They are literally responding to emojis in ads.https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2026/05/06/brands-lean-into-millennial-or-gen-z-marketing-trend/89959568007/
>>534959123DUH THANK APPLE FOR THAT.AT LEAST MY GEN ( BORN IN THE MID 1990S) GOT TO GO OUTSIDE PLAY VIDEOGAMES ETCGEN Z JUST SAT ON THE IPAD SADLY
>>534959123Gen X: We haven't had time to watch a movie since 2009, we have to cover extra shifts because the Millennials and Gen Z co-workers are calling out to play videogames, and we can't hire anyone to replace these fuckers.
>>534959650>Gen Xnobody cares
>>534959650>performative nonsense about muh heckin generationDidn't you retards raise zoomers? Heh
>>534959650>Pic related
>>534959650>covering extra shiftsYeah I covered my wife’s sleep shift when she had an early doctor appt this morning at 9.Now we’re sitting drinking coffee at a cafe outside and laughing at rush hour traffic backing up.-retired Gen X
Four movies a week? What the fuck? How? How is anyone watching four movies a week? There aren't four movies worth watching that get released over four years, let alone a single week.
>>534959650was america always like that?>covering extra shiftswtf does this mean
>>534962020I watch older movies all the time from before COVID and wokeness ruined the industry you’d be surprised how many good indie/foreign flicks there are you’ve never seen and are really good.
>>534962311I'll be honest, I hadn't even considered that movie theatres could have screenings for older films. Fair point, anon.
>>534959650nono bud
who am I going to watch a movie with lmao, are they stupid?
>>534960203whatever
>>534959123If you think about it, the addition of emojis is slowly turning the english language into a logogramic hybrid. Logograms, meaning specialized characters that each represent a specific meaning/meanings rather than a sound. Think egyptian hieroglyphics, chink characters and japanese kanji, mayan glyphs, etc
Lmao what the fuck?
>>534959650ok boomer
>>534959650Good. You deserve to be ridden to death like a goyim. You better tell me you cast your eyes downward when one of your betters walks by, or I'll call your boss and report you for antisemitism.
>>534959650Shut up faggot. Us early 90s kids are most based people to ever exist
So basically I need to huff a bunch of computer duster and I can market to zoomers?
Gen z are in their 30s ,nobody finds 30 year olds baby talking cute, funny or engaging
>>534959123nobody actually pays attention to ads, theyre doing less work and their boomer lords think its fashionable and clap, cool
>>534959123Why would I pay for jewish goyslop propaganda filled with western values?I'll just torrent anime, it's much better and has superior cultural values behind it.
>>534962311Man I miss the days of Arclight in LA. You could just go and chill and watch a random indie film without being scared of some Zoomer breaking in the fire entrance to take a pic of the “one guy sitting by himself.”
>>534959650Enjoy your jeets.
>>534959123What do they charge for this service?
>>534959650Gen x: dead in a bathroom with a heroin needle sticking out of their ballsack
The entire economy is fake. The jobs are fake. The corporations are fake. The debt is fake.>hurr durr muh jobsNigger there are literally planes falling out of the sky on a bi-weekly basis while jet fuel reserves are running dry and the FAA is closing investigations because they literally don't have enough money manpower to work on them.The fucking economy is collapsing around you and planes are literally falling out of the sky and you're still engaging in pitiful generation squabbling.
>>534959123Pic related is happening and they are completely unaware of it.
>>534959650Good. Fuck wage slavery
>>534959123>>534962745>the state of brainrot of gen zkek
>>534959650retard
>>534962745if this unironically works as an advertising strat then its genuinely over for the west
>>534963903What about>Kerugussy
>>534963976Kek
>>534962020I have this service and for some reason I had to piss when watching Anaconda last year, rather than go back to the theater I left and came back another day and this happened 3 times.
>>534959123Why is Gen Z so retarded? I know, Jewish social engineering, but why didn't their parents try raising them better? Were they all just watching screens as well?
>>534959123Millennials don't have jobs. That's Gen X lingo.
There aren't 4 good movies made in a whole year.
>>534964131They were raised by iPads and the covid lockdowns prevented them from getting their driver’s licenses and dating and going to prom and their first kiss and forming friendships and so on. We’re a decade away from realizing we created a generation of emotionally stunted psychopaths.
>>534964131They're very brown. The whites that were forced to go to public school with them had to dumb down their communication skills to get through it.
>>534959123Bro I literally got called crashing out one time because I typed two sentences in a reply. Gen Z doesn't read. The left side will get ignored every time.If it was a real meme it would be Boomers: The Entire Terms and ConditionsGen X: A clever little story about how AMC A-List changed their lifethen Gen Alpha: would be a video that can go into the second ipad on the desk saying FREE MOVIE GOOD over and over. I don't even think they can mentally read a actual word without getting a headache.
>>534963976that drips
>>534963903>>534962745>writing bullshit pr texts no one reads is good because... just because it is
>>534962745This looks like a millennial trying to replicate gen z brainrot.
>>534959650whatever, who cares.
I am a Millennial who can't comprehend what the deal is. Parking hours instructions are easier to figure out.
>>534964131Gen X kept them in diapers until kindergarten. They didn't care about their kids.
