>The entity appears to be a bipedal female-form humanoid with feline characteristics including external ear appendages and a caudal (tail) appendage.AYYY FUCKING LMAO YORUICHI WAIFU CATGIRL LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
>>534782722tits or gtfo.
>>534782722I wonder if cats originated elsewhere in the universe and Earth is something of an intergalactic nature preserve. I'd bet money octopi didn't originate here either.
>>534782837>ENTITY APPEARED TO BE A NAKED HUMAN FEMALE BUT CAT LIKE>SILVER HAIR AND EYESHNNNGGGG
I WARNED YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT SHRIMP WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE
YOU WERE WARNED FOR DECADESNow the Engineers are coming with more toxoplasmosis from space.
>>534782722trump is really desperate for polling numbers, isn't he?
>>534782722Kys kike
>>534782860>Earth is something of an intergalactic nature preservenothing would surprise me at this point
>>534782722Probably fake as fuck. Notice how every single useful tidbit of information is censored with black on every single document and video released.Anything that can prove azimuth, heading, velocity etc is blacked out on those grainy FLIR videos, anything of actual interrest that could prove anything is blacked out. Its a fucking nothingburger, they are probably planning to fuck up greatly and then use this retarded bait as a distraction.Dont be stupid, dont fall for this shit.
>>534782722>Cropping out the obviously fake Department of War headerFucking kiiilll yourself dude
>>534783065>>534783076it's an official document. not sure what more you fags are expecting, a catgirl comes to your house and rapes you? emotionally charged "scepticism" is sus af, go touch grass glownigger pawns
>>534782722Kek so their plan is to fake alien cat grils to get the anons
>>534782722>N7fuck off faggot
>>534783142Are you "le epic troll xdxd" or just stupid?Go have another wank you fatso loner schizo.
>>534782722>same signature in 1994 and 2026AI slop
>>534783142Link of GTFO.
>>534783528kek look at how angry, inexplicably, this retard is
>>534783758kek look at how dumb this MFer is. Go masturbate to your "cat girls" you imbecile. Joshua Ryne Goldberg wannabe.
>>534782722>report casually brings up telepathy and a specific kindCollaborates the wikileaks dump that had a throwaway reference to a military group researching paranormal stuff.https://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/19/1951240_geo-pol-material-.html>vortex peace prayerhttp://starfiretor.com/VPP_PsienceApplication.htm
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>>534783837please explain to everyone why this thread has your thong up your asscrack? this should be fun
>>534783915ablublublubblu, have I not already done so you dyslexic troon?YWNBAW!Remember to slit your wrists diagonally, along the artery, not across it - You will die faster and leave the world a slightly better place.
>>534784014>engagement troll still fixated but wont justify his nonsensical assblasted rage at subjectbig hmmmmI bet you think you're doing the trolling here don't you fuckwad :D
>>534782722No pussy, what a disappointment.
>>534784082No I know that you are le ebin troll xdxd. You are just kinda bad at it?Im just here to tell you how worthless your life is, infact its worth less than worthless. As I said, the world would be better without you in it. I think even your parents would agree with this sentiment. Just end it.
>>534784173It's not human, so they probably don't know what to look for tbqh
>>534784226>5 posts by this engagement troll>still not answerlollmao, even>thanks for the free bump attention whore
I've often wondered about the Thundercats cartoon from the 80'sThe origin story from the pilot episode is very similar to the Lyran story floating around the internet.About a world full of of humanoid cat people that gets destroyed and they're forced to wander in search of a new home. Was one of these stories inspired by the other, and which inspired which story?
>>534782722just what we need another thread about this kys op
>>534784266Learn how the website works "fuckwad", I dont need to bump your shit, it goes into the option field, y'know?What do you mean "still not answer"? I gave you the answer, KYS - Relieve your parents of the misery and shame.
>>534784332It's not inconceivable. There's nothing you can imagine that your brain has not already determined to be possible in reality.>>534784399Enjoy the vacation! Go outside and get laid while you're gone.
>>534782722>cat girl>no observable body hairwhats the point?
>>534782722the real story:> party at the recon barracks> a lot of booze, a few local prostitutes> everyone gets drunk and laid> the star is one of the girls who was wearing cat ears> the next day the bros memorialize the night with a writeup, just for the shits and giggles
>>534782722who signed that?"Anon Omis"
>>534783065>Anything that can prove azimuth, heading, velocity etcIt’s incredibly stupidly easy to do. The projections are created in 3D by intersecting two scalar waves at a distance. The mismatch in frequency between the two non-interacting scalar waves produces transverse (real, measurable) effects in the interference zone without any “energy” crossing the space between the transmitters and the interference zone. Those real effects manifest as visual apparitions. Information is relayed back to the source by the same mechanism, non-interacting BUT lightspeed-limited transmission. These aren’t aliens, they’re probably just the Russian intelligence services. Very telling that they only target sensitive military sites like missile silos. Aliens wouldn’t give a shit about our military capabilities, but human adversaries certainly do.When you’re shining a laser pointer at a wall, what happens when you flick your wrist just a tad? The dot jumps a huge distance across the wall, instantly, without any apparent inertial effects. That’s the answer. These are projections from distant transmitters. They can move 10,000 MPH because they aren’t physically real, they’re being projected from a distant source that only needs to rotate a degree or two to produce such effects.
>>534784445What makes you think I haven't already done that today?Go jump from a bridge, troon...
