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18:05
UK to provide drones, jets and warship to Strait of Hormuz mission

John Healey, the UK defence minister, has announced the UK will contribute drones, jets and a warship to a multinational mission to secure the Strait of Hormuz.

Healey made the announcement after co-chairing a meeting of 40 defence ministers to build support for the UK-led mission to secure shipping through the key waterway, which is subject to an Iranian blockade.

A statement issued by the defence ministry said Britain would deploy autonomous mine hunting equipment and cutting-edge counter drone systems, along with Typhoon jets and HMS Dragon "as part of a future defensive mission to secure freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz".

Stressing the mission was "defensive", Healey said the UK was playing a leading role to secure the Strait of Hormuz, adding the measures were "strong and clear commitments – commitments to strengthen the confidence of commercial shipping and reduce the burden of the conflict on people at home".

The ministry said HMS Dragon was already on its way to the Middle East, to "ensure that the air defence ship is ready for potential future operations in the Strait".

The Strait of Hormuz has been effectively closed to most traffic since the end of February after US-Israeli strikes on Iran and subsequent retaliatory actions by the IRGC.

Its closure blocks roughly a fifth of global daily oil and LNG supply, driving up shipping costs, causing severe energy and fertiliser shortages, and disrupting global trade.

The UN warned today that around 45 million people will suffer "hunger and starvation" without access to fertiliser through the waterway.
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>>534956163
17:44
'Why haven't you done that?': Hegseth challenged on claim US could reopen Strait of Hormuz using military power

As the US defence secretary continues to face questions in the Senate, Christopher Scott Murphy, a Democratic senator serving Connecticut, asks him about the task of ensuring the Strait of Hormuz is reopened.

"How are we going to get the Strait open? Because nothing matters more to our constituents than doing something about these spiralling gas prices which are bankrupting families and farmers all across the country," Murphy says.

He continues: "So can you just confirm for the committee that there is not a military mechanism or means to reopen the Strait, that ultimately we have to essentially use diplomacy, economic diplomacy in this case, in order to convince Iran to make the decision to reopen the Strait."

Pete Hegseth responds: "I would say, Senator, there most certainly are military means by which we could open the Strait, both targets on land and also with what we do with our naval capabilities, not to mention our naval blockade."

Murphy interjects: "Why hasn't that been demonstrated?... If that's true and that's not what has been testified to us in private briefings. Why haven't you done that?"

Forced on to the defensive, Hegseth says: "Ultimately, a preferred long-term approach would be a deal where they open it up, where they stop being pirates of an international waters and allow countries from all nations to flow. You know, these aren't U.S. ships that are being blockaded there. These are ships from all around the world creating much more pressure for other countries than ours. So the bad guy here is Iran, who's closing the Strait through piracy effectively. Because they really only have fast boat capabilities, and we're blockading them. None of their stuff's getting out, they're feeling all the pressure."
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Iran expands definition of Strait of Hormuz to 'vast operational area'

A senior Iranian military officer says Iran has further expanded its definition of the Strait of Hormuz to a "vast operational area" far wider than before the conflict.

Iran's Fars news agency cited Mohammad Akbarzadeh, deputy political director of the IRGC Navy, as saying: "In the past, the Strait of Hormuz was defined as a limited area around islands such as Hormuz and Hengam, but today this view has changed."

He said the strait is now viewed by Iran as a strategic zone spanning the area between the city of Jask in the east to Siri Island in the west.

Akbarzadeh described it as a "vast operational area".

It's the second "expansion" of the zone announced by Iran since the start of the war, after it first released a map showing a new area of control on 4 May.

According to the Iranian Tasnim news agency, the newest expanded zone forms a "complete crescent".
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Why are you splitting the thread?
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Trump offers advice to Starmer - before accusing him of 'windmilling your country to death'

US correspondent Mark Stone was at the White House as Donald Trump left for China and asked him about the situation facing Sir Keir Starmer, who is embroiled in a battle to save his job after dozens of MPs demanded he step down.

Asked by Stone if he had any advice for Starmer, Trump said: "Well, my advice has always been open up. Open up your oil in the North Sea.

