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Just filtered everyone below me.
>>534777374not sure if piercing , or herpes
getting a haircut tomorrow morningsame one i always get
HMS Dragon is kino as fuck and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>534777374herpes and poxxed lmao
>>534777487Bad way of playing with a kitty.
>>534777529>deano tattoobet you have grey carpets too
>>534777606not my hand lad
>>534777374She's ai u retar=d
>>534777487Stupid dumb fucking AI shitGET IT OFF MY SCREEN
>>534777606Why? Looks like the little lad is having fun.
>>534777656>She's aiYeahAsking forInsemination
>>534777609>he doesn't know why grey paint is usedthe apple has fallen far from the tree
why are you stupid
>>534777656>>534777689Settle down quare starmer the rentboy pumper
>>534777689hes a good ladnot ai
>>534777768they dont have a loicense for other coloure
>>534777768Cheapest paint from B&Q innit
>>534777829pretty sure any fit lass could batter the absolute shite out of quare stoma
>>534777768>is easily impressed by a simple cheap ship that can't make it out of dock in time for a war because it has a stupid dragon tattoo. might as well have given it a katana too. >makes it about paint for some reason ok daffid boyo.
>>534773364>1) reform vs restoreBoth shit>2) PR: good or bad? Labour might ram it in to avoid everythingGood, because it would make this country more democratic
>>534777902Pretty sure an orthodox kike with brittle bone disease could knock him out in one lunch.
>>534777374>Completely mid
>>534777768Gotta hide the golden river somehow.
>>534777942>Good, because it would make this country more democraticGod awful answer, as A) it simply assumes democracy as an axiomatic good, rather than attempting to argue for why that is the case, and B) even within that framework, doesn't attempt to argue for why PR is more democratic than FPTP (what's the metric for how democratic a thing is?)
>>534777994you ever painted a boat before?
Keir’s glasses contain an ear piece and mind control, he only put on the glasses when he got blackmailed by Ukrainian rent boys
>>534777902He is in his 60s.
>>534777768Its one of the 50 shades of gay?
>>534778147Is that a euphemism?
Beer warmer>>534778113nice argument but you are wrong
>>534778187no it is a literal question
>>534778147Oil or watercolour?
>>534778147Granddad's fishing boat. We used white paint instead of grey.
>>534778207>but you are wrongHow so?
>>534778225>watercolourIt's a boat, what other colour os there?
>>534778225saltwatercolour
>>534777609
>>534778247you can read?
Dazzle ftw
Half of you have never even cut a half time orange so don't think you could ever walk a mile in Starmer's shoes.
>>534778314You use oil paint so the boat floats on the surface, obvs
>>534778170and?
>>534778352useless chunk of metal
>>534778340Does the grey make the little gun look bigger?
>>534777942But how do you square it with the fact that people want a local representative, and those are what constitute our government? I’m not going to be happy if my area had a majority/plurality of reform voters, but we get allocated a green MP because they needed to fill up their 10% or whatever and we had something close enough to justify it.
>>534778350Mostly, though I do struggle with some of the more advanced Biff, Chip & Kippers
Can Reform really win? I have been seeing lots of buzz about it lately
>>534778340Kek. Rear Admiral Deano.Dangerous day to be a waterborne threat. Fire off a cheeky torpedo. Bish bash bosh.
>>534778357I thought the rentboys stole his shoes?
>>534778352Your mom has been in razzle.
>>534778418the era of battleships is over, dumbdumb
>>534778352Nice bit of coastline but don't know what the point of this post was
>>534778156I bet starmer looked like joe90 when hes a kid
>>534778352
The name of their sinking crab-bucket is SS Titanic
>>534778360Not very eco-friendly, they'll have Greenpeace on their arse.
>>534778447Yes, but not if Restore don’t stand aside in most seats. If they compete against reform then neither of them will win and labour/green will win.Now comes the fucking avalanche of retards with>huurrr duurrrr I should just vote for a party I don’t want to win then huuuuhhhh?Yeah tactical voting is a thing because tactics are thing in life in general.
