Why exactly are Germans like this?
>>534821824They DO do that in Germany
>>534821824How do you know that they're German?
>>534821824Whats wrong with that? Just harmless fun.
>>534821824DOCH DICKE TITTENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4
>>534821824Least they did not peeing when they did that.
>>534821824be fun to see a transwoman get involved there
>>534821824You're obviously brown. They are doing a spring time festival dance.
>>534821824>FUN?>WE DONT DO THAT IN BURGERLAND
>>534823066It’s clearly sexual you dumb migger
>>534821824HNNNNNNGH
>>534821824It’s der culta
>>534821824GOD I love german women
>>534821824you mean women
>>534821824It's dey culcha
>>534823635Only a black person would think it's sexual
>>534821824BRAAAAAAAAP
>>534821824A thing Americans will never getWe are different here. We have very local traditions. This might be a tradition (or not I've never seen it) that is already unknown like half an hour drive from there.We have dialects that other Germany can literally not understand. We are not a homogeneous mass. Bavaria is not Germany.
>>534821824I bet those are immigrants and not real Germans, if they were German women they would've shit and eat the shit
>>534824145SNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF
>>534821824woil i mog figge
>>534821824>Germany>look inside>its just Bavaria
>>534821824Ja, slappen butten.
>>534821824Is this a real cultural thing they do there? Or are these a bunch of retards
>>534824686Bavaria is realest germany tho
>>534821824I would rather hang out with them then some fucking muslims or indians
>>534821824Germany? Na, I call bullshit. Too many Whites
>>534823635>least puritan american
>>534821942for me, it's the matjesbrötchen
>>534824804For me Bismarck because of the vinegar
>>534824804EIN BELEGTES BROT MIT SEELACHS (SEELACHS!EIN BELEGTES BROT MIT EI (EI!)DA SIND ZWEI BELEGTES BROTEEINS MIT SEELACHS EINS MIT EI!UND DAZU... (sorry if bad spelling, citing from memory)
>>534821942How are you supossed to eat these things in a civilized way?
>>534824804based>>534824922also based
>>534824922checkedUND DAZU EISGEKÜHLTER BOMMERLUNDERBOMMERLUNDER EISGEKÜHLT>>534824921not bad either>>534825014you knibble the stuff reaching out of the brötchen, then you eat it like a burger
>>534821824Not everyone can afford drums. Don't make fun of poor people.
>>534824921have a ancient joke:>it's 1933>Jewish fishmonger starts advertising Hitlerhering>people ask him: what's the recipe for Hitlerhering?>fishmonger says:>it's easy: I take a regular old Bismarckhering, open the mouth, remove the brain, and that's it
>>534825014You don'tYou defend yourself with one hand against the gulls with the other hand you try to get it down without completely humiliating yourself.Or you eat them without the bread
>>534821942>I'm ready to settle down
>>534825122>You defend yourself with one hand against the gullskek'd and checked for truthdon't eat while walking, those fuckers like to swoosh in when you are movinggod i hate those flying niggersmaybe the only bird i really dislike
>>534825090>>534825027wanna be frens?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5ku-2T3r8Y
>>534825263>wanna be frens?>toten hosenfuck it, despite your taste in bands, i will be your fren
>>534825421HIER KOMMT ALEX!
>>534824716No, it's a show for old senile American tourists.
>>534821824It's from smoking sauerkraut.>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9XFI9rk7lns
>>534821824Silly traditions come with being a real country over a long period of time, not some frontier outpost settled by rejects from real countries.
>>534825421>despite your taste in bandsI have an eclectic tastebut I also listen to the classics
>>534824720no, theyre alpinians>>534821824>er woaß es neddahoid dei goschn
>>534825090>>534825122That's comical, just learn to do Italian panini
>>534825481I figuredI haven’t seen anything like this ever about Germany Those hoes in that clip are making their country look really bad
>>534825669It's about the fishThe bread is just a vehicle to consume the fish. In a panini the bread is half of the thing.
>>534825658>alpinians well if you mention that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU6jnnv_EHo
>>534825669but we don't do panini IN GERMANY>>534825707it's just a goofy regional thingover here in the north, people are open air bowling and pole jumping over small bodies of water
>>534825891What you described is pretty goofy and wholesomeThe clip seems kinda… idk, tasteless? Then again, I’m not north german so maybe I shouldn’t say that
>>534825858>these women would eat me aliveand not because of cannibalism
>>534825891I nearly hit a group of drunk people bowling on the street the last time I was up there.