"You've got one of the great oil finds anywhere in the world and you’re not using it and you're not allowed to use it and it's one of the best in the world… open up your oil in the North Sea and get tough on immigration. Europe is being very very hurt by immigration."

Asked by Stone if Starmer should go, Trump says: "That's up to him" - before continuing his diatribe about what he suggested was untapped energy from oil fields in the North Sea.

"I've told him from day one you're getting killed on energy," he said.

"You're windmilling your country to death."
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>>534956163
16:37 (10/5/26)
British warships in Strait of Hormuz 'will be met with immediate response' - Iran

Iran's deputy foreign minister has issued a stern threat over the potential deployment of British and French warships in the Strait of Hormuz.

"Any deployment and stationing of destroyers around the Strait of Hormuz, under the pretext of 'protecting shipping', is nothing but an escalation of the crisis," he said on social media.

"The presence of French and British warships, in the Strait of Hormuz, potentially accompanying the illegal and internationally unlawful actions of the US will be met with immediate decisive response."

The UK's Ministry of Defence said on Saturday it was deploying its HMS Dragon warship to the Middle East in preparation for a potential multinational effort to protect shipping in the Strait of Hormuz, once conditions allow.

It comes as Britain and France have been involved in plans to get shipping flowing through the crucial waterway.

The plan would need coordination with Iran and a dozen countries have indicated a willingness to take part.
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>>534956163
What do you make of US visit to China?
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Clews time
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>>534957950
he's gone there with a lot less leverage than he wanted or needed, because iran was supposed to fall and it didn't, now the global economy is fucked (very soon everyone will see the results), the united states looks weak, retarded, decaying so rapidly in freefall, and the chinks will be laughing at them, all smiles on the surface, big chinese welcome, but they will be getting ready to butcher them

i'm surprised he didn't postpone again, maybe he tried?

what do you make of it?
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HANDS OFF MY MRS
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William Hill odds
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>>534958682
first good post in this dogshit thread
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>>534958606
That face mask is hiding stubble.
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>nonce faggots watching fagovision on their tod and blogging about it because they haven't got any friends
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>>534958841
well thats rorke btfo then isn't it
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>>534958848
im not gay you prick
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wrong thread
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>534958878
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Starmer is such a cheeky scamp
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>>534958682
Cor lacey knickers on her face.
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>>534958926
(X)
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>>534956163
Literally the only thing Starmer's done that anyone has praised has been keeping out of the yank's retarded adventure, now he throws it away as he's barely clinging on to power?
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>>534959098
my gf and all her friends think im cool. you wont know them they go to a different parliament
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>>534958682
How are people still using fractional in 2026?
How does anyone know what the fuck 9/4 means?
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>>534958682
Be Rachel Reeves, chancellor which is normally a good spot to be a PM. relegated below a guy who isn't even a MP. A faggy effeminate moron. A woman with zero qulaifications and under investigation still. A kike who has been a failure his whole life. A muslim moron. A literal who. Cooper who is only there because she is married to Ed Balls - says it all. a bald headed yes man. Nigel Farage. In fact she isn't even mentioned by anyone. Maybe Starmer is in even more peril seeing as his hand picked chancellor is not considered a threat. His whole gov is a joke it seems. Clown central.
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We should airdrop niggers and pakis over the strait of Hormuz
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>>534959098
Starmer should just throw her out of the party again lmao, I don't know if Tulip Siddiq is involved in all this but if she's piping up against him then Starmer should have her detained and deported to Bangladesh to face all those juicy charges. He needs to start mad dog maxxing
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>>534958841
Would the food still be bland in a brown ethnostate?
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>>534959142
anyone who praised him for something he said he did and will continue to do but clearly didn't do is retarded

we were involved since the first day, and have been all along, he himself told us all the ways we were involved at the same time he said we weren't involved
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>>534959226
well out of 9 pebbles, 4 are considered to be for Andy and the rest are for someone else.
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>>534959222
classic
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>>534959142
>been keeping out of the yank's retarded adventure
lol this is propaganda
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>>534958682
Might need to form a council of the willing to run the country, its obvious one of them cant do it, maybe council can.
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>>534959226
You pay £4 you get £13 back if you win, or your £4 back + £9 in winnings.
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>>534959226
basic maths innit
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>>534956163
Ok.....anyways....if 3 carrier groups can't do it the fuck is this going to do?
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>>534959333
And what the fuck does that mean for me and my bet?

