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>what vienna is really like
a 1140 survival guide
meet with a homie in 1140, keep in mind this is not 1010 and this is not the schönbrunn 1140 area, this is 1140 social housing
>broo i got a cbd joint, its not thc but STILL good in broken german
(i swear to god 90% in this district are like that)
>how was your day
(hes too high so i dont wanna use more than two words, dont wanna use more than two words to explain my day)
>headache man
>its ok man
(have him stop asking)
>i got some pregabalin,you want some? makes your headache go, AND MAKES YOU INTO ANOTHER WORLD (this is valid use of grammar here), 5 second pause between the two sentences because hes so high he needs to think
(im good, ill consider it, thank you bro, probably no)
(share a kebab with him, i buy it, one of my daily sacrifices for survival
"brother my friend said youre a good guy, talked to him about you, you didnt give 10 bucks when i asked you but you gave me a kebab, and you gave me a kebab again, thank you brother"

i sit down with him eat a kebab
(he pours sauce over my kebab as i am eating without me asking, probably a sign of friendship) i say thank you not because i desired sauce but because thats a martial artist, fit, "able bodied", i got martial arts experience too, but i dont wanna test it, so i say "thank you", ingratitude is not seen as a good thing in his culture
manners are a bit different here. so are friendships
>hang out with the homies
>one slovak, one brazilian muslim, one portuguese muslim
>he points at the cola
>says khokha khola
>khokhaina bra?
>all of them drug using martial arts blackbelts
>all the homies have a physical build muscular wise of an eldenring boss and reflexes like them
they all laugh"
probably because they like this ghetto pronunciation of cocaine
>visit a friend whos an asperger autist guy
>is strictly christian
>smokes weed
>when i met him it went like this
>guy looks innocent, friendly face
>yeah bro i know 30 ways to end you in this room i trained mma"
>>
Medikamente, jetzt
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>>534968686
>knew you had it in you
>one harlekin recognizes the other he says
actually very peaceful guy, just dont piss him off
>go out at 3 am in the morning to ask for a cigarette
>a turk with his wife in her scarf appears
>ask for a cig
>he says "hoid da goschn"
meaning "shut up"
i say "thanks asshole"
>he goes into a real shitty fighting stance so i go into a muay thai stance
>what did you just say?
he says to me
>i raise my hand get into a kick position
>his wife holding him by the arm so he doesnt do it and doesnt approach me.
>he says "im just kidding"
walks away with his wife
>>534968780
pappn wappler, ist doch so, mein post ist die wahrheit.
>>
>>534968686
what the fuck kind of niggers do you associate with
>>
>>534968780
Erster Beitrag bester Beitrag.
Was zum fick läuft falsch bei dir Kollege?
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>>534968871
>go out, ask a black 2m tall guy for a cigarette
>he tries to pimphand me
>i hold my hands up as if we were sparring, palms facing him, testing out his fighting capabilities
>he switches to give me a kick, i parry with my hands
>i take a step back
>he goes into a "run at me" and wrestle me down stance
>i run away because even though i know some martial arts i dont have a grappling black belt and he is far out of my weightclass
>>534968957
warst wohl nie lange im 1140 oder tu vollwappler? kennst dich 0 aus, wahrscheinlich döblinger oder 1010er

SO SIND DIE LEUTE HALT HIER
ist ja nicht meine entscheidung in diesem versifften bezirk zu leben

continuing the africans story
>his friend holds him back so he doesnt run after me
>he yells at me
"DONT LOOK AT ME"
"I just walk home"
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>>534968956
Nothing. It's made up bullshit from flanderized internet memes.
Vienna is kind of a dump but that's every capital but to stumble into the above situations you need to either be looking for them, failed trade school or hallucinating.
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>>534969158
bro almost everyone in 1140 gemeindebaus is on some sort of substance
you cant avoid people who are high here, theyre everywhere
i lived in 1010, life was nice
then moved to 1140
i can even take a picture with timestamp of a street name here
anyhow
survival rule of living in 1010 then moving toi 1140

