news:BBC unmasks key people smuggler in network behind most small boat crossings>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp3pl5093wpowow good job BBC
Britpols full of jeet. Deport hindu rape rat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E58qLXBfLrsgraveyard shifters in?
discord paedo tranny OP thread all fields
Women be like omg.amgler rainer is a stupid drunk whore that sucked paki cocks as a child like me omgg I must vote for her
>>534974950aye ladgot me womfy slippers on
He's too powerful....https://streamable.com/
>>534976291>https://streamable.com/lad . . .
>>534976443https://streamable.com/q2i0xkSorry
>>534976600cor
>>534976291
>>534976600>bedford back again <3
Jim Bowen bendy Bully up me arse
Not letting me brit/pol/ die simple as
Honestly J*sh needs his teeth kicking in and so does OP. They're both paedophiles, for real. Reminder J*sh spent 3 months posting CP from his paedophile proxy, and OP joined his paedo ring discord because he thought it would earn him a friend. J*sh diddles kids and has CP on his computer. So does OP. Reminder j*sh got caught posting CP on 4chan, in /uhg/ and on discord. OP is one of his paedophile aquaintances
>>534976600Shekels?
>>534977857I come back here every few weeks when I am baked as fuck and I always see a josh post what the fuck has this place become
>>534978671Diamonds
PMQs later on might be a laugh.
Bump. About to write the King personally so you can shitpost freely again.
Do y'all need to be liberated militarily to shitpost again? I will send every last Marine.
>>534980684Fucking muttoids never won a war since the civil. You'd invade, get stuck on the M25, blow up the eden project then declare mission accomplished as you hand the country over to the Taliban
>>534981038Glad to see you can actually post
>>534981038Kys jeet
new bowdenhttps://youtu.be/C6frNCJX04E
>>534974347Anyone here ever been in the military? Thinking of joining since my life is fucked anyway, but I don't even know if they'll accept me since I'm an autist. Any tips lads?
Thank you https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-to-contribute-drones-jets-and-warship-to-multinational-mission-to-secure-the-strait-of-hormuzIsrael must be defended
Half asleep watching this let's play with eyes closed thought they were sending me secret messages
Thought I had something else do say but its gone now
>>534982578You misspelled "defeated".
>>534977857wigger starmer poster is an authentically good lad, I have him on discord and he never swears or says toxic stuff
>>534981038>eden projectdoes that still exist?
For me its Scaffolder Starmer
>>534982578They want to open the straight. Iran wants 10-20% >>534982048of all the ships going through. Starmer would join if it could make fuel prices for affordable here. But I don't he would join In other operations against Iran if it didn't bennefit us.
>>534984046Ignore that random reply I the middle not sure what happened there
>>534984043How do you tattoo an armpit?
>>534984455using advanced artificial intelligence technology
>>534977857>t. polish toilet dwelling poo eaterlmao
>>534985235
wigger starmered by suffocation
>>534986050With a side of memes?
>>534986175>main course
>>534985395KEK
zigger starmer (banned on /k/)
>>534986050>>534986175Well?
>>534986796
started from the bottom now we here
>>534987814Mom I made it
>>534987728literally this week
I don't want to go to work
>>534988105Fierce competition
>>534988307Not any more
We're living in a negrocracy, every day we go outside and gamble whether we will have to defend ourselves against some rampaging semi-evolved simians that have been implanted onto our streets by our leaders.Of course even if you do succesfully defend yourself there's a strong chance you will be arrested and thrown in prison for several years if you get a bad (brown) jury/magistrate/CPS lawyer
>>534988926Always Rememba: The Epsteinocracy imported the Negrocracy as part of their Rothschild Tikkun-Olam plan for Anaracho-Tyranny
>>534988926have you tried not being racist? you might be happier that way
>>534979052Is there pmqs today? Don't they have different protocols for the king's speech? They debate after the new and old members speeches iirc?
>>534984046Instead of opening north sea oil fields we are going to be green and sail a flotilla round the cape to fire weapons and risk our boys lives to import oil from other nations that we have to pay for.Got to love Milliband. He's a real intellect.
