news:KYIR WILL NOT RESIGN DESPITE PISS POOR PERFORMANCE IN THE LOCAL ELECTIONSKEMIMIR VLADENOCH STAND THE FUCK DOWNYWNBYQOTUK (You Will Never Be Yoruba Queen Of The UK)
I demand Angela as my spanking new PM
>almost at the 81 MPs needed for a leadership contest
>>534895062>ywnb crushed under angelas leather high heeled boots
Lads, I have a radical suggestion for who should replace Keir. Now, bear with me on this one...
>>534895062i wonder if angela being prime minister could make things worse for labour..hmm.. no, i'm not comfortable with that being the case. hopefully keir stays and fucks things up more.
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>>534895100>it's real: https://twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/2053927095349194841>Sir Keir Starmer has been told by Shabana Mahmood and other senior Cabinet ministers to consider setting out a timeline for his depature from Number 10>The Times has been told that Mahmood, the home secretary, is one of at least three cabinet ministers to suggest that the prime minister needs to consider his position>Starmer will be told by ministers at Cabinet tomorrow that his position is increasingly "unsustainable" given the strength of feeling among Labour MPs>Wes Streeting is preparing to mount his bid for Number 10 after more than 70 Labour MPs publicly called for the prime minister to step downHERE COMES THE KINO
we ain't goin nowherewe ain't goin nowherewe can't be stopped now 'cause it's Bad Boy for life.
I can't believe nigel would do this to rKyir
>>534895062Dommy mommy Angela as pm seems lovely. All honesty id take the cat as a pm right now as kier starmer is shocking.
>>534895263are they getting married?
not like this broshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778530256324669.mp4
starmers gonenow maybe the story of the 3 ukranian fuckboys hes been ramming will come out
jesus, adam boulton is a fucking unit
>>534895407nigga keir starmernigga keir starmer
https://vocaroo.com/12j3LjO0O8aS
keir needs to lay down the fucking hammer and stop this peasants revolt
>>534895371Just a civil partnership
>only 5 more to go
>>534895499I’m no fan of the man. But if streeting gets in. Britain will enter the Iran war. He’s a Blairite. Zio faction He knows enough to know this war will be a disaster
every PM is controlled by the same group
>>534895519He's too busy getting butt blasted by Ukrainian rent boys allegedly.
Been addicted to kratom for a full year now lads. It's like being addicted to codeine. The upsides? >Feel great all the time>Don't care about anything too much>Very little anxiety and depression>A lot dumber than I actually amThe downsides?>£80-£120 a month>Am addicted to a drugAll in all lads, I think Kier should legalize the ting. Don't know how I dealt with all this sober for so long.
>a good time was.....>{chokes up}>had by all.
>>534895666if anyone gets in its a farce, there is NO good option even suggested for taking over and it won't save labour rather than cultivate this culture of chaos. We can't keep playing hot seat with the fucking leader of the country kek and don't think it won't come back on a person you think best Labour need policy change ASAP not leader change. Streeting is ass and Rayner? She shouldn't even be there the dumb housing scandal bitch.
every PM is controlled by the same 3 groupies
>>534895941In Starmers case. They’re all 3 Ukranian male models named Dmitry kek
Feeling emotional right now.Will we still post the wigger Starmer edits?
>>534895787sounds like a wonder drugglp-1 for degenerates
Any lads have an apu holding sausages? The sausages had spices in them, real hardcore detail.
>>534895899>Labour need policy change ASAP not leader changescrap the OSAdisband Ofcomstop the boatsbring back industry, fuck the environmentmake freddo's 25p again
>>534895899>She shouldn't even be there the dumb housing scandal bitch.
picture of frog
>>534895941>>534896014kek'd
>>534896152>make freddo's 25p againgo back
>>534896315
>>534895899
>>534895062No, please stop.You'll have a whole nation of normgroids anbd NPCs that think it's OK and acceptable and cool to scam the system, not that many don't already.
>>534896136Not that particular one sorry lad
>>534895407i just want him back
>>534896073>Note: poochie died on the way back to his home planet
>>534896318Did he died?
i think i know who it'll be next
>>534896378it's okay and acceptable to scam the system under this current labour government. and in all honesty it'll be okay and acceptable to scam a reform government, too.
