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In every country except India.
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They dont sell to India because nobody in India has any money and the country scammed Unitree for millions of dollars in the past
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>>534922332
why are the arms so small
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Here is a higher resolution video
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>>534922332
Why does it have the physique of Elon Musk
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>>534922332
China mogs usa again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWOyUMJWptc
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>>534922332
I'm pro China usually but dude that thing is such a piece of shit lol.
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>>534922332

>China just made the robot from Alien 1 avialable to consumers worldwide

BASED CHINA #1
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>>534922672
Okay how many mechs are available for purchase in the usa?
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Unitree Robotics R1 humanoid: starts around $4,900–$5,900 USD depending on the version.

Unitree Robotics G1 humanoid: around $13,500–$16,000 USD.

Unitree Robotics H2 full-size humanoid: about $29,900 USD.
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>>534922332
>>534922388

Based Jeetcrusher
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it's a start but it looks like it needs to be more comfortable for the driver of it, especially when it goes on all fours
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>>534922760
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>>534922394
ye I'd make a knuckle dragger for shits and giggles and massive arms strength. gorilla style movement should be more versatile
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>>534922332
absolute bullshit, the guy could just walk by himself.
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>>534922770
I agree but it’s a good start.
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china does cool shit like mecha and 6th gen jets while usa is stuck bombing sand niggers for jews like 30 years ago
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>>534922332
>CHYNA
Can't wait until it somehow finds a way to mulch its own pilot
Chinks and machinery is a bad combination
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>>534922770
The seat could rotate, theoretically.
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>>534922332
>sloppily made rich man toys in a failing global economy
I’ll wait until the tech is perfected, and cheap or not bother.
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>>534922332
I'm struggling to think of an actual use for something like this
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>>534922923
With china working on it, you can be sure it will get cheaper and better. Thats the point. Them making it available for purchase means they will iterate on it.
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>>534922844
good QRD
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>>534922988
https://youtu.be/6zW1YlEp4zw
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>>534922332
*casually throws a banana peel in its path*
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>>534922332
based
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>>534922545
really makes one think, who is inside elon musk?
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>>534923089
this anon just solved robot takeover dystopia
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>>534922332
no doors....do chinks really?
they never plan to survive
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>>534922988
I bet hotwheels would have liked one
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>>534923236
>why is the first version of this original product that i can only buy from china not perfect?!!!
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>>534922332
They couldn't find a single asuka cosplayer to pilot it?
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>>534922724
>Alien 1
>1
American education, everyone.
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>>534922332
sweet, can't wait to see it fall over and the operator be impaled on something pointy because we all know safety takes a far backseat in china, looks like a real death trap, don't let us down, chinks
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>>534922332
How long before mech-jackings become a thing?
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>>534923538
>Someone could die so let’s never make this possibly useful product.
>nobody in the usa has ever died from a forklift accident….
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>>534922482
You now remember Hawken
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Chinks eat dog
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>>534923590
I will shed a single tear
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>>534923134
The first cybertruck
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jeets are gonna be crushed by this
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>>534922332
that's pretty sweet, even if it does have a backdoor for the chinese robot uprising
>>534923590
This game was awesome. I was about to say they should make a sequel, then I checked steam. It's called Hawken Reborn, and people hate it.
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>>534922332
what thr fug
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>>534922672
You can buy 500 of their R1's for the same price
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>>534923134
AP/RV anons observed a black blob, goo like demonic entity of the beyond being stuck to the person called "elon musk". they failed to observe it for a longer time since, how they reported it, the entity noticed the projecting/remote viewer.
this somewhat coincides with what his childhood housekeeper reported; blackout eyes, very weird behaviours ect
seems to me hes either a moonchild or a vessel they used to invocate some entity/bound by pactum.
my own theory is, that monday- thursday the entity is taking over the host and from friday to sunday "elon" gets to enjoy all his "wealth" and party and coke out with hookas. have you every listened to "him" try to have a conversation, how hes stuttering, babbling and mumbling nonsensical bs?
at least thats my humble opinion as an scitzo occultard
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Flushjeets
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>>534922388
>the country scammed Unitree for millions of dollars in the past
And Xiaomi, and BYD, and thousands other Chinese companies got scammed in the past.

Pajeets place orders "Pay upon Delivery",
But when the item is delivered to the Pajeet customs office, the items are taken hostage,
You see, the indian customs office is in on the scam,
The Pajeet buyer will then to to haggle their way to 80% discounts, or else the items will be kept in customs office forever.
They have lots of small varients to this scamming strategy, and it took China a really long time before they caught on.

India outsmarts China all the time.
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>>534926364
Fuck jeets
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>>534927047
BYD outsmarted them in the end.

First, BYD shipped them a lot of electric Busses,
Pajeet customs office predictably took them hostage,
India threatened with haggling, they only paid 40% of the order's worth,
China told them the busses are worthless because batteries have not been integrated yet.
Pajee was forced to pay another 40% of the costs to get batteries.
NOW the pajeets haggle again, refused to pay the remaining 20%.
The Chinese told them the electronics firmware cannot be activated if they don't pay,
Pajeets begrudignly paid the last 20%.
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>>534927295
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>>534927295
Based BYD. I should buy more shares
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>>534922482
why is it so fucking annoying to get in?
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>>534922332
That's nice and all
But how many autocannon mount points does it have?
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Why not make .. Gundam ?
I always want one
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Can Jeets ride these?
>>534922602
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>>534922332
>Chinese
>machine
Nigga this thing is going to crush so many bugmen to death
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>>534922332
exo-skeleton. get back to me when we get true Mecha
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>>534922482
looks worse when you can actually see it. chinks really don't have souls
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>>534923380
Hang on, this is the exact same format as the white woman bad / asian woman good posts, somplete with sped-up video. Is every post on /pol/ a chink operative?
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>>534922482
ai sloppa.
cinderblock wall is a big tell.
check elbow joints.
ching chong climbs in the disappers.
it might actually be a static model.
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>>534922332
>a little Chinese guy struggles to get into the seat
Do they sell a robot to get you unstuck?
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I want one just to go to work in. If you think that drivers bitch about _bicyclists_.
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>>534926364
Lol. I read another story about chinese loan shark company like klarna giving high interest loans to thousands of indians and then they all refused to pay. When the chinese debt collectors went to visit the defaulters the villagers chased them away with sticks kek. They lost millions of dollars. The chinese were no match to us when it came to jugaad.
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>>534929615
Typical pajeet gets butthurt when other pajeets are forced to pay the price they agreed to.
The only way a pajeet is satisfied is when his fellow pajeets gets everything for free.

But actually your behaviour is fake, because this is how pajeets treat each other too, this is why even if you win, your will still live in the hell you created.
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>>534922332
Attach some flamethrowers and roll up to a synagogue
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>>534922332
So Cina Is gonna build a Gundam before the Japanese?
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>>534922388
Izzat status?
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>>534922482
It's not quite there yet.
Needs forklift arms and yellow paint.
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>>534922332
>cage does not open and petite little Asian man can barely squeeze into it
Will there be a resized American edition?



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