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>no politics or racism in heaven
Or am I mistaken?
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Correct, no chuds in heaven
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>>534779111
No niggers or kikes in heaven so therefore it's literally heaven.
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>>534779111
>thinking God's story has an ending
Oh no no no
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>>534779111
You are mistaken in believing there is a heaven
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>>534779111
Is there private property in heaven? An economy? Scarcity?
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>>534779111
Yes, there'll be no more conflict, lions will get along with lambs and gentiles will get along with jews
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>>534779111
Correct, Heaven works by diner table rules.
No politics, no money talks, no religion.
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You get lobotomized retard.
Everything you knew is wiped clean. That way you won't do something stupid like call Jesus a kike at dinner.
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>>534779111
Capitalism does not exist in heaven. We work to protect God's garden and support our neighbors.
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>>534779111
None for humans at least. Once there we are with God and Christ Jesus and the only real politics if you could call it that is between them, the angels, and the demons.
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>>534779111
No sex.
No sports.
No property.
No video games.
No Internet.
No guns.
Heaven kinda sucks.
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>>534784085
We get to play with cute doggos and lambs in heaven.
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>>534779111
how do i make sure i dont enter this shit for sure, just denounce talmud and torah?
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>>534779111
no free will either. you become a jew worshipping zombie
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>>534779111
>no politics or racism in heaven
can i atleast jerk off in heaven
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>>534784565
there are no dogs in heaven. wrong.
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Yeah, I'd like to ponder the Void, please. No need to doll it up in pretty colours.
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>>534779111
It's all made up so whatever you want it to be it is. Even niggers are good people in pretend land
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>>534781653
but that would be funny
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You're not going to be the the form you are now there. You will be recognizable, due to I guess your spiritual presence being a part of how we recognize each other. But you will be in your true form, your metaphysical self.
Nobody treats all of this with the deadly seriousness they should. Most Americans seem to think God's just your little drinking buddy you talk to sometime. Even the orthodox don't really treat it with the full dreadful gravity they should. He is omnipotence, It's not even right to call what he has power imo, it's beyond it. It's inevitability. This place we go isn't a bar where you're joking and playing games, you're not there for levity, you're there to exalt in his presence and that's it. Fear, awe, and reverence.
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>>534785348
Factually incorrect. The Catholics have a special Mass where they ask God to miracle pets into Heaven. He is contractually obligated to do so.



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