It's already called American Dressing in other countries. Why shouldn't we call it American Dressing in America? Somebody get this info to Donald Trump he can do an executive order.
>>534911888checked. If you have Trump rename it, it will be Trump dressing.
>>534911888What’s wrong with ranch? Offensive to farmers?
>>534911991If he can get gas prices below $2/gallon I'm down.
>>534911888Nigger Goyslop
>>534911888>buttermilk and herbs>literal ranch derived dressing>other countries call it "American"Morons.
I'm fine with calling it american dressing. Only they like this abomination for some reason.
>>534912152Yeah we live in America we don't put maple syrup on everything.
>>534912225>everythingThere are many things it doesn't belong on. For instance, it's horrid in coffee(I had to try it just to see).
>>534912325Do you put it on carrots or bananas?
>>534911888EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH!
>>534912152oh my god, you got me with your half-hearted ragebait, oh shit, them's fightin words or something
>>534912479Fuck off Ranch Gang
I’M GAY AND FAT
>>534912128It's called ranch in Australia and the UK I know for a fact.
Got my ice cold Dr. Pepsi, and im ready to dip my chicken nuggets in American Dressing
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>>534912152I would consider you American just as much as someone from the US. I don't consider beaners American though. Ranch is fine, people here cover shit in Tomato Sauce (Ketchup)
>>534911888Literally.
>>534911888While we're at it can we please get an EO to recognize ketchup mixed with mayonnaise as fancy sauce? I think it would help to clear up any potential misunderstandings. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>534914541don't you faggot's call it fry sauce?
>>534911888Blue cheese better
>>534914168Yes we call it Ketchup here.
>>534912110I knew a white cop who literally killed a nigger with a knife (legally) and he had a bottle of ranch dressing embroidered on his uniform, mostly as a joke.
>>534914541I thought that was 1000 Island Sauce? I think Fancy Sauce sounds much better. You can also make A1 Steak Sauce with Ketchup and Worcestershire Sauce.
>>534914887That's probably Ranch Gang they used to post here.
>>534914846personally I prefer to cover shit food in gravy but I understand
>>534911888there is nothing American about Ranch dressing except for mutts using it as lube to jack off to bbc porn
>>534911888It's called ranch dressing because it was created by the owners of the Hidden Valley Ranch which was an actual ranch therefore it was the "ranch" dressing. They didn't think to trademark it until later
>>534914168Classic yank larper.Ketchup has vinegar dead horse doesn't.
>>534915231I know they are different dickhead. seppo's have no clue what tomato sauce is. they think it's passata or someshit. it's the closet equivalent
>>534911888Checked, and I object.It is well known that "ranch" is just a dipping sauce for pizza, and thus rightly belongs to Italy, even if they're appropriately ashamed of it and refuse to claim credit, as it's infinitely inferior to Blue Cheese dressing. It should properly be called "WOP Sauce" or "Buttermilk Ragu". .
>>534914846Catsup, because fuck you.
>>534911888American dressing should only come in 4xl
>>534911888>It's already called American Dressing in other countries.NOT HERE YOU LOON AND NO ONE EATS IT EITHER
>>534912967>posts an American companythat's why
