I am apparently "17% Jewish."WTF? I don't know of any Jews in my family tree, all devout Catholics. Is it over for me, bros? What can I do about this?
shalom akhi, we welcome you. marry a jewish lady and have your future father-in-law get you a nice comfy job at JPMorgan Chase
>>534963208you can start by finding a white and saying sorry
>>534963208You're Polish, what did you expect?!
>>534963208That implies you had a grandparent who was majority Jewish and probably never knew itIf they did know, it’s possible they may have tried moving to Israel, which would’ve prevented you from existing
>>534963208Pretty sure your country was once full of kikes and conversion to Catholicism is the only way to escape your fate.
>>534963208isn't 83% Polish bad enough?
>>534963208can you get me a bank job?
>>534963260Nah, marry a fishface.
>>534963208Show your grandfather. Yo grandma cheated lmao
>>534963279I am white, or at least I thought I was>>534963332kurwa>>534963349I am Catholic, though. lmao at "convert" FWIW I denounce the Talmud utterly
>>534963346Not necessarily, it's possible that each of his parents have some Jewish admixture without knowing and that similar (West Asian origin) personality traits drove them together. People underestimate just how often they mate assortatively.
>>534963208A lot of Europeans do, I wouldnt worry about it. Silver lining is that it gives you the added bloodright, as well as that given to us by Christ, to remove the synagogue of satan and reclaim the Holy Lands
>>534963451That’s also true
>>534963208Its over. Before you know it you'll be waking up in the middle of the night hungry for baby foreskins.
>>534963208Just make sure to test your future wife as well before reproducing. If she’s 100% Slavic your new genes will barely pass to your offspring.
>>534963208What else can you do but get your foreskin removed and wear a tiny hat.
>>534963450hitler said slavs arent white
>>534963208Catholics are just downstream of jews
>>534963208It's all bullshit anyways. I took the DNA test and it said I'm German and all sorts of European even though I've never ever even been to Europe nigga
>>534963208To oznacza że masz 1 żydowskiego dziadka/babke i niemożliwe że nic o tym nie wiedziałeś. Wykurwiaj z mojego kraju brudasie jebany
>>534963208i took a dna test to literally rule out i was jewish. i'm part nigger though
>>534963208>jewish flag>bro i took a jewish test and it says im a jew wtf!?
>>534963208the only thing you can do is call ur police on yourself and turn yourself in
>>534963332I also took a dna test and i had no jewish ancestry at all. (Altrough i got balkan ancestry despite having no family from there)OP kike knew he had jews in a family but pretends otherwise
Wtf is Jewish gene? That's like testing for a Christian gene. You mean Israeli?
>>534963208Nigger a guy send his pet lizzard dna to them. That shit is a scam. Its to collect data, classfie you and demorelize you. The jude needs desperetly to hide as its time is running out.
>>534963208most modern israelis are ethnic poles, what did you expect
>>534963208>I took a 23andMe test...Way to out yourself as a brainlet, jew boy
23andme might be lazy and just throw Khazak or similar tribal genes as Jewish.
>>534966119>23andme might be lazy and just throw Khazak or similar tribal genes as JewishNorthern turkic genetic groups in general. Oguz, khazarian, tatar, azeri, etc, are probably grouped together as "jewish".
>>534965836>Nigger a guy send his pet lizzard dna to them...and lizard had jewish DNA?I would say, nothing unexpected.
>>534966119I hope this is true. I will research this. Thanks bro>>534965560Why you so mad though?
>>534963208why do we have to have this exact fucking thread every single day sage
>>534963208I dont think these tests are accurate
>>534967992Literally my first and only thread about this. Maybe it happens a lot? It's pretty fucking traumatic, desu
>>534963208What do you look like
>giving your DNA to the jew
Shake any family tree hard enough and some Jews will fall out. Don't worry about it. It's less than 25%. Breed it out if you care so much.
>>534963208Drink bleach
>>5349632081% jew here, i know what you're going through. if you ever need to talk to a fellow jew, just DM me
>>534963208Those guys literally lived 10km next to wherever your ancestors lived. You really think your ancestors were that pious? Also some could've simply converted if they were bored of being jews even if that didn't happen often
>>534963208My 23&me said 2% nigger and 0% jew, so that’s that.
>>534963208>What can I do about this?go to temple on saturday and claim your jewgold
>>534973587Kek'sup hommie?
