I have never seen my neighbors bring in groceries despite their cars always being outside. We live in a simulation don’t we?
>>534930061they probably aren't real yes but i wouldn't fuck around with that because the consequences to the timeline you are on might be catastrophic
>>534930061Same here, they're NPCs, like literally NPCs used as background filler.
>>534930192like i said better to not fuck with that because once your timeline gets disrupted they reset your simulation and have to respawn you in other words you will die
>>534930061Yes you have, it just didn't register as a noteworthy event to remember because who the fuck cares about random people bringing in groceries
>>534930061Just because you don't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist are you fucking retarded?
>>534930397Shut up memeflaggot glownigger.
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By that logicAre all the people who go to the grocery store Main Characters? But to think of it I’ve never seen my neighbors at the grocery store.
>>534930397People can't see their hearts and that's why they act like they don't have them. They'd be all drippy and black with soot.
>>534930061Wtf... same here. I literally have never seen either of my neighbors bring home groceries. Yet im at the store at least 2 to 3 times a week.
>>534930061They don't actually "live" there, that is just their office they attend to monitor you in shifts 24/7. They bring a packed lunch or get food delivered.
>>534930511>I'm more of a consumer than my neighbors>Why don't they consoooom
never seen my neighbours bring groceries in either. the guy has a "lesbian" daughter and she has 2 nigger babies from 2 different niggers. one is a footballer who plays for crystal palace i think. both nigger kids have gay bible theme names too
How often and how closely are you monitoring your neighbors? Bringing in groceries takes like 5 minutes. Why do you expect to catch them in the act.
Yeah it’s well-known that they can’t simulate groceries.
>>534930511Next time you get groceries you should ask your neighbor to help you bring them in. And then casually bring up how you’ve never seen them bring in groceries. And offer to help them when they get some sometime.
>>534930609i wouldn't risk it. one miscalculation and he will collapse his simulationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UozhOo0Dt4o
>>534930606Why do you think you'd never coincidentally open your door and see your neighbors on the driveway coming out of the car with groceries if you've lived next door to them for decades and open your door several times per day?The statistical likelihood that you'll never see it is almost 0.
>>534930061>the simulation doesn't bother to simulate people bringing in groceries but it does simulate people asking about why they don't see other people brining in groceries
There are a few much more ordinary explanations before “simulation” becomes the best one.You probably just aren’t observing the full timeline:they may shop at different hours than you noticeuse delivery servicesbring things in through a garage or side entrancecarry smaller loads over multiple tripseat out a lothave partners/roommates doing errands you don’t see.Humans are also very good at noticing patterns that feel uncanny. Once your brain tags something as strange (“I never see groceries”), it starts feeling meaningful even if it’s just a coincidence plus incomplete observation.There’s actually a concept in Frequency Illusion and related attention biases where the brain selectively tracks unusual absences or repetitions. You notice the missing grocery bags because it conflicts with your expectation of how life “should” look.The “simulation” thought experiment itself comes from ideas like Simulation Hypothesis, but there’s no scientific evidence that ordinary oddities in daily life point to us living in a simulation.Also, if you start looking for these moments, you’ll find endless ones:never seeing coworkers commuteneighbors never seeming to sleepalways catching the same stranger at the same bus stop.That’s mostly because we only see tiny slices of other people’s lives, then our brains fill in the blanks.
>>534930061ever heard of ayylmaos?
>>534930737>open your door several times per day?Define "several times per day."90% of people are gonna go to work and come straight home on most days. On the other occasions where you're leaving to go do something, you're probably not too mundful of what your neighbors are up to. Not to mention mismatched schedules. Different days/times you tend to be active vs. them could mean it always happens at a time that you would never see it.
I have anon, I have! Unfortunately .lolAlso, ironically, yes.
>>534930606>How often and how closely are you monitoring your neighborsI have motion sensor CCTV pointing at three neighbors driveways.In two years I have never seen or recorded them with groceries.Occasionally they will have a KFC or McDonald's bag. But never groceries.Sometimes they have large plastic suitcases or large cardboxes delivered.
>>534930061You probably have but don't remember it
>>534931012why are you spending so much time monitoring your neighbours mate?
>>534930608Exactly! Only Kim and his linige can do that, and it's because of the magic unicorn. People just don't use logic anymore, ffs it's so simple, absolutely correct. lol
>>534930061How many times have you seen them get doordash
>>534931094>when you're so worried about gangstalkers that you become the gangstalker.
>>534930306I think I’ve already messed with that but I’m still stuck here with little hope for positive change. How you so sure we aren’t already in hell?
>>534930061eating at home is so 1990s.house always stinks, always cleaning kitchen, garbage.
