Dude I LOVE going to the SCRUM meeting first thing in the morning with my TEAM so we can bring ourselves up to speed on latest in AGILE methodology and REVIEW what we did yesterday and how much time was spent on PROJECTS so after a warm cup of MATCHA latte I can jump right into KOTLIN and REST APIs firing up the latest CLAUDE model with some DEEPSEEK on the fourth screen so we can finally SUNSET the old code and PROMPT better ways of doing STUFF.
>>534793008You're talking about developers. Most people only use IT to refer to the people who manage and fix shit
>>534793008you sound madand brown
>>534793008I'm so fucking glad I bailed on my IT career
>>534793008IT wants nothing to do with any of that shit. All of that is HR forced compliance pushed to managers.
>>534793008you have never worked a tech job in your life
>>534793008that's devops most likely faggot. i am a sysadmin & tier 2 support. but you're right, we're not human.
this is obviously a cryptic message but I am too lazy to decode it
>>534793008Mad af unc stay poor>t dev $630k 10yrs exp
>>534793008Just bought one of these bad boys. I think I'm finally ready to make the jump and pour thousands of dollars into a homelab for no reason. But then my girl asked me what it was and a paniced, I don't think there's any possible way to explain to a normie why I got this thing.>What's that?A switch.>What's it do?It connects devices together.>Like a router?No, the router routes IP addresses, this thing just connects local devices.>So we need it for the router?No, the router has one built in.>So we ran out of connections or something?N-no>So it's faster?K-kinda>Why don't you just use the regular routerB-b-because i wanna have a big IT dick and it looks cool and makes noise and flashy lights and I can SSH into it and set up VLANs for no reasonNo rugrats, I can't wait to host a DNS off this bad baby
>>534793008They do that in many industries, not just software development. In the power plant every day starts with a turn over, including the status of the plant, ongoing operations, and scheduled operations for the day. Same idea.
>>534793008scrum meeting?>https://youtu.be/MfyplR-SJ6Y
>>534793151THIS>>534793008> let celebrate white accomplishments and technology!!!> noooooo not like thaaaatfucking kek
>>534793008Shut up nigger do you want to do back breaking construction, wow you get test boost and strong muscles, wow you get treated like shit for fuck all pay, but you get to learn real man skills like driving a roller, excav etc. I'd rather do IT and sit in a room with cucks and faggets and at least have a functional body when i'm old. There's nothing proud about working yourself to death and aging like shit because of it, even the project managers look like they age 100 years, have ED and are obese with cancer.
>>534793166>All of that is HR forced compliance pushed to managers.HR isn't involved in this at all. It's unironically just managers trying to justify their jobs.>>534793008No they're not. They really fucked up by going into this job instead of an actual profession.
>>534793008I got out of ittoo many jeets
>>534793008Why do you TYPE like a fuckin FAGGOT
your problem is you got a bullshit job instead of concentrating on the shit that actually matters in tech like networking
>>534793876Because thats exactly what management pushes in corporate americaIt is absolutely soul sucking ans ridiculous
>>534793008DO NOT FORGET TO CIRCLE UP ANON
>>534793008I don't know what else I can do
>>534793008Principal software engineer here. I make over 300k and hardly do shit except sip coffee and sit in remote meetings and talk about “guardrails” and “invariants” and “system integration surfaces” and AI architecture, and tell senior engineers and managers how to do things. I, uh, have nothing to add I guess. Just wanted to say that. I *am* gonna need that RCA from you by monday morning though, rajesh.
>>534793008Is that Chris Watts? It looks like Chris Watts.
>>534794280So you are an absolute useless employee? Good! Rip off your company and fuck them.
>Computer Hell is comfortable and very lucrative>All it costs is your soul>And society>And planet
>>534794391I’d say maybe a few times a month I stop people from doing really dumb shit at a grand scale. Is that worth what they pay me? No idea.