'ut a 'pud in the 'ven.
>>534778340KEK
>>534778523He's currently ranting at his wife>WHY DON'T THEY GET IT?!>THERES SO MUCH DELCLINE TO MANAGE?!
>>534778486And I missed it? Shit. What era are we in now?
>>534778352>Jews demanding that we house brown people in premium housing.>can't afford real ships.Well, yeah.
looks like a star destroyer
>>534777829Starmer is a Chinese robot but still great pic>>534778447Yeah it's started to look real, their performance in the by-election was much stronger than anyone anticipated
>>534778709shut the fuck up you robotic cunt
I'm making a commitment.
>>534778709They're still trying to figure it out, what with the whole strait not being opened and all that
>>534778523defo sent that to the media herselfjust want a GE simple as nonces out
>>534778709Begun, the clone/drone wars have
>>534778418Light coloured paint is used to deflect the sun...
>>534778760>Bibby Stockholm deployed to Middle East in preparation for operations in Strait of Hormuz
>>534778898ffs, did Trump send the Space Force to start another war?
>>5347787771 measly gun
>>534778777>The tinfoil hull is so thin you can see the structure beneathA light squall will sink that kitchen canoe.Back in my day any ship that had less than 12inches of steel at the waterline was cringe.
>>534779005He's a big lad
>>534778987That's not really a problem when everything else you've got onboard outranges it by a thousand miles.
>>534778969Fucking hell, wear a black T-shirt on a sunny day.
>>534779077like what then
>>534778787>their performance in the by-election was much stronger than anyone anticipatedI think the real surprise was their Senedd performance, going from nothing to 1/3rd of the seats and denying Plaid a majority that everyone just assumed was naturally theirs Also the relative underperformance of the Greens, still trailing Lib/Lab/Con in terms of seats, despite having a higher voter share than all 3 of them. Fairly reassuring suggestion that their support is spread thinly enough to harm their ability to win seats even with the recent surge in support they've had
>8c outside>cold wind>feels like 3c according to my weather appbit fucking nippy lads, it shouldnt be this cold out
>>53477898748 vls cells
>>534779005yes, again, the era of battleships is over, dumbdumb
>>534778987Yeah, but it's got a big shaved bollock on top and a tattoo so it's hard and nobody will mess
>>534779114gay may this year
>>534779128what now?
>>534779077>he doesn't know there's nothing else on board (that works) and there is barely a crew
>>534778777>can't stop a brown person from coming over from France and raping our womenok...
>>534779114mfw 20C today12C tomorrowjews and their weather machine amirite
Rules for life
>>534779081Is this a jewish trick? If we're at war with the sun it's clearly at the behest of the moon which therefore logically must be filled wth jews
>>534779110Yep I thought the Greens would do much better than they did, thank fuck there are still enough sane people out there not to vote for them
>>534779243Military.>>534779251Filtered for being retarded.
>>534779235you think a missile destroyer is needed to do that?
got the >your generation are so lazy and uneducated, that's why you can't afford houses lecture from my elderly mother today, lads. Anyone got any recommendations for a 1/5 star care home? Preferably one staffed entirely by BAMEs...
>>534779243>Women sitting comfortably inside the yellow circle
Man I don’t want to go bed. I want to stay up with you guysBut not you >>534778797 arsehole
>>534779175Type46 is an air defence destroyer, 48 vertical launch system cells for missiles. Being upgraded to 72 cells.
>>534779109We have these flying tube things called "missiles" that go whoosh and explode when they hit a brown person.
>>534779251Sound reasoning.
>>534779358you don't sleep, because you are a robot, remember?
>>534779386are those hatches where they put the 18 year old navy twinks? is that why the nonce keeps putting stuff down the hatch?