>>534896485no he's fine
>>534896398thx lad. I like this one too
countrys been controlled by the rothschilds for a good 200 years nowbrinnies in here talking about reform and labour lmao
>>534896619Phew - nice man
>>534895407Sir Keir Starmer Thought on Centrism with British Characteristics for a New Era
>>534895899there comes a point in time where you have to think about are you keeping this pet alive for your own comfort or the animal's
may start drinking lads
>>534896488He can't even beat his teenaged teammate
>>534896492Disappointing. We so need a Lee Kwan Yew.Or at least a ruthless SS-style body that can investigate ministers, civil servants, the police, and business people, that comes down very hard on sudden unexplained wealth, conflicts of interest, and inappropriate "gifts".The problem with the UK is that it bans corruption on paper but rarely prosecutes powerful people. In such a system Rayner would be in jail
>>534896778
leaked picky from no 10
>>534896655skibidi rothschild
>>534896846
>>534896846*Guinster
>>534896953Fortnum & Mason or Chinky?
>>534896655the rothschilds raped me when i was just a boy. it was in their evil villain hideout inside of big ben where they also planned their evil schemes on how to control ze worlddddd muahahahaha
>>534896953Would.
>>534895342
What number are we up to now? Is Keir leaving yet?
It's heating up, tomorrow morning will be fun.
Gaan bed, txt me if we get to 81
>>53489728577 names down as of 9:10
>>534897357why lammy is nailing his political career to starmer's cross is the weirdest part of all this
>>534897285At least 77 out of 81.>>534897357>Starmer's main ally is David "Wogtard" Lammy>economic chaos>Streeting coupGood lord
>>534895355i should vibe code a UK version of the pentagon pizza index
Munchy Box Index?
>>534897357>What if he refuses to go?He gets forced out, simple as.
>>534897480Good, Lammy is just a nigger rat anyhow
>>534897503Just do a headcount in those subsidised pubs they got.
>>534897357lammy being a starmer stan is a bonusyou know he's not next
>>534897357>It's incredibly fertile tonight:what did he mean by this?
>>534897612Do you want to go pal? Cause I'll throw you a corker.
>>534897357ed's out on the prowl
it's getting serious now
>>534897714Means you need to get to Specsavers, pally
>>534897760real?
>>534897698Judging by his career so far, all the other contenders will cancel each other out and fucking Lammy will inexplicably end up PM somehow. I almost want to see it happen.
>>534897357>the markets tomorrow morning are likely to be carnage. Expect the cost of government borrowing to soar. The political instability plus further turmoil over Iran bodes very badly for the economyFor fuck's sake, why don't Labour just sort themselves out with some sensible policies (like bringing the UK closer to the EU to boost the economy and create jobs) instead of starting ANOTHER personality contest which fucks up the country?
>>534897833Good fucking God please no.
>>534897760Dodgy takeaway?
>>534894936>OH NO ZE FLAG HAS BEEN STOLEN! FIND ZE THIEVES A
>>534897627he's an incompetent little shit so I won't be unhappy seeing him consigned to political oblivion, just curious what weird thought process is behind going ultra loyalist for keir "shanks everyone loyal to him as the problem" starmer in his starmerdammerung
>>534897833>>534897893Genuinely cannot thing of a worst contender for PM.We'd become the absolute laughing stock of the world, even more than we already are.
they're going to put Starmer's gayer and more retarded cousin in charge
>>534897842>sensible policies>like bringing the UK closer to the EU>sensible policies
lammyheads....
>>534897480>David Lammy is urging Keir Starmer to step downhttps://x.com/GBPolitcs/status/2053941231084798384
>>534898070and then we'd have a nog PM?
Ivor Caplin has pledged support, think Keir may be staying
>>534897970Brexit has hurt the UK economy. We would have more jobs and higher wages if we forged new economic ties with the EU.
>>534898038>>534898070lammy will be pm
>>534898038>AYO HOLUL YTE BOI>AME NEED U TO STEPDOWN SENPAI
>>534897842>bringing the UK closer to the EUYou best be trolling me nignogoubestbetrollingme>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nignog
>>534898115you know most countries aren't in the fucking EU dontcha?
>>534898038oh god yes it is only natural that a deputy would ake over during the possible transfer of powers
>>534898038>>534898070welp he definitely realized he was going full retard lmaostarmtroopers....it's over....
>>534895062Shes a cunt but be real: you would bang it
>>534898115Anyone who would choose a slightly higher line on the graph over national sovereignty deserves to be thrown from a helicopter.