>>534959387
What if I bet something other than £4? What if I bet a number that's not divisible by 4? Then what?

>>534959407
>basic maths
That would be decimal. You just multiply your bet by the odds. It's far simpler.
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HOLD THE LINE STARMTROOPERS
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>>534959520
Throwing Romans in my bedroom in support.
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>>534959520
>VANGUARD, THE KING OF THE NORF IS AT THE GATE, PUSH HIM BACK AND BUY SIRE STARMER MORE TIME.
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>>534959333
why are you chucking pebbles at Andy?
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>>534959510
You multiply the amount you bet by 9/4 and round to the nearest penny.
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>>534958841
>Splendid
>10 years later
>Wow it's so dirty and the crime rate is so high, I don't feel safe here
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>>534959634
Andy is a fucking cunt
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>"Britain needs a leader who has what it takes, not one whom people suspect might be on the take," writes Daniel Johnson.
>"The only leader who has the integrity, the capability and the likeability is Kemi Badenoch."

The Torygraph is on drugs.
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>>534959696
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>>534958841
uhhhh isn't the russian siberia one of the most ethnically diverse places in the world though?
it's where asia meets europe ffs
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>>534959634
hmm
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>>534959634
It's rocks n' pebbles. Andy's throwing rocks from the Norf, the Starmer Souf syndicate throwing pebbles back at Andy
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>>534959703
Very likely wrote that with his dick in his hand
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I wish I was this good at music when I was young and twinky, I might've had a shot at making it.
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Montenegro
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>>534956163
Americans shit the bed and the British are all to keen to come clean it up
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Walmart in America is expecting to run out of engine oil in a couple of weeks
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Would the rentboy case lose it's confidential status if Quim Snubber stepped down?
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bazza starmah
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>>534959226
It's a little bit more than 2/1
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Bit fucking cold for the middle of may
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>>534960017
I dont care about him breeding twink bussy, I just want my bills to go down.
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>>534958841
I only just noticed the food remark. Jesus Christ that's all these fucking idiots ever come out with.
MUH FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
I looked through that account expecting it to be bait, but no, the guy behind it is a genuine idiot.
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>>534960197
Labour didn't pay the summer time bill.
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>>534959098
Fucking state of this hag
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>>534960384
mad innit
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>>534960397
Bet knifeman was british
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>>534960197
Global warming btfo again.
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>>534960473
9/4
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>>534960219
Not happening sorry. Coof, Ukraine, Israel, Iran etc. I'm sure you understand.
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This is what they took from you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdGWV1T1v4w
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Imagine if this happened and everyone just carried on as normal while Real Keir got catapulted into the sea
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>>534960197
Climate catastrophe innit
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>>534960444
Powarrrrr checked
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>>534960444
Her Kids in America performance on Fame Academy was diabolical.
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>>534960444
Fat brown cunt spilling out of her jeans. Disgusting.
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>>534960397
bring
back
swords
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>>534960384
>>534960444
I'd be salty enough to become a labour MP if my siblings mogged me this hard ngl
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keir starmers willy
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Absolute state of jookay politics
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Another coup scuppered. Sir Keir rules his party with an iron fist. The virgin Tories should look and learn.
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>>534957598
>to get rid of the conservatives
>we/the country needed change
>for a change in government

surely they are all the same or is my autism not detecting subtle but important differences again?
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>The Keirstein Files

He’s holding dirt
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>>534960659
Slag
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>>534960885
Connie Huq was so chill I didn't notice she was not white. Like Dave Lister in Red Dwarf
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>>534961310
Craig Charles is white.
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>>534961112
>Sir Keir rules his party with an lubricated iron fist.
ftfy
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Starminator pre-emptive strike
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>>534961363
Like lammy?
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>>534961373
>Allowing Keir entry to your back passage