How on earth is this government defensible, if it decides that the voters do not matter?It is gullible to suggest we should pay the TV license if we watch Netflix or the whole of YouTube.Let's also light a candle for Ireland, where you have to pay a license fee just for having a TV set in your home.
And what next? I need a TV license to view PornHub?
speaking of racismme social worker is an iranian lass hahanot met her yetwonder if she'll come veiled
>>534989176Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. All you useless dirty, fucking leftist anti-white faggots had to do was not vote for the Greens to end the unlimited immigration, jeetification of Britain and the Paki grooming gangs. But you cunts couldn't fucking help yourselves, could you? You just had to vote for the fucking Greens and their snaggle-toothed kike pedo leader.Do you English faggots enjoy having grooming gangs inflicted on innocent people? Do you actually enjoy having Muslims living among you? You leftist shitskin loving filth?
>>534984084kek
https://youtu.be/3xNZN2NyFbcthis will most likely be best quality, AP streams are always pretty good
if the cybertruck wasn't retarded
Seriously though, 223 million Nigerians? 1.4 billion Indians? 112 million Congolese?Is there a single reason why the planet shouldn't be reduced to a global population of 500 million Nordic Whites? The planet cannot sustain these levels of biomass.
>>534974882Agreed along with their muz paki cousins
>>534990018It was a good idea.
>>534980684It was 3am when you was posting this lad
>>534988998>have you tried not being racist?Being Racist is the bench mark of a sentient human being, if you're not, you're not.Its that simple
>>534990175this makes no sense from either a biological, neurological or psychological or even sociological point of view because cooperation as a behavioural trait is downstream of a highly developed frontal lobe. and the more you can cooperate with someone regardless of differences, the more developed your frontal lobe is. and the frontal lobe is the part of the brain that gives you your "sentience" in the first place. so you're actually completely wrong by my estimation and the scientific literature backs me up completelyracism is whats known as a cognitive shortcut. it allows low cognitive fidelity individuals or groups to essentially bypass any attempts to cooperate because cooperation and having to work out the logistics of the practical application of cooperative social policy requires high cognitive fidelity and functionso on multiple fronts, you're literally more likely to be low IQ if you're racistthat being said, you can recognise a difference in national, ethnic or racial interests and base your refusal to cooperate on those observations. but thats not racism. its pragmatism. and I will concede that often the two are conflated so to disarm us from making pragmatic decisions in accordance with our interests, at the expense of the interests of other peoplesso, fundamentally, all you're saying is>I judge anyone who's brown as being exactly the same and refuse to cooperate because my brain can't handle nuance or high fidelity thinking because my frontal lobe hasn't developed to that capacity yet (and likely never will)I accept your concession>inb4 didn't read>inb4 copedoesn't matter what you say, you just got bodiedhave a nice day
Not going anywhere
Is the Starmer heresy actually happening?
>>534990598I did readYou are still an evil leftist corruptor of the natural right of a people to exist as a people.Your foul ideology is the epitome of sin itself.You are not sentient, you are a puppet of a dark force in what's left of your soul.You will die in that darkness unless you repent.Read the attachment I posted and try to deny any of it.You can't, you are below non White tier in your response as at least they have an excuse.
>>534990950If only it was that epic.
>>534990976>emotionalism>accusation>no reference to any sort of psychological literature or study-based conclusionI accept your concession, again
>>534991003>refuses to address any points in my post>claims a victory like a childIf you are a jew, you respond typically I'll say that.
Wes Streeting shaking in his gay little boots at the prospect of meeting the Don, Sir Keir Starmer. I bet my 5.5 inch cock that he publicly announces his support for Starmer after the meeting.
>>534991306burnham is the one
>>534991382But you still turn me onStarmer's still in control agaij
Corr, nice one Kier
>>534982425I was in the cadets, if that helps. Although I was declared NFI (no fucking interest)
>>534991446Useless girlboss put in control because some other useless wog likes to wank off to her.Its all so tiresome
>>534991306It was Starmer who refused to meet him yesterday.
