>>534957440The fuck is this retard?
>>534957440This time for real!!!!
>>534957440And?
Not my problem
>>534957440Digits and nothing happens
I mean we dropped 20%
>>534957555Michael Burry - he has predicted 57 of the last 1 market crashes
>>534957440What do you put your money into to profit from a crash?
>>5349574402 more minutes
>>5349574402 more minutes!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1WoDVnUnsE
>>534957440Bro has called 15 of the last 2 crashes. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man etc.
>>534957440A prisoners dilemma where if you sell you still lose a shitload of money but everyone else loses way more so the solution is everyone just holds.
>>534957740commodities and shorts
>>534957440That's a shame
>>534957440Not my problem, but nothing ever happens.
>>534957440Good thing i already dont have any money
>>534957440Bailout incoming for jewish CEOs
>>534957440He should go on breaking pointsHe and Saargar can talk about how everything is two weeks away from ending while Krystal cries about brown people
He's referring to inflation spiking causing a bond sell off and fed rate rise which hasn't been priced into the market. Tech has been borrowing huge amounts of money and rising rates, combined with rising energy costs, will have significant impact on AI margins resulting in a repricing of equity.
>>534957734
>>534957555Muslim Bale
>>534957440Is he doing a bloody Angus Mczongo impression? Does he mean this literally? Wtf is he even talking about? Look at that picture of him though, what’s the point of even wearing a suit if that’s how you wear it? Look at his collar, absolute shit show. The original Carrot top wore a suit better in that movie Chairman of the Board. Instead of looking well assembled which a suit is supposed to, he looks like the wall street version of a libtard. What message does that send to potential clients and investors? Hey I look like a divorced dad who stayed up too late drinking and doing Coke last night, he lures ya in with the no tie disgraceful collar look, poorly tailored suit too and not just the top button undone, this cold turd thought he was such hot shit he unbuttoned 3 buttons down, he’s certainly no Pete Hegseth, and then he hooks ya with the doom and gloom forecasts. Not only all of that he thought he looked good enough to let someone take his photo that day. Hilarious, sad excuse for a man. Certainly don’t look the part of ol reliable
>>5349574402 moar weeks!
>>534957440Based, I sold this morning anyways, for unrelated reasons.
>>534957440>making huge shortselling to stocks and yelling crashEveryone trying to manipulate market.
>>534957740Option puts. But don’t do it. Everyone is expecting a crash so it’s not coming. Crashes almost always happen when most people least expect it
>>534957440All in. Go long. Lets gamestop this mf
>>534957734or perhaps caused it.
>>534957440>man who predicted the least 900 crashes and got 2 right has another opinion on the next crash!
>>534957440The market will last for as long as the hopium supply holds out.but when the crash happens it will be fucking incredible.
>>534957440>minutes away20,160 minutes to be precise
>>534957440This one hit wonder has been wrong everyday since
>>534957440Remember when this nigger said "SELL" and then the whole market went on a 3 year long bull run. Fuck Burry hes a nigger selling fear.
>>534958053>AI marginsLOL LMAO
>>534957555a blue button pusher
>>534957562That's a common strategy in the grifting community. They keep repeating the same prediction over and over again, sometimes even for years and then when it actual does happen they claim credit, and ignore the 99 other times they were wrong
>>534957440>BLADDY BASTAD!!!1!!1!!
>>534959374I am still waiting for the martial law Alex Jones predicted in 2007, and every year since then.
>>534957734kek
>>534957440inflation so bad, 2 weeks are now only worth "minutes"
>>534957440I mean he’s not wrong tho… Wall Street has been fueled by Gayi since 2023 and the real economy is only getting worse for most Americans. People are actually starting to notice prices and are actively saying fuck this and not buying… Wall Street has been absolutely retarded on the Iran war with stocks going up to insane levels while the real world economy is collapsing. Wall Street has been coping on companies guidance from Q1 that reported last month and it’s gotten out of control.There’s like 5 companies that are making up 40% of all the gains on Wall Street and this only ever happens before a massive bubble bursting throughout history.
2 more minutes on the doomsday clock (60+ years)
>>534957440I won't trust anyone called Big Short
its fine Ryan Cohen will save us with half stock half cash
>>534959743Ofcourse crash will come eventually....but if you are out from market you miss dividents and same time your cash value at bank shrinking because inflation....so best what you can do is try hanging on defensive stocks when market is near it peak and ready to crash. That is just my personal opinion.
>>534957440It's due for a crash in 2 years. The AI bubble will pop but it hasn't peaked just yet. In fact, investors are not likely to let it pop until they have enough data centers for mass surveillance.
>>534957799lmao
>>534957555Checked and blue button down
>>5349574402 MORE MINUTES
>>534960091That’s the prudent thing to do but if the US really takes a nosedive there will be lots of good entry points. Really the only defensive stocks I would own right now would be like Walmart or Costco.