Grim, no financial reparations would make that worth the juice
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>>534961413
Can they legally mount his head on a pike?
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Connies curry cunny (and four peshwari naan)
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>>534961469
Fifty quid?
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I'm thinking Starmer is safe for now as long as he brazens it out.
Despite the dissatisfied 80 odd MPs they can't get behind a candidate for a formal challenge against Starmer.
>Andy Burnham - isn't an MP, that automatically disqualifies him from the leadership. He was also blocked out by the party from being selected to represent them in any by-election.
>Wes Streeting - A Blairite. Likely doesn't have the support of the MPs, would be likely to loose against Starmer in the wider membership vote.
>Anjela Rayner - hasn't explicitly come out and asked for Starmer's resignation. Has tax liability skeletons in her closet.
You need 20% of the sitting Labour MPs to publicly back a candidate to trigger a leadership contest. I don't think those against him can get a achievable candidate against him
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>>534961413
They should suspend him for having an incomplete nose
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>>534961162
They procure rentboys from different pimps so quite a big difference actually.
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>>534960444
Konnis tits were legendary in the 2000s
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>>534961517
Not even for 50 mill, he does stuff to you that makes you want to burn stuff down
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>>534961526
Ange btfo
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(if it happens) this could be the historically recognized date WW3 begins.
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Connis big brown nipples an arry olers
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>>534961526
>>Andy Burnham - isn't an MP, that automatically disqualifies him from the leadership
Not true, if he was a lord it would work. Suppose he could ask the king.
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>>534961413
utterly f-o-r-e-n-s-i-c
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>>534961660
We went to war in 1914 in part to save the sclerotic Asquith government, would be funny if we did the same today to save Starmer
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>>534961490
I think Starmer is steadily realising he can actually do whatever he likes, and that it doesn't matter.
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>>534961413
>factionalism
comrade starmer going full accelerationist eh?
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>>534961413
Not so secret is it
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>>534962091
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The TV chefs are at it again. This country has a serious TV chef problem.
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Hahaha Jess Phillips resigned for nothing.

Big Wes got brown trousers.
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Paki cunt Huq is overrated, fitter than Priti fat bitch Patel but still a shitskin subhuman
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>>534962202
Pepper your angus
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>>534962091
I hope he goes full third world tier Kier and starts prosecuting them and sticking them in prison
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>>534962093
>Corbyn
How things could of worked out so very differently.
That's democracy innit
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Anyone got a Roadman Starmer? Gemikike wont make one for me
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>>534962498
Shows up to PMQs tomorrow in a general's uniform and a leopard skin sash
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>>534959520
Hail Starmer! Hail our People! Hail Victory!
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>>534956163
>remember how we aren't involved in the conflict yeh?
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>>534962202
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>>534962556
>Recognise this Kemi? It's your uncles
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>>534962270
After that Rotherham shite she was in charge of , I think this was the easy way out.
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>>534962498
>starts prosecuting them and sticking them in prison
He did mass arrests of people protesting against his precious wogs. He did mass arrests of people protesting against Israel.
He absolutely could have his political rivals locked up. His lawyer friends will happily send them away for him.
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>>534962318
Cool it with the racism.
Show racism the red card.
Kick it out.
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>fawning over a paki
what psyop bullshit is this 77th
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The fat paedo claims that I live in halls at a university (i'm 35 years old and married, live in a detached house, with a boring mortgage, a boring dog, and a boring job in management consultancy). that I pay for a pass (I've never paid for one in my life) and when i proved I run my own business (which he said I couldn't possibly) he claimed I run a car wash.? wow. yet he laughed at me using mysterium (but somehow I have a pass, and am a teenager in halls .. i digress) and larped as saucepan and posted my hand (which he "scalped" somehow .. ) with my wedding ring while crying that I supposedly can't be married. How does that work exactly? You people do notice fanfic. right? He's posting almost year old fanfic, claims thats me (or anyone else who calls him a paedo nonce). I', white, I'm married but according to this paedophile loser, I'm a paki, and umarried. How exactly does any of that work ?! This all stemmed from him basically getting upset at me because I called him a nonce like a year ago. ? oh and he still thinks im his polish boyfriend despite the fact I live in Yorkshire. And whenever I call him a nonce, he posts his fanfic?