youre gonna have to change your language
if someone offers you drug theyre likely a violent highly charismatic scammer, even if you dont have a problem with drugs otherwise you should say no because odds are theyll rob you blind
especially if they use a slang like "HOHAINA" instead of cocaine
odds are also they are so high their linguistic processors dont register "i dont want drugs"
keep it short say "naaaah" in a chill tone, or just make a hand gesture until their high laziness overrides their urge to offer you drugs.
and always be careful and prepared to run because they could even get violent just because you refused their happy pill
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changes that occur when you move from 1010 to 1140.

you dont talk in "hochdeutsch" (high german) or formal german anymore you have to literally dumb yourself down

"ich habs verstanden bruder"
if their response is "what?"
you dumb it down and say "Ich check bro"
oxr "checke bro checke"
no "ich checkE" but "ich check" because otherwise theyll see you as a professor and they dont like those
too much grammar
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>>534969550
mathematics and pharmaceutical science in 1140

they dont count the pills in miligrams, miligrams is a long word, they say "i just took 3 pregabalin" miligrams is a no go

if you like to get a bit drunk, or faded, i aint gonna judge you but if they offer you anything here its best to say no because even though while they have the physical resilience to be walking because some here are just physical freaks i recommend you to say no because unlike what he described "imacht kopfschmerzen weg vallah"
"und macht disch in ein andere welt"
the 3 pills he took would send you to narnia

aside from asking
"where did you get medicine reserved and exclusive for rare diseases from mate"

average day in vienna
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>>534969724
>visit a fourth circle of friends here"
>one slightly chubby but tall polack with his dangerous ex military friend who doesnt look like hes ex military but i know hes dangerous

any how

"BRUDER GIB MAL NOCH VON DIESEM ABILIFY WILL NOCH NE LINE ZIEHEN
BRO... abilify is nicht drogenmissbrauch, das nach dem du suchst, es ist ANTI MISSBRAUCH bruder"
>bruder gib noch"

thats the first time i saw someone snorting a psychiatric drug for fun because it would knock them out, but it doesnt get you faded.
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>>534969864
kinda funny here i will admit
>do to kurdish kebab store
>i am a regular there, and theres a kebab store at every corner, cheap food, i can afford it
>they ask: you shaved your beard?? nice man
>you kind of look shaved like my yarak (turkish word for dick) now.
i cracked up together with the store owner
said "one kebab please"
"with some pitscha (meaning pussy in croatian)"

one kebab with pussy please, this will crack some immigrants up here

welcome to 1140 gastronomy. mostly nice people here, some of them you better steer clear of.
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>>534970420
vienna, some people here are poor though
youll see people walking around taking bottles out of dumpsters to exchange them for money
then picking up cigarette stubs from the ground to smoke them because they cannot afford cigarettes
you cannot deny this one even if you deny the omnipresent permanent high of many of the people here
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>>534969158
Still beautiful though, compared to german cities. The centre is well preserved. I've fond memories of me wandering round the ring at night. Austro-Hungary best empire too sad they had so many jewish intellectuals and degenerates
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>>534971327
im telling you all the truth of what people are like here and you dont believe me

unless youre rich that is.

oh boy westbahnhof during the wrong times of the day is
A) dangerous
B) filled with drug addicts or homeless and drug addicted people
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>>534971487
before you say anything,
before i reply to anything else
you can try to invalidate me all you want
but
thats okay.
"everyone learns the hard way"
and odds are so will you
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>>534968686
was hastn genommen kollege
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>>534971737
bin seit einer woche nüchtern
davor? alles, weiß nicht... cola, shrooms, keta, das wird dir hier hinterhergeworfen.

yeah i have a substance problem aswell but its not as easy to overcome it as going to rehab because theyll smuggle it in here too and most people will ask you "Hey man, you want something, ich bau dich ein"
or
"ich werd dich EIN-LINEN auf eine line keta"



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