>>534779243You’re never right tho
>>534779348>wishing harm on your motherPost address and I'll fuck her whilst strangling you.
>>534779392>"missiles" that go whooshOptimistic
>>534779430Nah that's for the spare gym, the Royal Navy can't afford to kit them out with a full load.
>>534779352It's a bit gay how women love been pentrated so much.
The pure fucking robotic kvetch in this thread at the mere suggestion of pride in our navy
>>534779523>a full loadof seamen
why is starmer so hated?
missiles which might go whoosh sometimes
>>534779624He radiates weakness, and voters hate that
>>534779624He is more retarded and more dishonest than the last five Tory PMs combined.
>>534779331Well we have aircraft carriers too and they aren't stopping it.Seems like it's a well orchestrated plan to destroy Britain...
>>534779243One up is >Don't Be Alive
>>534779603I'll have some pride in the navy when the MOD stops gutting it.>>534779730>carriers pluralI thought we only had one that barely functions.
Do you think Andy Burnham would really be all that different?
>>534779730Managed decline.
>>534779804It's the comms theory of everything
>>534779730yes, it is, one that supersedes the navy, or the amy, or the police, or the politicians, or probably the lefty wankers who live next door
>>534779819I don't think it's managed at all
>>534779791it's a self fulfilling prophesy.Take some pride in what you care about and it will take care of you.
>>534779804Yes. You're all getting the Bee Network whether you like it or not.
>>534779624Because he hates the British people and is replacing us with foreigners.Within his first few months of ruling he signalled this loudly by publicly siding against white people who were outraged at the brutal slaughter of children by migrants, and aligned himself with those brutal child killers. He told on himself almost immediately.
>>534779733>Can't be killed if you're never alive- Sun Tzu
>>534779418Alright don’t rub it in.
>>534779895Just the way he talks is enough to hate him
Might make a pudding in the instant pot tomorrow.
>>534779804He's a proper northern lad, what talks proper northern common sense, not like them soft southerners
>>534779624
Why do Irish traveller girls have ridiculously fake and massive black eyebrows?
>>534779990There are other people with irritating voices who I can tolerate. It’s his pure hatred for my nation that makes him an enemy.
>>534780088Biirds of paradise syndrome.
>>534780088They never let go of chav chic.
>>534779917haha yeah top bantz
>>534780208Fuck off pube.
>>534779624Arrogant egotistical cowardly corrupt hypocritical Fabian lefty socialist twat who talks like a robot, doesn't have a shred of human soul, and thinks he's smarter than the entire countryAlso compulsive liar and looks like Mrs Doubtfire
alri la
When cutting veg, do you use the tip of the knife or middle?
will the pedo elite allow UK to send migrants home? Will they allow UK white people to be free?
>>534780565Yes.
>>534778113Democracy is probably better than dictatorship>why PR is more democratic than FPTPConsider the fact that under FPTP in 2024, Labour got only about 34% of the vote, but this gave them over 60% of the seats. That's not representative. Another example was 2015 when UKIP got something like 15% of the vote but less than 1% of the seats.>>534778432I'm sure there would be a way to make parliament more representative while also having local representatives. I think other countries do that.
>>534780565just the tip
>>534780286>namecunt drama protocol
>>534780603Elaborate. >>534780664Even swede?
saw a video on tiktok before from some british (white) economist living in switzerland and he reckons reform can't into maths and they're effectively gonna cause a massive crash if they're not outed almost as soon as getting in just like truss and kwasi were. because apparently their policies regarding cuts and what not are extremely similar to truss' mini-budged, just amplified a thousand fold and are projected by economists to cause massive issues for everyone in the uk except people betting internationally. so your mortgage rates are gonna skyrocket, your interest is gonna sky rocket, your rents are gonna sky rocket again and the only people who'll win economically from their fiscal policies are international financial interests>but muh boat peoplehehe
>>534780731I use a pack of 3 cheap disposable paring knives because I'm not a bellend that sees kitchen hardware as a substitute for a personality
https://xcancel.com/AbubakerAbedW/status/2053087203484479940#m>Hezbollah continues hunting down Israeli troops with its simple FPV drones. >Although the soldiers run away from them, the drones precisely hit them. >Just remembered when they were having fun sniping and hunting terrified, emaciated Gaza’s children. kino
farage Badenoch colation when?
