>BREAKING: Minister Jess Phillips resigns from government, saying 'deeds not words matter'https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1e2n923v1lt
Wizard Starmer
>>534935762Twitchers stay winning
Lads, just got some super secret leaked footage from today's cabinet meeting. Can't believe Starmer would do this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKZanVzVqhw
>>534935762But those are all the best hobbies.
AND ITSSWEEETCAROLIIINEEEBUM BUM BUMMM
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/534679604/#q534679788Called it.Second paragraph of that post, referring to the new reform councillors.https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/four-reform-councillors-suspended-farage-party-election-5HjdYyG_2/4 have quit/been sacked already, between Thursday 7th and yesterday lol.
Remember to opt out of sharing your health data so the NHS doesn't send it to the Palantir kikes
>>534935762Trainspotting is ok, great.
>>534935780Thanks for showing yourself so early, nice prompt filter for you.
>>534935762Now do least attractive female hobbies to men
>>534935857Didn't this happen last year as well?
>>534935896did you stomp your little feet whilst typing out this seethe?you choose the seethes you type
>>534935903Trick question, women don't have hobbies.
>>534935762
>>534935590Jess Phillips has a wikifeet page with 7 images on it.
Had a mouse in my room for a couple weeks now. I try to let the cat deal with it, but he's positioned himself in a grade A hiding spot. Wake up this morning with red eyes, irritated throat, headache, cold flashes. Check Hantavirus symptoms, same thing and you get it from being in contact with rats, but also MICE. How long have I got guys?
RIGHT, had enough, sick of it and fuming, off to do a March On London and demand the king make me PM. First just need to shave my hair off.
Ok bongs, tell me. Are they going to implode and hand the reins over to Nigel, or are we gonna get big Ange as PM?Also, does Lowe have any real chance in the coming years or is that just online cope?
How funny would it be if Burnham tries to win a by-election and become an MP, only to lose to reform.
>>534936050>How long have I got guys?bout four inches I reckon
>>534935762>Caring what women think
>>534936111Checked and truthpilled
>>534935945They do have collections of things they shove up their fannies and are proud of. Imagine the revulsion you'd feel when a bloke shows off his pocket pussy collection...Women are foul creatures, artificial wombs can't come soon enough.
>>534936107It would be funny. But they would choose a super safe seat. One that has the highest AFWL's and wokescolds.
Incels malding
>>534936045And thanks to Brexit we can see them.
>>534936218It was all worth it just for this
Jesus, how incompetent does this country be when you can have the entire country hate you and even your cabinet hate you, still be able to fail upwards and refuse to leave.Do we not have precautions for this? Or is it a case where the PM can only leave if he gives his consent?
>>534936107Please.
>A third minister has hit Downing Street Saaar Kier
Lads, is there any one in government running things at the moment?
>>534936355There's a bloke locked in a room refusing to come out and shouting orders through the keyhole, that's about it atm.
>>534936198Matched with a girl that looks like this on Hinge yesterday. Told me she plays this game "Outlast Trials", the game involves a scene where you just watch this seriously mentally ill man get tortured to death for 30 minutes. What does this mean?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ZA33Qou28&t=421s
>>534935762I have a friend that does 4 of those 9 things and he has a hot trad wife. He's also 5'7" 190 pounds, chubby and covered in transformer and other random tattoos.
83 mp's need to get behind Dianne Abott as interim leader.
>A third minister has just resigned from the government.>Alex Davies-Jones was the Minister for Victims and Tackling Violence Against Women and Girls.AHHHHH!
>>534936271There are ways, but no one wants to use themThe House of Commons can hold a vote of no-confidence, and if Starmer loses it'll trigger a general election. But with how unpredictable things are right now, especially in light of last week's local election results, no one wants to risk losing their seatLabour can remove him internally, which will require him to step down and let the new party leader replace him. But to do it requires them to choose replacements and rally around them, and everyone's split right now (the Burnham wing are a big issue here, as they're hoping they can hang on long enough to get him a by-election)Charles could, in theory, just rock up one day and dismiss Keir. He won't, but he could
>>534936355>Lads, is there any one in government running things at the moment?Tony Blair of course. He's been running things for 30 years.
>>534935762Warcraft, Hot Toys & 4chan.... I have a wife that partakes in degenerate sex with me 3 times a week. >all 4 holes.
>>534936504We're living under a BOG (Blair Occupied Government)
>>534936485Why would you plaster on make up like that but not remove your scraggly chin hairs?
>>534936504Blair even confused Epstein, you might be on to something.
UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer don insist say e no go resign even as e dey face ogbonge pressure from within im own Labour Party to step aside from im position, afta di party do very badly for recent local elections.Wetin fit hapun next?
>>534936522>Warcraft, Hot Toys & 4chan.... I have a wife that partakes in degenerate sex with me 3 times a week.Pal, it's not possible. I have a study here that says women don't do this. Read the study.
>>534936101no chance there will be a general election, labour know they're fucked if that ever happens and will do everything in their power to prevent ittechnically, starmer can only call election while he is pm, if labour kick him out quickly enough he will not have power to call an election, which is what i suspect they gonna try and doit's gonna be that or starmer somehow manages to stay again but an election? not a chance
>>534936540The beautician run out of time.
