintenance through domestic companies.The IRGC has previously warned it could target submarine cable infrastructure in the region, which Gulf states heavily rely on for internet, banking, and cloud services.
You lost, iranny
>>534762140is that technically difficult to do?
>>534762140Why is there a dimensional rift under the Strait?
>>534762214No... it very easy to do....just pulling anchor at bottom of sea is enough.
>>534762140DO IT. DO IT NOW.
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iran can do w/e the fuck it wantsthe US has already made it clear they won't retaliate lol
>>534762140A de-jeetified internet. Fucking imagine. How much simp fueled shit would disappear overnight? How many bots would disappear? And why not, why shouldn't they? Why shouldn't we, more to the point? I don't want jeets in my country. I don't want them on my internet either. They shit up the streets. They shit up the virtual streets. It could be glorious. Cut those mother fucking cables.
>>534762285It's where Jews first emerged.
>>534762140just use starlink idiots lol
>>534762140So they cut those cables and all the internet traffic gets rerouted through different cables, how terrifying
>>534762140>hate women>hate jews>flush the poo off the internet you trying to make me defend sandniggers? because theyre starting to sound kind of based
Onlyfans will go bankrupt overnight
>>534762140>Don't bomb me or I'll remove India from the internetBetter get started on making those ayatollah cardboard cut outs then
>>534762731the gulf would go bankrupt, it's built on oil and money laundering so all of that would go up in smoke.
Sweet, we can go back to 2013 internet where the worst we had to deal with was brazilians
Thank god, I'm on the indian end of that line
The USA will not pay reparations for the terror attacks so everyone will have to pay for the damages in the form of the tolls for the use of the strait with ships and with data.
>>534762214Cables are 100% doomed. Iran will cut them if Modi doesn’t stop sucking Bibi’s cock. Mossad will cut them if he does.
>>534762140Threaten jeet internet and they might use their nukes on the reeee-ranians.
>>534762140>Jeets wiped off the internetplease do it.
>iran cut jamboy's cables>no kike or migger shill is seen afterwards
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>>534762140Why not cut the Chuddy African Internet Cables!?
>>534762140PLEASEI'M BEGGING
Is this part of the next peace proposal?
>>534762140absolutely based and doing the world a favor
>>534762202And yet here you are kvetching like the like you are.
Persia would actually become the saviour of the world
>>534762202jamboy means victory
>>534762140OH NO AHHH IRAN PLEASE DON'T DO THIS WE WILL LOSE OUR INDIAN GENIUSES THIS WOULD BE A MAJOR BLOW TO AMERIKKKA
>>534763007'shita will pay with her hairy unwashed asshole and gaping smegma caked pussy
>>534762214It's difficult to splice them.We pay guys over $1,000/hr for undersea fiber line splicing.(They have to microfuse them with special equipment, while onboard a ship. It's a very niche labor role.)
>>534762285That's where the Garden of Eden is.
>>534762140They're not looking to make the world a better place. US blockade should cut them and blame Iran
>>534762140Quads and jamboys lose their internet
>>534762140>dump oil into the straight>light it on fire>cut the cablesdo it
>laying the groundwork for the next false flag and who to blameall so tiresome
Kek Willing!
>>534762140DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO ITFUCKING FAGGOTS DO IT ALREADY it will be the best thing to come out of this war. Cut India off from the world, let every tech support line be silenced, end the scammers, crash pornhub and onlyfans. India is a blight on this world, just like their twin Pakistan. I want them gone forever
>>534762202you won, Team Epstein
>>534762140Cut them cables and fuck them jeets.
>>534762140I think the Elites will keep the Iran war going to starve the jeets muslims and africans with fertilizer. Hopefully, I am right. It would be good for the world to lose that many useless eater shitskins.
>>534762285The concentration ofIndians using the internet pulled a bunch of chaos entities from the warp. You can see the same thing over onlyfans servers.
>>534767006Didn't think I'd live to see the creation of Nurgle.
>>534762140oh no... all these maga accounts on X will go offline, how horrible!
>>534762140>cutting off IndiaFucking BASED shiaBVLLS holy shit I love 'em so much
Wow. I am now rooting for Iran.Redeem those cables now! Inshallah!
man, as if the world didn't already have enough reason to hate israel and their burger golems
>>534762140the world is healing
>>534762140Please do.
>>534762140DO NOT REDEEM THE CABLE SAAAAAAAARS
>>534764343Why would African cables pass through to Hormuz? The Houthis can probably cut those though if they want to.
