Even farting can get you locked up in the UK.If you broadcast a fart you could cause serious distress in people.Don't misuse your electronic devices, they're a privilege.
>>534783632Hahah I'd like to watch those videos
>brap>Oi, got a loicense for that gaseous excretion!?>get jailed
>>534783865Haha just for laughs of course lol hahaaha
>>534783632Her pronouns are burr/barp
When my cousin was like 8, I farted loudly next to him and he started laughing so hard he couldn’t breathe
>>534783632>Cyber-farting caseWatch out not to breathe wrong, it might offend someone.
>>534783632Part of the plan in the western world is to make the governance seem so inept, so corrupt that we reject it. We are supposed to never believe them, even when they're telling the truth. We are supposed to loathe them. We are supposed to loathe our leaders. In a short time, potentially in the next four years, since the culmination of the worldwide takeover is supposed to be 2030, an alternative will be offered. This alternative will feel foul, but look beautiful, and it'll be received with applause. The United States of America will end in 2030. The name may remain, but the national energy will be gone. America will be a brown service sector to coddle elites. The population will be reduced to 1/5th of the current population and the demographics will change to minority white. The infrastructure will crumble. The standard of living will be the same as Somalia in 30 years.
>>534783632>fattyMust have been some wretchedly blistering braps.
>>534783632Should have bought a cyber farting loicence.*farts*
>>534784061Unironically yeah. "You and your weird breathing" ok sorry I'm trying to live?
>>534783632The UK is a silly place.
>>534783632My wife genetically produces more gas than the average person and farts literally all the time, would she get locked up the moment she sets foot in the UK?
Got a loicense for that fart, m8?
>the current state of brapbongia
>>534784204some men drown while others die of thirst
>>534784186https://youtu.be/dviEWs_VIG4
>>534783897Does that hurt the crab?
>>534784499lmfao great reference
>>534784204Does she do the "dutch oven" to you?
The irony, culture eating tońns of beans, but not permitted to fart! That is some sinister torture, goverment sanctioned trolling torture.
>>534784673Yes, sometimes as fetish play (I'm an eproctophile) but usually that happens unintentionally. She told me that people would often complain about her farting in public and when she shared a bedroom with other women for work many would often complain about the "gas chamber" she made of the bedroom. But no one ever filed an official complaint against her over it, nor was she ever charged for it. But I know that some countries like Kenya and South Africa banned public farting (at least nominally). My question was semi-serious as I want to take my wife and daughter to the UK on vacation next year and both are incredibly gassy, would a British person just record them and report them? Even in public, people rarely comment about it directly in her face it's usually just "it smells bad in here".
>>534783865>>534783927Haha! Can you imagine if she looked at the camera and called you her little fart slave? That would be funny lol xD
>>534783632This is extremely silly!
>>534784605It would be extremely painful
>>534783632I RUBBED MY DICK ON THIS POST OP
