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How to get recruited by glowies?
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>>534940062
Not even a bot could make a thread this retarded.
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>>534940062
Gotta be WICKED SMAHT
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>>534940832
You know they do directly recruit people in America from college even
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>>534940832

I always thought she was ugly
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>>534940062
Start small join your local PD then just look the other way when you see shady business and slowly network and get the call
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don't be a right wing 4chan posting retard for starter so you're out
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>>534940062
you don't call them, they call you
if you're past like 25 and they haven't already it's highly unlikely they ever will
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Be an 80 IQ inbred nepo baby politician
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>>534940062
In Ireland? Because its small I'd suggest apply to their jobs listings, interact with them on social media, let them know what your plans are, and work with them when they make themselves apparent in your life
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>>534940062
I wonder how they recruit people. They are incredibly selective/nepotistic. The american glowies are all gay.

In russia, they have gradually caught on to this and they are all anti gays and purging the gays
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>>534940956
This
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>>534940968
I'm not right wing. Not the Irish flavour anyway. I want results.
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>>534940062
Fed post as hard as you can, with specific names, dates, and locations. They'll be in touch.
If that fails then >>534941007 is your only option.
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However, I have different goals from any of the glowies from either side.

My goals are "internationalist national socialism."

It's to preserve linguistic and cultural and racial diversity. I don't like blending of races and cultures because I think it makes the world a boring place.

I am also a Jewish supremacist. Ashkenazi Jews are the Master Race, and Judaism is the superior religion.
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>>534941076
your chances are equivalent of going to a psych ward and asking ppl how to become a doctor
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>>534940062
>be clinically retarded
>get blackmailed by mossad
After that you should receive your complimentary LGBTQ lanyard and loicense to kneel
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>>534940062
i would like to work for russia
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>>534940062
Intelligence work is mostly blowjobs
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I am also a Manist. I think women should be fuckholes for recreation and breeding and child rearing purposes.

But again, all of my beliefs are just Judaism/internationalist national socialism. It's just Jewish law. Lmao.
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>>534940062
Go to usajobs and apply for anything at the NSA.
I tried that once.
Then they got to the part where they mentioned the employment benefit of a therapist with security clearance and I noped the fuck outta there.
I will not make and sell cp or other shit for the government.
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>>534941309
>local glowies in your area are now interested in you
good job
this man knows how to get results
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>>534941309
In the future, as the sexlessness crisis gets worse, hopefully more incels like Jack Teixeira will be ready and willing to help the russians.

Incels need to stop being simp retards and become more politicially active. It doesn't matter your race
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>>534940062
Trany out
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>>534941411
>the employment benefit of a therapist with security clearance
that's just so they know what your weaknesses are, what your stress points are, to know what you can or can't be pressured with
allegedly to know what some foreign agent could use to get information from you but it's as much for their purposes as some foreign glownigger agency's
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>>534940062
During the BLM 2020 riots I began recruiting here for a gentlemen club that would muster and meet regularly. I was immediately approached by a glowie who said he "wanted to do a Turner Diaries" and asked if I would join him. I obviously said no. But I suppose if you organize on here and then act like a total autismo cringe lord who wants to gas kikes... you can get recruited by them.
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>>534941373
> I think women should be fuckholes for recreation and breeding and child rearing purposes.
Nothing gets by you. You should be up there with Plato and Socrates with such groundbreaking philosophical mantras such as this.
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>>534941411
I tried to apply to the cia when i was 18, the fucking homos didn't even respond to my job application. They were probably busy having on site recruiters at the homo churches on campuses
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>>534940968
Why are you trannies so fixated on right wing 4chan users? Don’t you think your time and effort is misplaced?

Fun fact your trans rights are not under threat by right wing 4xhan “chuds” or even republicans but are at the total mercy of the whims of the global elite and always was.

Even if your precious democrats win if the elite so no more trans right then no more trans rights. Democrats answer to the same people as the republicans
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>>534940062
Apply on their website if you want a job. If you want to be an informant, submit stuff to the tip lines.