>>534936485>She resigned on Tuesday 12th May 2026 from the government, calling for Kier Starmer to lay out a timetable for his resignation.It's falling apart, excellent.
>>534936565>Blair even confused EpsteinWhat do you mean by this?
>>534936485>Minister for Victims and Tackling Violence Against Women and GirlsYay - open season for rape
>>534936540Because she's a fucking mess. This is her Parliament portrait photo.>she was 35 years old at the time of the photo
>>534935853tasty chain
>>534936641>>she was 35 years old at the time of the photo15 pints
>>534936485they've got a fucking minister for everything these days
>Victims MinisterIs there a minister for any random shit? Is there a minister for tables?
>>534936271>WHERE ARE MUH HECKIN CHECKS AND BALANCES!!1!
>>534936719It's much easier to create a ministerial role and pretend to fix to a problem than to fix a problem.
>>534936434>keyholeGloryhole
>>534936677After beer goggles
>BREAKING: Minister for Weights and Measures Addo Balongfa-Newt has resigned
>>534936485All these fucking meme ministries lmao
>>534936766How come there's no 4chan minister?
>>534936271Reddit response.Of course everyone wants him to resign and is throwing a hissy. They're all snakes out for their own power Hyenas eating their friends arsehole
>>534936719There's the>City Minister>Development Minister>Minister for Women and Equalities>Minister for Energy Security and Net Zero>Minister for Homelessness and Democracy>Minister for Housing, Communities and Local Government>Minister for Investment
>>534936834BREAKING: Minister for Incel Prevention Jessica Fattie has resigned
>>534936480>83 mp's need to get behind Dianne AbottThe most unpleasant gangbang
>>534936854>Minister for devolution faith and communities Miatta Fanbulleh has quit>>534936834We're no problem at all, we can't even access 4chan after the kiddy internet protection act.
>>534936902Sounds like safeguarding to me.
>>534935762Most girl's idea of a "gamer" is some normalfag sat hunched on the couch playing gun and ball bullshit raging at people over FIFA. If you are genuinely passionate about interesting videogames it's unironically different
>>534936902>Minister for Incel PreventionThat a hands-on job is it, ey?
The fucking state of things.
>>534936449
>Several sources tell the BBC more ministerial resignations are expected this afternoon.LMAO
>>534936719Literally sounds like an adult daycare job for feminist cunts, of course Labour would be full of that
>>534936854But no Minister for administrative affairs?
>>534935762what happened to "be yourself?"i've been playing video games since I was 2 and making them trying at least since 13, go date someone else you vapid tiktok sluts, i'll hold out for a vtuber gf who actually enjoys games too you know actually sharing interests rather than marrying each other out of some business arrangement because "stuff costs alot"i cannot stand current society, its shit. you're all shit.
>>534936955unironically worse you mean, stacey doesn't care if deano plays a few cheeky fifa games with dazza and gazza after coming home after a day's graft at the call centre. She'd get the ick if he played anything made in japan.
>>534937001>The Minister for Half Time Oranges? GONE>The Minister for International Law? GONE>The Minister for Rainbow F(l)ags? GONEIt's over
>>534937023The Department for Departmental Development and Afro-Caribbean Food is currently putting together a special report on adding that role
>>534937001yeah we know starmers leaving, worst kept secret on the planet, now gtfo already you WEF illuminati NWO whatever you're calling yourselves now sellouts. fuck off and stay fucked.
>>534937052>She'd get the ick if he played anything made in japan.Counterpoint, fighting games
BREAKING: Minister for Calendars is known to be considering xer position
>>534937106stacey is going to take one look at cammy's classic costume and leave him
>>534937037
>>534936797Right up the bumholey>>534936998The reply means you care. Maybe you don't like it, but you do care.
>>534936218lmfaoit's not even banned for pornographic reasonsit's copyrightsmfh
>The Minister for White Replacement has quit, saying "the Labour party aren't doing nearly enough to tackle antisemitism"
>>534937001The Minter for Window Blinds has just gone.It's well and truly over for Starmer.
>>534937037>what happened to "be yourself?"It's over.
Minister for shooting Pakis on the spot and filling potholes with Nigerians.
>>534936485Looks like a bo selecta mask.
> BREAKING: Safeguarding Minister Jess Phillips has resigned from Keir Starmer's Government>Phillips says she is resigning because Starmer has failed to install surveillance software onto “every phone and device in the country”"Cameras were invented in 2007 with the Iphone"Maybe don't give your kids smartphones if they're immediately going to get nonced?
Gaymers seething
You come at the king, you best not miss
>>534937052this is partly true i've seen it happen in person, women getting mad about pixel women on the screen, jealousy, which is insane, you don't see us flipping out about "woah that guy actor is hot" which women talk about ALL the time.>>534937170glow away, posts this on every board i go to faggot.
In Keirs defense, no one told him the council elections were happening. He was quoted as saying he was "furious" not to be told. He said he was going to get a committee together to look in to why he was never told there was an election coming up.
>>534936641bet she was a hot 18 yr old, you think yeah I snagged a 10/10 and marry her, 15 years later you're stuck with this
honestly hope starmbot doesnt resignif he's replaces people will just forget about him and we'll have a new fresh puppet to start all over again
>>534937248Can't Queef the Keef
>>534936792I laughed.
>>534936485Propper welsh beauty that
>>534937248Isn't that Charles lad king?