>>534780731>ElaborateNo.
here it is:https://www.tiktok.com/@henryfudgeofficial/video/7632307755855957270here's the caption:"Nigel Farage hasn’t done his maths.This is a big one, in detail, so save it and watch it later I dive all the way through it and what will happen.The IFS — Institute for Fiscal Studies — has analysed Reform UK’s 2024 manifesto. Their verdict: the arithmetic doesn’t add up by tens of billions of pounds a year. Reform’s tax cuts are larger than Kwarteng’s 2022 mini-budget. Their funding claims are weaker.We know what Kwarteng’s mini-budget did. Gilt yields spiked. Mortgage rates went from 4.5% to 6%+. Pension funds nearly collapsed. Truss was gone in 49 days.If Reform win and try this, the bond market response is almost certainly worse. Your mortgage goes up. Your rent follows. The pound weakens. Food prices rise.Here’s the full mechanism — gilt yields, SONIA rates, capital flight, the domino chain. And why, mechanically, a Reform government cannot deliver the Reform manifesto.I invite the IFS, the Bank of England, the OBR and any macro hedge fund to walk through the reform manifesto. They will agree with me. The only person Nigel farage will benefit will be international investors betting against our currency and our banks.Send this to your friend who paints roundabouts and can’t do maths."
>>534780817A mate of mine uses a sharpened butter knife. Ivory handle too. >>534780888Boo.
>>534780870
>>534780785>tiktok>economist
>>534780951AI
>>534780972they're beautiful
>>534780908That's a 12 year old called Henry Fudgepacker, clearly a rogue rentboy
>>534780626>Democracy is probably better than dictatorshipThis is, obviously, not a simple binary given the variety of degrees to which each can exist, and the ways the two can coexist in any remotely complex political system. Nor would the preferability of democracy over one specific alternative mean that 'more' democracy is necessarily better>Consider the fact that under FPTP in 2024, Labour got only about 34% of the vote, but this gave them over 60% of the seats. That's not representativeIt's representative of the aggregate mood of different constituencies, with their distinct demographics and often competing political interests. An electoral system which instead allocated seats on a purely 'popular vote' basis would necessarily subordinate the political interests of any regions which are more sparsely populated. It would end up with a legislature which represents the interests of dense urban areas, at the expense of all others
>>534781031he's literally a nonce loljust filter him.
>>534780565Depends on cutting objective. Dicing, mincing, tourné, brunoise, chiffonade, paysanne? You utilise different blades and different areas of the blade for different cuts.>t. sous chef in michelin starred restaurant
>>534781031redpill me on why 90's pen is the trash man and not the TRAYSH MAN
>>534780972Weirdest Batman reboot they've ever done
>>534780760Tissington Trail?
>>534780870will farage start a race war?
I see all the low IQ mongs are in tonight
I'll be honest, the girl from Slowdive in her prime WOULD get it from me. FUCK
>>534781181what slopshop is this from?and no
>>534781157Westcountry
>>534780785Don't care. I'm all in bitcoin. GBP can do one.
>>534781054>An electoral system which instead allocated seats on a purely 'popular vote' basis would necessarily subordinate the political interests of any regions which are more sparsely populated. It would end up with a legislature which represents the interests of dense urban areas, at the expense of all othersSo you think the votes of rural people should have more weight than the votes of urban people. Why? Maybe it should be one person, one vote.
>>534781120I just use a santoku knife I bought from TK Max 12 years ago
>>534781181Half of his party is brown.
