people just moved on?
You lost, iranny
Jeet means victory.
Okay, I'll bite. What is this?
How my life has changed:>gas a little more expensive>/pol/ a teeming redditesque shithole filled with TDSniggersThat's it. Thirdies are starving, Iranians and Israelis are dying, and I'm chillin like a mad villain.
>>534795006>people just moved onYeah, moved on right through the strait. I'm posting from the Strait of Whore-moos right now.
>>534795547nostalgia from humiliated losers for a few weeks when the world thought they were winning a war
>>534795006>place mines there 2 weeks ago>no articles about boats blowing up from mines
>>534795006They are using this to boil the frog
Bro I don't even know who has it closed and who has it open anymore
>>534795571imagine being perpetually unable to dick that hole
>>534795006Yeah but it is open business hours Monday-Friday 9:00am-5:00pm
>>534795006tight
>>534795006I read in FT today that the big boys are literally saying"Does anyone actually care if Hormuz is open? " and laughing while counting their tech earnings.
>>534795006Considering gas is still double what is was before this, yes I do know it's still closed.
>>534795006$200 to fill up is the new normal
>>534795949I'd love to see that article if you have it
>>534795006Trump's bluffs keep getting called. US has no choice, we must let Iran keep their nuclear and to toll the strait for it to open again. Trump doesn't want to use force or war. This is the only option then.
>>534796032The article is called "Milken elite bask in glow of soaring earnings a world away from the straight of Hormuz". I get the paper delivered so I don't have link sorry
>>534796272thank you regardless albaniabro, god bless kosovo
>>534795006what's closed?Burger King?
>>534795989Lmao, you think gas prices will go back down. Hilarious. No, theyre going to stay this high until they find another reason to jack it up again, because they dont actually base their price on reality, just how much they can gouge people.
>>534796272>>534796300Nothing you can do about it. Do you want to care or just ignore it? It's clear America's financial elite have already chosen not to care. The rest of the world will burn and we'll still be focused on tech stocks.
>>534796509Also according to FT the risk of an actual shortage occurs in June when World SPRs are tapped out. Even then that will just mean inflation will spike which is good for assets. Markets will just go higher until actual demand destruction begins to affect earnings but that's a quarter or two away at the earliest, while oil majors predict everything will be back to normal by August.
>>534795006>people just moved on?America lost, so they're just quiet about it for now. In a year or two they'll claim they actually won a decisive victory, likely pointing to k/d ratio, as per usual.
>>534796879It'll just be cheaper to pay the 1% Iranian toll and open the straight back up at this point. The worst case scenario for reopening is just a rounding error. The only risk there ever was, was missiles blowing up all the wells and refineries and that clearly isn't happening so it's no risk at all.
>>534795006Only Yurop and Australia rely on it for trade. No one cares.
>>534795547Mackinac Island. Beautiful this time of year. It separates Lake Huron from Lake Michigan. No cars are allowed. idk, the US keeps talking about bombing it.
>>534795006If news came out that an extinction-level asteroid was going to hit the earth next week, investors would say "what a fantastic opportunity to buy the dip!", and the line would just keep going up even as it hit the outer layers of the atmosphere.
>>534795006It's unironically 6 weeks until all hell breaks loose.
>>534797175Why has the average price for gas in the US shot up by like 2 dollars a gallon since the war began then?
>>534795006Watch gas spike on Monday. Its hilarious miggers think they will win the midterms. Gerrymandering can't overcome public outrage.
>>534795006>people just moved on?Yeah, thirdies will just go back to using rickshaws.
>>534795006Project Freedom lasted a day and even more embarrassing they pretended the Pakis made them put it on "pause"
>>534797175sorry john, but deranged don just fucked up the petrodollar foreverenjoy your last 3 months
Where is Netanyahu in all this??
Boring. There are ballrooms to build.
