Kikes have convinced you that edible free growing plants are “weeds” that you need to buy cancer causing chemicals to spray all over to kill so that they can further box you in and poison you with their processed slop. Take this plant for example, the thistle plant. The leaves can be cooked like spinach and the stems can be eaten after removing the spines, offering a taste similar to artichokes. They also have anti inflammatory properties and support liver health.
Dandelions, the leaves are good in salads (especially when young), the flowers can be used for wine or tea and the roots can be roasted for a coffee substitute or brewed into a stronger tea. Also anti inflammatory properties while supporting liver function and aiding in digestion. Also traditionally used as a diuretic.
>>534915859>Just remove the thistle spines, bro...Tell me Lord, if you please, by what right or title does a villein eat beef … And goose, of which they have plenty? And this troubles God. God suffers from it and I do too. For they are a sorry lot, these villeins who eat fat goose! Should they eat fish? Rather, let them eat thistles and briars, thorns and straw and hay on Sunday and peapods on weekdays. They should keep watch without sleep and have trouble always; that is how villeins should live. Yet each day they are full and drunk on the best wines, and in fine clothes. The great expenditures of villeins comes at a high cost, for it is this that destroys and ruins the world. It is they who spoil the common welfare. From the villein comes all unhappiness. Should they eat meat? Rather should they chew grass on the heath with the horned cattle and go naked on all fours …
>>534915859We have these fucken things everywhere in Australia and most people don't know they were brought here because they are edible. There's also wild garlic and onion growing everywhere and people just think they're weeds.When Chinese and Vietnamese old people move here they just go nuts foraging wild herbs and mushrooms that the Aussies ignore
>>534916513This plant: the sow thistleI bet any Aussie seeing this recognises it immediately. Probably have them outside your home.They are edible just like OPs example
>forage some greenForaging is a good idea but you might as well consider growing some lettuce of you want some green. About a sq ft and you will get more than you realistically want.
>>534916513Food comes from the store, bro
>>534915859Don't forget that many of them are medicinal.
>>534917137Which weeds gets me high poindexter?
Grass seed used to contain a small amount of Clover seed mixed in because its a nitrogen fixer iirc. With clover you wouldnt have to fertilize but they took it out so now people use fertilizers just to avoid a few random white flowers (which bees love).
>>534917718I'm not sure but dandelions have great health benefits. Burdock root is also great. In fact "Dandelion and Burdock" was a traditional medicinal drink in England.
Purslane grows everywhere in the summer around here. It's pretty common in Mediterranean cuisine but most Americans don't even know it's edible.
>>534915859>cancer causing chemicals to spray all over to killAre USoids restarted?Just use pic related.>Inb4 it grows backSo does grass
>>534916588Lesser celandine could be mistaken for that to the NPC eye looking at pretty pictures in a field guide. I look forward to the mass ACKing. However our idiots over here would eat their dogs and cats before resorting to vegetables
Angled wild onions are everywhere here. They look like spring onions (because they are) but with a triangular stalk instead of round. They flower in spring. You can just pull them up and use them like regular spring onions. Never pay for onions again. They look like picrel, and they smell like onions. People call them "onionweed" here and boomers hate them because they takeover their precious lawns.I'd rather have a hundred of these plants than a fucking lawn
>>534918605they have omega 3s to I think
>>534918899>Egyptian Walking Onions (Allium x proliferum) are exceptionally hardy perennial onions, rated for USDA Zones 3–9 (or 10), meaning they can survive temperatures as low as (-40F) (-40C)These "trouble-free" plants are highly cold-tolerant, often staying green late into winter and reappearing early in spring.>They are perennial and self-propagating, meaning they "walk" by falling over and rooting, making them a very low-maintenance, "carefree" addition to the garden.
>>534918789You don't understand. I need my Kentucky blue grass sod that I I tore out perfectly fine native life for and that is no way reasonable to grow in my area perfectly flat and level with no discoloration or identity or my HOA will fine me! On a more serious note I do occasionally spray shit on my front lawn to keep the creeping charlie at bay or my boomer neighbor gets pissy at me. I want to just go full food forest but last person who tried that around me got fined by the city. It's not like I like it, but fighting it is like rolling up a hill covered in broken glass.
>>534915859>>534916046There will be significant spraying of chemicals this year in North America. We are end game now. They want us dead. They will try to kill gardens and force starvation. Chabad has infiltrated us, and they have gained power over our politicians. It is only a matter of time until they summon their moshiach, who is the antichrist. Don't rely completely on grocery stores or gardens. Both will be harmed.
>>534919132Someone needs to give the full Nam experience to HOAs
>>534915859They doing some faggitry around town, that not ethical behavior.
this thread is making me hungry
Good info thread.Any physical books with this kind of information, for long-term's sake?
>>534918126Well that does not help me none.
>>534915859That's literally toxic
>>534915859>>534916046extremely based threadhttps://youtube.com/user/EatTheWeeds/videoseattheweeds.comthere's also a book
>>534916513They are not edible they are toxic
>>534919408I don't have one, and will never have one. I'd rather live near a house with bad paint and an old car then live in a forcibly sterilized environment with no children playing and neighbors who won't talk to me. That and my backyard looks like a jungle when my plants get full and no HOA would allow it. From the stories I hear from friends I would be hard pressed not to build another killdozer.
