NEET autist anons, are you going to sign up for the Palantir autist training program?
Let us harness your autism to create the glorious technofascist future
>>534773046>hiring >meLol, lmao even.
>>534773170im not an autist just a retard, will that work?
woah
>>534773046>Zoomers on /pol/ be like: I have social anxiety and am legally retarded but these terms don't sound cool so I am going to shit up the actual autists circle by claiming I am one of them insteadI hate all of you so much it's unreal
I'd probably apply if I wasn't in Canada. Though I'm not sure if they'd hire me. I'm a self taught vidya developer who taught himself 3d modeling, but I kind of cheated since I didn't want to take the time to learn coding so I taught myself visual scripting instead since that was way easier and faster to learn. Probably not autistic enough for them.
heres something valuable ive been keeping for myself - 500 year old multigenerational house.
>>534773078This is a surefire way to get shot in the back of the head two times once you finish the project.
>>534773414You can still apply Anon.
>>534773046c-can i join? nigger?
>>534773046>>534773078Things will never change until the intelligence agencies, underground military-industrial-complex lairs and defense contractor facilities are stormed and the glowniggers and parasites who work there are executed and the data they collect is leaked to the public so that the rest of these government assets, zogbots, mercenaries, glorified jannies and authority figures can be hunted down and exterminated.
hehe. cant. wont.
What they're looking for is savants that ate already knowledgeable. Being neurodivergent alone isn't enough.
>>534773078what is the pay, besides money?
>>534773046that means MIT graduates only
>>534773078You know, I've often wondered why more shadowy organizations do not hire autistic people for their psyops, since autists are generally immune to normal propaganda and advertisement campaigns, and all it takes is one unusually charismatic / influential autist to completely expose your psyop. With more and more people becoming autistic, you have to autist-proof your psyops.
>>534774707>The estimated salary range for this position is estimated to be $110,000 - $200,000/year. Total compensation for this position may also include Restricted Stock units, sign-on bonus and other potential future incentives. Further note that total compensation for this position will be determined by each individual’s relevant qualifications, work experience, skills, and other factors. This estimate excludes the value of any potential sign-on bonus; the value of any benefits offered; and the potential future value of any long-term incentives.Employees (and their eligible dependents) can enroll in medical, dental, and vision insurance as well as voluntary life insurance• Employees are automatically covered by Palantir’s basic life, AD&D and disability insurance• Commuter benefits• Take what you need paid time off, not accrual based• 2 weeks paid time off built into the end of each year (subject to team and business needs)• 10 paid holidays throughout the calendar year• Supportive leave of absence program including time off for military service and medical events• Paid leave for new parents and subsidized back-up care for all parents• Fertility and family building benefits including but not limited to adoption, surrogacy, and preservation• Stipend to help with expenses that come with a new child• Employees can enroll in Palantir’s 401k plan
>>534773506>once you finish the project.if I were to guess this is to extract the skills, like model the thinking of spergs. they get to keep and use the model forever, you become useless once that's done. don't think they'll suicide you, unless you sperg out in some waymodeling useful brains is the hottest commodity these days, people don't yet understand it. the reason is ability to replace EVERYONE
Should I apply? 34/male/autistic here.
I wish Alex well though. I'm sure he will find his team. He probably plays Everquest
>>534775009ah so it's a US citizen thing only I suppose. also pretty cheap on the face of it. but I guess pro-spergs can negociate way higher places if they perform
Simply give the reverance the SI (he) deserves - like a Solar of the God Oghma from Dungeons and Dragons :)
>>534773078This is fishy as fuck, I feel like they want people to experiment on.
>>534773078Kek. In reality they can't function without massive support and gibs. I hate this neurodivergent bullshit.
Hey Karp i can control leagues of autists, i require you find a cure for my lymphatic disease, and 500k upfront.Im so neurodivergent i learned psychic powers.
>>534775011>modeling useful brains is the hottest commodity these days, people don't yet understand it. the reason is ability to replace EVERYONEhttps://www.techspot.com/news/112143-meta-record-employee-screens-clicks-keystrokes-train-ai.html
>>534773046that's probably an euthanasia program
>>534775023People should apply for the lulzGo into the interview screeching every third word in a sentence or something silly like that
>>534773046They could just go round up the homeless around DC and make their quota. Seems like bullshit for more bullshitters.
>>534775404the problem I have is I'm a 6'4 autist with this burning desire to throw pencil necked geeks out of skyscraper windows.I just don't think it's gonna work out.
>>534773046> Trump is forcing companies to pick up White NEET racists a better form of UBI for a handful Timmies kek
>>534773046The interview plays out like picrel.Every.Single.Time.
>>534773046>hiring autists to circumvent moral barriers present in neurotypicalshow clever. autists will doom us all.
>>534774766Correct. They rarely pick out side of their own tribe.(jews) and rich obedient goyim
>>534775330I hope so.
>>534773046>washington dcgonna need 20k to relocate hoss.
>>534775775and so they should. normies are fucking cancer and shit up everything they touch.
>>534773046>step one: sign up>step two: get hired>step three: share red pills and reveal your power level
>>534775968you exist only because of the normie's humanity. never forget that.
>>534776103and you enjoy today's tech advances due to sperg's genius. never forget that. without it you'd still be in caves
>>534773046my friend actually did this and got hired. they make you move to NYC though, so you have to accept that condition. you'll be paying extreme home/rent prices where you'll need to live.
I didn't know he was a Stanford Graduate.Of Law. That's interesting.
>>534776212sperg contributions are invisible, since they are entirely self-serving, and often closed in themselves. the drivers of progress have always been charismatic and well-adjusted Men.
>>534776575*of some progress. if you're willing to deny the amazing and superior work of spergs because you do not personally like how they fondle your ballsack then you can fuck right off lol. someone else will take it without asking for nonsense.this is what drove the latest hardcore tech developments, actually. not giving a fuck anymore about all that nonsense. enjoy getting left behind because they should stroke your ego more when serving you with amazing discoveries. lol
>>534775011They already can do that remotely through wifi and without consent from the person's brain. Don't need to apply to a jew run palitir job with a poo ceo.
>>534773046The economy can NOT be real. It's so obvious at this point.
>>534776575Wrong
>>534773046No, they don't accept antisemites
>>534777547lmao it's not about ego you retard, it's about reciprocity, a builder can't build if there's no adequate foundation. technology is meant to serve humanity, it's not the first time there's been an attempted hijacking of its noble goal and it won't be the last. in the very end humanity wins, and psychos with their sperg armies lose.
>>534775134>ah so it's a US citizen thing only I supposeLook at this goombah, assuming that Palantir doesn't hand these jobs to Jeets like every other Jewish scam
>>534773078Someone watched the Accountant 2 too many times.
Fuck it. Why not
Smells like a honeypot to me.
>>534777937Dude. It runs on blackmail. That's literally it.
>>534776103We exist despite them actually.
>>534776575More like those charismatic parasites steal the work of the autists.
Im gonna need them to do all the work in finding me and some serious cheddar before I consider loaning out a single idea more than this next one im putting in green text below>blow job machine that uses image generation to show a prompt generated video on a app attached smart device that can easily clip to said blow job machine it also has two way wireless charging
>>534773046Honestly 4chan users are probably overwhelming in this category because they just sit around and back seat drive everyone while they live their life, have a home, raise a family, own a dog, have a life.
Denver 2003
>>534773046No
>>534779054this isn't neurodivergence but turbo neurodegeneracy