Gayface streeting will be worse than starmer,ark my words
>>534991567She will be under David Lammy
>>534990598This shit you found on ChatGPT all assumes the other party has the same goodwill and willingness to engage with you to overcome the differences and come to some sort of compromise. That world doesn’t exist outside of lefty agitprop and social media fantasies. One side bends over in the name of tolerance and amicability, the other takes and appropriates indiscriminately. People correlate racism with taking people to task for their actions who all happen to be of the same race. That isn’t racism, mate. It’s living in a functioning society.
>>534991680kekObviously
Can't believe Pakidemic Agent would do this>They're calling it Operation Magic Carpet.
>>534991717>This shit you found on ChatGPT all assumes the other party has the same goodwill and willingness to engage with you to overcome the differences and come to some sort of compromisewrong, I covered that here>that being said, you can recognise a difference in national, ethnic or racial interests and base your refusal to cooperate on those observations. but thats not racism. its pragmatism. and I will concede that often the two are conflated so to disarm us from making pragmatic decisions in accordance with our interests, at the expense of the interests of other peoples
josh being a kike again.in other news, water is wet.
Im failing to understand the legitimacy of taxation.What does my group get out of this deal?
>>534991852whoopsfucked the greentext up
>Health Secretary Wes Streeting leaves Downing Street less than 20 minutes after arriving for a crunch meeting with Keir StarmerHas Weedy Wes been given the boot?
>>534991446Scrapping the bottom of the barrel
>streeting arrives
>>534992138Starmer crunched his sphincter and sent him packing
>Wes Streeting was in Downing Street for just 19 minutes.ohnonononono streetingsisters
>streeting leaves 16 minutes later
HMS spasticas status?
>>534992138>”Prime Minister you have to loo-“>”I’m not leaving” >”But Keir, the party can’t sur-“>”Not happening” >”Think of the cou-“>”I’m just not doing it. Sorry!”
>>534974950
>The Cyber Security and Resilience (Network and Information Systems) Bill will reform and add to the existing Network and Information Systems (NIS) Regulations 2018, to increase UK defences against cyber-attacks, better protecting the services the public rely on to go about their normal lives – to switch on lights, turn on the tap to safe water, and know the NHS is there to support them. The Bill will deliver a fundamental step change in the UK’s national security – making essential and digital services more secure in the face of cyber criminals and state actors who want to disrupt our way of life. The reforms will ensure the UK economy is better protected than ever, making the UK a safer and more attractive place for business.kek
>>534992183just the average time it takes to drink a cup of tea as long as the water wasn't boiled
>>534990018>500 million Nordic Whites>>534990105Implying jews have that in mind
>>534991446Weird bottom lipWNB
>>534992224
>>534992335>just the average time it takes to drink a cup of tea as long as the water wasn't boiledFaggot.
>>534992335>Streeting: PM this tea is tepid>Starmer: The tea is fine, now let's get to it>Streeting: hmm>Starmer: finish that drink, I haven't got all day
>>534991781Won't he get awarded/knighted for single-handedly making the UK more diverse? I can only imagine that he failed to get a boating license or something.
>Claire Bridger, a 64-year-old school nurse and mother of two who – until last summer – had no criminal convictions and was a much-loved member of her local community in the Norfolk village of Taverham.>That all changed last July, when Claire learned that her estranged husband, Keith, had euthanised the couple's two dachshunds, Violet and Dorothy – 'my girls', as she referred to them in court.>The revelation triggered an astonishing and terrifying reaction from Claire.>In the seconds after he broke the news to her, she lunged at Keith with a kitchen knife, stabbing him twice in the chest and abdomen and screaming: 'You've killed my dogs.'>While Keith, 63, survived the attack, the injuries his wife of 30 years had inflicted were life-threatening and he was left with a punctured lung.>Had Claire intended to kill him, driven to fury by the news of the fate of her beloved rescue dogs? Was it, as her defence barrister put it, 'the straw that broke the camel's back'?>For, as a source who knows the family told the Daily Mail this week: 'Claire adored the two dogs more than I can describe.'>That was the question facing a jury in January after Claire was charged with attempted murder. Following a week-long trial, she was acquitted after less than three hours of deliberation.>But having previously pleaded guilty to wounding with intent, yesterday she learned that she would return to HMP Peterborough, the prison where she has been on remand since her arrest last year, after she was sentenced to three years behind bars for the offence.
