No point migrating here we will run out of fuel and the only affordable housing left is in drop croc areas.
>>534851662>No point migrating hereDon't worry, Bruce, I don't plan on it.
Australia will be a super power by 2100.
are abos and niggers afraid of crocs
>>534851662>videowhat the fuck
>>534851935yeah they especially love eating kids playing in any water..
>>534851980No kidding. I didn't know they can climb trees!
>>534852087They're no match for the common jeet tho, they frequently wrestle crocs here.
>>534852230They have zero respect for nature, amazingThe polar opposite of Hitler's view on nature
>>534851662to me, the world just got a little bit less safethis is like if someone one day discovered a spider with wingsyou're walking through a nice clearing under a tree in a foresty grove one day and then WHAM crocodile out of fucking nowherenever see it coming
>run away from giant man eating spider>climb first tree, koala slashes your face wide open>drop down>climb second tree, croc bites your face offGame Over Yeah!
>>534851662I never thought I would find a crocodile cute
>>534851662>be australian>be dropcroc>climb tree>?
>>534851662how does it get down?
>>534851662what about that road thats really really longcouldn't I open a flying J truck stop and live out therehave hot dogs and soda pop
>>534852525ancien australier bush wisdom, never walk underneath trees where animals with 'drop' in their name live
>>534852525I was anticipating a belly flop i to the river below, very disappointing.
