I wasn't able to see my mom for mother's day because of high gas prices
wada
You made me shit myself last thread. I thought I forgot it this year.
>>534846406Siphon it out of liberals gas tanks. Unless they drive electric in which case siphon it into their car hehehe
>>534846406my mom made me lick her pussy, life a shitShe a good woman though
>>534848121I think it's time to get a new mom bro
>>534848390I want you to understand why i do what i doTell me there is a god, cunthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI_7FV2_sMY
Too real. i would flatten myself off the balcony if i didn't have anger
Pancake
>>534846406Your mother along with you, deserve to be violently beaten to death, you disgusting piece of subhuman shit.
Mom wanted me to come over and make a chicken caesar salad and garlic bread from scratch so i didsiblings bought her stuff
>>534846406Aww you poor thing. So sorry. I know how you feel. I wasn't able to see my mom either because shes dead. Twinsies!
>>534849371Sounds like you're her favorite.
>>534846406Wish I was in a similar situation. My ma is a snarky elderly feminist cunt.
>>534849665no we fucking hate eachother lmao but we occasionally get along
My mom attacked me with an Haki-infused boomerang so I called her an abo cunt and counter-attacked her with a barrage of Nen-imbued shuriken. Then she called me a NEET incel faggot parasite and sent in her Soru Soru no Mi homies to launch physical and magical attacks at my person in her basement. Fucking fat bitch. I had to use all of my superior dex and speed to escape. Then I used my superior stealth and cunning to sneak back in and my superior speech-craft and int to get her to make me tendies for dinners.
>>534849974You can always call me in for fire support. I'll hit her with my zenryoken nigger slasher 6000000 shahid slash.