Why does the leftoid mind always end up vomiting out walls of text?
>>534846953You can't read three sentences?
>>534846953>IPAoh I am laffin
yeah thanks man can i just get a stella
High estrogen levels
>>534846953>be me>try IPA>somehow not gag inducing, wish it was>never drink that shit again
Their thoughts are devoid of brevity, thus their tendency to word vomit and sperg. It's the only way they can live their dissonant lives and why they all have mental illnesses.
>>534846953Pussies?! Isn't that sexist? Cringe to the max.
>>534846953>IPAfaggotry checks out
>>534846953All americans are weak and fat, the country is 45% obese and 80% overweight, and 10% underweight. This place is also full of fatfucks. Nobody here is in good shape
>>534846953It's what basedbois do.
>>534846953It's the Black Scrawl
>>534846953Conservatives are usually obese retards. I'm a communist and I can easily beat 99% of conservatives in a fair fight. I emphasize fair fight because apart from being retarded, conservatives are also complete pussies which fuels their obsession with guns and shooting.
>>534846953>Learn to condense
>>534846953nobody vomits out massive walls of text like Trump thobeit
>>534847423
>>534846953Because none of the shit they say reflects reality so they have to world build first to get their (((point))) across.
>>534846953>"heck yeah we can hang out at my apartment, it's got exposed brick, and throw a few back huh? I got this new DOUBLE IPA from my favorite heckin brewing company!"hahahahahahahaha
>>534846953>it's hilariousNot really>conservativesAre you assuming my political leaning?>fantasizing about every left-leaning manFuredian slip>skinny "onions boy"Being skinny is not what i would call them>you've built and entire world viewIsnt that your world view?>dog-walkHes a pupper too?>pussies.LmaoI can safely assume drinking this beverage would make you a faggot
>>534847459Leftists and Trump are the same, but I know my frens here each independent yet still my Frens
the eternal meme
>>534846953some dogs can't be walked
>>534846953Because they can read?
>>534846953>It's hilarious how conservative dudes fantasize about every left-leaning man is a skinny 'søy boy." You've built an entire world view around a cartoon because the real thing would absolutely dog-walk you in a fight. Pussies.
>>534846953>participation trophyMost cucked thing ever. I once got one as a child and seethed for days. Absolute humiliation ritual
Why are onions bois so fragile?Is it all the onions?
>>534847474https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faulty_generalization
>be American "leftist" >be further "right" than most right leaning Europeans I've had many an interesting conversation with visiting Yanks over the years who get very very cross when you press them on this lol
>>534847573
>>534847020Imagine the size of the tits on the guy who wrote that
>>534847645Just go look at the average protest and you can see all the dysgenic retards there.We also have all the footage from the post 2016 election riots where cons and libs fought and the cons one every single engagement.
>>534847680>memefag hides behind the obvious maskYes. It turns out you clowns were so badly browbeaten that you can't even figure out how the quiet part works anymore.Don't worry. It'll become self evident in due time.
>>534846953>absolutely dog walk you in a fight >pussies
>>534846953it sounded really good when he said it to himself in the shower that morning
>>534846953
>>534846953It takes more effort to distort reality than to state the obvious
Every picture of groups of left leaning men I am astonished at how skinny most of them are.
>>534846953your beer sucks and your message sucks.
>>534847645You want more?
>>534846953The perfect effigy martyr of the left is a teacher.Everyone is just a few thousand likes to be the next sermon on the mount.
>>534846953lol what a retarded bitch thing to post
IPAs are literally a feminizing potion. They make you fat which lowers your test and increases estrogen, have much higher alcohol content than beers did historically which also lowers your test. and finally hops are full of phytoestrogens. Not to mention a high concentration of brewers yeast which will fuck up your gut flora. Either stop drinking beer or learn to make short beer at home like your ancestors, and only drink it after doing intensive labor all day like yard work or fixing your car.
>>534846953If you can't read a paragraph you don't deserve the vote, faggot
>>534846953leftists are incapable of comedy which relies on brevity and being concise.
>>534846953DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
>>534846953They're incapable of shutting the fuck up, that's why.Literally, dude, it's a bottle of fucking soap.
>>534846953>>534847836The guy got called a basedboy once 10 years ago and finally came up with his comeback
>>534846953Because they think quantity beats quality. If their post is bigger than their opponents then to them that must mean they are smarter because they could fit in more words.
>>534847992Being grounded in reality while understanding absurdity is the true mark of a thinker
>>534846953I wish we could stop with this gay alpha contest and start caring about things that really matter. Who benefits from middle class and poor people arguing over whose tougher when most of us are just a bunch of 1st worlders from the suburbs arguing on the internet?
