>I am the first indian person to suck at their job>Everyone says indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligentWhat?!
>>534815327>>I am the first indian person to suck at their jobis this an SNL thing? if it is they haven’t watched those videos on X of the indian truck drivers fucking up on the highway
>>534815327You need to understand that all liberal comedy about race is simply >White people bad >Minority good! And that's it. Every setup and punchline always stems from this logic. Making a lot of their humor confusing
>>534815327How can these people be so out of touch
Wow, right-wingers really can't take a joke, huh?
>>534815327>>534815331Leftists really like H1Bs and our sourcing because it cuts wages, causes American workers to lose their jobs and enriches the mega rich. They pretend it's because indians are smarter when it's because they pay indians less. Like 66% of H1Bs are entry level or the step above entry level and right now comp sci and related coding jobs have a higher unemployment rate for new grads than black lesbian queer theory degreesH1Bs also make below the average wage for a given experience in a given cityMusk is a huge pusher of this shit. For the last 3 or 4 christmases he's gone on long twitter rants about how much he loves jeets and wants to only hire jeets because Americans are too entitled and don't want to work 80 hours a week and ask for raises
>>534815332So thanks for confirming that you REALLY can't take a joke
>>534815333I've never met a lefty that didn't slobber over h1b nuts
>>534815334Maybe you could take a joke if you didn't have this weird compulsion to make everything about "the left," just a thought?
>>534815333It's not a funny joke.
>>534815336Sure it is
Trumps needs to die
>>534815332Musk is a leftist?
>>534815327What movie is this?
>>534815340Slumdog millionaire
>>534815339Nearly, he's a corporate-cock-sucking fags who hates America's workers and thinks we exist to serve the economy and not the other way around
>>534815338good morning, saar!
>>534815342So Trump is also a leftist?
Let me tell you something LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIGN
>>534815337Then explain why it's funny.
>>534815339As much as the rich elite on Right loves to bitch about immigration they actually don't give a fuck. They only care about profit. They only dump money on the Right because the Right taxes them less and get rid of regulations. That's it. They don't care if the guy driving their delivery trucks is named Hassan or Jeremy so long as the profits don't go down. Oil companies drilled like crazy under Biden and yet supported Trump in 2024 even though they outright said they had no plans to drill even if he won because they already drilled all they wanted under Biden. They supported him only because he was gonna give them tax breaks and get rid of regulations.
>>534815343Why would an indian want trump to die
>>534815344No, he doesnt care about the economy or America's businesses at all, if he had he wouldn't have invaded Iran. He uses the office to make himself money and curry his own favors, he's strongly individualist, a right-win trait.
>>534815349Destroying iran is literally good for business but trump didn't actually destroy iran so
>>534815347>Oil companies drilled like crazy under Biden and yet supported Trump in 2024 even though they outright said they had no plans to drill even if he won because they already drilled all they wanted under Biden.they didn't. Biden canceled all of the drilling permits for the small oil shall companies that sprang up at the end of obongo so BP and the standard oil companies had a cartel under brandon and dramatically cut production so they could sell oil for more money per barrel because brandon and mayor faggot used the federal government to regulate out their competition and give them an cartel>>534815348visa jeets were down 75% in the US in 2025 vs 2024.
>>534815350Good for which business?
>>534815351Then why did the oil companies come out and say they had no plans to drill right after Trump won?
>>534815350Americans can't destroy Iran. They're too incompetent.
>>534815327I pay so little attention to politics I don't even know who this is mocking. Who the hell thinks indians are intelligent or hardworking?
>>534815352All of them if they liberalize the economy>>534815354America can nuclear bomb iran until theres nothing left if they really wanted and theres nothing iran could do about it
>>534815353they fucking said that under biden too. there's a phone call where brandon is seething and the head of bp or exon or whatever says they aren't going to up capacity. the only way the oil companies will increase capacity is if the shale companies come back because the shale has such low profit they needed to move massive volumes to make money. opec, bp and standard oil have real oil wells so they make more money by producing less oil and selling it for more money. they couldn't do that from like 2014-2020 because the shale companies were flooding the market so opec then started flooding the market so they could pay for their government services because saudi arabians and quataris and iranians don't pay taxes so then the American oil cartel companies had to over produce. When Brandon took power he put in a bunch of regulatory measures to ban shale companies >>534815354a third world toilet cleaner who never won a war and whose country can't go to space posted thisI can't wait until russia nukes you
>>534815356the guy who posted that is some kind of eastern yuro who legit thinks his country, that has never won a war and doesn't have AC and can't put a man in space, is smarter than the US and could win a war vs the US
>>534815350>Destroying iran is literally good for businessYeah especially for Trump and Hegseth's brokers.