He has written this fanfic for almost a year, while claiming i'm also polish, also some random crynonce fanfic that i've already explained is basically impossible, and continues to write it. Like.. why? How can I be married, but live in a house, be in halls at uni but als obe 35 and married, not be able to drive, but own a car, not be married but I am, I mean ... how does ANY of this work? excpet in his head? It doesn't make any sense at all. none of it. He still thinks i'm polish btw, except i live in Kent and I'm a Brit and can quite easily prove any of that. But reminder, he is entirely unable to prove anything, ever , not even a single timestamped image of his existence, ever.

He wrote some fanfic, trotted it out for almost a year. What's his problem? because I don't like him and catch him lying? ok lol.
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>>534962737
bluddy benchod basterd
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>>534962556
I forgot about PMQs
Oh fucking hell that's gonna be worth a watch.
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>>534962543
Got quagga starmer it that'll do
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>>534962556
Address me as His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal starmer, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire you slaags
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>>534962498
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>>534962836
That's.... haunting, but I do need Starmer as a London roadman for a meme.
t.pleb who cant jailbreak AI
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>>534962878
He needs to include the title of Lord Protector of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in there as well
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>>534962987
Sorry best I can do is fishman starmer
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>>534960444
Checked
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Frogman starmer also
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>>534962646
>and these boots? they're your uncle
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Llama starmer if anyone needs it desperately
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>>534962270
>Wes got brown trousers
Wes better watch himself lest somebody instruct the media to publish the truth about the Kitty Corral pet shop.
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Pigger starmer for the real meme appreciators
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Doggy starmer too
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big starmer needs to grow a big moustache tbqh
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>>534959226
I think it means that for every £4 you bet you get £9 if you win. But you also get your stake back.

t. Not a gambler but have some friends who gamble
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sad fat welsh cunt at it again
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>>534963238
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/27241568/wes-streeting-deny-burning-pet-shop-conspiracy/
Debunked
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Another fishy starmer, feels necessary
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>>534963153
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What if starmer was (x) must be the greatest meme I'm britpol ever, it's so layered and hilarious
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>>534963468
that's a nutfish
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>>534963439
Proper leather daddy handlebars
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*wins*
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>>534962091
Too bad his archetype is Lawful Evil.
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quagmire starmer
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>threatening to kill kids because you were exposed as an aids riddled faggot on discord
creasing
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>>534963566
pretty cool .. I could do the breaking bad thing when I get enraged
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>>534962905
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>>534963760
have a (you)
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>>534963597
That's what your mum said
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>>534963621
I did not know that until WW1 , British Officers were ordered to grow moustaches.
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riverboat kieran who gets barebacked by niggers is brit/pol/s greatest meme
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When the Labour Party is ashes, you have my permission to force a vote of no confidence.
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>>534963971
hey keiran , long time no see
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Why are bongs doing this? Bunch of fucking cuckolds, just tell trump to fuck off
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>>534963238
>lack of evidence
Come on, that's basically admitting you did it.
If someone ever says "you can't prove it", they did it.
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>Nigger Starmer
>he's just skinned Lammy's face off and is wearing as a mask
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Why aren't you trusting the plan Anon?
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>>534964043
help lad the fat nonce reported my posts and had my Pas banned. I'm a university student who requires a pass to post because of the fact that my halls internet bans 4chan. I might be a "newfag" as the fat dosser calls it but I've tried to not argue or get banned. the fatty had me banned and I literally can't afford to keep subsidizing this site.. so goodbye, josh killed my student id and my pass because he cried to the jannies , bye lads.
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>>534964045
what are we doing?
i don't follow politiks
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>>534962202
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>87 mps

100 and he's toast.
I suspect some are saving their knife until after pmq's
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>>534964399
rKeir will purge the entire party before he resigns.
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>>534964403
Collect the whole set
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>>534964399
No no, 150-220 is my number, even then it will be a struggle.