It's ez.
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>>534941536
>that's just so they know what your weaknesses are, what your stress points are, to know what you can or can't be pressured with
"just"? That 'just' is carrying a lot of weight there.
Nah, the NSA doesn't want a anti-dispensationalist Christian with strict moral code. I'd have been kicked out no later than year 4 after doing a less retarded Snowden info dump lmao
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>>534940062
pursue politics, foreign languages, and foreign relations courses at georgetown university, that's where they recruit from. glowy journalist majors also go there and always end up interviewing terrorists and other 'behind the lines' shit that only glowies would have access to.
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>>534940062
why would i ever need that?
if i cant move the world i see fit, then wuts the point moving it in the direction that some retarded faggot wants it to go in?
>gotta be a company man
no thanks
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>>534941536
This is absolutely correct.
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>>534941668
>That 'just' is carrying a lot of weight there.
I meant as opposed to getting you involved in cp shit, lol, unless you told him you had pedo tendencies or something
security clearance is a bitch anyway because literally anyone you happen to talk to socially starts getting looked at, and you start getting looked at suspiciously for even casually speaking to the wrong people
have to do an intensive background check just to invite someone to your house
>the NSA doesn't want a anti-dispensationalist Christian with strict moral code.
yeah moral codes about anything but loyalty to them are a no
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>>534940956
Most retarded advice itt.
Go to a good university OP, study abroad, they have fucking job fairs for crying out loud
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>>534941585
Actually I am groundbreaking. Because people like Roosh "discover christ" and then they start respecting womyn. Because christianity is a degenerate religion made by homos.
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>>534941844
Once you're in and want to leave it seems worse than trying to get out of a NYC mafia family.
I don't need that.
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>>534941823
ok but now i’m just regularly monitored because you faggots had me “working” in a mental asylum during the lockdowns and now it’s all:
>muh cptsd
>muh criminal record
>muh unpredictable behaviour
>muh “hOw dID yOu lEaRn tHiS wItHoUt gOiNg tO sChOoL??1?”
>muh “described as stick of TNT lit at both ends”
so despite being physically fit i got told by some blonde bitch with a ponytail that despite being able to run 2.4km in ~8 minutes, i still can’t join you fucken gaylords in defense/cops/cybersec, nor can I get a security clearance.

So the one thing i’m genuinely and intuitively good at, I can’t _do_ professionally without (inadvertently) causing complete fucking mayhem, even just to demonstrate a proof of concept. And THEN you retards start kvetching because Android users can wirelessly track cops’ stun guns, and consequently their precise location, whilst at the same time the fucking electrical grid is a few clicks & a drone away from being offline for ~3 weeks because the doors, THE FUCKING DOORS, use locks that can be bypassed with a chaos card!!! Shit you can even set off the old WW2 nuclear air raid sirens with a $3 chip from fucking alibaba, but apparently you’d rather hire women, communists, trannies, and soft cunts instead of capable men.

You fedbois are the most fucking ass-backward mob of cunts I have ever had to deal with. Thank you for the therapy, though, it has been a big help. But also fuck you. Fuck you all.
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>>534940062
Post dick!
Glowies love dick.
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You recruit the glories, not the other way around.

Have them prove themselves to you.
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You're not going to get a real answer from this crowd. They aren't glowies. They are just silly.

The real answer is, you do the recruiting, not the other way around.

firm but fair.
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>>534940062
BE AS MUCH OF A LOSER AND AS RETARDED AS POSSIBLE
THATS THE BAR FOR BEING A GLOWIE
YOU HAVE TO BE REALLY REALLY REALLY WORTHLESS LOL
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Enter a patriotic organisation (anything right of the SPLC is good enough), then commit a minor crime, let yourself get caught and strike a deal, then you can become a glowie informant.
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>>534943159
He's talking about real glowies

not earthlings
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>>534940062
Shill for israel on /pol/ and get 100 (You)s
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>>534940887
Yeah, cia sent a rep to my college. Had a spiel about how they are perfectly in the right to monitor every US citizen. Its all so they can weed out the few bad ones(that they decide). Urged people to sign up if they wanted to help defend the nation.
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One glows from the inside, noone can make you glow, only you can
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>>534943341
imagine not wanting to defend the nation
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>>534940062
get good grades

in other words being a fucking retard
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You get recruited for Mossad before you are born, its spiritual recruitment

You are born Mossad
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>>534940062
Same way they mil. industrial companies do. They scout colleges for people with good traits and absolutely no morals.