>>534781181no.people realizing that refrom wont reform anything will start a "race war">>53478118180's school dinners. yuck
>>534780939>a sharpened butter knifeUnironically the best blade if you know how to use it.
>>534780972it's like in that film where an innocent house fly gets its DNA spliced with a jew with obviously horiffic consequences
>>534780908What are the current 30-year gilt yields?
>tfw no secret alien catgirl
corrjust met me local Councillor Labour lass, said she gonna sort me out properget me own place fast tracked n make sure me bins are being takeneven gave me a voucher for 3.50 off me next shop. blessed lassshe doesn't know i voted Green. KEK
>>534781337based nature enjoyerwas out in the sunshine today toocycled to some spot the BAMEs in Cambridgeshire haven't found yet
>>534781330Sheffield steel has been outsourced to India under the Tories
>>534781428Nice pictures lad, May is a wonderful month to enjoy the outdoors
there were a swan n all pub lad called him oscar 6 years old
>>534781279>the votes of rural people should have more weightThat would be a weighted proportional system. Votes under the current system aren't 'weighted', since they're not all going into the same pool. Your vote never goes further than your own constituency. All constituencies are held as equal in the Commons, that's the difference>Maybe it should be one person, one voteIt is one person, one vote. The difference between PR and the existing system is what that vote is actually meant to decide
>>534781569Hypothetically, if I picked that up and flipped him belly up, would he take one of my eyes out, or helplessly flap his feet like my duck?
>>534781464>>534781522>>534781569Best time of the year
>two different IDs posting similar pictures.
>>534781569Not eating swans is antisemitic. Brown people could be eating them.
>>534777374>she's real ladsshe's not
>>534781652he scared the shit out of most of the people having a pint on their picnic tables. he was eating burger buns kek. but the barman came up chucked him a few slices of bread and gave him a good old shove back into the river. He came back 5 mins later too. Big fucker but harmless
>>534781702>Brown people could be eating them
>>534781276based>>534781385fuck knows
>>534781283>santoku knifeYeah, they're decent all-round knives, especially if you get a good one with a solid or forged handle. Japs know how to make a blade. You can do almost everything with them. I have a couple I use for practically everything at home. You can't do all the fancy stuff with them but they get the job done quick and easy.I'd recommend getting a decent filleting knife and cleaver if you prepare your own meat at home.
>>534781735
>>534781843I have a kitchen axe.
>>534779624He doesn't know, no-one told him.
>>534781677yeah nice being out now i'm so happy i moved out of the city 10 years agoi'd never go back
>>534781569Did it hiss at you?
>>534781268Gorgeous. Bluebell walks this time of year are great.I took this In Alton, near Alton Towers a few years ago.
>>534781946parrots are basednah he didn't hissmade this weird noise a bit like a duck i never heard before from a swanlike >uuueeergh hard to write it out i guessbro just wanted some eats
>>534781392Are you sure? After all, if she's secret then how wouild you know?
>>534781181>TattoosNah, you're alright luv
>>534781979I've got some whitebells and bluebells growing outside my front door
>>534781573You said you didn't like the idea of a popular vote deciding things because urban areas would have lots of power. Well if they do then they do. The alternative is to give rural votes more weight (which is effectively what happens in the US due to the design of the electoral college) but I'm not sure if that's the right thing to do.>The difference between PR and the existing system is what that vote is actually meant to decideI think PR makes sense to be honest. If 30% of the country votes for a party, then give that party 30% of the seats in parliament. Instead of giving them 60% of the seats from 30% of the vote. Or 1% of the seats from 15% of the vote.
>>534781946https://files.catbox.moe/2fnge4.mp4
>>534782008Doesn't sound too bad then. I've had one hiss at me for the crime of walking past it
>>534778987Fires 25 rounds a minute.
where were you when you first got krillpilled?
>>534777727
Too many recipes have a corn starch thickener and it makes me pertubed.