If he blocks Burnham, an mass walk outs occur, and they begin to remove him, he will simply say he is the Labour Party and order them all arrested>>

Trump is going to need to send in seal team 6, but run the risk of him attacking the seals with 9" dildos, two of them.
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>>534964368
rustie lee is the only one allowed to stay
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>>534964572
>150-220 is my number
Give it to me, ONE TIME
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>>534964572
If they try to force him out he'll call a general election and sink the entire party with him, that's why they're trying to pressure him instead of just doing it.
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put the joint DOWN
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The resignations are wrong at a time when negotiations are still going on. I urge both sides to put aside the rhetoric, get around the negotiating table, and stop this from happening again.
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asda ownbrand crisps are better then tescos
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>>534964713
comrade starmer
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>>534964713
Imagine shopping at Asda. Couldn't be me.
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>>534964695
He needs to hot drop a EdStone into number 10
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the fun is only just beginning

state of this lot lmao
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>>534964713
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>>534964713
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>>534964403
We need to start painting these on people’s doors desu
>jehovas witness
I knew I didnt like these pricks for a reason
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>>534964679
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>>534959142
Reform made huge gains after Farage said we should join in, so obviously Starmer has taken the message that's what wins votes. He hasn't reversed course on a single other policy, anyway.
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what?
they are
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ed balls
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>>534964866
Should humanity survive, the boomers key defining feature should be recorded as their intense, pathological hatred for their own kind.
It was truly unique in history.
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>>534964961
so how does one get her to slobber on me knobber?
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>>534964993
It's a time to be alive no doubt
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Is there a word for gooning but instead of watching grot and having a wank you're holding in a big poo?
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>>534965006
>her
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>>534964961
he's won the game no one else knew they were playing

i lost btw
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>>534964790
>The markets will bend to the will of Burnham, such is the power of Nagash
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>>534964866
Marxists are all about subversion and tearing things down
>abolish the nuclear family
>destroy genetics
>tear down statues
>subvert art
>subvert education
>remove religion
>remove traditions
>destroy business
And so on and so on.
They are great and destroying things and they create nothing.
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>>534965099
Dirty blackjack
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>>534965115
yeah?
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>>534956163
TO THE GAMBLER HATING NIGGER IN HERE
I FUCKING WON
DON'T FUCKING DOUBT ME
DON'T FUCKING RAINBOW READ ME FUCKING NIGGGERRRR
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>>534965205
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>>534965226
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>>534965251
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I'm not opening the strait until all of South Asia starves. Those drones and jets would be better put to use in a REAL mission to benefit humanity
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Wanking from home tomorrow but I actually have to do some work.
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>>534964790
>The markets will need to fall in line with muh commie policies

LOL. That's not how it works honey. The country spends more than it earns and is very much reliant on the bond market.

At this point, I think we just need a weimar level crash to wake people the fuck up.
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>>534965402
yeah but "she" has a surprise for you
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genuinely do not know why starmer induces so much hatred in people

he's a shit pm sure, but is he worse than sunak, truss or boris? is he the worst of all time? wouldn't say so. he didn't do boriswave after all.
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>>534965565
you think i dont know already?
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>>534965500
I feel like Indians could be used to get the western world used to genociding browns, if we start we Indians everyone will be cool about it and probably won't make a fuss when we transition to Africans stans Chinese and the French
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>>534965623
hey it could be nupol, can never be sure. Anons saying all women are men "that's a man" and in another post being attracted to actual men.
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>>534965572
You're dumb then aren't you
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>>534965572
>he's a shit pm sure, but is he worse than sunak, truss or boris?
No.
>he didn't do boriswave after all.
Correct. People also forget how utterly shite Johnson was during the pandemic. The stuff with Cummings was farcical and there was a new scandal every week. He was easily the worst in my lifetime. Truss was never going to last long because MPs wanted the Indian guy instead.
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>>534965733
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>>534965657
You're probably right. It's so overpopulated that a single airstrike killing a thousand jeets isn't going to turn any heads.
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>>534965251
To what end? It's just a demonic desire to destroy.
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>>534965572
based hullanon spouting facts
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>>534965794
Truss shouldn't have let Kwasi near the books.
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>>534966002
packet?
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>>534966030
that's a lot of arm fat ngl
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>>534966030
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They really want him out, huh
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>>534966075
Incredible how he gets none of the blame for this and is still invited to comment on economics/budget speeches by the media, whereas Truss is now a figure of ridicule
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>>534958682
I RATE THE RESUME'S (as an ignorant American)
Andy Burnham - Dude is Catholic and socialist. He is literally British Stephen Colbert. WTF
Andy does support Rugby League which is kinda like the NFL. He was also in a song and a movie. So this guy is like your charismatic celebrity. 7/10 probably a pussy for immigrants.

