Zoomers will never know what house parties were like. I had been to several back in the day.
>>534856672zoomers don't know shit about jungle juice
>>534856672I got invited to a huge one in 9th grade but I wanted to play diablo 2 instead
I know and I am polack
>>534856760well Poland is culturally 15 years behind the west
several, huh? I went to a few but not several
>>534856672Haha no you didnt
>>534856727Jungle juice lol damn it’s been a while since I’ve heard anyone say that
>no everclearboring
>>534856672can't think of a worse place to be full of retards, i have to admit i had fun a few times though
>>534856849It's fucking fake boomer. I wouldn't want me drinking at 16 posted all over the internet either. I once was blackout drunk and took a dump in my friends little sisters room lol. He was not pleased
>>534856672Zoomers don't drink, period. The involuntarily prescribed cocktail of benzos, anti-depressants and anti-psychotics has destroyed an entire generation. Rotting on discord and one-upping each other over who's the most woke.
What do those fags have? Vape parties where they eat Doritos and talk about consent?
>>534856923that's cool
>>534857048yes but we talk about rape instead
>fake and gay
Let me describe the average zoomer “house party.” Mind you, I’m a millennial and have attended better.>Get invited to someone’s house by a girl>It’s either an apartment or a house all paid for by a bunch of wagies pooling together>Place is a dump with an obligatory litter box>Someone has their phone plugged into shitty tinny speakers on SoundCloud playing the worst eboy hyperpop or trap music imaginable>Everyone’s either crowding in the living room or a girl’s bedroom (the one you like)>Cans of monster everywhere>Half consumed cups of boba tea all over>Empty vape carts everywhere>Some sort of cosplay shit hung up somewhere from someone’s EDM festival days>Top drawer or under the bed is full of sex toys>Anime poster of either Bleach, One Piece, or Naruto on the wall judging you. No exceptions >A bullshit banner covering the window. Either some Celtic wolf bullshit, or that hippie pattern>Hazbin Hotel merch somewhere>Makeup kit and ketamine left outThe zoomers there:>That one guy with the eboy haircut parted in the middle. Had already fucked every girl there. Is with another now.>That one scumbag with a mullet who is suspiciously older than everyone there. He’s actually a drug dealer but you’re told to not worry about him as they say he’s like a protective older brother. However, he grooms the new girls to the social circle with MDMA>That one alt girl with the two-toned hair who never shuts the fuck up about her ex boyfriend or how she just casually had sex before she arrived.>That one short stack girl who always babbles on and talks shit shout someone you don’t know. She always says “let me hit your vape” to her friend every minute.>That one naive new girl just turned 18 who’s with the dealer. They met at a rave or comic con.>That one LGBT androgynous dyke who identifies as a non-binary tomboy but is a huge cunt. You’d still fuck her, though if you could.
Zoomzooms will never experience backyard punk shows that turn into house parties after
>>534857177Also, they’ll just see you as public enemy number one because you’re new or older, even if you did nothing wrong. All conversations are gossip about people you don’t know and usually it’s about ex boyfriends and those they get drugs from. You wonder why you’re even invited so you just end up leaving on your own merit then drive to a bar to get drunk.
>severalLoser nigger wasn’t in a frat ahahah you got nooo pussy hahahahahah
>>534856796Good. Maybe they'll see what's going on here and halt the train.
>>534856672Is this image AI generated?
>>534857209Are you the guy that did backyard punk wrestling?
>>534857368AI manipulated
>>534857368No way
>>534857450This is what you call a "kickback". Not enough people to be considered a house party. Usually just a big group of close friends
>>534857177Damn dawg that sounds cringe.
>>534857177>. He’s actually a drug dealer but you’re told to not worry about him as they say he’s like a protective older brother. However, he grooms the new girls to the social circle with MDMAlmaooooo this is meI gotta say, once you're in with these zoomers, you're in. The zoomettes flock to fuck me like it's some right of passage for them, and the zoombros let me crash at their parent's places for the weekend if the heat is ever on me. These people have zero survival instincts it's great. Plus I get to overcharge the fuck out of them and they're all too stupid to know they're getting ripped off because "I'm a good guy". Not sure if this would work in the more niggery parts of town since crime is more organized over there.
>>534857615came to post thismost of the house parties i went to had like 50-100 people
>>534857637I’d snitch on you.
>>534857825Unless you lived in NYC or were in a fraternity, it wasn’t always like that. Most of that image is from movies like American Pie.
>>534857450Weird renders. They look too good until you see some of the text. What prompts did you use for these?
>>534857932>my imagination of what i missed out on in high school
>>534857450This is a pregame and or “kickback”, actual parties hosted 100-400 people through the night. Walls wet with sweat and stained blue from jeans via twerk. Furniture gone/destroyed and floors caved in from sheer weight of bodies. t. Frat dude JMU 2018
>>534857932The images are clearly real images that were then modified with AI.
>>534858118What part of law enforcement did you sign up for?
>>534856760That’s not a houseparty that’s just your german owner fucking your sister
>>534858158Applied 3x to W&M police but denied even with dispatch and officer references due to DEI hiring - they told me to my face they wanted more women cops and I was “too white”. It’s fine, W&M has a lot of suicide. I did run into Todd Howard once though.
>>534857408No, that sounds gay.
>>534858118the biggest house party went to wasnt even 50 people. Probably around 30
>>534856672The movies and shows exaggerated this experience. I went a bunch and 90% of the time you’re just standing there and the rest of the time you’re just creating an excuse to gtfo because even if a group of chicks shows up most of them are ugly as fuck like Becky tier fat bitches type of of shit. LAN party on the hand, it’s another experience especially if you try to sneak in at 3am without waking up your old man and buy some shit from Walmart, those were the days
>>534857177grimvery descriptive thanks from an unc
>>534858582It’s like that at every single one. They’re very cookie-cutter. The difference between them and those who come from rich and connected backgrounds is that the rich ones just outright pay girls (prostitutes) to be there to artificially make the parties look popping. There are a lot of zoomers with pretend girlfriends where I live unless they’re still teenagers.
>>534856841C O M F Y
>>534856672I used to go out like every night Even if there wasn’t a full on party on the weekdays people would still chill And come the weekend there’d be like 5 parties a night to hop
>Smells like teen spirit or Crank Dat is heard from inside Remember those parties?
In 1993 when i was 17 I was at a party and went to take a shit in the upstairs bathroom. Halfway through i heard some noise in the tub behind the curtain and thought someone was in there jerking off or something but it was some kid in the middle of dying painfully. I finished shitting somehow but didnt wipe very well and mostly i just remember walking home with poo smeared between my ass cheeks.
>>534856672>Zoomers will never know what house parties were like.because they will never own a house