>>534825948>tastelessyou're not wrong. those are southern alpine germansthey are known for being a bit boorishpersonally, i find that dance to be goofy and over the top, but they can do as they like while i laugh about that in good spiritsand i like (most) regional flowers of culture. it adds vibrancy without the niggers
>>534826066>cannibalismHeute treff' ich einen HerrnDer hat mich zum Fressen gernWeiche Teile und auch harteStehen auf der SpeisekarteDAS IST MEIN TEIL
>>534826067huh, i didn't knew they went "pro"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQV4YLUPw5c
>>534825750that fish really doesn't look appetizing
>>534825858>over there i reckon>there?>yeah, perfect>perfect place for a new mosque>agreed
>>534826419kek Nigel with the bants
>>534821824I am bavarian and I tell you this is not traditional. We were always really prude here. Imagine doing this 50 years ago.
>>534824395I can drive an hour to a bavarian village in the fucking cascades and see something retarded like this. it's just to entertain tourists, and I only for there for the authentic food.
>>534826360Nobody said it's "easy" food. Sometimes you have to grow a taste then it's very rewarding. Or you just don't like it I don't care.
>>534826459do you still say gruss Gott for hello or is it just the old nazis who do?
>>534826360most of those are pickled or fermented in their own gutsand shrimpies just look like that over herei would recommend to try some of those if you ever find your way to north german fish disheslots of stuff looks grueling, but it will surprise you in a good way. pic relatedrollmops, bismarck and matjes are my favs
>>534826516>the authentic food
>>534821942I like salmon and stremellachs sounds amazing.Is it just the fillet on bread, or does it have sauce and veggies?
>>534821824hitler wanted to replace everyone with drum-beating asses culture what a delusional faggot
>>534821942honestly I don't get why people think that picrel burgers are bad. It's literally just sandwiches with fish.
>>534826294>bro just really wanted to eat his own dick>and share it with the cook>what are you a bigot or somethingsick fucks
>>534826562Grias God is helloPfia God is goodbyeServus is both but more informalYes we still do it. Not weird or old fashioned at all.But we also use Ciao a lot here.
>>534826591I used to eat a lot of those with pepperoni instead of that nasty stuff. They were pretty good.
>>534826591Unfortunately discontinued
>>534821824Amerimutt mad because their women could never do this because they are all OBESE
>>534826701>Ciaobut germanized, as 'tschau' and only as a 'good-bye', not in italian, where it dual serves as a 'hello' as well
>>534824395white germans moved to the USA, non-white germans stayed behind to larp as humans
>>534826566Can you tell me why the fuck you people eat raw pork?
>>534826591i would guess that they have boar roast on a spit, "brotzeit"-plates of sausages, un/pickled veggies, beer and some natron bread in bavaria for a festivalwhat would appalachian/midwestern hicks serve? >>534826639people think those delicious fastfoods are bad?
>>534826701>But we also use Ciao a lot here.
>>534826796Unfortunate indeed. Those salami were lecker. Schmeckt gut.
>>534826701>Servusthis is literally Latin for "I am at your service" but okay, I guess traditions die hard>Ciao the lady who ran the hotel in Tirol looked obviously Italian but she was formally Austrian so I guess that checks out too
>>534821942Y’all niggas be eating the Bismarck! I’ve seent it
>>534826821Is this American Education™?
>>534827001>>534825121
>>534821824Popoklatschen \o/
>>534826855that is not raw, but yes we do, because its de-fucking-licious>>534821942>einmal räucherlachs, bitte>seelachs geht auch, jadit geht ja noch
>>534825121lel
>>534821824This is degenerate. Only men are supposed to do this with each other.
>>534827097this confuses and enrages the burger
>>534821824Is it necessary to swing their head at high speed 1mm from the cobblestone????
>>534821942I'll keep it simple today. Just the Seelachs, bitte.
>>534826855checked and no problemit's not hack/mett, it's a cooked mixture of butter, corned beef and/or fish, potatos, pickled cucumbers, beetroot plus seasoning and flavoring like pepper and stuff. all blended together, served with varying sidesbtw, raw minced pork is only served on the day of the mincing
>>534826855Because we can. Germany is Trichinella free which makes it as safe or unsafe as beef to eat raw.
>>534827067He's right, nigger. The Amish in America are more german than you'll ever be. Nevermind that they are originally Swiss, since we only started pretending they're not germans in the 20th century.
is it socially acceptable for a foreigner to go to bavaria and wear a dirndl?
>>534821824>Why exactly are Germans like this?Germ descendants have the largest criminal faction of my state, ou of New Hamburg city...>perfidious Germs will be perfidious..
>>534827097Don't you get parasites in your bottom or something?
>>534827401If you are female
>>534827429https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JEPsEFjJ08
>>534821824Looks fun.Bet they get invited to parties alot.
>>534821942I would try all of these, and probably like most.