>>534919652This is toxic https://youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU
>>534919408I'm growing this for seedsfor just this reason>Waterhemp (Amaranthus tuberculatus) is a major agricultural weed with a high capacity for evolving resistance, often exhibiting multi-herbicide resistance to Groups 2, 4, 5, 9, 14, 15, and 27. Its rapid evolution is driven by dioecious (separate male/female) reproduction and high genetic diversity. Effective management requires stacking multiple, layered, and effective herbicide sites of action, rather than relying on a single method.
>>534916513be careful with fungus. we have asians moving to the PNW and dying from eating lookalike mushrooms>>534917718eat some datura for the trip of a lifetimd
>>534915859Stop eating ma plant you bastids!
>>534919674>>534919785Thank you herbalist bros.
>>534919722Charlie has you covered
>>534919722Can you smoke that
>>534916046Also known as boomerbane
>>534919652>>534919690Are you a dog?
Don’t forget about pineapple weed/wild chamomile
>>534919132>spray shituse a weed burner, sheet mulch with cardboard, and if all else fails get some 6 mil black plastic and cover up the root areas after chopping down the foliage and let it bake in the sun for a few months
>>534919866Are people really this lazy that they can't just take a bag of seeds and go out to the forest and start chucking seeds everywhere by hand? Humanity was a mistake
>>534919776That will just cause severe nasea and stomach cramps intense projectile shitting and maybe death.
>>534916513I lived in this old house surrounded by bamboo at the front. I'd wake up to rummaging outside my granny flat door to the street. It was always old Chinese men foraging for shoots.
>>534917718Like this guy said>>534919776Hallucinogen but have 2 cups of that tea and you're dead
>>534919925>everywhereMaybe there's some planed distribution that justifies it's use
>>534919953poppies are readily available. look up "CIA Opium Poppy Cultivationand Heroin Processingin Southeast Asia pdf" (no not a joke, it's on the CIA site) or look on youtube if you want to commit crimes. opium is just boiled and filtered plant matter. poppies are purely decorative so don't do anything illegal please
>>534915859On the topic, why the world obsessed with indian and chinese tea, when pretty much every country have plants that taste great when dried and boiled?
These are tasty
Oh yeah, a quick easy tip. If something has a square stem, it's in the mint family. A lot of them are tasty and edible. Just knowing it's a mint should help to narrow down exactly what it is in a guidebook or app or whatever.
>>534920117Because of the packaging
>>534920021It's not a hallucinogen it's a deliriant. Yeah also affects your memory so that you don't even remember the trip after and you will most likely die if you try it
>>534915859Inherently left wing ideology sticking up for plants that destroy lawns.
>>534919776>eat some datura for the trip of a lifetimdDon't do this
>>534920178Cheaper than heroin for my escape planWill I be in pain?
>>534920081You trying to get me hooked on fent you nigger!
>>534920167also good to crush and smell plants. use all your senses. some people find wild carrot and hemlock hard to distinguish, and may not notice the dark mottling on hemlock stems, but hemlock smells absolutely disgusting while wild carrot smells tasty. spend time smelling and inspecting your groceries
>>534915859>a kike just flew over my lake
>>534920210I won't. That nigger is trying to kill me, and that other nigger is trying his best to get me hooked on fetty.These people here are sickos.
>>534920241>i want to get high>nooooo not like that!!opium is actually quite gentle if you're not a retard about it. fent just makes you black out and turn into a zombie until you get forcibly ejected back to reality. it doesn't actually feel good at all and is not an effective pain reliever unless you're having surgery or have late stage cancer
>>534920117caffeine
>>534920286>sun is at the horizon>shadow of craft on the water is like if the sun were directly above
>>534919591>>534919674>bookEat the Weeds can be downloaded here(EPUB format)>https://annas-archive.gl/md5/c7abc8d612c9ce40e686aac7ea931a8b
>>534920356Opium is fentanyl genies.
>>534920356>>534920720oh another PSA: if you find a pharmaceutical poppy field, don't ignore the warnings about toxicity unless you want to ingest a lethal dose of thebaine (it does not get you high)many such cases
>>534920524I mean the video is fake, anon. But that would be the reflection, no?
based thread
>>534920813Now you trying to get me to pull a Dorothy Gale in this mfr. That's low, chief.
>>534921099What type of tea is that, frog anon?
>>534919869nothat's a different weed and name entirely
>>534921206My guess? Nettle.
>>534921206This>>534921291It's really nice, I also enjoy brambles leaf infusion.
>>534918899These have something in them that if you eat too much can give you the shits.
>>534916046Here they're traditional. Dandelions are delicious if you cook them in pan with a little onion, garlic and olive oil. Stir fry them for quite a while. Then you add them to beaten eggs and some grated parmigiano and you cook them as a frittata on both sides. It's absolutely delicious. Other edible are stinging Nettle, again cooked because that one stings. Wild asparagus, wild beets, wild onions. They all grow all over the place over here. The taste they have is nothing compared to the commercially grown slop varieties. They have more nutrients as well
>be me ,start looking at herbs on my pc>threads about Herbs start appearing on 4chanYeah fuck you, get the fuck out of my computer you faggots
>>534915859I'm seriously considering growing black nightshade. Supposedly (as long as you remove the unripe berries) it's crazy good for you (when prepared correctly). Like anti cancer, anti heart disease good for you.
Have you guys ever tried buckeye or acorn? I think you have to peel and boil both. I know as a kid if you open up the acorns a lot of times you'll find some kind of grub worms inside them.
>>534920117Because tea is antiseptic and antibacterial and doesn't spoil, unlike herbal brews.