>>534815356>and theres nothing iran could do about itBut the rest of the world can. It won't be open war, you'll just get fucked economically untiyou back down, as usual.
>>534815356>if they liberalize the economyIt didn't happen in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria or Libya, why do you think it would happen hereAmerica has this fantasy that you topple a government and the the country becomes a mini America ripe for exploitation but it's never actually happened in the long history of American government-toppling.
>>534815332>Musk is a huge pusher of this shit.Sorry Timmy, even Trump agrees that whites are just untalented losers.
>>534815356America will never use nukes, you retard. Not in a world where every other country has them.>>534815357America thought they would have won by now. Just because the King Jew told Trump it was a good idea. Instead little weak little Iran threw out some drones and mines and Trump and jews are still seething two months later.
>>534815361Well it is ripe for exploitation, just none of benefits the man on the street, just like taking their oil won't benefit the man on the street
>>534815360the rest of the world are is full of dickless subhuman cucks who cuckout to the US at every opportunity>>534815362you yuros sure love jeets and communism>>534815363iran's king is dead and their economy is in tatters and enemy nations like china, yurop, india and cuba are having a fuel crisis. we won, thirdieIMO it's a complete victory because gas prices are higher in yurop than the US. I hope this lasts through the winter
Has he never been to India?
>>534815365Refreshing to see an American admit how evil their country is
>>534815367why should we care about the feelings of thirdies? foreigners aren't people
>>534815365>who cuckout to the US at every opportunitylol no, how are those tariff wars going, buddy? it's the chinese century, get used to it
>>534815368You're right man fuck everybody else, especially the next town over
>>534815365>we won, thirdieYou lost. To goat fuckers, again.
>>534815369>yuropoor so irrelevant they/them cheers on the chineseevery time>>534815370yup, fuck all nonAmericans>>534815371>when they kill your king, you win
>>534815365China and europe are fine and getting real close with each other. Trump is very good for China.
>>534815372China won 20 years ago, buddy.
>>534815372>nonAmericansMore than that fuck everybody not from my state, destroy them all
>>534815327Pretty much everyone over 30 and everyone who isn't Chronically online in America views Indians as hard working and well educated. Most Indians in America work in things like Tech or Medicine and there is a disproportionate amount of Indians in high ranking government positions and in finance as well as owning small businesses. This is the right wing edgelord version of thinking everyone hates Harry Potter because JK Rowling is Transphobic. You get off the internet and people view Indians as doctors, engineers and businesspeople.
Left, right different sides of the same fucking coin being played like a fiddle by the elites...dumb brainwashed motherfuckers
>>534815373>>534815374china collapsed long ago already, in the end they were just slaves for cheap manufacturing, nothing more nothing less
>>534815373>>534815374>belt of butthurt cucks immediately offer up their anuses to chinaevery time>>534815376my dad worked in tech and has hated jeets for the past 20 years
>>534815344Trump has explicitly said multiple times that he wants both illegal spics to work farms and h1bs to take tech jobs. The problem is that orange nigger dickriders are an actual cult.
>>534815380you aren't even American, thirdie.
>>534815381Neither is Melania Trump but here we are...
ITT: seething amerimutts
>>534815376>doctors, engineersYou sound like a government employee who advocates for mass migration from third world shitholes into white countries
>>534815372why do you retards keep losing wars to shithole countries?
>>534815383>t. Nagoor babu
>>534815385Name one country that hasn't lost a war to a shithole country
>>534815365A fuel crisis hits much of Europe, and especially China, less hard than it does the US because they have more alternate energy sources. Norway, for example, could hardly give less of a shit about high prices at the pump because the entire country drives electric.
>>534815384How do I get one of those jobs?
>>534815388Weird you conveniently ignore the fact barely anyone lives in norway
>>534815382so why should anyone care what your thirdie ass has to think or say?>>534815383you are just mad because your toilet cleaning country can't go to space or invent AC>>534815385>when they kill your king and ruin your economy, you win>>534815388>norway is indicative of the entire nation of yuropif it wasn't harming yuros, yuros wouldn't be making these seethe threads on /tv/
>>534815356>All of them if they liberalize the economyLOLLMAO even>>534815358Hate to break it for you, but after EBIGFURRY the whole MiddleEast negotiates and purchase anti-drone defense from Eastern Euro country who never won the war, instead of USA, because USA cannot provide proper drone defense.
