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Political parties are an abomination.
Fuck em all.
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>>534799063
He’s such a loser holy shit
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>>534799063
Has my vote
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>>534799063
girls ftw
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>>534799063
partying on a saturday night
much relatable
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>>534799181
What color is your McLlaren F1?
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>>534799063
And whites have gall to call blacks trashy
This is nigger behavior
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>>534799444
How big is your nigger rapper gold chain?
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>>534799444
when owning a McLlaren F1 cured interminable bellend, I'm sure they'd sell like hotcakes. Don't tho, obv.
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>>534799063
with his intelligence connections he should be able to identify me and cover a ten-year residency at an isolated beach cottage so I can continue my invaluable work for the white race.
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>>534799063
cunt's a faggot, grok is jewed beyond belief
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>>534799507
I’m a certified Wiggarthan and that cuban link is my passport. You have to respect me
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>>534799063
>bitches
>had to settle out of court for exposing himself to a employee
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>>534799063
I see elon has been hitting the veterinary tranquilizer again
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>>534799524
>I'm sure they'd sell like hotcakes. Don't tho, obv.
I wonder why
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>>534799063
Elon rapes kids
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>>534799063
B M N T P

this is some call for help. how 2 decypher?
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>>534799063
what's goyim gon do bout it?
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>>534799063
No A.I. universal basic income for you if you criticize Israel though.
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>>534799737
more f1's than Tesla Roadsters around tho
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>>534799505
Elon is african american.
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>>534799827
PTNMP = Putins Megabytes

2 13 14 21 16 = BACADBAAF
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>>534799181
you lost, tranny
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>>534799859
>A brit hating on Tesla
Jeremy Clarkson, is that you? You have a point there. Still waiting for the roadster 2.0 to drop; the car looks very cool, I can’t lie
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>>534800002
its
nice party boys then max taxes

he knows whats coming, you will own nothing
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>>534799444
transparent
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>>534799444
Car worship is small dick energy.
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>>534799063
Epstein was right to ghost this cringe lord; I would too.
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>>534799063
That's the life Elon. No cap
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>>534800020
>you lost, tranny
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>>534800096
Being into cars is a similar to being into sportsball, but I still think car obsession is slightly higher IQ
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His son is celebrating mother's day with a new fake vagina he failed at life
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>>534799063
go easy on the ket, elon
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>>534799063
Tranny son
Can't get hard
Doesn't design or engineer anything
Fakes being good at path of exile & videogames
Owned by jews
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>>534800269
/thread
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>>534799505
Please, he's African-American, don't lump him in with the rest of us.
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>>534800269
But he is a master at stuttering and getting gibs
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>>534800216
>angel without wings
WHY????
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>>534799063
Girls FTW!
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>>534799063
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>>534800269
>Fakes being good at path of exile & videogames
The fact that he does shit like this is an immediate indicator of pattern behaviour.
If you'll cheat at a fucking video game where the stakes DO NOT FUCKING MATTER, then you'll cheat at anything.
But you all already knew that.
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>>534799063
i have 3/4 of those so im not that mad
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Where's the wildest parties at Elon?
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Is he describing Epstein Island?
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>>534799063
Imagine thinking it's okay to refer to women as "bitches" publicly
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>>534799063
>gets wealthy sucking up government funds (stolen from tax payers), wastes half of it on space exploration fantasies
>relies very heavily on chinese industry workers for tesla, a soulless car manufacturer. Clashed with maga over h1b visas.
>part of the clique that's herding the masses towards ai surveillance, digital payments, 360 cameras on every corner
Elon's job is to deflect your hate from him and his (((buddies))) by pointing at democrats and immigrants and here he's telling you "Why hate the parasite when you can become one and have bitches on a yacht with me?". It's very effective, especially if you're consuming popular entertainment.
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>>534800638
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>>534799827
>B M N T P
>this is some call for help. how 2 decypher?

Big
Monkey
Nigger
Thinks
Poopily
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>>534800269
>>534800589
>If you'll cheat at a fucking video game where the stakes DO NOT FUCKING MATTER, then you'll cheat at anything.

yeah but why would he care? He's literally the richest person on earth besides maybe some secret individuals. If he wanted to he could literally hire an army of Indians to physically catch his poop when it leaves his butthole, and transport it all the way back to India in their hands. He could pay to have them do that for him and every member of his extended family, for the rest of their lives, and for probably up to 5-10 generations in the future.