>>534937229thats a lie even before smartphones but sure pretend you're not capable of spying on every single phone camera or anything with an antenna / psuedo antenna, whats the difference, you can't use any of it in open court, except in the cases you're crying about where no one would stop you because its the right thing to do. you just want to build skynet, don't lie.
>>534937248
>>534936969Conservation of momentum is a hell of a thing
Women like gamers, they just see gamers as being the South Park guy. If they saw you cutecels playing Mount and Blade Bannerlord, they'd say >he's so nerdy ughhhhhh!>why doesn't he get off the game and come lay his pipe!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXAiBpIz2_I
>NEW: Reform UK councillors in Kent have put forward rule changes that will allow for the reading of the lord's prayer and singing of the national anthem before council meetingsBit cringe
>>534937405First time he's ever shown any humanity. I'm staggered.
>>534937405TITS OUT FOR THE LADS
>>534937001>i'll resign as soon as I get out of bed m8Lazy cunts
Gaymers when reality
Starmer should just threaten to call an election if they don’t back him, if he’s fucked either way that’s one way to make sure he lasts his entire term.
>>534937229Just ban assault phones duh
>Keir Starmer has been attempting to carry on with the business of government this lunchtime - chairing a meeting of the Middle East Response Committee.>A No 10 source tells the BBC: “The PM is focused on delivering for families across Britain.”FUCKS GIVEN: ZERO
over status?
>>534937468Looks like an early 2000s advert for some new energy drink
video games are a disgusting opiate of the white race
>>534936485How are women gonna survive now?
eat shit and die you fucking gnarled toothed, scab rat bastards!The ENTIRETY of the commonwealth has turned into foreign colonies of india, middle-east and china and you won't do shit about it other than endlessly commit to peaceful protests that can be ignored cause you will never ever actually rise up and kill your treasonous "political leaders" (whores, both foreign or otherwise), surely if it was gonna happen it would've happened by now but it hasn't so there you go, eat shit and wait for your turn to be thrown off a rooftop somewhere for the caliphate's amusement.
>>534937229Charlie says don't take pictures of your bum and send them to nonces.
If starmer resigns, whoever takes over will be even more useless.Then there will be a general election, where either reform take power, or something crippled powerless coalition government is formed.Either way, Britain will continue it's relentless march towards poverty and despair.The only thing that changes is the colour of the of the person at the front of the line.
>>534937461That's why Olukemi never resigned as minister
>>534937434need a new anthem that isn't based upon a cuck king tbqh
>>534935590I said at the beginning of Starmer's primeministership that his administration would be destroyed by women. And so it is.The female energy is absorptive, it draws inwards, while the masculine energy is projective, it points outwards. Hierarchical institutions built by men cannot accommodate large numbers of women. It's fine to have a few women inside the building - even to have a woman at the top, like Margaret Thatcher - but Starmer immediately stuffed his government with women, who occupy all the most senior positions. The female energy is pulling the walls inwards and the roof is about to collapse. Filling his government with women basically lit the fuse. Women tear each other's hair out until they destroy the very institution they were brought into. Starmer's government is not being destroyed from the outside: it is not the Tories or Reform or anyone outside the tent that's doing the damage. It's the feminine within that's pulling inwards and imploding his weak administration. One woman after another is resigning and Starmer's resignation is just a few hours away...
>>534935762Must be an older woman thing, all the girls I know play games
>>534937512kekor the 5 gum adverts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCjPP7liZCA
>>534935590At first i thought this was an drawing of Jessi Slaughter
Is a Chevy Impala the greatest car ever made? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssVpXj9dOB4
Manboy parasite gamers when they hear the truth
>>534937552Can't vote for an increase of native births.
>>534937552I think bumham will probably steer them to a minority government at the next election, if it's streeting or rayner the country is doomed
>>534935762what about drawfagging?
>>534937526i watch several black streamers so in short no you're wrong.in long, you fucking racist piece of shit assuming things based on skin color. (including white)
>>534937552Yes. But Starmer is a cunt and for a brief moment everyone will be happy.
>>534937601Last I heard she was some amputee tranny, and some how, it didn't surprise me.
>>534937037"be yourself" still holds because hobbies and interests don't actually change anyone's attractiveness
>>534937486Honestly he should just threaten their families at this point. No retreat, no surrender!
>>534937556>you will never experience rKemi blasting vodka through her teeth straight into your mouthwhy fucking bother living
>>534937716Keith Starmer, the jew harmer. A cunt?
>>534936641that's wes streeting
>>534937625I drive a 2012 LT and I’m going to run it into the ground before I get a new car
>>534937753i actually know thats not true, because i haven't had a date since i was in a band.women drop panties for insert instrument besides bass here. even bass sometimes.
>>534937772>vodkaOgogoro
>>534937772stop posting those FUCKING TEETHthanks
>>534937782He's a strangely unifying character. Half the country thinks he's Muslim worshipping traitor, and the other half thinks he's a genocidal Zionist, but everyone can agree that he is indeed a cunt.
>>534937233>AI clowngirlAwful.
>>534937832that is a status/preselection thing
if I don't look at it, it isn't real
>>534937772Are Badenoch and Polanski related?
>>534937726That's news to me. Last i checked sie got all fat and lived in a Foster Home or something. Maybe she's dead by now. I hope so, poor girl could Sure use some redemption after all.