Newsflash from the allotment
>>534898115>blah blah GDP line go up need more wogs and gypsies to grease the economyNah, kill yourself.
>>534898115you live in a dream worldpay more attention to what the eu actually is and what's going on there retard
>>534894936Its going to be Lammy isnt it
>>534898202Imagine the state of it though. It probably looks like a rotting fox at the side of a dual carriageway
>>534898202I'd get blackout drunk with ar Ange
>>534898222Mad how they keep going on about child poverty. Kids aren't starving.
Sir Keir will not be going until he has served both of his terms.These MP agitating in a pointless display of bruised egos would do well to remember their positions should they end up quietly replaced over the next few months.
>>534898115>We would have more jobs and higher wages if we forged new economic ties with the EU.Lol.Cock off.
>>534898163Yes - but those that are IN are better off
>>534898038Lamy lecturing Russia on colonialism after the invasion in 2022 at the UN was peak clown town. Google it. Pure madness. It’s so odd to be an Irishman desperately rooting for Britain to find itself. But rational too. If the UK falls into chaos. We are fucked beyond belief You’ve always been our shield at the end of the day. Despite the mad cruel shit you’ve done to us for no reason.
>>534898115May your chains set lightly upon you, anon.
Tomorrow's going to be interesting. I'm surprised he's lasted so long after so many scandals, if Keir's gone by Wednesday I'm going down to the pub.
>>534898281I reckon she gets on it mate
>>534894936>Von KriplespacI have completed this game at least 4 or 5 times but somehow it completely eluded me that he was called Kriplespac. Based.
>>534898222they fed all the niglets already though Jezza lad
>>534898309This is a brexit board grandpa
>>534898292>end up quietly replaced over the next few monthsYou'd think they would realise this, given how easily Starmer is replacing the population.Well, I mean Starmrr and everyone before him since the end of WW2.
>>534898365of course
>>534898222>allotmentbased
>>534896953that... doesn't look half bad, actuallyyou can keep the noodles, never a fan of those, but the rest i'd scarf no bother
>>534898309what like America n that? Or China? Or Japan
>>534898276Yh but that means shes dirt. Could probably piss in her mouth
>>534898283>Around one in eight children aged between two and 10 in England are obeseIf anything, kids need less food.
>>534898222wuteva happened to dis guy?
>>534898447fat
>>534894936I have a quest for anyone with the death coof, pray at mosques and synagogues, volunteer at migrant hotels, do not see your family
ONE MORE RUN BROTHER
>>534898411You don't talk for everyone, some can analyse and think for themselves
>>534898309>german car industryhaha
>>534898491
>>534898447different strokes. I'll take the chow mein and skip the rice. Don't like anything you have to eat 1000 of
>>534898494i didn't say i wasn't
> BREAKING: Larry has resigned as Chief Mouser>"He kept looking at my balls when I was licking my paws, very odd behaviour, he has to go"
>>534898544looks extremely sensual
>>534898522weird how she wasn't the chancellor, but was blamed for his budget. Very weird..
going to miss him brospoasting my starmer vids before he vanishes from our liveshttps://files.catbox.moe/qnb43k.mov
>>534897612The most boring outcome will likely happen. He’ll agree to go at conference which means he sticks around until October and Burnham gets the job
After 2029 Labour aren't going to be in power for another 14 years lmao.
>>534898600can never get that cunting site to work or embedhttps://streamable.com/qqlfa3
>>534898641>burnham gets the jobhang about what?
i wasn't going to post on brit/pol/ but then i got high
>>534898524>some can analyse and think for themselvesSome can.Not you.But some.
>>534898724Streeting has missed his chance to challenge now. Starmer will announce this long drawn out timetable to leave tomorrow morning
>>534898704>another 14 yearsforever you mean
Absolute state of this shit thread, /pol/ needs more jannies urgently.
>>534898724If he goes now, Burnham's supporters can't force him in, so Streeting will become leader.If he waits to go until the Conference in October, they have 5 months to scheme to get him in. They'll find someone who will sacrifice themselves and he gets a free win.
>>534898524Yeah, those that faced off the enormous psychological pressure from the media, the political class and their own plebian friends and still supported BREXIT.You obviously weren't on this board the morning after the referendum results came in. It was beautiful, and one of the best days in this boards history. Youre a newfag, and should stick to pumping darkies.
>>534898776>has missed his chance to challenge nowhas he?how?