>>534992446the government is only angry that civilians are getting rich off their diversity grift
> tedious Tuesday Will he go Wednesday?Morning cunts
>>534992555its wednesday mate
>>534992450Can I stab my wife 3 times and get only 3 years?
in my best british accent, I like to say."OI, GUV! I FUCKIN' HATE KNICKERS!"
>>534992602>Snapchat You've not even been in the room with it
>>534992648No you incel chudThat'll be life with a minimum of 40 years
>>534992718But why? That's discrimination.
>>534991929It is your MORAL duty.
>>534992617Throw your hat in the ring Thursday?Thank fuck he’s fucked off friday?It’s all just trainspotting
>>534992741Just... *sigh*Go watch AdolescenceUnderstand it. Learn from it. Fucks sake.
>>534976600kek i saw him post this on xitter the other night lmao
>>534992900But I never stabbed anyone as an adolescent so clearly it doesn't apply to me.
>>534992179>>534992183
>>534992867>Miserable MondayKeir apologises for the previous week.>Tedious TuesdayHe refuses to take any responsibility and leave.>Wanker WednesdayPMQs.>???>Fuck-off FridayKeir finishes work early and refuses to answer any calls until apology time next Monday.
JUST
>>534992450>white woman>dogsis it not obvious..?
>The UK government is considering extending the television licence fee to households using subscription streaming services such as Netflix and Amazon Prime Video as part of discussions over the future funding of the BBC.
>>534993221tbf both netflix and amazon prime have a lot of bbc content on them
>>534993058Unbelievable he sent Streeting out for milk
>>534993221So fuck, still not paying or answering the door to paedotax collectors
>>534993306so does pornhub
>>534993119>Tuna fishAre there other tunas that aren't fish?
>>534993221hope you're paying your telly tax or they're gonna come for you>>534993413better not to speak of them
>>534991717>and the scientific literature backs me up completelyWhen it comes up with such terrible jewism you can pretty safely discard any form of good faith debate or indeed literal parrot level intellect.They just say something half understood because the man from the professions tells them so.If it isn't a jew it sure as fuck argues like one
>>534993306They pay the BBC for their content.
Is there a PMQ today or just Charlie in drag?
>Wes Streeting arrives in No. 10 Downing Street.>Morning ol' chap, what's for brekkies?>Wes Streeting leaves No.10 after 17 minutes.
>>534993455Quick enough to give Queir a wank maybe?That is his job secured for another year or so
>>534993076>he's naked in there
>>534993450There's a debate after old and new member speeches but not pmqs as such. Starmer will be getting ripped regardless.
>>534993431i don't watch tellyslop
>>534993560Worth watching - and to see Nigel gloat.(cunt)It should be quite bitchy.
Wes Streeting can't handle Keirs aura and had to run away like the little girl he is. He'll fall in line and back Starmer later on. I've gained massive respect for Starmer over his handling of traitors.
>>534993450https://parliamentlive.tv/Commons
Ted Rogers = Red Todgers
>Lindsay Hoyle, speaker of the Commons, getting robed up before the state opening of parliament today.
>>534993413
Kicks off at 10:30https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgO_cWg0m-k
>>534993725king arrives at 11:15
>>534993626You can never be sure if Nigel is even going to bother to turn up.
>Member of EU Parliament Dominic Tarczyński has been banned from entering the country to attend Tommy Robinson's rally this Saturday 16th Maythat'll be an international incident kek
>>534993754cameras will be rolling so i think he will be thereespecially amid the chaos
>>534993679Dusty bin
>>534993455I hate this skinwalker looking motherfucker
>>534992183He is walking like he has just been told off by the headmaster
Nobody has survived Jigstarm's games
>>534993772Don Keith got banned as well
>>534993772Ban him but not the terrorist leader of Syria?Aren't we supposed to be "forging closer ties" with the EU?