>>534937684If you call something normal like drawing drawfagging then your are definitely an incel so the answer is women aren't interested in you no matter what
>We’re not getting our first openly gay PM because he’s too much of a wuss to challenge Starmzy Sounds about right.
>>534937851No, I don't think I will.
>>534937974Closet case gay wins over open gay. WHOOP WHOOP
>>534937940>It rhymes
do all these labouroids really think they have anyone better than starmer?
>>534937938sure whatever I don't do psychology, the way i see it you're all brainwashed. example I pick up a guitar and women date me. brainwashed.
>>534938024>that resolutionyou can see the jenkem
>>534937940won't this actually make things worse for him
>>534937940NAH NAHH NAHHH I'M NOT LISTENINGNAH NAH NAHHHH
>>534935780He’s a what?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSmRCbjmjno
Business idea: decimation service for Labour backbenchers
>>534938090i pick up a guitar and get called a greebo
>>534938024my teeth are starting to look like thismight just get em taken out and put cool metal ones in
rAnge is already in campaign modehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eohwTYVZwCI
>>534936050Why did you fuck a mouse?
>>534938105
>>534936050should have followed the age old routine>22m and live in HMO>cooking alone in the kitchen last night>mouse runs out from behind the fridge>scream the N word at the mouse at the top of my lungs>mouse dies from a heart attack or some shit>throw it out the window>the other residents won't talk to me and don't believe in mouse
>>534937505>>534937505but the families across Britain want him to FUCK OFF
>>534938197I'd vote for her, she would reduce housing taxes innit would have to to avoid that whole thorn
>>534938320Israeli families though?
>>534938267Actually looks like those gums+teefs shoot forward like Alien.
Gobby softcock looking for preteens on tiktok again
>>534938290Gerald was a good mouse
>>534938267ToryBoys/RestoreBros call her ‘mummy’
>>534937468so you get compression ignition of anything that will burn, whatta way to go
Right then lads I’m familiar with how the UK government functions and the political parties at work but what exactly is going on to cause the resignations? Is Starmer fucked?
>>534938437Mammy, surely?
>>534937702>you fucking racist piece of shit assuming things based on skin colorha ha, nigger
when do we stop living in hell?
Starmer needs to accuse all the Labour rebels of being foreign agents, that they're in the pay of Putler.
>will you ever come out of the bunker?Fucking kek
>>534938590why does a schoolkid have shit injected in her lips?
>>534938615Needs to say they're being paid by the £5m in crypto donated to Farage
>>534938518Bad performance in the May local elections. Starmer is very unpopular, but the party hasn't rallied around an alternative leader yet which they need to do for a formal contest so they're trying mass resignations to pressure him to resign voluntarily.
>>534937960>her belly button is a little heart
Am a coulrophiliac
>Starmer won’t leave because he doesn’t want to plunge the party into chaos with a leadership election>instead he wants to plunge the party into chaos by forcing a no confidence vote that could well trigger a GESmart man!
>>534938687
>>534938607We need to go back.
>>534938779They're threatening to kill him, it's only fair he share the joy around and turn it into a mass suicide event.
>>534938779I said few days ago, gay men are dangerous when scorned, they go full scorched bridge, turn on you in a moment if it gives them a dopamine hit.
>>534938779>All according to planKneel
>>534938872Bring enough third worldies in and we can have this.
>>534938671Is the Labour Party trying to avoid momentum leading to a motion of no confidence or something? I’m not familiar with why resignations would happen when the opposition gains a foothold
I think today I'll send all my saved and converted videos of clown girls into brit/pol/ and call them incels whilst myself never having sex.
>>534938872that'll be 5k pm rent + maintenance fees + gratuity
>>534938889His wife's clearly been teaching him all about Samson
>>534938779GE is a 0% chance of happening, PM can't call it by himself anymore and they'll find a candidate before it gets that bad.
brit/pol/ business idea: woman assault course
>>534936719Sounds like a job for the Minister of Administrative Affairs.
>>534938779The Persian strategy of burning everything to the ground.
Niggas really be saving clown girl videos to post on brit/pol/...
>>534938954They are currently in a die now or die later spiral.They think they can hold on for another 3 years till 2029 if they get rid of Kier.
>>534938968>orange swarfega time
>>534935590Get rid of these fucking blights in Buckingham Palace and the realm will know peace... they're the filthy masonic neo kike gaslighting lying cunts that brought in all the fucking savage migrants that destroyed the UK... #KalergiPlan
I hope this faggot starts removing the whip from the MP's, eventually he will run out of whip storage.
At least it's a day off from Jewish kvetching.
You voted for it, don't complain
>>534938990Source?
>PM puts himself back in the gamehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clypl327620oR KIER IS NOT LEAVING
>>534939173
>>534939173Israel needs me!
Business ideaTrainers for yids called kvetchers
>>534939138>You voted for it,Not even registered, pal.
Business idea: slice of life TV show about Auschwitz called Holly Folks
>>534939224What has that spastic done for isreal?
>>534939138you VILL fund mrs brown's boys and roadman documentaries on bbc3, and you VILL be miserable
>>534939158https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissolution_and_Calling_of_Parliament_Act_2022for a while the pm could call it directly then the law was repealed. Unless I'm reading it wrong I could be retarded.
>>534939251Nike could do deal...
