news:KYIR WILL NOT RESIGN DESPITE PISS POOR PERFORMANCE IN THE LOCAL ELECTIONSKEMIMIR VLADENOCH STAND THE FUCK DOWNYWNBYQOTUK (You Will Never Be Yoruba Queen Of The UK)
I demand Angela as my spanking new PM
>almost at the 81 MPs needed for a leadership contest
>>534895062>ywnb crushed under angelas leather high heeled boots
Lads, I have a radical suggestion for who should replace Keir. Now, bear with me on this one...
>>534895062i wonder if angela being prime minister could make things worse for labour..hmm.. no, i'm not comfortable with that being the case. hopefully keir stays and fucks things up more.
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>>534895100>it's real: https://twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/2053927095349194841>Sir Keir Starmer has been told by Shabana Mahmood and other senior Cabinet ministers to consider setting out a timeline for his depature from Number 10>The Times has been told that Mahmood, the home secretary, is one of at least three cabinet ministers to suggest that the prime minister needs to consider his position>Starmer will be told by ministers at Cabinet tomorrow that his position is increasingly "unsustainable" given the strength of feeling among Labour MPs>Wes Streeting is preparing to mount his bid for Number 10 after more than 70 Labour MPs publicly called for the prime minister to step downHERE COMES THE KINO
we ain't goin nowherewe ain't goin nowherewe can't be stopped now 'cause it's Bad Boy for life.
I can't believe nigel would do this to rKyir
>>534895062Dommy mommy Angela as pm seems lovely. All honesty id take the cat as a pm right now as kier starmer is shocking.
>>534895263are they getting married?
not like this broshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778530256324669.mp4
starmers gonenow maybe the story of the 3 ukranian fuckboys hes been ramming will come out
jesus, adam boulton is a fucking unit
>>534895407nigga keir starmernigga keir starmer
https://vocaroo.com/12j3LjO0O8aS
keir needs to lay down the fucking hammer and stop this peasants revolt
>>534895371Just a civil partnership
>only 5 more to go
>>534895499I’m no fan of the man. But if streeting gets in. Britain will enter the Iran war. He’s a Blairite. Zio faction He knows enough to know this war will be a disaster
every PM is controlled by the same group
>>534895519He's too busy getting butt blasted by Ukrainian rent boys allegedly.
Been addicted to kratom for a full year now lads. It's like being addicted to codeine. The upsides? >Feel great all the time>Don't care about anything too much>Very little anxiety and depression>A lot dumber than I actually amThe downsides?>£80-£120 a month>Am addicted to a drugAll in all lads, I think Kier should legalize the ting. Don't know how I dealt with all this sober for so long.
>a good time was.....>{chokes up}>had by all.
>>534895666if anyone gets in its a farce, there is NO good option even suggested for taking over and it won't save labour rather than cultivate this culture of chaos. We can't keep playing hot seat with the fucking leader of the country kek and don't think it won't come back on a person you think best Labour need policy change ASAP not leader change. Streeting is ass and Rayner? She shouldn't even be there the dumb housing scandal bitch.
every PM is controlled by the same 3 groupies
>>534895941In Starmers case. They’re all 3 Ukranian male models named Dmitry kek
Feeling emotional right now.Will we still post the wigger Starmer edits?
>>534895787sounds like a wonder drugglp-1 for degenerates
Any lads have an apu holding sausages? The sausages had spices in them, real hardcore detail.
>>534895899>Labour need policy change ASAP not leader changescrap the OSAdisband Ofcomstop the boatsbring back industry, fuck the environmentmake freddo's 25p again
>>534895899>She shouldn't even be there the dumb housing scandal bitch.
picture of frog
>>534895941>>534896014kek'd
>>534896152>make freddo's 25p againgo back
>>534896315
>>534895899
>>534895062No, please stop.You'll have a whole nation of normgroids anbd NPCs that think it's OK and acceptable and cool to scam the system, not that many don't already.
>>534896136Not that particular one sorry lad
>>534895407i just want him back
>>534896073>Note: poochie died on the way back to his home planet
>>534896318Did he died?
i think i know who it'll be next
>>534896378it's okay and acceptable to scam the system under this current labour government. and in all honesty it'll be okay and acceptable to scam a reform government, too.
