GTA6 or holohoax 2.0?
>>534797238Gta6will be one of the biggest worst flops in all of AAA history. 200GBs of high quality woke slop that NOBODY will be able to run, made by suits in a board room.
I can't believe I got married before gta 6.
>>534797363there's already confirmed to be pride parades as a world event. It's going to be full of tranny faggot characters and political messaging.
>>534797540And the characters will refuse to attack it just like in RDR2 they wouldn’t let you disturb the Indian settlement.
>>534797540>>534797627so what if your car happens to have the accelerator stuck or something?
>>534797673Invisible barriers, which would make the authorities in a virtual video game more intelligent then Germans who continue letting peaceful dunecoons who dindu nuffin continue ramming vans of peace into random crowds
>>534797238portal 3.
>>534797627Are you fucking serious? Is this a real thing?
>>534797238Just take one look at the Rockstar North staff, and it will tell you all you need to know about how bad GTA6 will be.
>>534797673they will be made of unobtanium and cause your vehicle to skyrocket flipping into the air like a warthog grenade jump if you so much as tap them
>>534797363>200GBs? Oh no one's installing that. I just want to see the full gameplay no commentary videos, while eating goyslop
>>534797847Yes. If you go to the Indian reservation you can't pull your guns out, attack anyone, or even insult them. Theres also a mission where you drive in a feminist rally and it fails if you disrupt it. Also your best friends in the game are a nigger, an injun, and a strong independent woman who don't need no man.
We’re not lucky enough to have either happen
>>534797363pong is 200gb in 2026it's going to be significantly more than that, closer to 400gb
>>534797238I hope they charge 70 dollars for this and it bombs so hard companies have to go back down to selling new games at 60
>>534797238>Got to have my nigger Jew degen propaganda from 20 years ago completely DEIed sloped and “remastered” before the goyocaust
>>534798152Either that or its 70 dollar and it does so well and is so beloved that nobody else can charge 70 dollars or more for their game because their game probably isn't as good as GTA6
>>534797238GTA VI is coming out this year, but it'll be a disappointment. I never played the online for V, but I saw a comparison of the writing/characters in the main story vs the content added later on (especially after 2020). It's pure, concentrated cringe. All the key people who made R* great are gone and what's left are millennials, women and activists. The only reason I haven't sold my PS5 and it's been collecting dust is because I want to see if I'm right or not, if it's good I'll buy the game, if not I'll sell the whole console. >>534797363>NOBODY will be able to runIt's not even coming to PC at first, just like every other GTA, so it has to run on the weakest of current gen consoles, which is the Xbox Series S.Granted it will probably be 900p 30fps on that and 1080p 30 on base consoles with some RT effects and 1080p 60 without it, if there's even such an option available, there might not be at all, the "pro" PS5 will just be more of the same but at higher resolution.
>>534797238GTA 6 will be a boring, woke, female written (slur) rehash of Florida Man memes and police bodycam videos. It won't flop but it won't make nearly as much money as the devs were hoping for and people will be fucking mad at Rockstar Games forever.
>>534797918>cause your vehicle to skyrocket flipping into the airah, don't you remember the gta iv swingset?
they will push for digital id pre release and gaymer goys will all bend over
>>534797363Yep. The HR lady personally designed the main character because that's just the modern admin org culcha.
>>534797238I don't have a TV nor a PS5. I won't be buying them nor the video goyme either.Rockstar and the kike running it can suck my fat veiny hairy dick
>>534797238They don't need to make new games when you retards keep buying in-game micro transactions for stupid shit like cars, weapons, and skins.
>>534797540imagine being such a chud that youre offended by this, go back to your woke list you snowflake faggot
>>534797363It won't be woke, it will just be safe-edgy left-leaning like the rest of their shit, will take plenty of digs at woke shit, but will then ultimately portray conservatives as super evil, while holding the left as mildly retarded.
Zoomers being absolutely obsessed with GTA6 is fucking insane. Play the older ones if you want another so bad, god
>>534801209Imagine being a zoomer and nothing has changed your entire life. For us it would be like if Super Mario World was still the current game everyone was playing.
>>534797363I have a feeling this will be a failure, too.People are already starting to get tired of open-world games,and over the 13 years we’ve been taking our time developing this game, people’s preferences have shifted.Adjusting the release date to aim for Game of the Year is a sign of a lack of confidence.
>>534797238Anyone anticipating GTA6 is a turbo normie faggot
>>534797238The amount of incel seethe this one game is gonna cause will be astronomical.
>>534797363>WERE NOT 6 YEARS BEHIND SCHEDULE ON OUR RELEASE BECUASE WE HAVE A BUNCH OF LAZY VAGINA'S TAKING UP MALE DEV'S OFFICE CHAIR>COVID REALLY THREW US OFF OUR GAMEwho still actually believes they are taking so long because they are "cooking", not just incompetent women developers?
>>534797238gta
>>534802345oh no kekwas kinda looking forward to it
>>534797238>flopsand they know itGTA 5 was released unfinished and did well
>>534802345It's going to be the safest and lamest GTA yet, and I don't mean there won't be any violence, but prepare yourself for the worst millennial writing. Millennials don't have a problem with gratuitous violence, they love that shit (look at Invincible) as long as it's against the correct people.But the story is going to be lame and cringe, guaranteed.