>>534815392cool, so the drones won't work for shit since they came from third world countries that have never won a war or had a single scientific discovery
>>534815391Nta but what kind of space? For me it's Hilbert space.
>>534815391>kill the leader>country must go poofLittle Epsteins like you have no idea how the world works.
>>534815386>>534815391case in point lmao. keep seething mutt boy
>>534815396keep cleaning german toilets, thirdie
>>534815391Nice mental gymnastics there. Obvious cope. Let me guess, you didnt lose in vietnam ether, you just "ended the war". LMAO, I guess your brain lacks oxygen with all that israeli cock jammed down your throat
>it's actually a good thing we went to war with iran lol?
>>534815397>mutt boy from literal third world country makes fun of thirdieslol. cope harder. you are all the same to me. you will never be white
>>534815333It’s not a joke.
>What's my job, sar?>Take train selfie and not die.
>>534815397I've never seen an Indian janitor Stop with this fucking gaslighting. You people all you do is gaslight any perception of Indians that isn't generated by watching bait videos from people in India. My pediatrician the first doctor I remember was Indian. I've had a lot of Indian doctors, I went to a high ranked university, there were a lot of Indians there. They all smelled perfectly fine and used toilets. So stop fucking typing you gaslighting assholes, just cause you grew up in a place that only had one ethnic group doesn't mean everyone grew up in some weird homogenous Deliverance world.
>>534815332I hate leftists but you're describing MAGA and the modern republican right 1:1 here mate. You yanks are deranged
>>534815403India is a shit hole.
>>534815401>cant take a joke so hard he doesnt even understand that a comedy show makes jokes
>>534815403Saar, just stop. Or shall we post the sttistics?
>>534815403Well of course, nobody in their right mind would expect an indian to be good at cleaning
>>534815405Did you read anything I said or did you just repeat something you always repeat because you're a fucking autistic idiot who thinks repetition is the same thing as intelligence and/or humor?
>>534815365Iran humiliate you, niggerworshiper
>>534815403>I've had a lot of Indian doctors, I went to a high ranked university, there were a lot of Indians there.That's incredibly fucked up.
>>534815411If you have trouble grasping that it proves you didn't go to a particularly good university because you're not very smart
>>534815410Iran killed US leaders?
>>534815409ahut the fuck up lol
There are no great Indian engineering firms. There are no great Indian software companies. India has produced no internationally renowned films or music. India is not known for its artists. When people think of Indian culture they think of dirt and rape. The only good Indian thing is the food, and even then the place is so dirty and disgusting that you can't eat the food there without shitting blood afterwards.But I'm expected to believe my lovely white country benefits from importing you grimy shit-goblins?
>>534815412I live in an actual country with borders and laws and stuff.
>>534815376maybe 20 years ago they would only take the top tier of Indian society that actually know how to operate a toilet, now they'll accept any street shitter. They're white collar Mexicans, cheap labor for tech companies to replace uppity white men who demand a fair living wage, can't have that, line must go up at any cost.
>>534815415To make matters worse, "Indian" food was created by Turko-Persians (Mughals) and the Anglos, both of whom found the native slop of India far too disgusting and set about to make it palatable.
>>534815397Who the fuck would hire an Indian to clean a toilet?
>>534815418Where did you learn culinary history?
>>534815372>kingthis is american education
>>534815354>here is how Iran can still win
>>534815416And what country is that?
>>534815327Indians still live in the 1990s where they were seen as model minorities. They’re blissfully unaware of the new stereotypes of them being scammers and rapists who live in filth.
>>534815376Question: if these Jeets are the ultra human capital who are going to cure AIDSbola, colonize Mars, crank out quantum computing, and crack cold fusion, then why is the Jeet government so eager to let them leave the country? No nation is made great via brain-drain; just look at how crippled Russia was by the late '90s.Another question: if these Jeets are so great at tech jobs, why do apps and software keep getting shittier?Yet another question: why isn't India the headquarters of every top firm in the world?
>>534815327The guy went on a first date with a girlAsked for the check before the girl finished her mealWent straight from kissing to shoving his head into her crotchEven if that guy was brad pitt that shit wouldn't fly lmao what the fuck was this curry munching z lister thinking?!