>>534827202pork is a staple of german cuisine, nglgerman cuisine is, however, highly underrated>that isit is less fine, more heavy>jägerschnitzel>pilzrahm>spätzle>gemischter salat oder salat-der-jahreszeit>pils oder helles dazusmall break>small coffee and cigarette>dozens of regional desserts to choose from'germany' as a political entity is 1871before that, we were a bunch of hillbilly outbacks, who happened to speak german...okay, fine, there was the HRE as wellbut the point still standsthe difference between the ostfriese (near netherlands) and the bavarian (near austria) is like... the difference between somebody from oregon and texas, at least in amplitude
>>534827488fuck so unfair
>>534827455checkedno, we don't>>534827401i guess they would be delighted to see both a female tourist and a giant faggot wearing one
>>534827514a bibit mutted, sure, but they are still Germaning the shit out of the nigger competition here, their profit doesn't even compare
>>534827845>german cuisine is, however, highly underratedReally?I was told it was Russian shit tier dishes + sausages.
>>534821942I haven't eaten all day and that krabben looks good
>>534826639I think it comes from peoples who don't live near the coast. Fish to them is fried to hell and back.
>>534827853You can always call it a lost bet. You just have to own it.
>>534827845>spätzlehey those are just lane kluski under a different name>yfw all food turns out to be regional not national duh
>>534828006It has a lot in common with Czech cuisine.
>>534828006>yfw all food turns out to be regional not national duh
>>534826796>discontinuedSo now it's a Nothing-burg.... Sounds like 4chin
>>534821942Rolling for Krabben
>>534828006i mean, arent you proving me right?adults buying happy meals get to vote to, i would suppose
>>534828006look out for regional dishes, there are a lot of them>>534828202i would say that german cuisine is a big blend of most european corners, since we sit in the middlenorthern cuisine has more in common with scandi than with bavarian cuisine and vice versathere is a common core, but on a large spectrum
>>534828161that's a bit curious, because spätzle in germany now is more a south and south-western (schwaben) thingbut yes, probably the same/similar
>>534821824>White culture
>>534828449lots of german peasants were imported to slavic countries a couple of hundred years agoi would assume that they brought a lot of their cuisine with themon the other hand, cooking flour with eggs is nothing too far out to have been invented multiply times
>>534826639that looks bad?
>>534828580maybe idk>nothing too far out to have been invented multiply timesi like this argument, it goes far too often underappreciated, whilst 'first!' gets overrated>>534828449>that's a bit curious, because spätzle in germany now is more a south and south-western (schwaben) thingyou can generally always get it in bawü, usually in bayern, sometimes in urbanities, and otherwise only if the owner of the joint/restaurant happens to be from bawü/bayern/takes a personal liking to spätzle
>>534828580>lots of german peasants were imported to slavic countries a couple of hundred years agochecks out my maternal's great grandpa's name was Leon Wolf (not the guy on Wikipedia, don't bother)
i wish grils still wore those dorky olde fashioned pantsu desutheyre qt
>>534828805Ask any Yugo who invented minced meat with spices made to a shape of your liking.
>>534828580>cooking flour with eggs is nothing too far outretards also like to claim putting a piece of meat between slices of bread is something special meanwhile duh
>>534821824lel
>>534821952we just know
>>534828805>i like this argument, it goes far too often underappreciated, whilst 'first!' gets overratedyupp. it's like the "who invented pizza?" questioni would say that it's pretty much impossible to determine who was the first to put toppings on bread and then re-baking it>>534828864always nice to know something about your families past>>534828985agreed
>>534828255every time you swipe right
>>534827195This confuses and enrages me!
>>534827195mama wont you pls pass me the porkroll egg and cheese?
>>534829131>i would say that it's pretty much impossible to determine who was the first to put toppings on bread and then re-baking itno, but i do honor that the italians set the standardthat being said, i cannot prevent anyone (including myself) from putting pineapple on a pizza, marciollo
>>534823635So?
>>534825014
>>534824395Americans do get itAll the Germans who thought this was stupid went to the Americas
>>534829474>egg and cheese?huh?it's raw pork with onion pretty antisemitic and proabably banned where you are
>>534829503>pineapple on a pizzaakchually that was a crafty Canadian guy as disgraceful as it sounds, "Hawaiian" pizza was invented by leaf can't say I don't like it tho
>>534821824German engineering at its finestAs a side bonus, there is no water on the shitting plate, so every time someone in the building takes a shit everyone gets to enjoy the smell of itThis is how they voluntarily designed and continue to design toilets
>>534829611its a songalso youre rarted. i live in america. you realize we have a SHITton of poles and krauts in the rustbelt no? ive literally eaten that before. i used to live in a city that had a whole district of polish immigrants (total shithole btw, do not recc). they were all 80IQ, had the round heda, and didnt know english for shit
>>534829898>at least it doesnt sound like a constant stream of shit when talkingdanksgoyvel
>>534829995>its a songI can't know all your retarded repertoire, yo culcha ain't what is used to be, noamsayin?