>>534847983"Paragraph" means "set of sentences that go together."At no point did it ever mean "disabled set of sentences that do not belong together." No disability was implied with the "para" prefix.
>>534848065that can't be real
I want a beer, not an essay.
>>534848053Megan is not going to go through with it at all.
>>534846953a lot of workers fighting militarist states for fair wages were communistsmany political writers who were hunted and murdered by the nazis were communistsyou're a dude posting on 4chan about how guns are bad and how you could totally beat up 99% of le conservatives (never been in a bar fight in his life)you think you're very smart for posting this, but as usual, your appeal and the reasons for why you are posting it reveal more than the content of the message itselfyour ancestors are looking down on you in disappointment
>>534847981Tasty as they are, I won't touch IPAs. You can literally feel the brain damage as it occurs when drinking this shit.
>>534846953They are completely feminized and think they can keep anybody's attention forever.
>>534846953Real men drink wine.
>>534847226Same goes 4 u, rightoids>>534847423>Conservatives are usually obese retardsTrvke
>>534847981small beer ain't bad but I still make real beer though. No hops.
>>534847992They really aren't capable of comedy. Or humor. Like actual humor upsets or angers them. They respond to humor the same way niggers do to small children crying or wetting themselves.
>>534848189>>534847423epic reply fail, here you go bud
>>534847014You can't meme? (Rhetoric)
>>534848225*Real men drink anime girl Pißwaßerftfy
>>534847814It's always been well known observation that your democrat-voting leftists are voting for a party that sits further right than many european parties.why are you farting out vague statements like a retard?
>>534846953Heh, pussies. >Proceeds to sip poison estrogen juice
>>534848225Real men drink water and red bull cola.
>>534846953the city is full of the gayest faggots on planet earth who are raving at the mouth to kill men with cock and balls because they are afraid to admit they are zionist slaves who hate europe and hate everything advanced about the white race. they invented the white race to be racist to men.
>>534846953Because liberal people are intelligent and articulate. It a bid part of why right wingers are so threatened by them.You know you’re stupid so you try to reframe that as an asset rather than than a liability Get fucked dumb dumb
>>534846953Trump is spiritually leftoid
>>534848167It's real; they're not the only ones either. This one isn't as pathetic, but in either case how in the fuck does it make any sense at any level to try to sell me something that I literally just fucking bought?
>>534846953>Why does the leftoid mind always end up vomiting out walls of text?Because a rightoid lives rent free like a communist inside their head. You are a fucking idiot though if you think 40 fucking words is a wall of text meanwhile the orange faggot you voted for is literally kissing the wall.
>>534848352>intelligent and articulateThat would imply sharp brevity you faggot.
>>534847474I wanna suck on those big juicy titties.
>>534848352Brevity is the soul of wit, anon. Leftists genuinely can't comprehend this.
>>534848352Don't bratpost, you filthy dick polisher. She's too good for you.
>>534846953Hitler knew
Magtards are gay as fuck. As if you fuckers wouldn't literally suck dear leader off if he asked.Can't wait to Nuremberg your cant-fight-pussy-ass-cuckchair-sitting asses.
>>534846953>Wish me fair blessings on the long and arduous journey I stand to undertake reading this Leftist nutrition label
>>534848320>why are you implying that top right is the default for the actual human race absent widespread manipulation and delusion?Probably because it's fucking obvious. Have fun deducing cause and effect, retard.Oh, and election cycle larp isn't reality. Pay better attention.
>>534848320Fuck Libertariancucks for appropriating the keyed hedgehog symbol. Libertarians have no morality whatsoever and unironically believe "Anything is fair as long as you got enough money for it". They'll vote in favor of mass migration one day, reducing taxes for corporations the next, and finally getting rid of shit like the minimum wage and working time regulations so that corporations can fuck you over as much as they want to.
>>534848352>hello I am a troon and think you are stupidYes. Yes, you do, don't you?/diy/ yourself, faggot.
>>534848549You wont do shit.
>>534848365His policies fall in line with 1990s Democrats. It is just that shit has become so polarized, that 1990's liberals are considered hardcore right wingers now.
>>534846953Its true though. Liberal men are just straight up faggots. Must be embarrassing to be associated.
>>534847014Brevity is the soul of wit
>>534848586Can you explain what you understood from my original post, anon? Have the confidence to articulate your point like an adult - not a high school student. Cheers.
>>534846953easier to conceal a lie in more words
>>534846953Combination of narcissism and lack of intelligence/wit. They fully expect people to read through whatever bullshit they are spewing because they assume they are superior to others.