>>534993831doesnt look like a character at allhe will never be PMhe looks more suited as a leader of a balkan state
>>534993448no, I don't pay for content at allI get all my content for free
>>534993831looks like a gay rapistlike that lad everyone in school knew was gay but he'd deny it but he lowkey tried to finger his mates bums when they were asleep during sleepovers
>>534993883Probably has kier cum dribbling out of his wizards sleeve
I really think we should help Rupert Lowe somehow otherwise were gonna end up with Farage and I don't trust him at all
My dad likes Wes Streeting
>>534993976Interesting headline on this article about Great Yarmouth First.
>>534994020He's probably not your biological dad
>BREAKING NEWS; The Bodies ‘believed’ to be Three young girls have been found on Brighton Beach in Sussex; there are currently no further details at this timehttps://x.com/NormanBrennan/status/2054475710769561770https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2204916/brighton-beach-bodies-found-live
>>534994020Is he a bit... flamboyant?
I still think it's mad that Parliament basically writes the King's speech for him.What is even the point of him.
>>534994092>backed by Elon Muskaka he said some stuff about them then forget completely about their existence after his next ket binge
>>534994236I hope you're not speculating, lad.
>>534994276
am spackulating
>>534994236Please don't speculate that they might have been raped and murdered by immigrants, thank you.
>>534993976The Royal Family's pedo problemhttps://corbettreport.com/the-royal-familys-pedophile-problem/
>>534994264The """backing""" is literally this:>It has been endorsed by the US billionaire and owner of Tesla, Elon Musk, who previously supported Farage.>"It will win. It must win. To Save Britain," Musk posted on X - which he also owns - days after Restore was launched.
>>534994236Guardian says "3 women"
>>534994254dunnohe's a like anywaythey all are
>>534994236Surely there'd have been headlines about 3 young girls missing first?
>>534990976i made that amelia. i thought it had died
>>534994545community has broken down especially in that areai dont think anyone would notice and even if they did and reported it nobody would actually give a fuck
>>534994379If that was true it would surely be a long hot summer to remember. Might go rob a bank then get released a few months later to make way for he rioters.
>>534994427He's such a fag, never throws any money about
>>534994572Aren't they all poofs in Brighton? Maybe this was a lesbian crime?
>>534994379>They've been raped and murdered by wogs who were born and raised here, checkmate chud bet you feel foolish now
>>534994616yes its palpableif you go there as a normal person dressed properly you're an odd one out
>>534994545Apparently an eye witness saw 3 young girls
>>534993930except when you pay for mingepics
>>534994620Yep. Just watch.>British Nationals
>>534994657>falling for joshlarps
threads ded jim
>>534994647Probably just 3 dead seals or something.
>>534994762Still raped and murdered by immigrants tho....?
>>534994762>pakis raping our seals to deathffs
>>534994799do you blame them?
>Keir gave speech on Monday>didn't bolster his premiership>Lammy, send in the big boy>King Charles to speak on Wednesday morning
>>534994847grim
>>534994785>>534994799>>534994847
>>534994785Doubt it. It doesn't fit the pattern. It's usually multiple rapey BAMEs attacking one woman. Also they are too lazy to attempt disposing of bodies.
>>534994657This image, **1778664375831241m.jpg**, is a collage of screenshots primarily from an imageboard (likely 4chan) documenting a specific instance of online conflict and the subsequent social "defeat" of a user.### Core Narrative: The "Defeated Male"The central theme is captured by the large text overlay on the right: **"DEFEATED MALE LEAVES,"** accompanied by an illustration of a dejected lion walking away. This meme format is typically used to mock someone who has been socially cast out or humiliated within an online community after a failed attempt at dominance or posturing.### Key Elements in 1778664375831241m.jpg * **The Protagonist/Target:** A user posting under the flamboyant handle **"King Josh, crown regent of brintannia, sovereign commander of the knights of NEET."** His posts are highlighted in green. * **The Conflict:** The thread captures a "call-out" regarding Josh's behavior. Other users accuse him of "simping" (paying for adult content/attention) and being a "hypocrite". One user claims he "buys them like a faggot", while Josh attempts to defend his actions as "ripping" content rather than supporting creators. * **The Turning Point:** A central post shows "King Josh" officially "quitting" the board, stating he is "actually cba [can't be bothered] with this place anymore" and calling the other users "gimps and no marks". * **Community Reaction:** The surrounding screenshots show the community's aggressive dismissal. Comments range from "basically everything he says is a larp" to "you've been done and BTFO [Blown To F*** Out]".