>>534898276She had kids at like 15, itll be like a bucket of giblets
>>534898759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw
>>53489878514 years minimum.
>>534898868woah no way you got the reference dude that's awesome
>>534898491>Started a party with a BAME>Argue about the name for months on end>Can't decide on official launch date>A good chunk, maybe all, of the money they got from people signing up is in limboYou know, stuff like that.
>>534898821politics is so gay, no wonder they are all a bunch of faggots
>>534898833>watching Nigel's speech that morning after staying up all night shitposting here and watching the result slowly trickle inGenuinely one of the best days of my life.
>>534898885likelier they'll merge with the greens in 20 years
>>534898709he will never die as long as we rememebr him
>>534898868>I got that reference I did me, aren't I clever, I'm down with the kids I am meAbsolute redditcunt nigger kys
>>534896097>sounds like a wonder drugIt's one of those things where it gets overdone when it comes to the west, and then it's just in literally everything because people aren't going crazy for it. It's the same thing that happened with coffee.It's bad now because you can get withdrawals, but you can also have intense withdrawals from caffeine. You haven't ever had it because caffeine is in everything. In America they have refined this and isolated one compound that gives the opioid feeling 7-Hydroxymitragynine (7oH) and apparently it can kill you and knock you out like a real opioid would, but with kratom it has a natural limit on how high you can actually get.I wouldn't recommend you get addicted to any drug, but if I had to get addicted to any, I'd choose kratom 10 times over. Light high, perfectly able to function, cheap and cheerful.
>>534898926Me too. When the Sunderland results came out my family whipped out the champagne.
>>534898704Never will be again.An Islamic party will be mainstream by then, third of their voters gone for good.The old hippy dippy boomers who always vote Labour "just do because me dad did" rapidly dying off.Increasing polarisation of left and right means leftist freaks will seek a harder left party.They are fucked and not coming back.
>BBC News understands the Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood is among a number of cabinet ministers to have urged the prime minister to set out a timetable for his resignation.
>>534898292>These MP agitating in a pointless display of bruised egos would do well to remember their positions should they end up quietly replaced over the next few months.Starmer was brought in to fix this country after Corbyn. He will do this, he was chosen for a reason.
>>534898704After 2029, what is a Labour Party?
>>534898926Glory days
>Et tu, Lammy?
is joshla alri x
>>534898926The Jannies were playing that fanfare music to herald the new dawn, the sun was shining and all was right with the world. Golden Days.
>>534898912It weren't hard
>>534899160But I never ate two of anything!
If Andy Burnham can become the Prime Minister and he's not even an MP then surely I can. Where do I submit my resume?
>>534898973Twunt
>>534899272sweet bro
TOP KEK
>>534899364Shut up you fucking retard
bit hungry innit
>>534899414Kino
>>534899284right he always eats 3 or more
>>534898709>omitting wigger starmerwhy even bother
>>534899465kisses xXx
Based
>>534899521Wigger starmer had zero impact on anyone but me, you and me are the only people who ever cared about it. It is an absolutely shite gimmick and you should be ashamed how hard you tried with it
>>534899646>stub
>>534899646don't you're making it worse he's suffering from that vaginal dryness rn
look at how hard ze is STILL seething over wigger starmer
Night lads - sweet dreams
General Election is going to be called, Keir is a massive tool makers son, very spiteful, he is taking them all with him.
>>534899748Hehe
>>534897842>bringing the UK closer to the EUAssociate ourselves with sugar-coated communism. No thanks.
Shitewank overspammed woggimmick
i'd love to hear the explanations for what's been going on in this general the last few months lmfaoeat my dookie, dick brain
>>534899928In you go then, what a bore
>>534898319>Despite the mad cruel shit you’ve done to us for no reason.Should have just accepted Home Rule without chimping out. You're alright though at the end of the day, I'm rooting for Ireland to pull through as well. Hands off the North though.
let's crowdfund some vagisil for this dude
>>534899834was always the plan
>Ten THIRTY pm tonight
i've conjured another rothshit seethel m a oyou won't do shit niggerrepeat after me:>London has objectively been ethnically cleansed by mass immigration controlled and funded by jewsor you can provide an alternative explanationor continue being my personal yap-yap walkable brit/pol/ poodleyou are a foot stool to me
>>534900031>standing up for the OAP redditor and the worst gimmick this general has seen so farFucking good one mate, you don't look like a discord nonce at all
>>534899834If they call it now, how long until the booths are open? Will Rupert have enough time?