>>534846953>dog-walk?>IPA>trying to not act onions and being incredibly onions while doing sothis is pure artwork, i couldn't be more cringe and gay if i had weeks to prepare
>IPAlol learn to brew a real beer, bitch
>>534848765This.
>>534848657Tick tock..
>>534848713>I've had many an interesting conversation with visiting Yanks over the years who get very very cross when you press them on this lolIf you are unable to evaluate your own statements for potential errors, then I am incapable of communicating with you.When was the last time you talked to your dad? When was the last time you interacted with someone that eats enough protein to not be sickly?I can't tell what to expect of you because you're a memefaggot. Are you victim or perpetrator? Am I talking to Stockholm syndrome or the literal infestation that insists being a degenerate retard is good for society?In short, be more explicit.
>>534846953I couldn't read that picture. Because they're retarded.
LMAO NIGGERbottom text
>>534848886You stupid niggers will never take the house. Your party is dying and leftoid retards like yourself will forever be cucked out of the big tent thanks to super delegates. Tick tock indeed.
>>534846953IPA is still the hipster beer
>>534848700My dick is the sovl of your anus
>>534847573It's extremely verbose to hide the lie. If there is something wrong with a short statement, then it shouldn't be that hard to debunk. This is why I don't understand why leftists have such an issue with right-wing memes.
>>534848128vast majority is just trolls and indians looking for (you)
>>534847459hes no 2016 trump anymore
>>534846953I don't get it. What is he even talking about?
>>534849023"taking the house"It's really funny that you think those are the stakes.
>>534848352IF LIBERAL PEOPLE WERE INTELLIGENT AND ARTICULATE THEY WOULD ARTICULATE A POSITION INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND SCRUTINY
>>534849314You can't get power, and you never will get power. There's more guns in this country than people. When even grandma is armed to the teeth, you will never have your communist takeover. The blue hair commissariat gets nothing done when being gunned down in the streets.
what cartoon?
>>534846953What the fuck is a dog walk ? What a fag
>>534849421You'll remember this exchange.It'll be too late.
>>534847423>le conservative you’re a black jewish woman
>>534846953Ironically most leftists and centrists I know IRL are obese, or twigs. There's only one swole leftist I've known, but the guy is a retard, so I don't feel threatened.
If someone was actually tough, would they need to post faggoty walls of text online about it?
>>534846953>Participation-Trophy BrewingLiterally advertising that they're weak leftist pussies.
>>534846953Wew checking that page out, and they have a sperg replying to every comment on every post, kek
>>534847573You can't be brief because you have to hide what you really want. You have to hide what you really want because even you know it's deranged mentally-ill nonsense."Niggers are better than you, just die white man and give me all your stuff!" isn't catchy. You would get zero support if you were brief and quippy, the normies would commit you to an asylum.
>>534849696If someone was actually worth speaking to, would they need to post anime girl pfps from an anime about abusing the fuck out of the main character?Get back in your lane. Go directly to noose. You are neither required nor desired.
>>534849970>If someone was actually worth speaking to, would they need to post anime girl pfps from an anime about abusing the fuck out of the main character?Get back in your lane. Go directly to noose. You are neither required nor desired.
>>534846953You mean like that fat fucking crybaby in the white house
>>534846953jarvis, I need a fact check on this. let's take a look at those antifa vs proud boys fight videos from 2020
>>534850023I said that, called you a troon, and look nothing like that.Enjoy.
>>534849491>"You'll remember this exchange"So will I.
>>534847933these are progressives, not communists. You can't be trans, gay in a communist society because you are unproductive and a dead end. Gayness is an illness in a working society.
>>534846953That's not a very catchy name.
>>534846953>"absolutely dog-walk you in a fight"
>>534846953Ever seen your leader's twitter feed?
>>534846953Because marxism is a counterintuitive ideology rife with constant contradiction, so its proponents need to speak in circles until words lose all meaning in order to gaslight themselves and others into accepting their beliefs as true.The concept of "The left cannot meme" is not just trolling, it's a fundamental truth, memes work by appealing to universal experience which is why everyone can understand a good meme without much, if any, explanation required, leftist memea come from a place of obtuse, self-contradictory and often hypocritical thought, so they naturally become text walls as the leftoid behond them knots themselves into a pretzel trying to make their ridiculous ideas make sense.
>>534847474North American Dachenlord
>>534850465Picrel is without a doubt the deepest thing I've seen on this board in a while.
>>534848352>>534848405>>534848549>>534849108>the leftists either prove they don’t understand brevity or admit to their homosexual fantasies For all your talk of being intelligent, you don’t ever show it
>>534849491I'll remember to never grant mercy to you faggots when you're begging and pleading.
>>534850743Again.Death IS mercy.Go ham.