>>534821824Why aren't those women 300lbs and hairy with rainbow colored hair and pissing in each others mouths?
>>534829595Well, I'm convinced. Let's let in millions of essentially slave laborers to take over entire industries that used to provide work for American families.
>>534830249>the trajectories don't quite line up
Germans are cousins with niggers
>>534821824>Noooo you must do indian hindu shit or be a muslim!!!
>>534824804> drei fur frei
>>534830952>es war so eine angenehme stimmung in hans dem seiner fischbude
>>534825146kek, have a (you)
>>534821824Just watching it makes me afraid that someone is going to smash their head against a paving stone. That’s the funny part of the story. Germans know perfectly well that things like this go viral.
>>534830249check berlin
>>534821824Autism: the country
>>534821942What is it about these do people find off-putting? Is it the raw fish, or the fact that they're paired with bread?
>>534832360I would do anything to defend them against americans
>>534823635Men do this too
>>534828255not affordable anymore
>>534832381>Is it the raw fishthe krabben are fresh and the different lachs's can be freshmost of them are pickled, fermented or cured in other manners, a few are breaded, fried and then pickled
>>534821942Seelachs for me, thanks
Fighting those replacement numbers
>>534821824I’ve never ever seen anyone do that in Germany an I lived in Bavaria as well as Black Forest
>>534826796discontinued because it was trockener Scheissdreck
>>534821942We Bratrollering here
There's no way all those upside down bottom smacks aren't going to result in some tummy rumbles and eventually, bitty burps.Those young women are literally farting each other in front of an excited crowd. Yikes.
>>534831938I'll say this for berlin chicks: at least a steady diet of coke keeps a lot of them at a healthy weight
>>534821942B R A T H E R I N G
>>534832816>that's afro-german forest, chud
>>534821824First time I'm seeing women do it, usually it's middle aged men.>>534821942I love the Seelachs and Bismark burger.
>>534836367Brudi warum
>>534821824Serious question: why can't we make powdered beer mix?
>>534836746>amerishartThat sounds like pure chemicals
>>534821942this image made me get a Bismarckbrötchen once. was okay
>>534821942Why are germans like this?
germans are angry autistic weirdos, I thank allah everyday I was born in bohemia
>>534825090>you knibble the stuff>you knibble >knibbleI love you German people so much it's unreal.
>>534834498brather ing ? brath ering ? bra the ring ?brat her in g ?
>>534839044checkedi guess i wrote it too phonetic?
>>534839199added a silent k
>>534821942this is very good, however
>>534839342I read it as "kuh-nib-bul" which just makes it even more adorable. We don't do that in Muttland.
>>534839342fuggi see>nibbleyour "knight" and "night" situation got the better of me>>534839409looks thuringian(?) to mealso tasty uezs
>>534821942geilif you do not love Fischbrötchen you can not be german
>>534839471>>534839342>>534839044https://voca.ro/1cMDQLZi7CAs
>>534821824Bavarians.They hardly count as German, or civilized.
>>534839664bavarians are like asiansther are like four different types of them
>>534839479Franconian, from Nuremberg. They got some really good sausages there.
>>534839723
>>534821942i should call her...
>>534839968true enoughbut i never have visited a region in germany that had no good sausagesi like the western slavic ones as wellno homo>>534840019>franken>unterbayern>oberbayern>münchenervielleicht noch "zugeroiste"
>>534827455>Don't you get parasites in your bottom or something?That's why the onions are important, which are antiparasitic.
>>534840249>unterbayernkek schleich di gschissneri did not know that münchener is a whole category on it self
>>534839723Kek based bavarians. We also say drecks praisen(preussen) but we say it for any german
>>534840659>möchtegernschluchtenscheißer sie froh' dass ich noch unterscheiden will
>>534840849>seiriiii
>>534840849Ah, wenn man ausm Pott kommt, will man schon lieber in die Schlucht scheißen Aber Wien hat auch teilweise schlimmere Bezirke als unsere Großstädte in NRWAlles Geldsache
>>534841294ich höre fieses aus dem eigentlich wunderschönen wienist halt alles überall kagge
>>534839409man that looks good
>>534841693Thüringer is pretty good
>>534840249it's "niederbayern".>>534840659>i did not know that münchener is a whole category on it selfmünchner kindl deserves to be its own category desu.t. zugroaster in minga