>>534963208I'm 20% jewish but I don't call myself a jew neither I see myself as one.
>>534969940I’m half Jewish by blood, I don’t talk about it to anyone and am a Christian. You are who you are and you can’t change that. I married a white girl and have 75% white kids. They’re uncircumcised and I won’t even mention that they’re Jewish.
>>53496320823andMe discontinued like a year ago. Fun fact, that also means they sold everyone's DNA data to who the fuck knows.
>>534963208Only Jew women can create new jews
>>534969940I was 1% jewish for a year and a half until they did an update and reclassified whatever those genes were.17% is a lot, but it is likely less than that. Give it 6 months until they do another update and I bet that number will go down.At any rate, you pass the Nuremberg law and if it was good enough for Hitler it's good enough for me. You don't claim that part of your heritage and I assume you were never exposed to jewish upbringing/culture. Had your upbringing been different, that 17% would be more questionable if not outright unacceptable.If it were me I would keep it to myself as a private shame and live as a good White man.
>>534963208Welcome to Citigroup.
>>534963208>I took a 23andMe test.>I am apparently "17% Jewish."The other 83% must be "retarded."
>>534963208my parents are jews but are evangelic. your religion is not your ethnicity my dear. many jews dont know who they are.
It's probably nothing to worry about, but come back if you notice any concerning symptoms
>>534976496This. It's the only way.
>>534963208>Is it over for me, bros? What can I do about this?Cut off your foreskin and get in the oven.
>>534963208Why did you pay for your DNA to be traded and sold for an eternity?
>>534963208they're out of business after handing over 8 million genomes to various governments so I'd say this is "fake news"but they were known for giving almost completely randomized results to fill in the gaps of "well I know im Irish Scottish on one side and German on the other"
>>534963208I recommend suicide for this problem
>>534963208>Converso Reverso>Now I'm a jew again>*Poof!*>Interest free loan plz
That company has admitted regularly adding random amounts of black and Jewish to "mess with racists". That's on top of the very dubious process of attributing those genetic classifications. Anyway you shouldn't have given them your DNA.
>>534963208If you look caucasian and don't follow the Jewish religion then youre caucasian bro.
>>534963208Don't feel too bad. I found out that I was 50% Jewish and 50% Pakistani through a geneaology test. What lead up to me taking the test? I had a wild and crazy desire to open up the first bank and gas station in the same building.
>>534963977proof?
>>534963208Don't believe it until you apply for jewish citizenship and take their dna test. Kikes are probably making more people think they're jews so that they can' have more support in the upcoming hall of cost.
>>534963208>23 jews and meyou're a fucking idiot, but...maybe try a different service or stop giving a shit
>>534963208>poolak>"I have Jewish blood!?!"Mfw
>>534963208It's literally over for you. I'm sorry you learned it this way. It is what it is.Try to not think of it very much and go to a church and repent for your sins.
Sneaked right in! lolOne of your ancestors probubly had a Jewish neighbour... no DNA tests back then so everyone whored around probubly. lol
>>534965610Lmao! What would have happened if you were part Jewish?Just curious, Tyrone Biggums. lol
>>534963208Arbeit macht frei
>>534963208at least u didnt turn out to be an eskimo like dis nigga dun and did.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrHu3zBKQKo
>>534963208so youre a christcuck, you voluntarily gave your dna to jews, creating a convenient database of all your past, present, and future family members, and then they told you you were jewish, and you believed them?yeah i believe it. also youre polish, straight up jewish prima noctis territory. wasnt warsaw something like 75% jewish at the outset of ww2? you guys are famously like the most christcucked christcucked country, the model for all others, its why youre being repaid last. the most useful idiots got to live a few year extra years without jeets, and you guys.. where do you even begin?
>>534963381ngl I'd face fuck that fish.
>>534963208>be me>want to try 23andme>send in horse spit>comes back as >25% white>25% asian>25% paki>15% native american>10% gay nigger from outer space>mfw its all a scam
>>534963208I’m 1% jewish but fortunately 0% nigger. Even 0.001% nig blood would have made me extremely depressed
>>534965786> Wtf is Jewish gene? Ashkenazi people really do have unique genetic markers that differentiate themselves from normal people.I am not even joking, their Y-DNA haplogroup distribution is fucking weird, and most likely caused by thousands of years of inbreeding.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2730349/