>>534930061if only you knew how simulated thing are
>>534930459Bodied that freak
>>534930364OP probsbly watches them purposefully and intently for 20 hours a day
>>534931264People in my neighborhood actually started ordering DoorDash after I ordered it several days in a row. I am leading to societal decline, apologies.
>>534931788>if that fucking loser gets doordash then I deserve some too
>>534931873Lmao>>534931788Loser. bringing all those jeets to your neighborhood. Don’t you have no shame.
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>>534931652valid question. i guess we could be in a hell of sorts. there is really no reason to believe otherwise
>>534930061the first time i heard about this theory i decided to test it. i went to the grocery store and waited in the parking lot until someone loaded a cart of groceries into their car. then i followed them home. they pulled into the driveway got out went inside and never brought the groceries in. it triggered a mental breakdown in me over the following week and I ended up getting put on a psych hold by my family.
>>534931694>house always stinksMaybe you should take out the garbage once in a while.
When you're up until 3am and sleep until 3 the next afternoon yeah there's a good chance you miss people doing things
>>534930061How many times when you're bringing in your groceries are your neighbours standing outside watching? This has got to be the stupidest thread I've seen in a while.
The best way to tell if you're in a simulation is to insert your finger into your anus then sniff it.What does it smell like? Poo? Or is it an AIs best guess at what Poo might smell like?Ponder this for a moment, anon.
>>534932505Shut up legion
>>534930061Yes, enjoy it.
boomers don't even buy anything at the store. they buy two packs of soda and a cut up roll and eat that in the car and leave the soda in the trunk. it's always fun making boomers shit their pants when they are in line with you while you have half the meat shelf
>>534930061So many newfags ITT oh my lanta
>>534933091Hello again, anon. Does it smell how you expected it to smell? Yes, very strange isn't it? Not the same scent you remember it to be, is it?
>>534934479You seem to have mistaken me for Norman Mailer Anon.I don't imagine the smell of Thiokol is as you imagined.
>>534930061not only that, but "normal" people (NPCs) have jobs? they waste all day, every day managing stores, so that player characters can buy items from them, and other literal video game NPC activities? simulation
>>534930609don't fucking do it. you'll collapse the waveform and reset the simulation
>Be simulation keeper>See this thread>Start sweating. Heavy breathing.>OH SHIT WE GOT ONE>Runs to superior>We have one at sector 7B, should we send in a liquidation team?>No, not yet. Just activate Gaslight Task Force 109Z, and make posts telling the subject they constantly see their neighbors bring in groceries
>>534930061neither have they seen you bring in groceries , so who brings who to what and where eh ?get outshizoided.
>>534930826those are other player characters figuring out things they weren't supposed to
>>534936093that means you're an NPC too. what if we're all NPCs and epstein is the only player character?
>>534930871Wow thanks for the gay ass novel reddit chatgpt
>>534930061OP doesn't know about tube delivery. shhh, nobody tell him
>>534930061It reminds me of this tiktok slop.
>>534930498>Are all the people who go to the grocery store Main Characters?Yes, that's why you should find your future wife there.
>>534930061Yes, the issue is that now that you issued this bug report it will be patched and you will start noticing it all the time.
>>534930061No you live with lazy neighbors who always order food instead of cooking it.
>>534930306is this why i keep surviving shit that should have killed me, all because reality really is all fake & gay?And if the simulation can be affected negatively, with a predictable outcome like a forced reset, then does it also not stand to reason that there are actions that can be intentionally undertaken in order to generate predictable positive outcomes?
>>534930061My neighbor deliveries everything to his houseHe’s not some weird shut in either. He is married, has kids and walks his dogs
>>534930555The consooner meme is for buying frivolous shit you don’t need and not about buying food.
>>534930061I used to have neighbors from hell. Neither of them worked (they didn't leave the house) and were bogan as fuck but bought like 10 cars, and a schoolbus(?). The dude would revs these cars literally all day and night for seemingly no reason. One time I was going for a walk and was annoyed so I flicked a small pebble into their garden. Like it was a video game they for some reason were vigilant that I did this, came out and had a go at me, then accused me of trying to kill their illegally held mass of chickens (literally like 100 of them in a tiny coop), which apparently their theory was that this pebble was being thrown at them to kill them (lol).They then sold this house for $666,000 a few years later, and 1 week after that one of my family members got cancer.
>>534930061>Be me.>Live in small town.>Go “Downtown” on any given day. Know pretty much everyone I see. Recognize everyone else as having been around before.>Maybe 150-200 different people.>Census data: population 7,000 people.Where the fuck is everybody?
>>534930061Maybe you could talk to them like a normal human.