>>534939345I am retarded, I literally missed the negative. Starmer could destroy the party actually lel
>>534939345Still can afaik, he just has to ask the monarch to sort it
business idea: round up everyone with a fade or black puffer jacket and incarcerate them inside some sort of gigaCECOT facility
>>534939361Nike are crippled thanks to dementia don
honestly feeling addłepated rn ngl , ngland rabbit start posting ffs... get outta here rabbit jeez internet is no place for rabbits anyway
>>534938872>literal longhouse
>>534939426He's crashing the Labour Party
>>534939328>Arms exports >Recognizance flights >UK-Israel Innovation Researcher Mobility Scheme>AID funding for "Palestine", that Israel is obliged to cover >Crackdown on "antisemitism">Criminalisation of suggesting Israel is conducting a genocide
>>534939505You want me out? You are all coming with me.He is 100% not going to let this go without taking a few with him.
>>534935590Reminder to bongs that vooooting doesn't fix anything and smart people will use the setup used by the beltway sniper niggers for pic related.
keir should call a general election. burn it all down. Gotterdammerung. Heil Starmer
>>534939513Helping out with eradication of the amalek.
good old jasmine is on a place in the sun. of course it's a black/white gay couple
>>534939690To be fair bong politics (and that of Europe as a whole) isn’t the same monolith that we have in the US. Not good but it’s not quite what you have in mind
You can tell the Usual Suspects are behind all this - they are SEETHING that he won't back down lolSorry Vlad
>>534939699>call general election>ignore results>carry on
>>534938954This is an internal Labour party matter, Labour MPs have confidence in the government they just don't support Starmer personally as leader of their party.
>>534939668He's using the threat of annihilation to force them into backing down. He wants them to trigger a leadership contest, and he using the threat of an early general election as a weapon. He's putting himself before the country, and those that replace him will do exactly the same.
>>534939883>Labour MPs have confidence in the government they just don't support Starmer personally as leader of their party.Hence why we'll be kicking another out in 2 months and the clown show will continue >do you feel in control?
>>534939916i wonder what starmers willy looks like
>>534939876>The message is clear>The country wants change>And we will deliver that change>Walks back into No. 10.
>>534939787I would stick my cock and balls in her mouth just so I couldn’t hear her voice
>>534939876>>534939977This would genuinely be the funniest thing ever
>>534939965Brown tipped
keir
>>534939883Ahhh this makes more sense now
>look, these general election results last week were tough. Very tough. We lost some brilliant MPs. That hurts. And it should hurt. But I'm.. uhhh, i'm just not resigning.
>>534939977kek.
sad little gimmick nonceevery time the discord paedos wake up, the thread turns to shit at the exact same time.
>>534939916I'm curious as to how you see a Rayner leadership surviving longer than truss
>>534935762>all young men getting some: play video games>all old men getting none: watching birds and spotting trains>>534935903>whoring>drinking>redesigning your mancave>throw pillows>dogs>strong perfume>sticky-slippy body creams all over the floor of the shower>serials and films with men undressing>nature programs about horses and wolves>dancing for tiktoks>HR glare>>534937037>what happened to "be yourself?"To boys: "It's not how pretty she is but her brains... um... her personality that counts. Remember to propose. You have to support a family. It's unattractive to do this, that, and..."To girls: "Be yourself! You can do anything!"See also: who gets told "No means NO!" and who gets told "Don't let anyone tell you no!"See also >>534936839
>>534940056>When I walked into Downing Street 2 years ago, I promised I would deliver real change. And I intend to keep that promise, no matter how many elections we hold.
>>534939998oh i don't know I quite like her
>>534938872>longhouse
>>534940056>I am furious, a mandated revote must be held, far right interference must have been involved, I have requested all those who didnt vote for me to be put in camps and a new vote to be held.
>>534939690>Texas Man>kills leftie for not being left enoughNowhere's safe from transnationals, huh?
Wes Streeting has been planning this coup for months and now that all his allies have resigned their jobs he’s bottled it. It’d be funny if clowns like this weren’t running government departments.
>>534940056>GE results: REF 325 RES 324 LAB 1>Starmer: "I'm still not resigning"
>Oh, he's skiving off work to do his weird Satanic ritual, how inspiring!!!How long before we get buses that are constantly delayed because Ahmed the driver has to do his mandatory prayer break
>>534939965Girthy but extremely short. Waxed front and back. Or a micro penis>>534940104I don't. Starmers speech was a reminder of how out of touch he is. The fact Labour think Streeting, Raynor, Burham are the answer shows how out of touch the entire party is.
>>534940279Restore will get 1 seat and let Burnham get a supermajority. It’s a non starter.
>>534940027The thought of it is cracking me up. Along with the bewildered silence as he walks back inside.
>>534940236i think he's a raging homosexual and you can always tell because when they pronounce the S when they talk they sound like a snake hissing.
>>534939977>turns 360 degrees and walks away
lmao just read phillips' resignation letterresigning because the government doesn't surveil enough fuck me
>>534937940The only way to get him out of number 10..https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778595209863691.mp4
I like how Starmer thinks nationalised British Steel is what I have been dreaming of the past 4 years.
>>534940364Fucking hell hahaha I am dying
>>534940338er, if he turned 360 degrees he'd still be walking in the same direction you IDIOT!!!!!1!!2!