>>534815423>/pol/troon crashing out without his little flags to ad hominem with
>>534815425What's the point of discussing third world brain drains and postcolonial corruption when you use terms like "Jeet" and "AIDSbola" and spend your time thinking about colonizing Mars and discovering cold fusion.I said >>534815412 none of you people who hate Indians come off as particularly intelligent.
>>534815427You realize that if you say the country you live in you'll get crap for it.
>>534815376I have honestly never heard of this stereotype about Indians. People associate "hard working and educated" more with japanese and korean people.
>>534815429case in point lol
>>534815430>japanese and koreanYou're definitely chronically online. Can't even mention China
>>534815403These are the indians that were smart enough to leave their shithole country
>>534815432I could mention a lot of countries with a better reputation than India
>>534815434Yes, but the countries you mentioned were the land of Anime and the land of KPop.
>>534815435Thats ironically only the first association for a chronically online person
>>534815436Do you have trouble understanding other people's logic?
>>534815434Yeah me too, infact I could mention 194 countries better than India
>>534815403it's just the current bogeyman couple years ago it was tranniesa couple years before that it was homosexualsand before that black peopleand before that jewsin a couple more years they'll have moved to the next
>>534815423If I reveal that you'll use your jewish magic to fill it with streetpoopers.
>>534815333As a leftist your entire existence is a joke
>>534815441Current admin in the White House is the biggest joke possibly ever. Not the time to be pointing fingers at the other guy lol...
Last summer I traveled to India with my bf. One night I was skinny dipping in the Ganges and I saw some local studs confidently eyeing me. I let them all go in raw in my pussy, mouth, and ass (first time trying anal). Thankfully my bf never found it.
>>534815327Kek imagine sticking up for Kash Patel. How can you look at him and not see a total ass clown?
>>534815444He literally looks like an Indian version of the JUST dentist
Indians were a liked minority when it was just the Educated Brahmin caste and deposed Royalty & Nobility who collaborated with the British who could emigrate. They also piggybacked off the goodwill people had towards the Punjabi Sikhs, Pakistani upper class Muslims & Sri Lankan wealthy merchants who moved to the West. Now the doors are open to the rest of South Asian society, people are realising we got the top 1% before, and the other 99% are almost totally useless, medieval-minded cattle.
>>534815437Thats ironic again.
>>534815443you were in the most polluted river in the world that has dead bodies floating in it? rip anon
>>534815435Japan isnt just the land of fucking anime you retarded weeb. For people who actually work it is more known for computers, robotics, chip industry and fine woodworking
>>534815442You've been crying about Trump for 10 years though and he still won. Where's the joke?
>>534815443gr8b8m8. Somehow the skinny dipping in the Ganges part is more disgusting than the gangbang
>>534815339>>534815331So leftists say the right is racist against Indians but also the right is pushing for Indian immigrants?Meanwhile it's only ever leftists defending open borders
>>534815450He won by lying and when he got into office he's done the opposite of almost everything he promised.
>>534815331your joke has to make sense, and be less political baiting
>>534815453He cut immigration, USAID, ended DEI laws and put tariffs on all the nations putting them against America>but he told a lieSo does every Democrat
>>534815348Once they're in your country they don't need to pretend anymore
>>534815455I feel sorry for you.
>>534815457I accept your concession, bootlicker
the whole middle east should be glassed, fuck you and your shitty religions
>>534815455Usaid was a good thing though. He attacked Venezuela and started a war in Iran for his masters in Israel. He ran on no new wars. He's preventing millions of Epstein files from being released and overly redacted the ones that were released, both of which are illegal to do. He's barely deported anyone, but he did use ice as a show of force for the braindead Americans who like it when other people are hurt.
>>534815327>>I am the first indian person to suck at their job>>Everyone says indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent>What?!For the libfags>see its not racist because its an indian guy and he's acknowledging the bigoty without playing into it. for the chuds>he's saying it over and over again because he cant say jeets are lazy fucks. Either way, you're thinking about it.
>>534815458>bootlickerSorry, what? You're being fooled by the President and his amateur admin and towing the line using talking points. You're the bootlicker here dummy.
>>534815327India is russia’s bitch.Pajeets are russian spies.Putting actual russian in important goverment or industry position will raise too many eyebrows. But the servile pajeets?Have you wondered why do racist anti-immigrant rusian-backed politicians hate all colored people but love pajeets? Because their russian handler told them to. It’s all so obvious.