Imagine if every time you pooped, an Indian person would be standing behind you ready to catch your poop. And then they would hand it off to another Indian person. And then they would hand it to another Indian person, and on and on, until the feces was ultimately disposed on a street in India, even if you shat inside of the White House or the top floor of a skyscraper in New York or San Francisco.

He has that much money. Imagine if every single time your infant child pooped, until your child was a 100 year old man on his deathbed, every single time he pooped, an Indian grabbed the poop before it hit the ground, and then gave it to another Indian, on and on, until it went to India. He could literally pay to have that done for everyone in his family, hundreds of people, for literal centuries. You are nothing to him
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>>534800574
Soon
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>>534801889
he seems unhappy. i'm not rich, but i'll be i'm happier than him.
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>>534801889
>fantasizing about having people handle your shit
Jeet hands typed this post.
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>>534799063
He finally found Jeffrey’s island
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>>534801889
And yet, he still cheated at a video game trying to impress people.

>girls! Ftw

Money can't make you not a loser
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>>534799444
Orange
Like you moms lipstick around my uncut cock
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>>534801889
The problem with your point is that he's not just doing "whatever the fuck he wants". He's doing things particularly to appeal, to look like he's good/competent/skilled, and desperate for the opinion and validation of others.

His desperation for gamer rep has him quite literally pretending, on live streams, that he is good at what he does. That is what makes it incredibly pathetic - why the fuck does a multi-billionaire crave the validation of random nobody gamers? This is just sad man.
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>>534799181
such wow, very cringe
i hope all of his female employees CA him over that absurd offer of his sperm to any of them
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>>534802406
>His desperation for gamer rep has him quite literally pretending, on live streams, that he is good at what he does. That is what makes it incredibly pathetic - why the fuck does a multi-billionaire crave the validation of random nobody gamers? This is just sad man.

Why indeed? It's probably part of the show. Why would a billionaire, let alone the richest billionaire, want to impress gamers? Think about it. Most other billionaries wouldn't do this, and they'd probably say videogames were a waste of time. But Elon wants the common person to like him. Think hard about why he would want this. Do you think he only has business ambitions? The whole DOGE thing showed that he has political ambitions. As an immigrant though, he could never be president of the USA.

But I think it's clear that's he has political civilizational ambitions beyond just getting rich by running companies. He wants to rule nations
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>>534802190
I was just trying to illustrate the obscene level of his wealth. It's hard to comprehend having half of a trillion dollars. Of course much of that is tied up within his companies, it's not liquid. But he's still absurdly rich
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>>534799181
lol tranny son
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>>534799063
I have no bitches, I have no money and the party is over. It's over.
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>>534799581
Having a whore is a status symbol.
Brown boys hate their genes.
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>>534799063
>sometimes I'm honest and hope you won't remember it when I want to bullshit you
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Too bad we all know Elon Musk a retard who can't make friends. No one wants to be around him.
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>>534802688
Gamers aren't common people, even in the current "socially accepted" era.

If you wanted to go into politics you would appeal to sportsfags, family normies, trad religious crowds, blue collar workers bla bla you know the general shit all serious politicians from Trump to Biden do.

Elon is an ultra rich man desperate for the validation and acceptance of the 4chan-niche gamer crowd and weird online guys. He wants to prove to that crowd that he is "the man with the skill and brain", except he is obviously not.
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>>534799063
bitches & money FTW!
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+ tranny son!
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>>534799063
This guy begged to fuck children on the island & got btfo'd
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>>534799063
Wow I'm so glad we have an extraction economy and can't afford healthcare so autistic fags can recline on yachts
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>>534799505
> This is nigger behavior
> richest man in history
Niggers. Not even once
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Not even Jeffrey Epstein found him amusing lmao
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>>534800638
Wow… bitch ass nigger… 여러븐?
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>>534799063
When will he get luigi'd
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>>534799063
Yes let's wipe out the managerial administrative class and kill everything they love.
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>>534803155
>Gamers aren't common people, even in the current "socially accepted" era.

yes they are. Everyone who was born after 1990 grew up playing videogames.