>>534940297>fact Labour think Streeting, Raynor, Burham are the answer shows how out of touch the entire party is.Do labour think that or do the populace. Because those are the only 3 anyone knows and Burnham stretches it I think they'd weaken even more if they play hot seat like tories tried
>>534935590>deeds not words matterAnd in context sargon in fact never did rape her.A true man of his word.
>>534940364Fucking hell.
>King of the North heading to LANDAN
>>534940372it's a step in the right direction at least
>Rallying around some glub shitto now
>>534940302The premise was deliberately absurd.
>>534940372He's doing it because the private sector can't make it into a viable business and having it tank under his watch would be another disaster.So instead all the taxpayers are on the hook for a company that is going to perpetually make a loss for as long as it exists.
whats for luncheon lads?for me its a tin of sardines, chopped up lettuce, cucumber, cream cheese and mustard
>>534940547no joking around here!!
>>534937191Pictures of my feet are copyrighted stupid boyim.LMAO, I get its because some of them are movie frames but even thats ridiculous.>Nooo you cant share a movie screenshot thats against copyright
>>534940433He's moonwalking back into No. 10 so he can spit in the face of the rebels.
>>534936522>sex with me 3 times a weekWhat do you do the 4 other days then?>>534936641Would plap.>>534937345Based.
>>534940532AI Cams? We're going to get the first clanker PM?
>>534940343The grammar is poor too. Thick cow.
>Keir brings in Abott>Keir designates her ChancellorPlease dear god, it would would be so fucking funny
Andy Burnham currently enjoys a positive approval rating because his job has zero scrutiny attached. He won’t be popular in 3 years, and nor would any other PM
If there is a leadership contest, who gets to vote? Is it the party members or sitting Labour MPs?I can tell the jews want Streeting in. The party members want Rayner.
keep going to outer/pol/ catalogue and looking around for interesting threads and I think I've just completely lost interest in a lot of this shit, honestlyonly keep coming back to brit/pol/ because it's been relevant latelyit's fun AND educational!but aside from that nah I think I'm kind of done with most of thislast time this happened was when I moved from /r9k/ to /pol/ during the Zimmerman trial, where do I even go now?we need /pol/ 2 where we just start talking about paying taxes and nice lawnmowers like reasonable fucking adults
>>534940624a moonwalking willy
>>534940683It's a solid strategy though, the exact same thing worked for Boris for exactly the same reasons.
>>534940639That would be fun. He'd make everyone get up at 4am and eat gravel
>>534940532Zog Bot for prime minster
>>534940595good keto meal that. shame tinned fish is over a pound now. love me mackerel
>>534940639THE CONFEDERACY IS IN CONTROL OF A COMMAND POST
>>534940785can of sardines is 49p in morrisons lad
>>534940639We already had May and Starmer.
>>534940683What do "metropolitan mayors" actually do, other than post selfies on social media and drone on about lovely and "diverse" their city is that they don't even live in
>>534940818fucking hate sardines. mackerel all the way
>>534940228He was a schizo beaner retard who took issue with her "pro-choice" abortion lawn shrine made up of decapitated, bloody, and hanged baby dolls. Funnier was the fact that he walked free for over a year without bothering to hide or skip town because law enforcement is so inept. This was AFTER being caught on her ring camera shooting her in the face when she came to the door.
>>534940785>mustardcarbs>cream cheesecarbs from lactase>lettuce and cucumberwhile small in terms of carbs, they are full of antinutrientsterrible keto meal
>>534940785>>534940851Whats your fishing level?
>>534940738Come to /biz/ and start making money. Nothing else matters when you get bored of politics. I'm only here today to see what the spastics are saying about the downing street storm in a teacup.
also other countries show us that a lesser staying in power even through turmoil just straight Works. I don't make the rules. Starmer could be a pedophile and still hold the line, some may even be fond of his unabashed boldness.I'm apolitical and anarchy, just saying what one should doIf you step down whoever follows you is guaranteed to fail. Men and women don't like Weak people. It's like when a fella agrees to their missus pegging them. They want to do it, they will also lose all respect for you if you do. Don't say yes to being pegged. They'll ask the entire relationship as a test
>>534940876probably 2-3 carbs in the whole meal, you absolute bellend
>>534940876mustard used sparingly is finecream cheese is 4g carbs per 100g, non issuelettuce and cucumber are fine.what are you going on about?
>>534940861Kek, can just imagine libs screaming about "evil white MAGAT Christian murderers!" and then suddenly going quiet when they find out it's one of their pet minorities
>>53494078579p in b&m.
>>534940585They have a 150+ majority, 2 years in, I am down thousands a month, I am tired, I am exhausted, all I have heard is I am a nazi and we should welcome more forens and breakfast clubs.It takes 2 fucking years to do breakfast clubs?>ring Education sec>"Yo bubba, I want breakfast clubs, get it on business for next week, I want that sorting by end of the month"Done, dusted, BOOOM! It's fucking breakfast clubs, it's not breaking ground on nuclear plants.
>>534940845Nothing. That’s why he’s currently popular. Just wait until he’s in the PM job and reality bites
>>534940818Sardines have bones in them. Disgusting.
>>534940914Last time I went on /biz/ a few years ago it was flooded with jeets shilling scam shitcoins
>>534940912nought>>534941001gonna have to pop in there
>>534940845It's basically being a figurehead for the various local councils so it's almost impossible to completely fuck up unless you're a proper spacker.
