Hantavirus “Patient Zero” has been identified as Leo Schilperoord, a 70-year-old Dutch ornithologist who visited a landfill in Argentina, containing rodents potentially carrying the Andes virus strain.
>>534811130Is Trump calling it a Hoax yet?
>>534811130no because he was specifically studying in an area loaded with rat shithe probably had dust loaded with hantavirus over one of his t-shirts and accidentally infected othersthere's nothing in this burger, anon
>>534811321He's getting the bleach ready for intravenous injections just in case.
>>534811321He'll be in on it, as he was for the first hoax. IF nothing else, it'll hide some of the offshoots of Epstein Fury and the #Obliteration he's conducted on the world economy.
>>534811130Retarded libshit boomer.
>>534811321>>534811523Go back
>>534811130Yes we need new lockdowns
>>534813961Yes. If only for the lulz.
>>534811130So you're telling me the own Argentinian that deal with the same rats day in and day out didn't get anything and this Dutch guy spontaneously got the disease. This plot is full of holes. Also sage your dumb thread
>>534814712Lockdowns was comfy as fuck
>>534811130When I'm on vacation I visit land fills . How you 4 Chan ? Where do visit on vacation ?
>>534811130No. It’s way harder to spread than covid and it’s deadlier. It’s never gonna become a covid situation.
>>534818235I've visited your mom's womb on vacation so yeah, I can relate to visiting landfills
>>534818235>How you 4 Chan ? Where do visit on vacation ?fridge and toilet
>>534811130-70 years old -takes wife on cruise -visit tourist hot spots like large garbage dump in 3rd world, takes wife.-gets sick -dies and kills wife.>boomer environmentalism wins again. >you know how much worse this could have been if they weren’t vaccinated!
>>534811130>Leo Schilperoord, a 70-year-old Dutch ornithologist who visited a landfill in Argentina, containing rodents potentially carrying the Andes virus strain.>who visited a landfill in Argentina, containing rodents potentially carrying the Andes virus strain.WHY?! Dutch guys are that fucking dumb?
>>534818565Boomers for some reason have 0 survival instincts and are not afraid to get infected by exotic diseases which their immune systems stand no chance against.
>>534811321Why would he? I'm not sure anyone's telling him the truth about how poorly his policies are doing, but at some point before the midterms, someone will have to say that even after the redistricting, his policies (tariffs, cut programs, war for Israel, high gas) are sufficiently damaging to Americans that he's likely to lose at least the House. He very well might try to use hantavirus to cancel the midterms to avoid it. The democrats will impeach him over and over and over again. The House floor will be literally nothing but investigations into Trump abuses, subpoenas, and on and on and on. He will, to put it lightly, want to avoid that.
>>534811130>Is it time for the world to shut down again?yes>Hantavirusdon't care really about the reason
>>534818609birds
>>534818902Most projection sites show Republicans retaining the House now? Although granted prediction markets show Dems taking it
>>534811130>SchilperoordDutch is such a disgusting, fake language.
