Why did they fail so miserably?
Retarded cunts wanted the whole world to consist of low IQ philipinos and low IQ hispanics.It would have been a disaster, we wouldn't have any anime ang video games today if they succeded.
>>534888738Because Asians are strong and not easy to convert/subdue. No Chink/Jap/Thai/Cambodian/Burmese was gonna give up their confucian shinto buddhism to some abrahamic missionaries
Strong East Asian warriors
>>534888738Because unlike in the americas, asians actually had modern weaponry and didnt get rekt by smallpox.
Oh and just like how everyone here said the facts, Spanish and French did send missionaries to Japan, China, Thailand, Cambodia, Burma etc etc but it all ended in catastrophic failure and killing of said missionaries when they chimped out too much
>>534888738Lo que pudo haber sido vghh
>>534888738I wish they would have succeeded, Spanish blood results in women who are insatiable whores. Just look at filipinas vs chinks. We could have had a world with way more LBFMs
>>534888738Cock blocked by the eternal Anglo. You’re welcome.
>>534889723>but it all ended in catastrophic failure and killing of said missionaries when they chimped out too muchThey eventually changed strategy and reprogrammed the philipino moneys as their missionaries.Ultimately they did manage to conquer Phillipines and Macao.
>>534888738filipino slaves are not good at war
>>534889831>>534889830A whole continent full of loq IQ monkeys who can't compete against europe?I understand why you think like this, but this is absolute evil.
>>534888738because spics latinxs aren't White.
>>534888738back in da 1500s dem spanish folk dey wuz fiendin to run up on ming china callin it da "empresa da china." n bruh dis wuzn no lil side hustle. dis wuz a whole-ass feva dream a str8-up delusional plot to crash da party snatch da whole ming dynasty n turn dat mf into dey own personal launchpad. den dey planned to push out errywhere, southeast asia japan n den swing back n pop da ottoman empire rite in da mouth from da east. dey wuz talkin dis mess from da 1560s on plottin to throw a mixed-up army of spaniards portuguese filipinos n japanese mercenaries at chinas southern coast, like 10000 to 25000 deep, snatchin up ports n den marchin dey asses str8 to beijing. it wuz all imperial hubris religious crazy n a greedy hungry-ass lust fo dat paper.but nah dat sheeit neva jumped off n it flopped sumn terrible. why? cuz a whole buncha sheieit hit da fan all at once, strategic shocks impossible-ass logistics chronic weakness eatin em from da inside n a complete failure to read da mf room in asia.>da knockout punch: da armada got dey ass beat (1588)da biggest thang dat deaded dis whole operashun wuz when da spanish armada got dey whole shit wrecked by england in 1588. same damn year king philip 2 set up da junta da la empresa da china, a whole official council to figure out how to make dis invasion pop off. but after dat naval beatdown? man morale wuz in da gutter n dey military resources wuz str8-up cooked. dis whole fool plan hinged on spain ownin da seas n when dey lost a fat chunk of dey battle-ready fleet ain no mf way dey could gather up or protect no invasion force. dey shelved dat project immediately no quesshun. done.
>>534893609>a broke-ass empire n logistics from helleven if da armada ain get wrecked dis plan wuz a financial n logistical fairy tale. philip 2s empire stay on da edge of bankruptcy, dude declared state bankruptcy 3 mf times while he wuz runnin thangs. n forget da money fa a second, da distances wuz stupid. a message goin from madrid to manila n back could take 4 whole-ass years. n tryna keep an army of thousands fed n supplied across da whole pacific ocean? man b fr. das sum impossible-type sheeit.>da "soft target" lie: ming china wuzn no punkan dis da real crucial part, da whole damn idea wuz based on trash intel. dey wuz gassin it. spanish reports all hype off dey quick takeovers in da americas wuz lookin at china like it wuz soft a divided weak-ass empire "a piñata ripe fo da whacking." dat wuz a profound dumb-ass miscalculashun. da ming dynasty yeah dey had dey internal drama don get it twisted but it wuz still a centralized powerful state w a monster military n bureaucracy dat made spain look tiny n insignificant. dey wuzn no aztecs or incas. da ming had gunpowder dey had standin armies n dey had walled cities. a lil invasion force of a few thousand dudes? dey woulda been annihilated str8-up erased by a state dat could field hundreds of thousands w/o breakin a sweat.>stretched dinner dan a dollar bill in a trap housespain could neva even focus on dis dumb azn adventure cuz it wuz a global empire gettin pressed by serious threats rite on its own doorstep. da dutch revolt wouldn quit n wars w england n france kept eatin up all da money n soldiers. den u got da dutch republic risin up as a naval power in asia n english folk pokin at spanish interests. allat distracted n weakened madrid. dese immediate knuckle-to-knuckle european conflicts b takin absolute priority ova sum speculative pie-in-da-sky overseas expanshun. ain nobody got time fo dat.
>>534893679>da fierce dragon n beef on da home teamgoin deeper dan dem high-level problems da whole plan wuz a mess of internal beef n local Ls. da spanish camp wuz squabblin nonstop btween da missionaries who wuz on dat "lets convert em peacefully" vibe n da soldiers who wuz ready to kick in doors n start blastin. dat ain no strategic consensus, das a team dat cant get its shit togetha. n on da ground? spains moves in da region kept gettin smashed. dey sent an expedishun to cambodia to set up a forward base n dem boys got ambushed n massacred. wiped. out. n da whole time japanese n european pirates kept runnin up on da chinese coast pissin off da ming court to da point dat any official spanish landing woulda been met w overwhelming not-playin-round force.>reality check fo a delusional empirede empresa da china flopped cuz it wuz a fantasy born of str8 arrogance dat ran headfirst into a brick wall of cold hard reality. it needed a blank check but spains empty-ass treasury wuz bouncin checks left n rite n it needed a naval power dat got slept at da bottom of da ocean w da armada. most of all? it needed a china dat dind mf exist, sum weak fractured kingdom ready to fold like a lawn chair like da inca or aztecs did. nstead spain wuz face-to-face w a centralized formidable ming dynasty dat wuzn havin it. dis grand plan is 1 hell of a historical "wut if" showin even da baddest early modern empire had sum serious mf limits.
Arrow related happened
>>534888738Holy shitThank God it never happened. Asians would be twerking to reggaeton if it did.
>>534894156The Spanish Netherlands, united with Milan and Parma, was unironically a great thing that created one of the greatest European moments in artistic culture, philosophy and politics. It also contributed distinctively to what is today Dutch identity and how it is distinguished from the Belgian and German neighbors
