WE NEED TO OPEN THE STRAIT NOW! INDIANS ARE SUFFERINGhttps://x.com/BullTheoryio/status/2053727805972889774
lol they're dying without literal piss shipments from elsewhere in the world
>>534916404>INDIANS ARE SUFFERING
>>534916404
KEEP THAT FUCKING STRAIT CLOSED
I hate Indians
>>534916404>4 trillion poop currencya>1-2% loss
buy the dip
>>534916404>ayo chat approximately how much agriculturally valuable nutrient has been excreted into rivers in india over the past several decades as a result of human outdoor defecation>i'll take my answer off the air
>>534916404Gas prices are too low really
Brown boys keep taking Ls
>>534916404Based. I hope the strait stays closed.
>>534916404Imagine being on the border with this shit hole while it's collapsing, hope you have enough ammo to gun down a billion jeets that are about to flee that rat's nest
>>534916404I've never heard of these S coins
>>534916456India starving from lack of shit and piss was not on my bingo card for 2026.
>>534916461
>>534916404Hm, Indians will buy more gold.
Keep that strait LOCKED
>>534916404Good
They will start eating each other soon.
>>534916942They already do that
>>534916404DO NOT REDEAM
>>534916404DO NOT RE-DEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeemm!
>Absolute Bloodbath >1% change
>>534916456Divert the Ganges to open plains and remove dead bodies and let hot sun evaporate water. Then collect the urea concentrates and phosphates from agricultural runoff.
>>534916404It not simply India, it the entire world; it the great depression.
There will be retrogression of society, to some former state.
>>534916564>only buy, no redeem saaaar
>>534916656Most of the fertilizer content of poo is from the pee that accompanies it. Poo’s main use is as a soil amendment because it can improve drainage in clay soils and water retention in sandy ones.Urine is also good for speeding up composting. I used to keep a piss jug by the bed and then dump it on the piles in the AM.
>>534916404Who cares. Did you know they pay with poop.
Pooooped
>>534916404>4 trillion shit tickets.How much is that in money?
>>534916404>Sometimes the motherland must sacrifice her children for the fatherland
>asking citizens to avoid foreign travelBased
Could we close the strait any further? Asking for a friend.Maybe China could join add a third blockade on top of the first two.
>>5349203082 more months and Indians r cooked
jeeted!!
>>534916404SHUT IT DOWN HARDER
>>534916404>WE NEED TO OPEN THE STRAIT NOWhow about opening the bathroom and using the toilet instead, india?
>>534916404how do you say; "OOOH SHIT, I POOPED MYSELF" in poojeet?
Have all the India posters had their electricity shut off?
>>534921770What Modi said basically admits that their reserve currency is about to run out soon. So I don't think you even need two months. Just by the end of this month, their shit will probably hit the fan.
>>534916404absolutely not, let that entire shit-stain of a "country" burn to the ground.
>>534916404saar 200 million more india for california texas canada you will see
>>534916404new equilibrium price is 200 usd/barrel, the longer they hold old price the bigger deficit will be
redeem the dip
>>534916404I'll gladly pay more for gas and food if it means india collapses and everyone there shit themselves to death.
>>534916404All ex pat indians should return home with suitcases of food. It is your duty to Bharat. your homeland is calling, answer their pleas.
>>534916404>4 GABAZILION RUPEEEEMeaning 100 euro ?
>>534921770they can get the oil from russia. gas will be the problem (don't think russia has any LNG carriers available)
Just our Prime Minister's donor friends playing stock market games. Nothing ever happens. If he was serious, he would have given out orders and mandates for wfh.
>>534925840saaaaaaaaaaars
low IQ behavior
>>534916404THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP
As a white male I ain’t even worried about stocking up food/water for any sort of catastrophe cuz I know that you can easily survive on your urine. One thing a lot of jeets have right is that urine is medicine and the most distilled water on earth.
>>534926560Sat Sri Akali Prabhjeet Singh
>>534916404ai status?
>>534916640Haven't been paying attention lately, how likely is a resolution these days?
>>534920201I'd tell you but our money is only a little less fake than theirs.
>>534916404kek, something good did come out of this shit after all
>>534916404That's like $40 billion. Peanuts.
>>534916404seething paki thread 67372897662661
the good thing is that india does not really export anything of importance, so even if they go fully tits up, it will barely have any negative impactit will have a positive impact though when they run out of kerosene and can no longer fly jeets around the world
Should I sell?Bought at 160
>>534916564they are the ones who only have 1. an economy that matters because of the population pyramid and 2. the highest reliance on the fertilizers that won't come because of a closed hormussy. that means the ppopulation pyramid wont matter and that means the economy is going to shit. short india.
>>534929536Famines is a very real possibility