>>534849491It is always laughable to watch you leftists make threats you have no ability to back up. It’s like a chihuahua trying to act tough
>>534847474dat nigga got TIDDIES
>>534847423Is this you cumrade?
>>534848320>Capitalism as right wing.Objectively wrong. Capitalists sat on the left side of the french assembley
>>534848386you are like a little babbyobserve:
I'd buy this beer
>>534847014No. Reading is for nerds.
>>534850767Nah. They live for the attention.Their end should be minimalized, and unimportant.
>>534850890
>>534847280Yeah, leftists love to insult people who disagree with them by calling them gay or women or whatever for some reason.
>>534850890Literally the only response any leftoid threats deserves.That or >tl;dr
>>534850927>nahWhat do you mean, "nah." What part of "mercy kill" are you refusing to understand? No part of it is public execution.
>>534850847Dr. Bonner is my favourite jew. Makes a good soap, and the schitzo rantings on the bottle keep me entertained while I'm showering. ALL ONE OR NONE
>>534851088Mercy as in letting them live.
>>534846953I didn't even know they were allowed to say pussies. Good for them.
>>534851160It is important to understand that the word has specific meanings. You are allowed to use it correctly.Feel free to show someone mercy with death. Note that this means zero torture.
>>534846953Based beer. Whats the issue?
>>534850107>I said that, called you a troon, and look nothing like that.
>>534851250Whatever, fag. You argue semantics like the typical pedantic midwit redditor.
>>534851407not to jump in but that guy looks bad ass, nothing personal
>>534850847>>534851103based bronner's enjoyers
>>534846953Yeah, sure. Can I get a Yuengling or what?
>>534846953you’re mistaking liberals for leftists
>>534851415>telling people that they are refusing to use a meaning of "mercy" that is highly applicable to the discussion is semanticsNo. At no point did I "correct" you. You were being informed, and then you started arguing with new information of which you were apparently unaware.This entire conversation is on you. Stop being retarded on purpose.
>>534846953They can’t wait to show you how educated they are
>>534851520>being educated is a bad thing migger please
>>534846953That masculinity is too toxic for me>betty white quote
>>534851544Yep
>>534847358
>>534847725
>>534847097you'd know all about gagging, gayboy
>how do we sell this garbage beer. i know, we'll make it a political statement
>>534846953>We're not all skinny onions-boys. Some of us are actually fatass onions-boysI see.
>>534851701What a strangely projection reply.What did he mean by this?This comment brought to you by the implied rhetorical.
>>534847474
>>534846953>IPAhops are the brewing equivalent of "if your band sucks, just play really loud". I appreciate a good lager or pilsner, but we have refrigeration now. We don't need to ruin the flavor of ale with preservative just so we can go play 9 holes in jamboy country.
>>534851015>>534851162The left using a slang word for a vagina as an insult is hilarious
>>534849970They make you seethe.What's why they will be posted.
>>534852008Making fun of your inability to divorce nostalgia from taste is not "seethe."Go on, keep posting anime I actually watched. I'll let you know when you wander into quality.0:2.
>>534850890should've changed IP to IPA
>>534848475>>534850807>>534851824
>>534851518Stop acting like a fucking redditor already. God damn.
>>534852078ass kinda flat
>>534846953>double IPA>so much text he had to stop before he ran out of can>Brooklynsounds like Brooklyn dad defiant. I'll take my chances. Let's see who gets dog walked.
>>534852138You don't have to pretend to be offended.You also shouldn't be offended.It's just an alternate meaning of the word that literally means kill.It's fine. I didn't even tell you about euthanize, but here we are, learning synonyms.
>>534847014>writing a paragraph on a beer can
>>534852241You were spazzing out about anime reaction images earlier. Yeah, you're a fucking tourist.
>>534846953meanwhile in reality
>>534849491lol, lmao, lol yet again. What do you think you will be able to do against a normal male? ill tell you, NOTHING.
whats the cartoon reference?
>>534852334Pattern recognition is antisemitic.Pay attention to which anime troons use, retard. Key word: misery.
>>534852360based sellerie
>>534852416>getting mad at yuru yuriTOURISTASFUCK
>>534846953>troon 'ipa'It probably tastes like shit and is brewed by substandard 'brewers'Real men drink Trappist ale blessed by Benedectine monks >wall of textA conservative guy would probably just murk the idiot without flinching in this hypothetical scenario All leftists are weak cowards
>>534852492Speaking of leafland and trappist ales, I just picked up a 4 pack of le fin du monde yesterday. Haven't tried it yet but looking forward to it. Love those Belgian tripels and quads.
>>534851407The shoes are always the best part of these Also why do boomers think kids gave themselves participation trophies?