>>534793115Retards believe IT means people who use computers.They don't have the brain power to process the difference between a user and a dev.It's like they don't understand the difference between a worker and an engineer.Just like an engineer who puts on safety gear on making him look like a worker, retards believe he's a worker and they're wondering why he's paid so much more while he doesn't do any hard work that makes him sweat like all the workers around him.
>>534794445If there is one thing I believe after about 15 years in tech, it’s Ted Kaczynski was right. About technology. Not about the bombings.
>>534794280>300k in 2026so your homeless shelter has good internet?
... isn't it strange how the least essential workers are paid the most, and live like aristocrats, while others do all the real labour, and receive barely enough compensation to live
>>534794646Tricknology will destroy white people, it happened before, and it is happening again
>>534794689
>>534794699It's called the clown world economy.>useful products/resources are cheap>useless products/resources are expensive>valuable work is cheap>useless work is expensive
>>534794699are you actually retarded?if 1,000,000 wagies make a $1000 gizmo for $900 using your software, you've created $100million in real value. why wouldn't companies pay someone for this?And if it's so easy, why don't you just make your own company?
You are just mad someone makes the same money you do in Germany doing some retarded manual labour while they work from their couch somewhere in Serbia. Plenty of gymrats that can't do tech shit here as well.
>>534794831... you probably think rockets are valuable, I know they're only for entertainment
thats chris watts cutting his grass, where is this from? before he killed his family? or after before he was arrested?
>the software makes... gizmos!did you know the Chinese had excellent fireworks hundreds of years ago
>>534793008IT is gay as fuck. We AIGODS WON and we’re going to replace them
>>534794831Biz owner mega mad
>we're going to uh, conquer the starshaha, no, you're going to live and die in a Computer Hell you have built for yourself
>>534794689It aint what it used to be. I cleared 400 in 2022-2023 because of RSUs but my equity awards have gone down
>>534793586Everyone does this once. And never again.
>>534793008IT and code fags are low status court eunuchs. So they keep us remote. Before that they'd have us working in the basement. The alpha Chads and Stacies who run the show view us as disposable and interchangeable tools. No different than the facilities guy who keeps the light bulbs changed.They can't wait to replace us with AI.
>>534793008IT and devs hate this time wasting garbage. You should be asking if middle managers are human (they are not) (they are massively overpaid as well). TMMD
>>534793008Nice to have ao little grass. Americans have it right with their cuckbox living.
Self taught grand regent dev here making 3 million in my first job. Ama I'm pretty much perfect
>>534793008a shitty bioengineered yard and a cardboard house, bros please tell me that this isn't the end goal? there has to be more to life than this right?
>>534793166It's productivity snake oil sold to companies to create a market for 'training' courses for middle management and project management.They solved problems that didn't exist alternatives to practices that weren't in use.That said, I now work at a place that has no methodology whatsoever, and it's even worse than 'Agiie' so I sort of miss having some sort of structure. Or even just Jira.
>>534793008I have a friend who was a project manager at Harley Davidson doing that shit.He got canned in March during their cuts. now they might rehire him at $45k more to fill his old manager’s job.Corporate America is an illusion from top to bottom.
>>534793807>I'd rather do IT and sit in a room with cucks and faggets and at least have a functional body when i'm oldLol wut? Kid, wait til you see what sitting for long periods does to your body
>>534795583Imagine if you actually had to work for a living.
>>534793586>I don't think there's any possible way to explain to a normie why I got this thing.yes you can, it's simple, to prove yourself that you can, just like you've seen the big boys do. that's all there is to it.
