https://anna.fi/ihmiset/laura-sammattiLaura Sammatti, 20, jumped onto a lake and snapped her neckIt was on a rented summer cabin and the group of frens and have never previoisly swimmed in the lake next to the cabin.Frens pulled unmovable Laura from water. She told them she cant move arms and legs.A doctor told her later "you're neck is broken"Turns out her arms started eventually partially work. Her legs dont.Now at age 27 she is still in a wheelchair>But it brings joy to her life to see that men are interested in her tinder profile, she has put her face onto tinder and gets a lot of male responses>She has not found a boyfriend though
>>534830919thats what happens when you go outside
>>534830919I can be her boyfriend if she gets an electric wheelchair. Don't wanna push her around 24/7
>>534830919This happened to a buddy of mine back in 2001. A beloved friend to my entire high school. Same old bridge jump spot (popular spot), feet first, happened to hit his feet on the river floor... paralyzed neck-down for the rest of his life. Lady luck can simply take everything from anyone, at any moment.
>>534830919She can still breed
>>534830919should try and make babies before she's all messed up there has to be somebody good enough
>>534830919I would jump headfirst into her pussy.
>>534831119based
>>534830919Her boyfriend is a dick. He’s always pushing her around and talking behind her back
>>534831197That's not luck, that's an evolutionary failure to be unable to recognize mortal danger. Luck would be if you were paralyzed from a car crash or doing something ordinary people do every day.
>>534830919On the bright side, she can't blame you for not having an orgasm.
i aint never gona walk again
>>534831383Kek.
>>534831398As mentioned, it was a very popular jump. At a college, at a bridge over a river, where thousands go every year. Since the 60s man... he was that 1/10,000 who got hurt
>>534831398>doing something ordinaryHe said it was a popular spot. If hundreds of people did it before you without issue, it's not really "mortal danger".
>>534830919Wood
>>534830919White women are so important, that even in a wheelchair she attracts guys. If you have a daughter, make her get a tinder account to enjoy the ARYAN SEED of different ARYAN MEN
>>534831660Hundreds of people have been shot in the abdomen and survived. Maybe millions
>>534831119>if she gets an electric wheelchairlivestream it and don't forget to put a wet sponge in her head
>>534830919>tattoo on the elbow, where the needle goes
That's pretty sad. Unfortunate. I did lots of fucking stupid shit like that as a teenager. Jumped off a highway into a water collection reservoir. Had no idea what was in the water. Could have been drought conditions and 5 feet deep. Shit happens in life
>>534831874What the hell I would do all that cum what daughter would giving to me?
>>534831695look up wheelchair pornit's necrophilia-tier
>>534831119Electric? Fucking faggot, it should be gas powered with four wheel drive and a shotgun rack and the obligatory cup holder for a beer. Oh and one of those spinny wind powered things that are shiny and multicolored.
>>534831383Carlos!!!!
>>534830919That's nothing David Kirwan, 24, jumped into a near-boiling hot spring at 200°F (93°C) in Yellowstone after his dog. Both died horribly
>>534831119Kek, lazy guinea.
>>534831197>luckI have never dived into water in my entire life, and never will unless I absolutely have to.
>>534831506>Don't be a menace>"You been paralyzed for the Iast five years!"
>>534831383He also has a leg up on her while she just rolls with it.
>>534831383>>534833966You glorious bastards.
>>534833242DONT BE RETARDED
>tattoosNasty whore. Plenty of men but no boyfriends is par the course for these skanks.
>>534831599just because billions of normals chose the donut doesnt mean its right, fucking faggot ass nigger kike
>>534831119Their pussy gets loose, rank with unwashed piss and just all around nasty and the sex is terrible and piss soaked bro, been there done that.
>>534831979>shot in the abdomen and survivedGenerous definition of "without issue".
>>534831599>As mentioned, it was a very popular jumpcan you make it popular with minorities?
>>534831119lmao
>>534830919voted for it
>>534831197Breaking your neck from a feet impact is extremely unlucky even if yes it can happen. That said I imagine it was a stupidly high bridge jump. Yes people commonly do recreational high jumps but it doesn't make it less stupid. Do you have the specific bridge?
'Look before you leap' is very old and very sound advice.
>>534834183dam tell us more about this
>>534834183I'd just face fuck her a lot
>>534830919Surprisingly this happens more than I would imagine. Guess a lot of people were never taught or told to always check water depth before jumping in.
This happens to foolish people all the time. If you want to dive just go to a pool
>>534831119Based, you gotta draw the line with these cripples and women
>>534834463The most obvious thing is never to dive head first unless it's a clear diving pool. I sail a lot and even then i'm not actually sure i've ever dived head first into the sea. No reason to.
>>534830919jerry rig
I can fix herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaJT5JygAqc
>>534834183>been there done that.Anon, you have to tell us more. I'm interested to hear the logistics of the situation.About 25 years ago I was at the movies and caught eyes with a beautiful girl who was on the other side of the snack counter. Exchange looks, smiles etc. I went over to chat her up and as she turned towards me I noticed she had those type of crutches that wrap around the forearm. I bailed. I saw her "walking" a bit later and the was fucked up. I imagine she had cp or something. I always wondered how that would have went.
>>534831496also she probably wouldn't know which door you are using
>>534833183Kek same. Almost died jumping into a rock quarry in wisconsin. But some other kid did seconds before me. I pulled back and wait the second for him to land and he hit rocks and broke his ribs and arms. Wasn't pretty
>>534834183You're basically masturbating with a part of their body they can't feel, sounds extremely awkward.
2D still better
>>534830919Her holes still work, she's fine.
>>534835322I believe him in that it's actually worse than being necrophilia-adjacent. If she can't feel it, the hygiene down there must be horrifying.
>>534830919Dumb bitch. Too bad she lived. Now she is a worthless cripple living off Finnish tax payers
>>534834145Easy there champ>>534834227Kek
>>534834357Pretty low, guessing from photos ive seen maybe 20ft. Id never been. Its near app state.
>>534830919politics?
>>534837039Das Stimmt. Needs to be /int/
>>534830919it's a metaphor for the nature of womancarnivorous, no accountability or impulse control
i dont know id rather take a blind one instead of a wheel one
>>534830919Speaking of jumping into unknown waters:https://litter.catbox.moe/8uz853.mp4
>>534834183>piss soakedHow is that different that any other sexual encounter with some slut who "squirts" all over the place every time she cums?
>>534830919It's sad that you basically have to see situations like this just to imagine a woman who might be humble.>>534838237There has got to be some sort of fetish, in some dark corner of the internet, of before and after videos of people being cocky and arrogant before they do something stupid, followed by a clip of them in a wheelchair or in prison explaining how stupid they were being. I would pay top dollar.
