Didnt work for bush snr
>SCIENCE ALERT!!!!!!
>>534913875>just shove baby shit up your ass goyimI want off the ride
>>534913875I this how they plan to spread hentaivirus?
>>534913875I remember reading about rich people transplanting young people poop.
>>534913875Let me guess, an Indian scientist reported this
>>534913875Man I wish buttholes were really like that...but alas...they are not.
isn't that just fecal transplants?
>>534914067This is the bowels those things absorb the nutrients from your food
>>534914067Transplanting poop is good for a bunch of things, so it wouldn't be surprising
>>534914144More proof God is not a very good designer.
>>534913875I'm already tongue punching the fart boxes of young bitches.
>>534913991It's a treatment for a very specific problem where your gut biome is a mess. So they transplant "healthy poop" into your colon so that you'll get the good bacteria and hopefully your gut biome repairs itself. I suspect within the next 4 years or so you'll start reading about high status women getting "cunny culture transplants" where the goop in a healthy pussy is transplanted into a stanky pussy. Is it scientifically sound? Probably not, but rich white women will buy literally anything.
I'm gonna live forever. Just have to use a strainer on tons of baby poo diapers to get purified shit essence to blast up my ass with a Bad Dragon cum tube. Uh, are diaper furbabies based now?
>>534913875I volunteer to eat young women's poop, to start human trials. I'll put my body on the line for science.
>>534913875This was a South Park episode, we need to harvest Tom Brady's microbiome and shove it up our butts.
>>534914360Why not just take massive shots if antiobiotics and then scissor a healthy woman?
>>534913875It’s not the poop, it’s the microbes the poop contains. There’s a lot you can do to rebuild your gut microbiome by making fermented foods with specific strains of keystone species. Regular consumption of high-doses of specific probiotic cultures can shift the terrain of your gut to support a healthy microbiome. Assuming you still have your appendix, you should still have an onboard backup of your microbiome, which can reseed the gut when the terrain is prepared. Yes, that’s what the appendix is actually for. It’s an organ of the immune system, it’s not vestigial.Don’t eat poop, make fermented foods like yogurt.
>>534913875R8ddit bugmen will fall for this psyop for the sake of following the heckin' cool sciencerino
>>534913875Eat da poopoo
>>534914477He knows about the spice
>>534913875Tight bussy cures aging???¿?
but that's the inside of the small intestine.poop forms in the large intestine
>>534914144Intestinal villi.
>>534913875I'm just not gonna eat it (the poopoo). Sorry.
>>534914144Were actually just inside out starfishfact
>>534913875look at the amount of tiny penises you have inside your ass, op
>>534913875>experts from india say
>>534919665>see all those tiny dicks? means you're a fag son, deep down, you're a little fairy, I knew you were just like your mother
>>534913968What if it legitimately worked though? Would is be destigmatized and glamorized overnight? Tiktoks of women cheekily talking about they sneaked off during a date to re-apply the baby shit up their ass to maintain their glow? People on /pol/ saying you have to make sure its your own race's poop or your DNA will degrade?If it actually worked (I'm talking making people functionally immortal as far as age itself goes) I think everyone would gaslight themselves real quick into thinking it was totally normal, and eventually it would be.Would this be good or bad? Is there anything inherently immoral with putting poop up your ass to gain immortality?
>>534921985It’s just a Jewish trick. You ready know the parasite that is the overmind of this death cult is spread through human feces; they are just going to assimilate you and make you a fag. And you’ll pay them for it, lol.
>>534922158That's not what I said, anon.I said, what would you do in a world where this DID work?
>>534913875>If you shit Jews in the mouth they live forever Not sure that trade off is worth it
>>534913875>Rat shit can either reverse your aging or kill you,Choose wisely
>>534922214It does. At a cost.
>>534914836My gfs and my moms pussies both smell like yogurt. Is this normal?My belly hole also smells like yogurt.
I had a fecal transplant after I had a debilitating bacterial infection that absolutely decimated my microbiome. I now have my younger brother's poo germs inside me. It actually worked pretty well, and I can tolerate food a lot better. Don't eat street food in third world countries frens
>>534913875Like that one episode of South Park
>>534921985If it worked Indians would be eternally youthful.
>>534913875Are these niggers for real? I hope this is a fake article.
>>534913875It turns out eating shit is actually good for you! That's the secret behind the impressive longevity of the gurus of India.
>>534913916>Didnt work for bush snrhe lived to be 94
>>534913922Oh my Fauci!
>>534921985I'd sit this one down and wait for next cure for aging
>>534923814why do people want to live long lives ? dying in ur 30s to 40s is the highest form of a good life
>>534923905It’s funny when people type like this, but if you were gasping for breath, knowing you were about to die, you’d be begging for a little longer.
>>534913875so someone WAS making rat soup
>>534923973if i had children maybe but if i dont im as good as dead so why not die ? the logic of being an oldfag with no kids is pathetic
maybe this is why indians eat baby poop, maybe their ancient gurus were actual geniuses
>>534913875Nice intestines but Scat is a turnoff, sorry.
>>534913875I'm no Indian but if it would actually grant me eternal youth? Then yeah I'd eat the poopoo... I don't believe it though. Young blood sure, but poo no.
>>534913875Isnt mouse poop the official narrative for how we got hantavirus?
>>534919873>a little fairy, I knew you were just like your motherIf you think about it women do kind of steal names like Fae. Your wife takes your name.
>>534913875now scat lovers are going to go after kids poopthanks a lot science
>>534913875Did they just create immortal scat loving mice? Or are they going to kill them or something?