>>534994968### Contextual SignificanceThe image functions as a "cringe" compilation. It highlights the performative nature of online identities—specifically the "high-conflict" and "larp" (Live Action Role Play) dynamics you’ve previously explored in a philosophical context. It showcases: * **Identity Diffusion:** The contrast between the grandiosity of the "King Josh" title and the reality of the interpersonal conflict. * **Social Ostracization:** The rapid, collective rejection of an individual once their perceived "mask" or persona is compromised by the group.The inclusion of a 2012 tweet at the bottom right by a "Ryan Crothers" suggesting "Josh Cummings" was always a "weirdo" adds a layer of "doxing" or real-world identification to the digital shaming.
New science on diversity in Roman Britain:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUItBKksK3U
It's showtime
Lets not forget this bullshit.(Time-stamped) https://youtu.be/1bw0gjFxu_w?t=951>We are officially entering “Global Water Bankruptcy”.The UN has announced that we will start running out of clean water (drinking, cooking, showering, dishes, laundry, etc.) in the next few years.Water won't always be free. When clean water becomes scarce, it will be privatized, priced, and controlled. You will pay for it. And those who can't pay won't survive.(Source:https://x.com/mhdksafa/status/2054325705081544860)
enjoy the ceremony lads
>>534994647>the bodies belonged to three girls>belongedWhat a strange was to phrase that
best qualityhttps://youtu.be/kgO_cWg0m-k
>>534995062Probably written by AI which in turn was trained on Jeetglish
>>534995039Data centres now have priority on water consumption.
>>534995039Can't we just import some more?
>>534995062The girls merely left their bodies there while the moved on to better things
https://xcancel.com/geertwilderspvv/status/2053846816471330875#m>Honestly won at the Fair in Rotterdam, now in the House of Representatives: #Mario & #Luigi Yes my three favourite fictional characters: Mario, Luigi, and a framed picture Israel having annexed Palestine and parts of Syria
>>534995054>King Charles in the Imperial carriageHe is unworthy of these symbols. None of them are worthy. All these artifacts should be locked away in a deep vault.
>>534995062I wonder if ownership of the bodies passes temporarily to the state after a murder then ownership is transferred back to the family... idk
>>534994968>>534994985>phoneposting
not fucking shifting
>watching street interviews from london in the 80s>99% of people are white britishWe lost so much.
So, place your bets1) raped & murdered, dumped in the sea2) went swimming, couldn't swim/were drunk, drowned3) the women are actually trannies (bio men), and committed suicide4) other - explain below
>>534995175Government tries to be 1984 but they're too incompetent. They tell us the country has always been diverse, but also needs to be more diverse somehow, but fail to eliminate historical footage showing reality.
>>534995282Surely they will have to purge all the census data. Probably have a big fire or something.
>>534995251Pissed-up students?
Wow! So many Santa Clauses in Parliament today
>>534995175Clearly AI
>>5349952514) Green-voters who went on a banana boat with "refugees", then got raped and murdered.
