>literally a miracle drugwhy does /pol/ hate it?
>>534855771Why does it make me feel like im shitting glass
>>534855771I don't trust doctors since the covid shit.
>>534855771Watch as the thyroid cancer rates skyrocket in the next decade or so. Screenshot this post
>>534855771>miracle drugYes, it's a miracle at how it destroys your internal bone structure.
Waiting at least four years before I take it to lose weight. I'm pretty sure it causes heart issues or something with the digestive tract. It seems too good to be true.
>>534855771>literally a miracle drugLet me tell you a little tale, of a simple little organic compounds call methyl-alpha-methylphenethylamine...It was also considered a miracle drug...
>>534855771>miracleAll it does is reduce cravings, which in turn makes you eat less because you aren't as hungry. Your fat subhuman ass could have just chosen not to eat as much without the mystery juice.
>>534855771All they have to do is stop eating so fucking much
>>534855771wdym I've never been against retards poisoning themselves
>>534855771You do realize you can just... eat less... instead of injecting yourself with yiddish poison... riiight?
>>534855771>be fatso>look at options:>diet and exercise>pay money for a synthetically engineered compound that stuns your pancreatic islet cells and is derived from a reptile that uses this salivary toxin to place its victims into a chemical coma while they get devouredHmmmmmm
>>534855771poltards are anti science contrarians
>>534855771I don't. I think all fatties should be forced to take it. I fucking hate looking at fat people.
>>534856145your "country" has put over one hundred thousand people to death under the banner of "healthcare" you fucking retarded piece of shit
>>534855771I have foregone my usual full fried breakfast loaded fries morning meal for mixed nuts, blueberries, honey and greek yoghurt since I started getting fat.I also spent yesterday roasting a large chicken so I could use the bones to make stock which today I will turn into soup instead of my usual chilli cheese loaded fries lunch.Later I will use a chicken breast and a tin of anchovies to make a ceaser salad for dinner instead of my usual chips roll and chicken bites supper.Why don't actual fat people do this and instead buy expensive and dangerous injections?
>>534855771>miracle drug.
>>534855771We are smarter. We are on retatrutides.
>>534855771I'm not fat so I don't care about it. I'm just excited for when it starts killing everyone who used it to cheat the calorie in calorie out formula. Peptides have no long term testing and people who quit Ozempic end up gaining the weight back.
Because of what it took from me
Just go play outside lol Its that easy
>>534856010 That is grandpa's dancing medicine.
Brittle bones, are they worth it
>>534856111CheckedThey'd rather get too sick to eat than limit what they eat >t. OMAD
>>534856010>I wish that were me.
>>534857135It's a mildly increased chance at best.
>>534857312Oh hoooo, it's all fun and games until you've been awake for over 100 hours straight and start hearing the voices coming from your AC vents and see people outside of your blinds in the late afternoon while you think some demon cult has hacked your PC to send you gangstalker sex cult messages through your VLC player's network settings while listening to Slayer...
>>534855771It's a drug designed to help diabetics live a bit longer, not a magical drug for weight loss, get your fat ass on a threadmill, bitch.
>>534856010Meth is a wonder drug.
>>534857659Tweaker bros, I....
>>534857659>I think about throwing my computer in the river on a normal day.
>>534857693>threadmillSounds painful.
>>534857748One hit wonder. One giant hit to the sanity and decency of an otherwise spotless mind. So powerful it defeated the NSDAP.Ozempic scares me more though. That shit does far more damage to you without even getting you gakked.
>>534857974You have to unplug it and put it in another room and shut the door. You'll still have to deal with the other shit though. Anyone else ever done a stim for many days and gotten that weird smell in their nose that nothing can pierce? Or edema in your feet and hands?BTW, stim-fapping shortens your dick too. I know for a FACT you can lose an inch or more over the years. I can't tell you how I know that, but I do in fact know it.
>>534855771>miracleSatanic miracle.This will shorten many lives worse than the covid vax.
>>534856145>poltards are anti science contrariansYes.Science faggots are too effeminate to see through the lies.
>>534859323kill yourself crossnigger
Most of the risks of ozempic are nothing compared to the risks of being morbidly obese.The problem is tons women that are just chubby are taking it as a vanity drug.
>>534857748thanks to china since you retards are literal niggers that are too filthy to even make meth that doesn't make you look like a zombie
>>534855771this post is off topic.
oh oh ohhh OZEMPICyou knOooOw...
>>534855771They said the same about Thalidomide