Wes Streeting
In a "shadow organization" yeah okay? Good start. The people who raised him were criminals haha. He is also gay no surprise there. Supports a lot of vague and weird taxes? Might ironically be anti-Muslim at least since he is against censoring his lifestyle in schools. Made a book so he is like JD Vance I guess. He sounds very pro-immigration. So he is a fucking idiot since he wants to bring in more people who are anti-gay.

Basically a millennial who is a mix of Buttigieg and Vance. 3/10 pretty gross.

Angela Rayner more shadows with bad parents. She is a person who fights for workers.
She is moderately attractive for a British woman of 46. Against antisemitism and socialist like a good Jew. in the BBC 100 Women 2024 that is cool. Looks like she is a tax cheat. hmm and "warned against immigration reforms"

Overall seems like a bitch 5/10

Ed Miliband - well another socialist Jew but dude loves Boston Sports so hell yes to that. One could argue his resignation created a Dark Ages in British politics. Hated the Iraq War, nice. Green New Deal is stupid for the UK.

Said he would "control immigration" so even if he is a socialist jew fuck it 9/10. My favorite so far.

Shabana is a ugly Paki 1/10

Alistair Carns looks like James Bond and is a total badass. Yes he "almost died for the Jews" but at least he has a damn penis and balls. He climbed Mount Everest using gas because he didn't have the time. What a bro.

Al Carns is the man of all men who needs to lead your country he is the Dwight Eisenhower of the UK his daddy vibes nearly made me cry IRL imagine him and Trump, Trump would be a bitch next to Carns 10/10.
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>>534966174
It has 6 faces on its gut.
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Can't wait for the bit of the Labour leadership contest where the candidates spend 30+ minutes fighting over who will throw more money at fake kike security charities, who will curtail more freedoms in the name of making kikes feel safe and how sad they feel for the jews being subjecting to another holocaust.
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>>534966014
Who voted for him? Why is he so hateful towards White brits?
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>>534966131
Posh cat food
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>>534966229
Thought it was Ed Sheeran
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>>534966396
>Who voted for him?
People just didn't want conservatives anymore, that was it, Labour werent liked, they were just a "change" but no one paid attention to what that "change was"
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>>534965572
>he's a shit pm sure, but is he worse than sunak, truss or boris? is he the worst of all time?

Its the cumulative effect of having 5 shit PMs in a row probably
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alri la
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Even the Dutch are pissed off with the migrants.
That is a hotel / camp that was due to be filled up today
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>>534966307
We will elect ed Milliband as prime minister if you elect ilhan Omar as president.
We have a deal?
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>>534966553
You love to see it
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>>534966623
Love the theatrical staging. This would absolutely fucking kill at the National Theatre
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>>534966492
>People just didn't want conservatives anymore, that was it
Historical voters and "Labour were terrible, I'll vote Conservative. Conservative were terrible I'll vote Labour" voters are exactly while the nation has been run into the ground for nearly 90 odd years.
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>>534966623
>streeting and burnham
lol are you on the free tier?
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>>534966623
>The Death of Starmer
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>>534966623
Nice touch with Blair, mising a Peter Mandelson outside the window though
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>>534966436
?
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>Reform councillor demands investigation into Doncaster UFOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbhFyTWUPug
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>>534959520
Soon, Kier. It's my turn!
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>>534966761
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Has House renovations always been this fucking expensive?
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>>534967020
nope sorry
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>>534956163
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What's sad is she got his xhamster account taken down. Why are women like this?
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I just found this weird "Extinctionist" (Antinatalism) wannabe UK party. Their goal is to kill every living thing on this planet to stop the suffering cycle. Gnostic bullshit. The guy who's running this is an actual Englishman, and seems pretty upper-class to me, and he has an Indian run the YouTube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjOMTpqqr7A
Here is the creator of this wannabe movement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MdwVw0Aros