>>534898222anyone that has an allotment should be put in a concentration camp
>>534900187shame me for not wanting you to be dry? tf bro
>>534899834never going to happen
>>534899834Absolutely no chance of an election. Not even Starmer is that deluded and his cabinet would rather have him sectioned than let him call one.
>>534900281They get no option or choice in it, it is how he kept them in line for last 2 months. They can not block him as leader.
>>534899120like a US election, every thread was about us
>>534900281what about a general erection?
Sterilise yourself, sterilise yourself NOW!
and you can have it alllmy empire of dirt
might vote lib dem in the election
>>534900260Fuck me you're so boring I can only imagine you're the wigger starmer nonce samefagging, in you go too.
why cant you type out what you want to? do you think I am the wigger starmer poster?come on squirt. spit it out already
What will he do next?>resign as MP>get sent to the backbenches>go to the Lords>go to an NGO>go back to the crown prosecution service>go to a big tech company>go to the city or some hedge fund>go to israel>job swap with mayor of manchesterthe possibilities are endless>>534900281He has been threatening the backbenchers with an election and them all losing their jobs over the whole Mandelson scandal. Its pretty based, pure psychopathic power politics
>>534900431>Fuck meno but thanks for the offer though
>political happening >gobbo has an episode and starts attention spammingClockwork nonce.
>>534900272an election will happen for reasons i've posted in the last threadin short they want farage holding the bag when the country defaults, which is inevitable
>>534900455nigga sybau
>>534900378Pencil necked losers like this cunt shouldn't have a platform whatsoever, let alone a national one
>>534900339>>534900470I know but there's no way he'd actually do it. What would be the point? Threatening to call one is useful to him, calling one wouldn't be. You have to assume that he thinks a Labour government without him is preferable to five years of a Reform/Tory coalition or whatever would come next.
>nah i'm just tired bro>*dies*
>>534900497>stub
>>534894936Conker was peak and its shame we never got a sequel.fuckin loved the multiplayer in that game.
>>534900564>What would be the point?Have you ever seen a gay man when they have nothing to lose? They are turbo cunt, vicious as fuck.
>>534900134Bed time Keir. Big day tomorrow.
>>534900550i dont speak skibidenglish because im not a mental retard
>>534900421been following the below who has been deeply anti starmer for years, even before he was near leaderalmost to an insane level of detail, he's enjoying things right nowhttps://x.com/eyuplovely
>>534900590bro don't act like i won't shove my thumb your arse and roll you like a bowling ball
@KeirStarmer You ok hun xx Dm me
>>534900656That guy is a little bit of a complete nutter
>>534900707haha nooo dont resign ur to cute for that <3
>>534900571We'll all be sorry if he does. Why weren't we nicer to him?
First muslim PM icumen in under Labour
scored an early resignation wearing my excellent glasses watching live sky news on my tv via sky stream in no 10…
>>534900948kek
>>534900948
OH FUCK OH SHIT KIERBROS HE'S COMING FOR US NEXT WHAT DO WE DO?
>>534900948fucking lmao
>Was crashing the Labour Party part of your plan?>Of course!
Kind of developing slightly warm feelings towards Jezza Corbyn these days. Maybe it wouldn't have been so bad having a crusty old grandad that likes to feed ducks as a leader, but maybe I've just had one too many babybels
>>534900948howling fucks sake>>534900997kek need the cummy cock edit
https://xcancel.com/emergenteffects/status/2053730284202299760#m>After nearly a year’s worth of investigation, @ZickZaggurat and I are preparing the release of a comprehensive report on the NGO-Charity industrial complex. We have mapped out networks, noted common operating models, and identified when the state is at war with itself.>We have paid particular attention to the manner they employ strategic litigation and coordinate campaigns to frustrate government policy. They are highly effective at inserting themselves into Civil Service consultations and parliamentary committees to shape legislation.>As the figures show, this is a complex network of actors. Taken together, they are highly capable of achieving their desired aims and preventing the implementation of government objectives — including manifesto commitments.>Stay tuned for more!
going to pick up some stella, want anything?