>>534940914>I'm only here today to see what the spastics are saying about the downing street storm in a teacup.rightit was a good local elections to be honest, this has been a pretty good time
>>534941044do you get mummy to cut the crusts off your bread as well you pathetic manchild?
What Did He Mean By This?
>>534940738theres the stabby nigger trial soon, killed that white kid after the kid asked him to move his nigger ass out of his teams tent and stop stealing shit.
>>534940976>>534940958>non-issueyou either eat meat and fats only or you’re not ketosimple as there is no need to ingest all that other garbage. a steak cooked in butter is more nutritious.
>>534941000They have done that like 5 times now after the school shootings are now all troons.It is funny to watch their threads on ResetEra. They all just stop posting when the news gets out it one of their own nutters instead of hte 1488 neo-nazi skinhead they expect.
>>534941046Still is. Stonks are where it's at now. They scare jeets.
>>534941107Maybe it's time to sit down and look at ones actions.
>>534941000>leftist accepting realityThey never go quiet until ballistics makes them quiet, forever.
>>534941049You'll be limited to catching shrimp until you level up then lad.
>>534941088>do you get mummy to cut the crusts off your bread as well you pathetic manchild?No. When I'm at your house I break the crust off her fanny, with my knob.
>>534941123cooking at high temperatures creates large amounts of toxinsnot even doing keto either, but you can be in ketosis while eating 20g of carbs a day
>>534941139https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oANu294GnUg
>>534940639One of the GBNews boomers was talking about how he would like a chatgpt leader that was trained on all of Thatcher's speeches and policies.
>>534941123you're allowed preferably 20g of carbs per day but up to 50. shut up, you have no idea what you're talking about. of course a steak cooked in butter is more nutritious. who the fuck would argue against that. my point is you can allocate a small carb allowance per day whilst on the diet.You're actually describing the carnivore diet.
>>534941107let me just move this in here so I can play the worlds largest "WHOOSH" sound effect
Fish is womans food, if you eat fish you're effeminate gay or probably both
>>534941205You're like a bunch of bitches. Just eat fucking normal. Fuck off with your faddy diets.
>>534940291He actually doesn't have to pray
>>534941300>eat your 100g of sugar a day and only get 50g proteinno thanks fatty
I'd be pretty smug and all if I'd just killed a baby-raping nonce scumbag. Is this headline implying that we're supposed to feel bad for him?
>>534941289cor imagine stubbing your overgrown toenail on that so it snaps off
>>534941225You could probably make an ai create a lora for itself based on her
>>534941367corners for days, very dangerous
>>534941360Will he get a reduced sentence for saving the tax payer cash? Prisoners should be rewarded for such noble choices of saving the tax payer.
>>534941475Think it was a bame so maybe not.
A new day for Wales free of the Yoke of Labour.
>>534941360he's probably a piece of shit himself
>The blackmail has worked>We should all come together posting is now in effect.
>>534941475are you retarded
>>534941360people who murder pedos in prison are always themselves irredeemable freaks and don't deserve any praise, it's always just some nasty deflection "look I killed a pedo I'm actually a good person not a murder/rapist"
>>534941589Please no
>>534941589Only 100 and a bit more. Not enough and even of those probably a big chunk want him out anyway but don't want it yet until Burnham is given a chance. Starmer might well be gone this week.
>>534941614they’re normally some other kind of deviant like a zoophile
>>534941589It does seem like they understand this is their last term.
>>534941863Seems like they do understand it is their last term, they are filling their pockets before they get removed in 2029
Just signed up to the Labour Party, I'm a Starmer loyalist now he's proven himself to have more balls and an iron will versus every other floppy wet cum sock MP.
>>534939690>pro-choice Jewish Satan worshipperHe should prove in court that it's true
>>534941683>but don't want it yet until Burnham is given a chanceThis. If a leadership contest comes back with another dud then Labour are toast. There won't be time to put a replacement in.
>>534941360Wasn't the killer a nigger? Probably just saw it as a free kill, and he likes killing
>>534942114He was. In for murder. (Joint enterprise)
>>534941906>The statement was organised by group of backbenchers, many from the 2024 intake.For them, that 90k plus expenses is a big deal
The entire Labour Party is that unpopular, not a single person can stand as leader.>all lefty faggotsTerrible.
>Wake up >Watch Arsenal highlights >Ignore your cabinet >Go play footy with the lads>Release a statement about Iran and the Strait of Hormuz >Eat Breakfast >Ignore your family >Send threats to a hundred MPs to get them to support you Absolute kino, I respect it. Mogging Sunak, Boris, May, Cameron and Brown.
>>534942017>There won't be time to put a replacement in.If the view is it's just a stop gap one and just used to get Starmer out because he isn't budging then they could have another contest with that view and Burnham is then allowed to stand in an election. Starmer won't allow him even if a MP resigned their seat for him to stand. But they might also want the pressure to be on Starmer so much he has to make a statement he is leaving and will allow Burnham to stand. Starmer just seems to want to dig in even though hit is obvious he is toast in the long run - and that is this year not a year or two
>>534941107To know them is to hate them?
>>534942186If they can put someone in with an iota of charism a who can actually articulate a coherent long term plan and a set of policies without u-turning on them, they might just have a chance if Reform crashes and burns before the next GE.