>>534782186he's a good lad
>>534782008My male duck sounds like he's deathrattling all the time. Females are the real noisemakers.
>>534781946>those sneaky stepsLittle dickhead.
>>534782244you have your own ducks? did you steal it from the park? our park is full of rabbits, i hear you can charge £50 a rabbit. business idea. just gotta figure out how to snare one of the fuckers first
>>534781491Many such cases. Sad!>>534781569Based swanbro>>534781780>fuck knowsYields are at 5.5% now under Labour. They've gone up slowly and spiked in the last month or so. Under Truss they went to 5%, there was massive outrage and they got rid of her. The rates are literally worse now and projected to get much worse. Insulate yourself, don't hold GBP, hold another currency. USD if you have to, gold ETF's to maintain buying power, BTC if you want to outperform inflation (you get safe harbour from our inflation + international inflation). Good luck fren.
>>534781979Lovely. It's a shame we don't have vast swathes of ancient oak and beech forests anymore. Whole country was like it a long time ago.
Eurovision is coming up, who's gambling what lads?Putting £800 on Serbia to qualify at a measly 29% return.
>>534781894Wise move. Nothing can stand in your way. Swede, beef carcass, frying pan, other cutting implements, the wife, TV Licencing. Chop that fucker to pieces and put it in the oven.
>>534782360>meme replyFiltered.
>>534782356No, they were hatched here. Never get ducks. They destroy everything.
>>534782360yeah and he's saying its going to get much worse rapidly as per reform policy because they can't into math and they're basically trussonomics 2.0 x10000 kekI'll be sound me, always am
>>534782552they are surprisingly noisy as well
>>534782552>They destroy everything.Sounds like you're not raising them right. It's the owner, not the breed.
>>534782552good to know. kiddo wants to raise qualis. not massively keen on the idea to be totally honest
>>534782472RETVRN TO WVDVTear down the deano estates, fertilise the land with mulched forrins, plant trees as far as the eye can see.
>>534782647By "everything" I meant the grass and my ankles.
>>534782139>because urban areas would have lots of powerThe problem is with the corollary to that; that rural (or even just less densely populated urban areas) are subjected to the wants and whims of the most heavily densely populated areas. For example, in a truly proportional Westminster, Greater London alone would have a say greater than all of Wales and Scotland combined. I do not believe that the majority of GL's residents even really understand the political concerns of Wales and Scotland, less still that they would factor those concerns into their own voting decisions. I think instead the inevitable tendency would just be to maximise resource allocation to the densest population zones, and neglect less densely populated zones.>The alternative is to give rural votes more weightAgain, we already have a system which instead works by effectively representing a land division, and each division carries equal power in the Commons. And those divisions are largely agnostic to population density. Carrying on with the prior example; Scotland and Wales between them have 89 Westminster constituencies at present, Vs GL's 75. If there were a mass exodus from London tomorrow, that proportion wouldn't change. GL wouldn't get more seats to compensate for reduced population size>If 30% of the country votes for a party, then give that party 30% of the seats in parliament.Which means that parties only have to consider, and appeal to, the concerns of the densest population zones if they want to keep their seats
>>534782727Did you know that the forestry service sprays roundup on forested areas just because it makes it easier to clear cut it in about 12 years time or whatever. Every aspect of pax judaica is evil
>>534782598Females could give a foghorn a run for its money.
>>534782186>fails mirror test with ease
>>534781120I had a pot noodle for tea today it was nice
Faragenoch or Badenage?
>>534782567Yeah he's right, it's going to get much worse regardless of who's in. It already is.Even if Restore does a Milei and takes a chainsaw to the state the economy, and by extension the Pound, is going to tank in comparison. It's just a matter of degree, how bad will it be? Get out of the GBP while you can, just buy something that's denomitated in anything but GBP. If, _if_, everything turns out ok you can still convert it back, if SHTF then you've insulated yourself from the currency collapse.
>>534782931>t. 6 star dunlop chef