>>534793008Holy shit you're retarded. You think the weirdo PR fucks
>>534793156I recently did the same. I was a Helpdesk Manager for a casino. When I got the job it was a lot of fun. Fixing shit, solving problems. You know the shit I signed up for. We got a new manager and it was exactly like OP says. Everything became AGILE, SCRUM, ITIL, all this stupid process shit that most of us already did just not codified. I was pulling 4 meetings a day, while still expected to fulfill all my helpdesk manager duties while the director was at a different conference in Vegas or Florida every other week. The final straw was when some dumb feather Indian bitch tried to get me fired because her stupid ass mac was not compatible with your display system for meetings. My boss asked me to write an apology, to which I said sure. Then went to HR, interrupted their meeting and told them I quit, good luck. Fuck that. Now I work at a hotel doing nothing all night and still get paid enough to live with money left over. Never see people any more it's wonderful.
>>534793008Someone might potentially throw a brick, in some random direction.
>>534795614HAH. This pooro doesn't even have an electronic desk he can swap between sitting and standing every hour or so. must suck
>>534793008>KOTLINFuck Kotlin though
>sir, you HAVE to keep constantly working on anything at all to keep velocity high!>you want to actually finish a project instead of shipping out something half-baked? Nuh uh! That would take too long and kill the heckin velocirino!
>>534795905Has Ukraine invented any modern programming language?
>>534795134I'm a wagie, but I can understand math
>>534795970No idea. I just hate Kotlin faggots promoting Kotlin slop same way as I hate Rust faggots promoting Rust slop like its the second comming of Christ. Does that make sense?
>>534793586>pour thousands of dollars into a homelabI hope you didn't pay more than $50 for an EoL 3650. My homelab is mostly just scavenged ewaste from work, I wouldn't have actually paid for any of it aside from my APs and router.
>>534796148Sounds like this retard paid retail for new cisco equipment kek.
>Pythagorean cultists beating a computer programmer to death for profaning Numbers
>>534794575just like how coworkers would ask me to come help set up their "Nintendo" or home stereo because I worked on computers. fuck you im not a handiman.
>>534795966I cant fucking stand IT. It's non-stop churn where you're spread impossibly thin to the degree that you're forced to self-lobotomize through AI just to keep pace with demand only to get pinged by some retard in Teams who sends you a screenshot of what Claude told him.
>>534793586I have a used corporate PoE switch for IP cameras, saved a ton of money that way. As for a router, a Raspberry Pi is good enough for several hundred devices.
>>534793008>Dude I LOVE going to the SCRUM meeting first thing in the morning with my TEAMSaid no one in the history of humanity. Not one human ever uttered these words in a serious manner.
>>534793008This isn't IT, this is software engineering or vibe coding.
>>534793008>1pbtidKurvetinjo jednoZDSJebem beograd po supakSrbija = smrdnija
>>534793586buy an old AWS elemental to run Tesla P40s on it so you can self host your own distributed vGPU cloud gaming vms with a 6TB game library ran on a vdev of ZFS deduplicated Micron 1100 2TB SSDs, then sell it all because you realize homelabbing is gay and no one wants to play on your vms.
>>534793008Every ITfag I know loathes Teams and the variants out there. Full of drooling troglodytes who still put their passwords on post-it notes on their monitor and open a phishing email every other day.
It is one of the faggiest industries.They took something that was objectively cool (computers) and gave it over to third world striverism, HR, finance, and the White autists that survived are of the worst kind.
>>534793008plant a tree in that yard nigger!
>>534796456>directly sends you screenshot of claude"hey claude said this. thoughts?"
>>534793008That grass looks disgusting. Why there are no flowers? Fucking dig that shit out and turn into shrubbery or something.
>>534793586I bought 2 3560-CX. They're both layer 3 switches. I use one for routing and one as a traditional switch. And then I bought a poweredge 720 xd lff.Also working through my CCNA right now.It's really the only way to get ahead in IT, especially when most of the people at the lower levels are nepo hires or clueless.
>>534793008I have never heard any tech person say that they like going to scrum. Making things up is fun. Let me try:The CIA protects Americans
>>534793586That 2960x of yours is getting phased out of support next year. But 10G is overkill for a homelab anyway. I got it myself and basically make use of that once a year tops.If you want to be good at IT you need to learn how to solve problems minimal and cost effective. You dont want a 48port switch when a 6 port is enough.