>>534942186And yet they’ll still win the next because the right is split several ways
>>534942218AVRA
>>534942175It's all they have. No time to make grubby deals for a lifelong safe job on the executive board of some company.So sad. Very unfair.
>>534940805Just like the simulations
>>534942291Return of Red Ed and the Ed Stone is on my bingo card. Just for 3 years of memes would be worth it. My bank balance is fucked for the next 3 years anyways
Sir Keir Starmer, Knight of the King, a brave and iron willed man, will reward his loyalists with eternal political careers in the House of Lords and his cowardly, shadow dwelling, back stabbing enemies will be banished to political extinction.
>>534941000Why imagine? It happened with Kirk and on one of their big telly shows.And the man almost got fired for it but he was too important for a little defamation to stop him.
>>534942218wigger starmer couldnt bring him downbazza starmer couldnt bring him downwizard starmer couldnt bring him downhe is THE STARMERNATOR
Don't think this is right.......
>>534942425Didn't someone blow up the Ed stone?
>SIRE KEIR! THE KING IN THE NORTH IS AT THE GATES!">so it begins Lord Ali....
>>534942565Suppose it could be if she runs the asylum office facilitating all the bennies, that's the draw and therefore can be seen as the key part of it all
>>534942626It got ground up never to be spoken of again.
>>534941589lmao fucking state of it
>>534942673Ed should rebuild it and drop it in the middle of Downing Street as a rallying cry. >the first stone has been cast
>>534942626>>534942425>>534942673let refresh our memories
I hope starmer stays just so Jess Phillips remains on the back benches. Orrible bitch that she is.
>>534942520>he is THE STARMERNATORif this ever catches on as a nickname I'm gonna be really angry, anon
>>534942762Could Ed realistically deliver the Ed Stone promises in 3 years with a super majority?
>BREAKING: Top investors warn Britain faces a Liz Truss-style bond market revolt if Labour ousts Keir Starmer we literally cannot afford to have a spastic like Rayner or Burnham in charge. thankyou bond market.
>>534942762That poor chap just wasn't cut out to be PM. He was obviously the autistic brother.
>>534942762no policies there LUL
>>534942762>i like good things>i dislike bad thingsGotta love politicians who are very precise and concrete about what they want
>>534942860The bond market has spoken. He lives!
>>534942769>Jess PhillipsIs she trying to just get away from the paki grooming gangs issue
>>534942860>nooooooooo not much heckin investerinooooooooooooss nooooooooo
>>534942762love how ed "rhetoric" milliband literally got a slab of rhetoric made just for his campaigndidn't that thing get tracked down to some cafe somewhere, hidden in some plants or something?
>>534942884That's the funny thing, isn't it. None of those were actual policies. All are extremely vague.And yet... they STILL fail to deliver on any of them.
>>534942762>2015Fun times. Never thought I'd be nostalgic for it...>>534942860Looks like it's over.Starmer's survived the coupSpecial Brew for all!
We're gonna make it to 400 - I believe!
>>534942749>drop it in the middle of Downing Street as a rallying cry. Drop it from low orbit.
>>534942860>Top investorsMore like "The WEF"
>>534942949I believe just like the Rosetta Stone it's being used to prop up a wall in a crumbling Barrett newbuild.
>>534942927She's just the first rat off the sinking ship. Half of the unelected blob that actually runs the country was also behind the grooming gangs, so nothing's going to come of that enquiry.
Herman Miller chair ordered!
New bake where?
>>534943070This. Starmer is big mates with Davos and Larry Fink
>>534942565>>534942654I recall an interview with a previous civil servant heading the border enforcement department, or higher up, being a white woman who said she didn't want any more boat crossings because>people diethat her solution she wanted to enact was>processing centres in calais and african countriesand that>when they were coming over in lorries it was fine, because no-one cared, you couldn't film it, it just happened, now people are angry about it because they can see itI think this was a mid-tory-14-year civil servant. She didn't mention anything about criminalising or punishing people traffickers/smugglers/slavers in the interview.I couldn't refind her name at the time and definitely not now because all our government workers have zero internet presence, aren't listed anywhere and very much aren't democratically chosen. Though it remains to be seen if they're ironically less left wing in their views than the uniparty.
>>534943143When Starmer is gone!
400!
>>534943143>>534943171>>534943171
>>534942990because they need a concrete plan to deliver on them>>534942887>>534942949because people would go mad if they suggested a policy. the electorate aren't in the practice of thinking things through or allowing the politicians to do so then they cry about how mediocre our politicians are. odd
>>534942860>Removing a Jew as head of Government will mean bad things for your penis!!!!>Sit down Goys!STARMER OUT!Call a general election before it's too late to save the country from International Jewery.
>>534943176That's always what they want, muh "safe and legal"And people did film the lorry stuff, TV shows looking at border guards always had segments for it and people uploaded their own instances on Youtube but it's just less visceral the odd cunt in a lorry as opposed to the very trad loaded boats of foreigners. Also people died on the lorries, there was that whole lorryfull of chinks that suffocated and they pinned it on the driver who closed the window because he was scared of getting caught
If only Wes Streeting had spent more time planning his coup attempt and less time watching The Devil Wears Prada, maybe he wouldn’t have missed his big moment and chickened out