>>534995163>when his missus is on a girls night out and texting him to say she loves and misses him>proneposting
>>534995343and wogs
https://stateofsurveillance.org/news/france-ants-id-agency-breach-19-million-records-passport-identity-2026/Frenchgramps doxxed
>>534995446Not my info - Irish ID/passport card
whats to stop us ordering brown dildos in keir starmer’s name with the billing address as 10 downing street using a gift card for like a store click & collect then “leaking” it to the press?or better yet, nazi memorabilia or something
i wanna see someone stack it
probably (2), although sea is really rough, so either very pissed or mental
https://xcancel.com/GBNEWS/status/2054138545749586066#m>DWP increases benefits paid to husbands with 2 or more wives as polygamous marriages cash in>The Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) has increased the weekly allowance paid to additional spouses in recognised overseas polygamous marriages as part of this year’s benefits uprating.>From April 2026, each additional spouse in an eligible household now receives £125.25 per week, a 4.8 per cent rise from the previous £119.50 rate.>The uplift adds £5.75 a week, or roughly £299 a year, and mirrors wage growth, which is used to calculate annual Pension Credit increases.>To qualify, additional spouses must have reached state pension age and be claiming through Pension Credit or Housing Benefit.lol fucking joke>There is no formal limit on the number of additional spouses who may qualify, aside from the overall household benefits cap. While bigamy is illegal in the UK, polygamous marriages legally contracted overseas can still be recognised for certain welfare purposes.>For a union to be considered valid, all parties must have been domiciled in a country where polygamy is lawful and married in a jurisdiction that permits the practice.
thats lot of nonces in one room
>>534995672I wonder if an old man with a dozen Thai wives gets the same, or if that would be illegal because he's white.
>>534995672>While bigamy is illegal in the UK, polygamous marriages legally contracted overseas can still be recognised for certain welfare purposes.>For a union to be considered valid, all parties must have been domiciled in a country where polygamy is lawful and married in a jurisdiction that permits the practice.The absolute STATE
>>534995700Santa Claus isn't a nonce. Yes he sends children unsolicited presents, and yes he likes when children sit on his lap, but he isn't a nonce!
>MEEP MEEPHe tried to tell you but you didn't listen. You'll never catch him.
>>534995800>a stranger giving kids presents iant groomingkys rapejeet
GO STARMER! GO GO GO! DON'T GIVE UP NOW, FORCE THEIR HANDS!
>>534995747Charter an easyjet to polygamy country, £40 a head, you and 190 slags, mass wedding, return back, claim for all of you , extra £1092.50 a week on your UC, quids in.
Anyone got the nottingham car v pedestrian video?
Kier must be waiting for his Q2 bonus before he leaves
>>534995916He's clinging on for those world cup tickets.
>Lammy in the parade with the sceptreFucking grim.
Good morning good saars, I need you help.Could someone translate what these lads here are saying?It sounds like English, but I'm not 100% sure, could also be Aramaic or Farsi?Is it Hungarian they're speaking?https://files.catbox.moe/5mgbhz.mp4
Truth
mfw
windmilled to death
>>534995980>https://files.catbox.moe/5mgbhz.mp4Barnsley ?
77th about yet or am I a bit early?
>>5349952513 is very possible .. Brighton
>>534996230brightonbrightoff
>>534993959The type of lad you invited over every weekend for a pj party
>>534996010she's a big lass
We haven't had a good poisoner story recently.
>>534996152in the yt comments section atm
>>534995096And because they add coolant to the water it cannot be re used as drinking or bathing water
>>534994616Sussex is a lesbian
>>534996432>Matthew Perry>poisonedthe writers are getting lazy, rebooting stories
The unions have had their say too.>dead man walking
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c392jxl22m9o
>>534996329>fantasising about me being finger bummed as a childnonce
>MPs are sitting in the Commons waiting for the start of the state opening ceremony. But Wes Streeting, the health secretary, is not there.KEK
>>534996513Starmer to send Freikorps to liquidate the unions
>>534996482Yeah you just know he chopped up a fat line of ant killer
>Can't wait to see the King go through the motions as the country collapses around him tbqfdesu
>>534995664Could they have been on the beach and the tide came in?
>>534995916> Q2 bonusShould hold out for a SQ7 tbqh
>>534996546SkyNews was wanking off the great "symbolism" of the pageant. It apparently honours our great democracy and the strength and stability of this country.It's a fucking joke.
>>534996553https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAb8Q9X2xAc
>>534996522> fantasisingYou do that a lot
>The mad lad buck broke them allLMFAONever send a Labour faggot to do a tory coup job eh haha
Those 3 dead girls are going to be off a refugee boat that sank, aren't they? We'll never hear the end of it.
