God created the aliens
>>534825469God created everything by definition. Even the things created by his creations are creations of his.
>>534825662exactly, nice to a non retarded post, thanks anon!
>>534825469god created costa rica too
>>534825767we are lowkey the true chosen land but we tell everyone its Israel so they leave us the fuck alone
>>534825767>>534825821this is a joke btw, kinda off
>>534825764Of course. It's crazy how difficult that is for some people to grasp.
>>534825469Yahweh was a reptilian space alien
>>534828612>An oppressive tyrannical dragon that lived in a giant cubic spaceshipProbably
God himself says very clearly and repeatedly in the bible. You either obey my laws or you die.