Wouldn't it be funny if it turns out keith was a moderate and whoever we get next goes turbo communist building commieblocks for niggers as far as the eye can see and doubling down on the taxes for whitey
>>534900948lmfao
Polanski has just admitted he dodged tax by living on a canal barge, this country is class
>>534901157more babybels, tah
>>534900378Getting a vasectomy when you already have 4 kids is one thing.Getting one when you have none or only one is genuinely one of the most cucked things you can do.>I voluntarily cut myself out of the gene pool while Abdul and Obowokongye outbreed me
recommend me something to watch in bed lads
>>534901164Nah. It'll be mint. Just guarantees and even harder kick back at the GE. Luvin' it.
>>534901206based retard
>>534901257Babestation
keir starmer should be replaced with a cardboard cutout of keir starmer
>>534901157Looks like a fucking scrubber
>>534901324id prefer something educational
>>534901257the back of your own eyelids
>>534901361Call in, you might learn a thing or two ;)
What happens here?
>>534901164thats exactly what we'll getmaking the boriswave permanent is the first step, then it's just speedrunning everything bad, infinite bames and unlimited hubs
>>534901206Barges are for nonces, britpol established this a while back, checks out
>>534901386oh fuck yeah
>>534895100>home secretary>shabana mahmoodwahey!
>When you are the last contestant and taoe the negative offer in the cash builder then win
>>534901386PHHHWWWOARfucking hellshould get his balls cut off after that and never be allowed to idenitfy as a man again
>>534901257https://youtu.be/qAFbieqpPuU
>>534900948my sides
What are the chances that they lockdown everything again around the time summer rolls around? I don't think it'll be a total lockdown because that would completely kill the economy but I got a feeling heavy restrictions and bubbles are going to be making a comeback.
>>534901698If they lockdown, they won't furlough this time.
>>534901698They'll need to scare people more than with a coof. Unless they have footage of thousands of people bleeding out of their eyeballs or something they'll have a tough time.
>>534901698thats the amusing thing about covid pandemic is that it sent a benchline of which all future goverments must adhere to in regards to how contagious+dangerous a virus must be in order to rape our own economy againand the benchline is lets be honest pretty fucking low
You know lolicon doujinshi is allowed in Japan, because they're buddhist.In UK it's catergory C material.However when you look at the statistical facts, Japan has far less rape than the UK, even though they allow naughty stuff in Japan.Personally I believe it's because Japan is a homogenous society, and the UK is not. brown people in the UK are ugly as fuck and are natural;ly attracted to white english lolis and have a loli complex, despite being subhuman. Which makes them wanna rape white english lolis irl.If my hypothesis is true it proves that we live in a dystopian society.
>>534901698white men are getting locked downdue to shiksavirus and the threat of riots
>>534899999>hould have just accepted Home Rule without chimping out.Checked. They did though, like 5 fucking times, it was the retard torys and WW1 that prevented it. Ulster was and has been a pain the ass for the UK since 1905. Its weird how the narrative changed when up until Thatcher every PM was looking to figure out how to get rid of it lmao. Ulster tards will never understand how little the rest of Britain cares for them lmao.
>>5349016980% chance
>Keir Starmer has made appointments of new Parliamentary Private Secretaries to replace the ones who resigned today, possibly signalling his determination to continue despite calls for him to resign from over 70 of his own MPs.>The following PPS appointments have been made:David Burton-Sampson MP – Department for Health and Social CareLinsey Farnsworth MP – Ministry of JusticeJayne Kirkham MP – Department for Environment, Food and Rural AffairsMichael Payne MP – Home OfficeTim Roca MP – Department for Work and PensionsSean Woodcock MP – Cabinet OfficeAll of them are literal whos from the 2024 intake. Says a lot.
A "pandemic" and a lockdown, with some media censored, would be a great way to cover up activating the stabbywogs and sending them on a killing spree.
>>534901386She did zero damage
>>534901764I will need to see body bags on my street and I'll need to be able to smell the dead rotting before I believe even one case of this actually really exists.
>>534901928He wont step down willingly. They'll have to have a vote of no confidence if they want him gone. He's going to cling on for dear life and ignore everyone. Expect sheboona to get fired tomorrow
>>534901987blind mong
>>534901928The Long Parliament, the Barebones Parliament, the Rump Parliament, and now the Retard Parliament
>>534901987Not true
>>534901987She caused massive internal injuries, breaking most of his bones and rupturing organs.
>>534902010>He wont step down willyly.
>>534901987she caused a swelling in his shorts
>>534901386Joocy
am in trouble lads
>>534901928Didnt think he had that much spine ngl
>>534901928I'm sure anyone who has a few years under their belt will want to go anywhere near those positions.