>>534896485no he's fine
>>534896398thx lad. I like this one too
countrys been controlled by the rothschilds for a good 200 years nowbrinnies in here talking about reform and labour lmao
>>534896619Phew - nice man
>>534895407Sir Keir Starmer Thought on Centrism with British Characteristics for a New Era
>>534895899there comes a point in time where you have to think about are you keeping this pet alive for your own comfort or the animal's
may start drinking lads
>>534896488He can't even beat his teenaged teammate
>>534896492Disappointing. We so need a Lee Kwan Yew.Or at least a ruthless SS-style body that can investigate ministers, civil servants, the police, and business people, that comes down very hard on sudden unexplained wealth, conflicts of interest, and inappropriate "gifts".The problem with the UK is that it bans corruption on paper but rarely prosecutes powerful people. In such a system Rayner would be in jail
>>534896778
leaked picky from no 10
>>534896655skibidi rothschild
>>534896846
>>534896846*Guinster
>>534896953Fortnum & Mason or Chinky?
>>534896655the rothschilds raped me when i was just a boy. it was in their evil villain hideout inside of big ben where they also planned their evil schemes on how to control ze worlddddd muahahahaha
>>534896953Would.
>>534895342
What number are we up to now? Is Keir leaving yet?
It's heating up, tomorrow morning will be fun.
Gaan bed, txt me if we get to 81
>>53489728577 names down as of 9:10
>>534897357why lammy is nailing his political career to starmer's cross is the weirdest part of all this
>>534897285At least 77 out of 81.>>534897357>Starmer's main ally is David "Wogtard" Lammy>economic chaos>Streeting coupGood lord
>>534895355i should vibe code a UK version of the pentagon pizza index
Munchy Box Index?
>>534897357>What if he refuses to go?He gets forced out, simple as.
>>534897480Good, Lammy is just a nigger rat anyhow
>>534897503Just do a headcount in those subsidised pubs they got.
>>534897357lammy being a starmer stan is a bonusyou know he's not next
>>534897357>It's incredibly fertile tonight:what did he mean by this?
>>534897612Do you want to go pal? Cause I'll throw you a corker.
>>534897357ed's out on the prowl
it's getting serious now
>>534897714Means you need to get to Specsavers, pally
>>534897760real?
>>534897698Judging by his career so far, all the other contenders will cancel each other out and fucking Lammy will inexplicably end up PM somehow. I almost want to see it happen.
>>534897357>the markets tomorrow morning are likely to be carnage. Expect the cost of government borrowing to soar. The political instability plus further turmoil over Iran bodes very badly for the economyFor fuck's sake, why don't Labour just sort themselves out with some sensible policies (like bringing the UK closer to the EU to boost the economy and create jobs) instead of starting ANOTHER personality contest which fucks up the country?
>>534897833Good fucking God please no.
>>534897760Dodgy takeaway?
>>534894936>OH NO ZE FLAG HAS BEEN STOLEN! FIND ZE THIEVES A
>>534897627he's an incompetent little shit so I won't be unhappy seeing him consigned to political oblivion, just curious what weird thought process is behind going ultra loyalist for keir "shanks everyone loyal to him as the problem" starmer in his starmerdammerung
>>534897833>>534897893Genuinely cannot thing of a worst contender for PM.We'd become the absolute laughing stock of the world, even more than we already are.
they're going to put Starmer's gayer and more retarded cousin in charge
>>534897842>sensible policies>like bringing the UK closer to the EU>sensible policies
lammyheads....
>>534897480>David Lammy is urging Keir Starmer to step downhttps://x.com/GBPolitcs/status/2053941231084798384
>>534898070and then we'd have a nog PM?
Ivor Caplin has pledged support, think Keir may be staying
>>534897970Brexit has hurt the UK economy. We would have more jobs and higher wages if we forged new economic ties with the EU.
>>534898038>>534898070lammy will be pm
>>534898038>AYO HOLUL YTE BOI>AME NEED U TO STEPDOWN SENPAI
>>534897842>bringing the UK closer to the EUYou best be trolling me nignogoubestbetrollingme>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nignog
>>534898115you know most countries aren't in the fucking EU dontcha?
>>534898038oh god yes it is only natural that a deputy would ake over during the possible transfer of powers
>>534898038>>534898070welp he definitely realized he was going full retard lmaostarmtroopers....it's over....
>>534895062Shes a cunt but be real: you would bang it
>>534898115Anyone who would choose a slightly higher line on the graph over national sovereignty deserves to be thrown from a helicopter.
Newsflash from the allotment
>>534898115>blah blah GDP line go up need more wogs and gypsies to grease the economyNah, kill yourself.