>>534815327That guy is a rapist scum
>>534815460>>534815462vaxed slave vacca
>>534815432China has a bad rep for being rude , scammy, and red spies
>>534815462>H-hey that's our word you can't use it! Nta but you are a fag and definitely a bootlicker
>>534815460>>534815462Bootlickers support big government, retarded samefagAnd epstein was a Democrat
>>534815463>politians hate immigrantsThey're the ones who opened the borders in the first place
>>534815362You're right. As much as the left pisses and cries about how trump is literally hitler, he does not go far enough. Next time we have to elect someone who will enforce the borders with deadly force, place a total moritorium on all legal migration, and send ALL of them back, not just the rapists and pedophiles that Pretti and Goode died defending. We have to go even further beyond
>>534815398when we left we had 80% of the land and 90% of the population and fewer than 60,000 Americans died. 6 million polish faggots died losing WWII to the russians>>534815400the US is the only first world country. it must make you SEETHE that we went to the moon and you are to gay and retarded to put a man in space. hell you are on an American website on the American internet talking about an American tv show in the American language because your third world ass nation has no culture >>534815403>I've never seen an Indian janitormust be why india is covered in trash. Also I was called the other poster a polak not a jeet, retardo >they smell perfectly fine and use toiletslmao
>>534815404good morning, saar! why should I take the word of an indian, such as yourself, on American politics? >>534815410>when someone kills your king, you windo thirdies really think that?so it must be super humiliating for you that we went to the moon and you can't put a man in space and your country has never won a war or invented anything>>534815419I was calling him polish, not a jeet>>534815421American education went to the moon, yuropean education invented the troon
>>534815470bot
>>534815465I accept your concession.
>>534815327>I am the first indian person to suck at their jobWe had two indians at my job. One was a manager and every one hated him but I didn't mind him so much. The other was supposed to be in a technical/engineering role and he was the dumbest motherfucker I ever worked with. I don't know if his credentials were fake or what but he knew nothing. He did follow all the paperwork bullshit to a t though. He made me understand the india hate I see online.
>>534815470>I want to fuck Sydney Sweeney, Jessica Alba, Hedy Lamarr, and Mary Magdalene in a 5-way orgy. And I want it done now.You're just saying things that could happen but most likely will not. British professors can't migrate here to work? And if their green card lapses, they're killed on sight? Anon, think before you post retarded "political opinions."
>>534815327I would have never knew about this if it had not been for op being a fag.So Op is worse then SNL.
>>534815331Kash absolutely deserves to be ridiculed but this is just grandstanding, not a joke
>>534815471>the US is the only first world countrycope harder, muttboy
>>534815455>ended DEIReally? Aren't they still a thing in movies?
>>534815480DEI laws were enforced by government. The DEI pushed by billionaire corporations still exist although they changed the name due all the flops I think
>>534815463>it's another third world polish accuses the US government of being russian spies post>>534815479I don't see your third world toilet cleaning country putting a man on the moon. gunna loose another war to russia and spend another 200 years under russian occupation?
>>534815480the DEI shit in the movies is "voluntary". Trump ended all government support for DEI in government agencies and federally funded programs and organizations and made it illegal for colleges that receive federal funds from making admissions decisions based on race
>>534815327Indian delusion is hilarious. Actively ruin everything they touch, India is a disgusting hell hole and this specific Indian had his career wrekt for sexual misconduct but still pretend you aren’t an awful race of retards kek
You see we're all from the country of Mysteryniggonia actually so can't we get along?
>>534815327> Timmycels get butthurt by a comedy skit Jeet means victory as usual
>>534815555Trump passed a bunch of worthless EOs that retards like you actually think matter
>>534815811>you’re just triggered >crashes a semi truck into a random families killing them all
>>534815871there was a scotus, nigger.also most of the DEI shit was done via EO in the first place, nigger
>thread gets made and remade on /tv/ and posted in for HOURS>gets moved to /pol/ and suddenly the brown subhuman yurobrowns are too brown to post
>>534815329>You need to understand that all liberal comedy about race is simplyNot comedy, literally anything liberals write is just anti-white propaganda.
>>534815327Did you know that Indians have the highest range of Neanderthal DNA?50% of the Neanderthal genome can be reconstructed purely from Indians. The average Indian doesn't have more than 2% Neanderthal, but different Indians have different Neanderthal, and there is Neanderthal DNA carried by Indians that no other modern populations carry,