>>534796104I agree about faggots but for Android the alternative is only Java, which is quite shitty and pajeetty, Scala would do too if Google picked it instead of Kotlin. Can't say about Rust, I use C++, it is based enough for me to don't seek replacements. I just thought that it was a Butthurt Belter thing because Kotlin was made by Russia.
>>534796425The man you're angry at does not exist. Mods are complicit with this.Just so you know.
>>534796666I know, Satan. I'm just drunk and my four grandparents are Croatian.>tfw when you never handled a srbosjek
>>534794080you can 'circle the wagons' or you 'circle back' on something. there's no circle up anon
>>534793008I was in the industry for 5 years. Left because it was my "golden handcuffs." Working long hours & endless meetings after meetings. Fuck scrum & fuck Agile. The IT industry is now worst with the number of poos that have flooded the industry.
Time to shut the internet down and go back. Nothing good has come from it.
>>534793008are wagecattle even human? FTFY
>>534794955This is right after he punched a hole in the back of his side action. He still has some shit on his dick.
Just came by to mog all you wannabe IT fagsImagine having to deal with the bullshit OP stated.Oldschool IT foreverFuck kikes and jeets
Wagecucks are a pathetic disappointment. Their only excuse is that they're trying to make a living as if they have a future, they don't! They're being replaced, they have no future. The only thing that they can do to make things any better for themselves is to stop working to feed their enemies. Every hour that they toil pays 3 of their enemies to take their place. The funniest part of wagecucks is how they will get told to train their own replacement, instead of walking out the door right then and looking for some other opportunity, they'll actually do it. They'll waste the only leg-up time that they have to find an alternative, and do the humiliation ritual for meager scraps. A metaphor for their entire fucking existence.
>>534794646I never looked into who he bombed. If it was the 1990s version of a (((tech CEO))) I probably wouldnt be sad to find out.
>>534793008That bloke needs a punch in the head for mowing his lawn diagonally, whe the fuck does he think he is?
>>534793008i make 250k a year working from homei don't care if you think i'm not human
>>534793257Only smart person itt
>>534796594>10G is overkill for a homelab anywayNo it's not. In just 2 years, 10G will be the average home network. Virtually every new computer comes with a 10G port nowadays.
gives a lot of useless MBA something to larp withreal software people laugh at this shit suitable only for poo slaveshappstack.comswi prologpicolisp.comlisp issr or gnu cloglisp clobber persistancewww.aidaweb.siwerc.cat-v.orgJ languagealternatives to web:plan9 9p.io and 9front.orggopherspacegreenarrays.comoccam-pi rmox
>>534797308I heard on /pol/ that one of Ted's "victims" that survived was a computer jew that's well named in the Epstein Files. I haven't looked into seeing if it's true, but that's what I heard.
>>534793008It's just another aspect of what has ended America: the incompetent being too stupid to realize more buzzwords is not more progress.Buzzwords are tech's version of blue hair virtue signaling.
>>534793008they are not cancer because of that. They are cancer because they get way too much money for little work and always are arrogance or life in eternal ignorance. Zero connection to reality and always promote ZOG.
>>534796839NopeThey are using circle up now
>>534793008I work in IT and I fucking hate these people. We are not even a developer group, just supposed to be an IT support for the company, but middle-upper managers and useless young fucks are eating this shit up. They think they are all some sort of Steve Jobs clones and they fucking up everything.I don't go near to them, refuse to work with tickets, just fix problems people find me with.
>>534795827>night shift hotel workdoesnt matter what it is, desk, scrubbing toilets, its based. just carry a concealed mouse pistol so you never end up as one of those roadside serial killer vics and youre golden
>>534796286>there are non-mentally disabled people on this earth that can't "set up an nintendo"I need to re-evaluate my self worth
>>534797570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciiJJtP1xXQ