>>534898115you live in a dream worldpay more attention to what the eu actually is and what's going on there retard
>>534894936Its going to be Lammy isnt it
>>534898202Imagine the state of it though. It probably looks like a rotting fox at the side of a dual carriageway
>>534898202I'd get blackout drunk with ar Ange
>>534898222Mad how they keep going on about child poverty. Kids aren't starving.
Sir Keir will not be going until he has served both of his terms.These MP agitating in a pointless display of bruised egos would do well to remember their positions should they end up quietly replaced over the next few months.
>>534898115>We would have more jobs and higher wages if we forged new economic ties with the EU.Lol.Cock off.
>>534898163Yes - but those that are IN are better off
>>534898038Lamy lecturing Russia on colonialism after the invasion in 2022 at the UN was peak clown town. Google it. Pure madness. It’s so odd to be an Irishman desperately rooting for Britain to find itself. But rational too. If the UK falls into chaos. We are fucked beyond belief You’ve always been our shield at the end of the day. Despite the mad cruel shit you’ve done to us for no reason.
>>534898115May your chains set lightly upon you, anon.
Tomorrow's going to be interesting. I'm surprised he's lasted so long after so many scandals, if Keir's gone by Wednesday I'm going down to the pub.
>>534898281I reckon she gets on it mate
>>534894936>Von KriplespacI have completed this game at least 4 or 5 times but somehow it completely eluded me that he was called Kriplespac. Based.
>>534898222they fed all the niglets already though Jezza lad
>>534898309This is a brexit board grandpa
>>534898292>end up quietly replaced over the next few monthsYou'd think they would realise this, given how easily Starmer is replacing the population.Well, I mean Starmrr and everyone before him since the end of WW2.
>>534898365of course
>>534898222>allotmentbased
>>534896953that... doesn't look half bad, actuallyyou can keep the noodles, never a fan of those, but the rest i'd scarf no bother
>>534898309what like America n that? Or China? Or Japan
>>534898276Yh but that means shes dirt. Could probably piss in her mouth
>>534898283>Around one in eight children aged between two and 10 in England are obeseIf anything, kids need less food.
>>534898222wuteva happened to dis guy?
>>534898447fat
>>534894936I have a quest for anyone with the death coof, pray at mosques and synagogues, volunteer at migrant hotels, do not see your family
ONE MORE RUN BROTHER
>>534898411You don't talk for everyone, some can analyse and think for themselves
>>534898309>german car industryhaha
>>534898491
>>534898447different strokes. I'll take the chow mein and skip the rice. Don't like anything you have to eat 1000 of
>>534898494i didn't say i wasn't
> BREAKING: Larry has resigned as Chief Mouser>"He kept looking at my balls when I was licking my paws, very odd behaviour, he has to go"
>>534898544looks extremely sensual
>>534898522weird how she wasn't the chancellor, but was blamed for his budget. Very weird..
going to miss him brospoasting my starmer vids before he vanishes from our liveshttps://files.catbox.moe/qnb43k.mov
>>534897612The most boring outcome will likely happen. He’ll agree to go at conference which means he sticks around until October and Burnham gets the job
After 2029 Labour aren't going to be in power for another 14 years lmao.
>>534898600can never get that cunting site to work or embedhttps://streamable.com/qqlfa3
>>534898641>burnham gets the jobhang about what?
i wasn't going to post on brit/pol/ but then i got high
>>534898524>some can analyse and think for themselvesSome can.Not you.But some.
>>534898724Streeting has missed his chance to challenge now. Starmer will announce this long drawn out timetable to leave tomorrow morning
>>534898704>another 14 yearsforever you mean
Absolute state of this shit thread, /pol/ needs more jannies urgently.
>>534898724If he goes now, Burnham's supporters can't force him in, so Streeting will become leader.If he waits to go until the Conference in October, they have 5 months to scheme to get him in. They'll find someone who will sacrifice themselves and he gets a free win.
>>534898524Yeah, those that faced off the enormous psychological pressure from the media, the political class and their own plebian friends and still supported BREXIT.You obviously weren't on this board the morning after the referendum results came in. It was beautiful, and one of the best days in this boards history. Youre a newfag, and should stick to pumping darkies.
>>534898776>has missed his chance to challenge nowhas he?how?
>>534898276She had kids at like 15, itll be like a bucket of giblets
>>534898759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw
>>53489878514 years minimum.
>>534898868woah no way you got the reference dude that's awesome
>>534898491>Started a party with a BAME>Argue about the name for months on end>Can't decide on official launch date>A good chunk, maybe all, of the money they got from people signing up is in limboYou know, stuff like that.