>>534960553COVID-19 Pandemic Impact (2020)Initial Shock: Similar to the broader market, Walmart stock dipped in March 2020, with a notable ~9% decline in a single day on March 12, 2020, as part of the initial pandemic market panic.Subsequent Recovery: As consumers shifted to panic-buying and stocking up on essentials, Walmart’s business model proved advantageous. The stock rebounded quickly, separating itself from retailers that were forced to close.Performance Driver: Despite high costs related to cleaning, staffing, and managing online logistics, increased consumer demand for essential goods drove revenue, leading to a strong recovery in share price, say researchers in this ResearchGate publication.Long-Term Trend Post-COVID (As of 2026)Walmart has experienced significant long-term growth following the pandemic, with one analysis indicating the stock rose roughly 230% over the roughly five years leading to March 2026.As of May 2026, WMT is trading strongly, often appearing near the top of its 52-week range (roughly $91–$135) and maintaining a market cap over $1 trillion.
>>534957440>Faggot says
>>534957440Isnt this nigga in the SHORTING stocks business???
>>534958053The problem with this guy is he doesn't realize everything is fake and gay.
>>534960743I know it’s around it’s high like everything else but in a recession people still have to buy essentials and just an economic recession without a plandemic scaring people Walmart will still thrive. McDonald’s used to be the ultra safe consumer staple but people are already starting to think of McDonald’s as over priced garbage and don’t think McDonald’s will fare as well through a big recession like it has in the past. Also the other two positives Walmart has is a small dividend, but the other great thing Walmart does is they stock split regularly since Sam Walton always wanted his stock to be affordable for the people who,work there to be able to purchases Walmart shares.
>everything at record highs>even with gas pricesmarket is an unhinged nigger and a correction will be staved off with all the talmudic socery in the book
>>534957440Buy signal
>trying to predict jewish manipulationi appreciate him but he should know better
i don't own any stocksI hope it hits rock bottom.
>>534957440There are no financial crash in a socialist economy.
>>534957440this dude says the economy is crashing imminently every month for the last decade plus. eventually he'll be right and everyone will suck his dick over it and forget all the times he was wrong. that's why he does it.
>>534957440its over
>>534957555Just that - a retard. A retard that was right once and now everyone thinks he's Nostradamus
>>534957440I don't own any stocks, so not my problem. Maybe all the gambling niggers can pull themselves out of bankruptcy after their pretend money goes bye bye.
>>534957555To put into /pol/ terms, he is the faggot that spams new "happening" threads everyday based on vibes. One time his spam "happening" actually coincided with a real happening, and jews in Hollywood included him in a movie, portraying him as some kind of economic prophet since.
Four out of five economists didn't predict the last crash. The one who did had been predicting it for eight years straight.
Sisrly guiz
>>534957740buy high, sell low
OI MATE IS ROIGHT BLOODY IT IS
>>534957440He's predicted 17 of the last two stock crashes.
>>534957440Michael Burry was calling the crash when the SP500 was at 4200
>>534957734Literally the only thing he did was figure out how to short the most obvious bubble ever, up to that point at least.
>>534957440bitcoin is going up, right? bigly?
>>534965612It wasn't obvious until hindsight made it so. If it had been obvious it wouldn't have happened.
>>534957440the broken clock might be right this time
>>534957440this guy has been wrong way more than he's been right. Also his face sucks.
>>534957440is that Lil Biggie Shortz?this lil nigga been on my mind
>>534957440This Chicken Little retard has been predicting a crash every day since 2007 and he was right once.Eventually he will be right again but he's still a broken clock.
>>534959743I think it's still true that consumer spending makes up 70% of our economy. If that's the case, I think the markets will crash within 30 days.The cost of living is absurd right now and seems to only get worse as each week passes. I'd like to ask my boss for a raise (construction products) but our upcoming projects are all stalling or canceling outright. Rough days ahead for sure.
>>534965938black culture is violent and pathetic and gay
HOLY HECK THIS IS IT GUYSANY MINUTE NOW
>>534959237barry is just hoping he can outlast the irrational market. that is a very easy way to lose money
>>534957440I'll believe it when I see it.
You can't ascribe logic to technocrats. Spend even 2 months in silicon valley and you'll understand these people bare rich psychopaths being puppeted by cia/mossad.
>>534957734Ashton Kutcher.
>>534957740VIX. but by the way, the covid crash for the s and p was 33 calendar days, the last major down turn was 33 business days. its all so fake and gay once you study it.
>>534957734kek/rekt
sold 2/3rds of my REA stocks today. made a cool penny.hope he's right,I want to buy that dip
>>534957440>burry>berryclose enough.
>>534957740SOXS. t. SOXL enjoyer already exiting.
>>534959140Most people, like yourself, are in crash denial. "Not this market, only a fool thinks it can crash!" You're coping and don't even realize it.
>>534957799At least he admits it. He’s been wrong too many times now to really be taken seriously.
>>534959681>2 weeks are now only worth "minutes"Shrinkflation
>>534957440>big shart investor
>>534957440HOLY FUCK IT'S ANOTHER NOTHINGBURGER
>>534957562I believe him. Buffet isn't hoarding 300 billion in cash for no reason.
>It's happening!Source: Some Jeet on twitter.