>>534996592That we have pre-modern ceremonies because there's never been a revolution to sweep stuff like that away like there has been in every other European country is a testament to this country's stability, they're not wrong.
Imdomitable.
>>534996530Oh wait, he's there and he's seething. Yeah, he's lost his job.
>i'm not quitting, you're quitting
So he's gone? Holy power move. Take that you fucking transphobe
>>534996713bukake goggles
>>534996709>fiddle whilst Rome burns.png
>>534996688Argentinian submariners
>>534996546Charles should just say he’s abolishing parliament and will run the show. Simple as.
>>534996773Toss 'em back in.
Hello, Wes. I want to play a game...
>>534996755his career is over, only cabinet he'll see for the next few years will be the one he keeps the arselube in
this speech is just gonna blow smoke up kiers arse
>>534996772But the nation isn't burning and hasn't burned for nearly 400 years.
>>534996769
Starmer looks like he has been crying.
Antisemitism mentioned in first 10 seconds
> Lucy Letby inquiry report delayed for third time
>>534996709It's a sign of stagnation and rot, that no-one has any new ideas or has built anything for the future.
what a month I've had, well, what a stressful couple of years I've hadI mean, for those two years I was facing homelessnessbecause my dickhead landlord decided to stop paying his mortgagebut after two years of court and a final date of execution for a warrant against my home of 16 yearsthe council have decided to put me in band A for social housing and priority reliefso I got to go into a comfy four star hotel from the for a while in apriland now I'm in a comfy hostel with my own room, kitchen and bathroomwith amazing support workers and residents who are also chilland now its just a matter of time until I'm rehousedwhat a fucking relief, honestly I'm genuinely over the fucking moonI've been needing a full on fresh start since at least 2021and I'm ngl the council have been fantasticnot only that but my local mps office have been fantastic tooproper sticking their necks out for me to make sure I'm sortedthe best bit though? potential payouts from the court + landlordbecause the entire situation has been mishandled from top to bottomso, hotel for a bit, hostel now, new flat, grants and compensation soonthat is what I call a proper fresh startsat here feeling the comfiest I've felt in yearsand thinking to myself - "I deserve this"I think one thing that has led to my absolute comfiness of lateis not allowing myself to expect much of anyone anymorebecause I've really come to accept the fact that most people out there are functionally retarded and if you expect anything of them they will almost always disappoint youso its best to just see most people as potential or actual obstacles at worst and props at best while saving trust or faith for people who have already gone above and beyond to earn it#npd #parasite #disabled #lazy #retarded #manchild #povvo #selfobsessed #Poorlybrain #virgin4eva
What's with all the forced hatred for homosexuals on here. It's 2026, what is wrong with you people? Or is it some kind of projection from self hatred ?
>my government will fight anti-semitism>my government will work for working people
lad there looked like kier 'biggie' starmer
>>534996826Because they know they fucked up, to admit they fucked up and it was British people that were not properly trained and to pin it on an English woman, tut tut tut
>>534996863
>>534996826What was the reason thsi time?
>>534996857I have no problem with homosexuals, I have fucked many femboys in my youth, I have problems with politicians being faggots and costing me high bills.
>>534996749>ShowdownBumdown
>>534996852TldrAt least Eddie had a Kia
>>534996513RStarmer will rally the pinkotens and smash the unions
>>534996857brit/pol/ has always been extremely welcoming of faggotry however
>>534996432It’ll be some boomer pissed that their neighbours tree overhangs their property by 1cm or something.
>>534996893itchy scrot
ILLSBREH LAW MENTIONED
Digital ID mentioned
>muh Ukraine
>>534996966
>trying digital ID againfor fuck sake
>>534996749Kek - Starmbot has mogged him.
>>534996876She’s a jew
>phone rings>its a Hungerford number>answer the phone>its a jeet who says his name is "max">hang up and block numberNot redeeming, simple as.
all completely hollow
>>534996893Doing a head count or something
shite new: >>534997141
>>534996749Kompromat revealed
>>534995163>Deskcuck
>>534997565in bed with the laptop