Sources are saying they will win the 2029 election. Apparently this is actually a worldwide movement with supporters in India, Poland, UK and Germany. What do you think? Would this movement have been created by Adam Lanza in an alternative timeline?
https://www.proextinction.com/home
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>>534967251
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Is this why they were pressuring Starmer to resign? To get him to send warships to the middle east?
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>>534961413
Not leaving because legal technicalities. He'll drag the whole party through the high court to prove a point. Cunt.
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>>534966553
Yeah, seen a lot of videos of the police going ham on people.
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>>534965794
>He was easily the worst in my lifetime.
Worse than TONE?
>>534966236
Isn't he shilling some pump and dump crypto now which Farage has endorsed?
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>>534961992
Suddenly we're off to Hormuz
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>>534966742
>Except he ain't dead
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>>534967243
https://www.vhemt.org/
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>>534967492
dead like kierans mum
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>>534967492
correct he is undead, the undead, zombie starmer
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>>534966553
why don't we burn down paki hotels
we just throw bricks and wheelie bins at cops
the Irish and dutch and belgians burn down the paki hotels instead
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>>534967808
>I'm not locked in here with you, you're all locked in here with me!
Proceeds to kill them all
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>>534967118
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>>534966234
Yeah, the BBC basically only seem to show people who wanted him out as well
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>>534966492
Pretty much

Nobody ever had reasons for voting Labour because Starmer never gave any either. Literally every single appearance during his time in opposition and his campaign hinged on trashing the Tories, and it worked, because people hated the Tories so much, but had no idea Labour would be ten times worse
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>>534968074
>BBC
BBC LOL. Like the Big Black Cock (corporation) HAHAHAH TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nh7wk-Dw2M
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Even my local MP, a complete bummer, is calling for Starmer to quit.
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Keir Starmer should simply kill all of his enemies in the House of Commons
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>>534968521
bummers are deaf
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Test
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Kier Starmer ought to eat the smaller, weaker, slower MPs as in Spore
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>>534959291
>He needs to start mad dog maxxing
Getting his nails polished instead
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>>534968567
Tehee.
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>>534959762
russians pirated the cookbooks and skipped importing people part. so they can enjoy many kinds of meals in comfy setting :)
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https://xcancel.com/Sion_J/status/2054303903148065224
Welsh FM is ex-BBC presenter? kek sloppy job mi5
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>>534968567
Underrated post
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gg
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>>534969774
toplel
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>>534967825
Police crack down hard here if you touch their beloved wogs, first we need to get into a situation where they're scared of us like they are in Northern Ireland.
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>>534959923
Prove it
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>>534969808
Probably got that with Motability
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>>534969774
kek - usa numba 1
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>>534968558
Just do it.
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>>534969774
So those pictures of long tunnels full of vehicles & rockets ended up being true or what?
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>>534970483
they buried that shit under mountains...
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>>534970483
Could be or it could just be Burgers are looking for justification to spaff another $50b shooting mountains.
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>>534970609
Rolling for anudda shoah
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>>534968708
This
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>>534969774
The white man marches on
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>get student visa
>get elected to Scottish parliament

Jeet means victory
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>>534970961
ganges bog specimen
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>>534970961
That chic is a man
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>>534970961
Who actually voted for him?
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>>534969774
It's joever. How did they lose 90% anyway? Looks like US backtracking on their past lies imo.
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>>534969978
so we should target cops then wogs?
why not both
nothing changes with words yeah we need direct action im tired of the people that govern us trying to replace us
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>>534971236
>nothing changes with words yeah we need direct action im tired of the people that govern us trying to replace us
Think these things in your head instead of typing it. There was a white Jihadist posting here a long time ago and he got arrested for his violent 4chan posts. This site really isn't a safe space.
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>>534971126
Other Indians obv
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>>534971126
>edinburgh
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>https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/chris-packham-british-asa-b1282107.html

So now we can't advertise beef or dairy products.
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I hope UK war ships get sink
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>>534972031
we dont have any, sorry mate
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>>534972031
bitch basterd
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>>534972209
but it cost a billion so in a way it belongs to all of us?
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