>>534784544You're wasting your time on that Danish faggot. He's not here to do anything but crash the thread.
>>534782722all of Anime is a catgirl psyop to prep human males for enslavment
>>534784574>still here shitposting his short life away...
>>534784544Pure idiotic gobbledygook. The reason they censor telemetry is because every single video is a fucking nothingburger.
>>534784647Im high on amphetamine salts, not like im going to sleep soon, so might as well just hang around here, reminding you to slit your wrists along your arm, not across. Troon.
>>534784681>the reason is blahblahblah brain hurt just listen to my female hysterical mental breakdownlmao
>>534782722They redacted the photo to protect the alien?WTF kind of Faggot Redaction is that?
>>534784745>Im high on amphetamine saltsI doubt it. You're just a low IQ jeet making enough to feed your dalit family back home if you wanna get into head canon reasons
>>534784774To prevent public panic, it's all right there in the image if you knew how to read english, foreign subhuman
>>534784799> I doubt it. You're just a low IQ jeet making enough to feed your dalit family back home if you wanna get into head canon reasons.Wow you sure got me, you are an EPIC TROLL!
>>534784882why are you doxxing yourself here, no one cares danecuck tryhard
>>534784931Thats not me! Thats the lard ass you are trying so hard to immitate. How do you not know who he is? Thats your biggest idol! Le epic internet troll xd xd
>no linkof course retards will boost the thread
>>534784882also>trying to frame the thread as a trollyour misdirection tactics suck, do better faggotyou're the only troll in here and I'm sure everyone else is sick of your shit. just report danecuck for trying to bury the thread.
>>534784987I ask again, are you legit retarded or something?>>534783528
>>534785079>look at my post! see !!1??? child you are starting to lose it, get off the bath salts before you post again
THE ALIEN ARRIVAL IS CONFIRM FOR TUESDAY MORNING 9:30 AM EST TIME.QANON INSIDER HERE WITH DEEPSTATE ILLUMINATI SEE YOU ALL IN THE MOTHERSHIPS GOODLUCK SAFE.PS. Disappearance of UFO expert Gen. Neil McCasland 'confirmed gameover'
>>534785159they snuffed him because he literally ran wright patterson and if interviewed he was a major fucking risk for early disclosure
>>534785152Why should I? Reminding you to end it makes me feel good. Did you run out of image macros and names to call me? Why havent you called me a cuck yet? Thats like high on the list. Looney troon!You should end it a place where your parents will find you, I bet they will laugh at you like the rest of the world does.
>>534785267>yameteee!!1 noonnNONON dont call me DANEKEK rrEeeEEEEEE!!!kekthe bathsalts have cooked your already smooth brain
>>534782722>162cm>49kghot>please do not be afraidso angels are catgirl ays?pretty coolif one of these wanted to guard me, I'd be happy, desu
>>534785317> abluabluabualblbulbluuu im an epic troll, look at my SD generated epic cat girl maymay xdxd
>>534784173no internal reproductive organs, but maybe they still have poopers!
>>534782722Whoa
>>534783142> it's an official document. not sure what more you fags are expecting, a catgirl comes to your house and rapes you? emotionally charged "scepticism" is sus af, go touch grass glownigger pawns
>>534782722Fake as fuck
>>534785453I don't want space worms.
>>534782860the paw is amazing at harnessing certain types of energy, many combat styles are centered around the idea of visualizing your hand as a paw, and there's different styles like monkey and tiger.Some people who become disciplined in that way gain grace from it through agility. If life exists beyond us, it would likely follow the exact same pathway to gain traction and speed. Just think about it.Also, the Soviets were creating hybrid chimera of humans and animals a little less than 2 decades before this strange cat person with heightened mobility training showed up a restricted US test range.and they just let her walk away.....
a cosplayer high on drugs
>>534783142>it's an official document.
>>534782722Guess it time to start growing catnip
>>534782860>Humans evolved on a galactic nature reserveWould be a funny twist not gonna lie, like we fall into a legalese no-mans-land where they arent authorized to directly manage the ecosystem aka us so they cant interfere directly, and the occasional probing is done by poachers who want our literal shit because it sell at a high price on the black market and/or they're very curious about the mutualistic relationship we have with our gut flora, which to be fair is unorthodox since its basically hyper specialized mutualism and were effectively a living ecosystem, which depending on how complex their own organism is, may as well look like an eldritch horror show. Kind of like how you yourself would be weirded out by the abyssal lanternfish reproduction cycle, in comparison to your own.
>>534782874Great now we're never going to hear the end of it from the no tail faggot
>>534786781Scarily plausible
>>534782874>tranime woman with animal ear attachment brownest of browns
>>534782722They must think people are real stupid to fall for this shit >yeah we found an extra terrestrial lifeform that would be the biggest story of the century and change the course of human history >so we talked to it for a bit and let it goWhat is even the psyop of releasing something like this? Why does no one provide any conceivable reason why aliens would have ever been here when the Fermi paradox exists? I hate this fake and gay earth.
>>534782932What do jews have to do with cats?
Cat girl aliens? Neko arc is real?
god this board is so fucking dogshit and the mods are kiked out the wazoothis thread still being up is proof of it
>>534782722This is from the files??? damn. don't get my hopes up. I'd really wanna plap a catgirl cutie. Earth women are actually trash tier and only serve to break your heart with their hedonistic tendencies.