>>534803155
>If you wanted to go into politics you would appeal to sportsfags, family normies, trad religious crowds, blue collar workers bla bla you know the general shit all serious politicians from Trump to Biden do.

all of those people grew up playing videogames. Everyone who plays sports played videogames as a kid. Not everyone who plays videogames goes into sports
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>>534804021
Most people aren't grinding speedrunning level 100 with highly optimized gear, planning, and game mechanics knowledge in Path of Exile 2, dumbass. Even within that game's community there are a total of like 1000 people max that really understand how much skill/time/knowledge is needed to accomplish that. Most people playing the game won't even glance twice at something like that, let alone Brad and Becky working their shifts and looking out for their kids/pets.

Please never go into politics yourself if you think winning it is about appealing to the tiniest niche crowd possible...
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>>534800638
He is from a better time when it was. A time we should have stuck with, a brief era from the late 1990s to mid 2000s where women weren't completely terrible post-feminism.
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>>534801889
best post
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>Bitches
irrelevant to world politics
>Money
Jew tokens
>No taxes
Taxes are absolutely necessary for a functioning government
>Party
you don't have a goal let alone a plan to reach it

Please don't let some ramblings of an actual political illiterate convince you that democracy can be fixed.
It can't.
We need a monarchy led by a philosopher king who chooses the next monarch before their death by adopting them as their son.
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>>534799181
It's amazing how low class he is for someone that rich. .
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>>534801889
>>534804258

He is nothing
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>>534799063
trooned out son
Elon can cope
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>>534799063
When was he last spotted having fun?
He just pays video games and complains about not having enough money all day long.
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>>534799181
If you hate him why do you throat his cock so hard?
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>>534803327
Only the most moronic morons still have fall for the "I'm le quirky autism boy" crap Musk's PR team designed to excuse his obvious sociopathic behavior.
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>>534804462
>He just pays to have people play video games on his account and trolls the internet all day long.
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>>534804494
Even Epstein didn't want him on his island because he viewed Musk as a weird little aspie fuck that would ruin the vibes. And Epstein's job was to collect sensitive info on high profile people...
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>>534799181
A loser with 800 billion or whatever it is, kek
Sneed
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>MyXDs id
XD XD XD XD
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>>534804338
I know it’s a meme, but it true, you can’t buy class. A nigger doesn’t gain class and culture just because he gets a bunch of money
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>>534799063
>Billionaire
>Can't find the time to be a father so his kids don't troon out.
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>>534799063
I have deciphered a part of his Secret message:
B
on
e
r

Boner.
What could Elon mean by this, /pol/?
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>>534799063
what a fucking africanamerican (nigger)
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>>534801889
>DADDY ELON HAS A GORILLIAN GAJILLION DOLLARS!
Look out, here comes a retarded hamburger faggot that doesn't understand how finance works, complete with reddit spacing.
Elon is "wealthy" because the jewish american banks say he is. If he wants to do anything, he has to run it by the jewish american banks. Even if they say yes, he still has to convince a bunch of other kikes to go along with it (see his purchase of twitter, which was very nearly a financial disaster for him).
He was allowed to sell his stock to make the purchase because his masters wanted to start moving the cattle back towards the right.
He has no actual power. Money is nothing to the people he falsely counts himself among, but everything to him.
He is not competent, he is a nepo baby who can't even get away with cheating at a video game without getting caught.
If he tried to cash out his gorillian dollars and do ANY of the shit you described he'd topple the retarded ponzi scheme that is your fake and gay country's economy.
Imagine felating that dysgenic fucking toad.
Burgerfats find astounding new depths of retarded self-degradation on a daily basis.
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someone post the webm of elon on drugs at some banquet where his eyes and head were woozing all over the place
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>>534799063
Imagine believing anything this scammer says
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>>534804338
This
He is free to gloat and brag but he's not 19 years old or a nigger, which is what I'd associate that lack of class with.
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>>534799063
how sad nothing will make him happy he really expects all the worlds women to fight over his jizz
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>>534799063
we all saw his Epstein email, he is not getting bitches.



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