>>534902295This is definitely going to be a larp, I can just tell already
>>534902171He knows he won't be there for the next GE, so he is just relying on not getting booted out in the meantime and he knows there is no current MP who could be leader. That would not stop an interim leader though and them getting an MP to resign for Burnham to take a "safe" Labour seat somewhere - hopefully near Manchester. Starmer also knows just changing the PM isn't going to change much, it's just a fresh lick of paint to give to the public and different words and attitude in those words, but the policies are not going to change.
fuck the bee network
>>534901928Amazin to fink they did all that job role training in 24h and all
>>534902287Need juicy top apu now.
>>534902412I'm genuinely of the lunatic opinion that not only will he survive this fracas and lead them for the 2029 GE but that Labour will squeak a win and be the government afterwards. You can't queef the Keef.
can I have a QRD as to why reform aren't just tories by a different name
>>534902412they're running low on high profile shabbos goy, so many losses over the past few years, they probably wish they'd put the tories in now
If Kier survives this, I will apply to be the next PM in 2029, since it proves you can be completely incompetent with running the country and get away with it scot free.
>>534901833Taking arms from the Germans and opening a second front, stabbing us in our back, during a World War is worse then Home Rule getting delayed by four years.>how little the rest of Britain cares for them lmaoThis mentality lost us what was left of the Empire after 1950, destroyed Rhodesia and South Africa, allows the Chagos shit and will eventually cost us Gibraltar. How about the world should fuck off and we keep what land we have, I don't care if Scotland or whoever is an economic drain - they are ours and they are not for sale.
>>534902533i would have agreed if it was just the 2 party system but things have changed. Labour's only hope is that the Tories start hitting Reform and taking back voters so tha tis then split more evenly. the Labour has to somehow still get those Tory voters it gained (the fence sitters) and then hope the Greens hit the Lib Dems but not themselves. I can't see it, but there is 23 years and maybe 2.5 till the GE is in the headlines for polling for real. I would have said Labour would have got in again just a year ago, so yes things can change back. It's the economy of course that it boils down to.
The only reason i'm voting labour is cus reform removed the homeless centre in my local city and turned it into a carpark. Also nigel farage was pushed when the bnp was cancelled because he still wants immigrants he's just a capitalist pig.Plus they wanna get involved in the Iran war, which Donald trump says they were a nuclear threat so they attacked Iran, even though he's now threatening to nuke iran at the behest of Israel... The war was started without congress's approval so how is ZOG a conspiracy theory?Also i'm not antisemitic cus Jews are less than 5% of semites.
>>534902674That's exactly what they are
>>534902674Because we live in a first past the post election system so Reform are picking up anyone they believe can win a seat and the alternative is an ex-tory, ex-reform mp... who totally wont do the same thing if his party was in a position to win an election
>>534902749You'll have to suck off Tony Blair to get it.
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>>534902888>>534902856fuck sake
>>534902749you have to become a jew, or express love for jews. remember they booted jezza because they claimed he was antisemitic when he wasn't, he just liked everyone that nobody ever likes, like hamas
>>534902794ok
>>534902996>fuck sakeWhat's difficult to understand? People are rallying around Rupert Lowe because of Rupert Lowe. Nobody cares about anyone who won a seat in yarmouth. Rupert Lowe is basically Nigel Farage but more 'based' and about 20 years behind.
>Bumbling fucking idiot Queer calls for an election at the request of his party>Election rolls around Queer tries to throw it as a fuck you purposefully to the members who tried throwing him under the bus but does alright in the polls >Hanta cases get more out of control and the government are panicking shitting bricks over what to do on whether to bring back restrictions or lockdowns>"Oh well we may as well heavily restrict everything while covering up some minor behind the scene fuck ups that definitely won't be leaked after the new pandemic is over and done with">Government goes full project fear using the Hanta cases as propaganda, norms are seething because bubbles, restrictions are enforced, they can't go to the pubs or clubs and are stuck actually having to parent their annoying little shits >Election happens with Reform performing better than expected, everyone is hanging onto the edge of their seats hoping and praying they win the final polls are drawing but Labour unexpected and unremarkably manage to win>We're stuck with Queer until the next one rolls aroundI think it'll be this
Is there anything in place to forceably remove a prime minister that is squatting?
>burnham will save usmeanwhile in greater manchester.....