There probably are some real black ops glowniggers who bug peoples houses, watch them for years, and then appear at their home at midnight but most of them just send job offers to college students.
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>>534940062
Get into the tranny pipeline
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>>534943159
last time that happened, the glowies only managed to get their hands on one of the cunts, and they kept him in solitary for ~23hrs a day for a YEAR (at least) and then they turned him into a fucken woman followed by a “non-suspicious suicide” the year following release, and the OTHER cunt who got away was trapped by a long, drawn out extradition process and jewish legal bullshit.
Bro fuck that for a joke
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>>534943448
Nobody wants your retarded mystic larp pantheon thank you very much
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>>534940062
in america they come to your school lol
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>>534943611
Glorified anti white detectives
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>>534943587
>ye of little faith
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I've heard people speculate they recruit from colleges, and probably from various military groups. Hackers also seem to have a inroad if they're leet enough.
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>>534943423
imagine not thinking to question what you’re defending, and from whom
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>>534940062
Do they all really have to let a Goldberg touch their private parts to get a deal in Hollywood?
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>>534940062
DO YOU GUYS REALLY THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO RECRUIT THE ENTIRE NEW WORLD ORDER
FROM THE LOCAL SPECIAL ED CLASSES
AND THE PSYCH WARDS ?
CLEARLY THAT MUST BE WHAT HAPPENED CUZ THE PEOPLE IN THE PSYCH WARDS AND SPECIAL ED CLASSES AND PRISONS
SEEM ALOT MORE NORMAL THAN THE PEOPLE RUNNING EARTH
AND THE PROFESSIONAL CLASS
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You guys been looking for the Jew who runs the world, I am here and I tell you who am I and all you say is that I am larper

Better for me if you dont believe me
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>>534943795
Breathe
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>>534943423
And what are (((you))) doing to stop the indian invasion of your country perchance?
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>>534943702
Why would I worship Jewish mysticism when European paganism is superior? Is that why Jews fear it so much? Because their little pagan amalgamation religion is worse?
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Apply for a job at their website. Most of them are hiring basically all the time. The work is boring as fuck.
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>>534943795
the people in legit psych wards are most certainly not normal, you delusional fuck
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>>534940062
If you're a foreigner, hang out near the US Embassy and chat with American Foreign Service Officers. Talk about work. If they deem you have valuable information, they will recruit you. Note: "valuable information" does not necessarily mean access to state secrets (though that helps). We also gather intel on various industries we consider vital to Pax Americana.
For Americans, sign up for the Foreign Service Office Test (FSOT). Select the "Political" option. Fluency in a foreign language is basically a requirement. Languages of major political rivals, e.g. Mandarin, Urdu, Pushtun, etc, is a big plus.
https://www.pearsonvue.com/us/en/fsot.html
Hope that helps!
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>>534940062
I too would like to work for an intelligence agency. But how do you get recruited?
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>>534940062
the kikes literally have a general in /k/ike
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>>534944519
I guess technically we have to let the Jews have a safe space to watch gore
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>>534944145
You are so funny
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>>534941254
That's just globalism, you homo.
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>>534944597
Am I?
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>>534943738
nice, I would like to work for the FBI too, like in Hollywood
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>>534943738
>>534944298
>hack shit
>learn chinese
1/2, but what’s the catch? The archons demand payment in the form
of suffering for anything good in this world
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>>534940062
A person might perform a high intellect no-real-harm crime and then get incarcerated and then have the feds ask them for help.
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>>534945147
The catch is you have to move to China and interact with Chinese people on a regular basis.
Also the pay is shit on the expectation you will "supplement your income" via drug dealing, prostitution, etc.
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>>534945358
> The catch is you have to move to China and interact with Chinese people on a regular basis.
>Also the pay is shit on the expectation you will "supplement your income" via drug dealing, prostitution, etc.
Sounds…just like another day living in Australia. But if I have to hear, again, about how i can’t do x, y, or z because i have the wrong abbreviations against my name, after the shit you cunts have put me through, so help me fucking god I’ll straight up go work for the competition instead. I’ll check in with you faggots in ~6 months after i’ve learned mandarin. Laters, nerds
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>>534945204
>no real-harm-crime
>get incarcerated anyway, causing harm
>hey, bro, i know we locked you up but we’re still best buds, right?
>i need to ask for a favour, best bud…
cmon now, cunt
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>>534940062
Hack into the government server, don't steal anything just plant an annoying prank



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