>>534898821politics is so gay, no wonder they are all a bunch of faggots
>>534898833>watching Nigel's speech that morning after staying up all night shitposting here and watching the result slowly trickle inGenuinely one of the best days of my life.
>>534898885likelier they'll merge with the greens in 20 years
>>534898709he will never die as long as we rememebr him
>>534898868>I got that reference I did me, aren't I clever, I'm down with the kids I am meAbsolute redditcunt nigger kys
>>534896097>sounds like a wonder drugIt's one of those things where it gets overdone when it comes to the west, and then it's just in literally everything because people aren't going crazy for it. It's the same thing that happened with coffee.It's bad now because you can get withdrawals, but you can also have intense withdrawals from caffeine. You haven't ever had it because caffeine is in everything. In America they have refined this and isolated one compound that gives the opioid feeling 7-Hydroxymitragynine (7oH) and apparently it can kill you and knock you out like a real opioid would, but with kratom it has a natural limit on how high you can actually get.I wouldn't recommend you get addicted to any drug, but if I had to get addicted to any, I'd choose kratom 10 times over. Light high, perfectly able to function, cheap and cheerful.
>>534898926Me too. When the Sunderland results came out my family whipped out the champagne.
>>534898704Never will be again.An Islamic party will be mainstream by then, third of their voters gone for good.The old hippy dippy boomers who always vote Labour "just do because me dad did" rapidly dying off.Increasing polarisation of left and right means leftist freaks will seek a harder left party.They are fucked and not coming back.
>BBC News understands the Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood is among a number of cabinet ministers to have urged the prime minister to set out a timetable for his resignation.
>>534898292>These MP agitating in a pointless display of bruised egos would do well to remember their positions should they end up quietly replaced over the next few months.Starmer was brought in to fix this country after Corbyn. He will do this, he was chosen for a reason.
>>534898704After 2029, what is a Labour Party?
>>534898926Glory days
>Et tu, Lammy?
is joshla alri x
>>534898926The Jannies were playing that fanfare music to herald the new dawn, the sun was shining and all was right with the world. Golden Days.
>>534898912It weren't hard
>>534899160But I never ate two of anything!
If Andy Burnham can become the Prime Minister and he's not even an MP then surely I can. Where do I submit my resume?
>>534898973Twunt
>>534899272sweet bro
TOP KEK
>>534899364Shut up you fucking retard
bit hungry innit
>>534899414Kino
>>534899284right he always eats 3 or more
>>534898709>omitting wigger starmerwhy even bother
>>534899465kisses xXx
Based
>>534899521Wigger starmer had zero impact on anyone but me, you and me are the only people who ever cared about it. It is an absolutely shite gimmick and you should be ashamed how hard you tried with it
>>534899646>stub
>>534899646don't you're making it worse he's suffering from that vaginal dryness rn
look at how hard ze is STILL seething over wigger starmer
Night lads - sweet dreams
General Election is going to be called, Keir is a massive tool makers son, very spiteful, he is taking them all with him.
>>534899748Hehe
>>534897842>bringing the UK closer to the EUAssociate ourselves with sugar-coated communism. No thanks.
Shitewank overspammed woggimmick
i'd love to hear the explanations for what's been going on in this general the last few months lmfaoeat my dookie, dick brain
>>534899928In you go then, what a bore
>>534898319>Despite the mad cruel shit you’ve done to us for no reason.Should have just accepted Home Rule without chimping out. You're alright though at the end of the day, I'm rooting for Ireland to pull through as well. Hands off the North though.
let's crowdfund some vagisil for this dude
>>534899834was always the plan
>Ten THIRTY pm tonight
i've conjured another rothshit seethel m a oyou won't do shit niggerrepeat after me:>London has objectively been ethnically cleansed by mass immigration controlled and funded by jewsor you can provide an alternative explanationor continue being my personal yap-yap walkable brit/pol/ poodleyou are a foot stool to me
>>534900031>standing up for the OAP redditor and the worst gimmick this general has seen so farFucking good one mate, you don't look like a discord nonce at all
>>534899834If they call it now, how long until the booths are open? Will Rupert have enough time?
>>534898222anyone that has an allotment should be put in a concentration camp
>>534900187shame me for not wanting you to be dry? tf bro
>>534899834never going to happen
>>534899834Absolutely no chance of an election. Not even Starmer is that deluded and his cabinet would rather have him sectioned than let him call one.
>>534900281They get no option or choice in it, it is how he kept them in line for last 2 months. They can not block him as leader.
>>534899120like a US election, every thread was about us
>>534900281what about a general erection?
Sterilise yourself, sterilise yourself NOW!
